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Honestly, The Big Lebowski, while funny, is pretty boring.
It's like Clerks. The dialogue is funny but there's no action at all and normal people don't want to watch it.
there ain't any such thing as a "normal" person, dude
Average person, then.
I don't care what the "average" person thinks, I just want to hang with people who would prefer watching a hilarious film about a dude who loves bowling than a manipulative sob story about some dog starring Owen Wilson.
Honestly, The Big Lebowski, while funny, is pretty boring.
It's like Clerks. The dialogue is funny but there's no action at all and normal people don't want to watch it.
there ain't any such thing as a "normal" person, dude
Average person, then.
I don't care what the "average" person thinks, I just want to hang with people who would prefer watching a hilarious film about a dude who loves bowling than a manipulative sob story about some dog starring Owen Wilson.
Hey, i'm on your side here. I'd rather watch a clever, funny film with interesting ideas and dialogue than watch the latest Ben Stiller shitfest. Problem is, the general public, you know, those horrible walking maggots out there on the street? Yeah, they just want to see someone pull a stupid face and make fart jokes, or watch shit blow up without a "story" or "thoughts" distracting them.
Honestly, The Big Lebowski, while funny, is pretty boring.
It's like Clerks. The dialogue is funny but there's no action at all and normal people don't want to watch it.
there ain't any such thing as a "normal" person, dude
Average person, then.
I don't care what the "average" person thinks, I just want to hang with people who would prefer watching a hilarious film about a dude who loves bowling than a manipulative sob story about some dog starring Owen Wilson.
Hey, i'm on your side here. I'd rather watch a clever, funny film with interesting ideas and dialogue than watch the latest Ben Stiller shitfest. Problem is, the general public, you know, those horrible walking maggots out there on the street? Yeah, they just want to see someone pull a stupid face and make fart jokes, or watch shit blow up without a "story" or "thoughts" distracting them.
Are we talking distrought in here? Gather round children and hear my tale:
There once was a boy who really liked 30 rock. He watched it whenever it came on. Well one day, when he tuned in for his daily dose of 30 rock (a bit late, so he missed the first 5 minutes) something felt off...
At first everything had seemed fine. Then it occured to him that this was a really shitty episode, because he had not laughed even once. Not so much of scnicker had left his mouth during the 5 minutes he was watching. It was about a tracy morgan sketch or something.
Then he realised, he had not seen any of the other actors yet. Now really disturbed, he quiclky checked the tv-guide. As he collapsed to the floor, the ugly, sickening truth stared at him.
the network had replaced all blocks of 30 rock with the Tracy morgan show
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited May 2009
So I came home for the first time in 15 years and there was nobody on the back porch to greet me
not gonna stop you fandy, but you won't feel better for it
i'd probably do the same though if one of my cats kicked it.
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited May 2009
I'm trying to think about this reasonably in that she had a stroke, could hardly walk, couldn't see, and was incontinent, and that's no way for a border collie to live
that's what's so heartwrenching. Dog all sick and in pain and they're like "no man i'll walk it off, no biggie. Don't take me to the vet, i wanna stay with you!"
and that makes it even harder to decide to put them down, because you know the fucker will fight to the death if you let him and deep down inside you want to hold on to them forever.
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
that's what's so heartwrenching. Dog all sick and in pain and they're like "no man i'll walk it off, no biggie. Don't take me to the vet, i wanna stay with you!"
and that makes it even harder to decide to put them down, because you know the fucker will fight to the death if you let him and deep down inside you want to keep them forever.
Listen, don't get me wrong, I love The Big Lebowski. But if I'm having chicks over or a group of friends, we're going to put in something like Transformers or Never Back Down.
Listen, don't get me wrong, I love The Big Lebowski. But if I'm having chicks over or a group of friends, we're going to put in something like Transformers or Never Back Down.
my golden lab is going to have to be put down soon. hes about 15 too. makes me so sad. my dad is going to cry a lot
and about marley and me? i hate that movie. i hate movies like that and my wife manipulated me into watching it. i dont cry very often but that made me bawl. stupid stupid movie. those dog actors were awesome though
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"No women. No kids."
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Viscount Islands[INSERT SoKo HERE]...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered Userregular
edited May 2009
Sorry to hear about your dog, I don't know what I do if that happened to me.
Also, animals generally elicit more emotion from me than human actors.
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I want to do with you
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
edited May 2009
I still refer to I am Legend as 'Will Smith's sad dog movie'.
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I don't care what the "average" person thinks, I just want to hang with people who would prefer watching a hilarious film about a dude who loves bowling than a manipulative sob story about some dog starring Owen Wilson.
Hey, i'm on your side here. I'd rather watch a clever, funny film with interesting ideas and dialogue than watch the latest Ben Stiller shitfest. Problem is, the general public, you know, those horrible walking maggots out there on the street? Yeah, they just want to see someone pull a stupid face and make fart jokes, or watch shit blow up without a "story" or "thoughts" distracting them.
i know plenty of people that love Clerks
There once was a boy who really liked 30 rock. He watched it whenever it came on. Well one day, when he tuned in for his daily dose of 30 rock (a bit late, so he missed the first 5 minutes) something felt off...
At first everything had seemed fine. Then it occured to him that this was a really shitty episode, because he had not laughed even once. Not so much of scnicker had left his mouth during the 5 minutes he was watching. It was about a tracy morgan sketch or something.
Then he realised, he had not seen any of the other actors yet. Now really disturbed, he quiclky checked the tv-guide. As he collapsed to the floor, the ugly, sickening truth stared at him.
I haven't felt this upset in a long time
[edit] the only option I see now is to get as high as possible
i'd probably do the same though if one of my cats kicked it.
It's just so sad
Did you die?
and that makes it even harder to decide to put them down, because you know the fucker will fight to the death if you let him and deep down inside you want to hold on to them forever.
Exactly
Also Marley and Me is a terrible manipulative little film
But maybe my dad didn't have to be such a jerk about it to those little kids
I can say I know how you feel: my dog, same one I've had since I was two, died two days ago.
Sometimes dead is better, Louis.
not that tragic
i killed a bird
booo
daric I think you have mistaken your social group as "normal people" while there is a real danger that they may just be retarded
This is quite possibly the most depressing post I've ever read on the internet.
not that tragic
the driving inspector was a bird
my golden lab is going to have to be put down soon. hes about 15 too. makes me so sad. my dad is going to cry a lot
and about marley and me? i hate that movie. i hate movies like that and my wife manipulated me into watching it. i dont cry very often but that made me bawl. stupid stupid movie. those dog actors were awesome though
Also, animals generally elicit more emotion from me than human actors.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
That was the point at which it became a bad movie
I was 7.5
Brother was 5
She was a mutt that constantly bit us out of affection (not breaking skin)
I never thought I would miss getting bit so much.
When I was 10, a neighbors dog bit me and they put it down to avoid a lawsuit
I hate people