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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The survey found that a fertile woman could sell 32 egg cells over eight years for $224,000; however, for a man to earn the same amount, he would have to make 12 sperm donations a month for 20 years.

    Pfft, or 48 sperm donations a month for 5 years.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited May 2009
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    i'm a big fan of mint.com
    hi5

    mint is great

    double hi5 because mint is the best

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The market is saturated with sperm.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i got like 3.60 in my bank account.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i owe about $2k to my credit card and $10k to the tax office for my education but I dont ever plan to pay that back so I guess I'm worth about -$1,500

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The survey found that a fertile woman could sell 32 egg cells over eight years for $224,000; however, for a man to earn the same amount, he would have to make 12 sperm donations a month for 20 years.

    Pfft, or 48 sperm donations a month for 5 years.

    8-)

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I got a chance to play around with the iPhone app Mint the other day

    Very well done.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Roughly a thousand dollars if I subtract the cost of my new computer.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The survey found that a fertile woman could sell 32 egg cells over eight years for $224,000; however, for a man to earn the same amount, he would have to make 12 sperm donations a month for 20 years.

    Pfft, or 48 sperm donations a month for 5 years.

    Or 2880 donations in a day.

    Ladies

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I guess but man hearts are like hella integral and you can kinda chill sans a kidney

    CAPITALISM
    Get Used To It

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh yeah, I've got about $900 on my Chase Amazon Rewards Card. Speaking off, I should be getting another $25 gift card soonish.

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    my only problem with mint is that it can't find my mortgage. It sees my credit card which is from the same major bank but not my massive amount of debt.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    this thread seems like a terrible idea

    my wallet contains like $70 and my locker combination and some Penn Station coupons

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man you all is poor suckas.

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    this thread seems like a terrible idea

    my wallet contains like $70 and my locker combination and some Penn Station coupons

    I have almost the same amount in my wallet! But only because we had indian for lunch and I paid with my credit card.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Usually I don't strictly know how much money I have at any given point.

    I have faith that whatever it is will be enough, and so far it has worked out wonderfully.

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Man you all is poor suckas.

    most people here are... well I was going to say college kids but I remember khoo's once-upon-a-time statistics put the avg forum age at like 25

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    $2 in my wallet

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Usually I don't strictly know how much money I have at any given point.

    I have faith that whatever it is will be enough, and so far it has worked out wonderfully.

    you are going to be working until you're 85... or dead... and then your family will have to work to pay off your debts, selling your grandchildren into servitude (there was a global meltdown and we went back to some sort of feudal system). But don't worry, one of them will catch the eye of a wealthy land owner and be raped.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I got a couple hundred in change

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    futility wrote: »
    Usually I don't strictly know how much money I have at any given point.

    I have faith that whatever it is will be enough, and so far it has worked out wonderfully.

    you are going to be working until you're 85... or dead... and then your family will have to work to pay off your debts, selling your grandchildren into servitude (there was a global meltdown and we went back to some sort of feudal system). But don't worry, one of them will catch the eye of a wealthy land owner and be raped.

    And son, if you do your homework, work hard, and eat all your vegetables, you could be that wealthy landowner.

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    futility wrote: »
    Man you all is poor suckas.

    most people here are... well I was going to say college kids but I remember khoo's once-upon-a-time statistics put the avg forum age at like 25

    Just a bunch of punk slackers.

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  • GanluanGanluan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man you all is poor suckas.

    Well, if you're living at home that's a bit of an advantage :P

    I'm not sure why people are subtracting their mortgage debt from their net worth, because the house must be worth something right? Well, I guess you could be like me and owe more than the house is worth...

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    $600,000 more or less.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!

    Plus a own my truck, which is nice.

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    futility wrote: »
    Usually I don't strictly know how much money I have at any given point.

    I have faith that whatever it is will be enough, and so far it has worked out wonderfully.

    you are going to be working until you're 85... or dead... and then your family will have to work to pay off your debts, selling your grandchildren into servitude (there was a global meltdown and we went back to some sort of feudal system). But don't worry, one of them will catch the eye of a wealthy land owner and be raped.

    And son, if you do your homework, work hard, and eat all your vegetables, you could be that wealthy landowner.

    And maybe some day someone will write a story about your love... and then someone else centuries later will poorly add ninjas into the plot

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ganluan wrote: »
    Man you all is poor suckas.

    Well, if you're living at home that's a bit of an advantage :P

    I'm not sure why people are subtracting their mortgage debt from their net worth, because the house must be worth something right? Well, I guess you could be like me and owe more than the house is worth...

    Yeah true. If I was a student, and living out of the home I'd be poor as fuck.

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!

    Plus a own my truck, which is nice.

    So your value is 1.truckK?

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ganluan wrote: »
    Man you all is poor suckas.

    Well, if you're living at home that's a bit of an advantage :P

    I'm not sure why people are subtracting their mortgage debt from their net worth, because the house must be worth something right? Well, I guess you could be like me and owe more than the house is worth...

    It's because this is a goofy thread and not many people wanna tell the forums their net worth

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  • GanluanGanluan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    $600,000 more or less.

    Are you looking to adopt?

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  • TrueHereticXTrueHereticX We are the future Charles, not them. They no longer matter. Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    32.76 AUS

    But I get paid today so I'm gonna be worth 532.76 in about 4 hours

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  • SniperLogicSniperLogic ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ganluan wrote: »
    Man you all is poor suckas.

    Well, if you're living at home that's a bit of an advantage :P

    I'm not sure why people are subtracting their mortgage debt from their net worth, because the house must be worth something right? Well, I guess you could be like me and owe more than the house is worth...

    Difficult to tell how much equity you have right off the bat (hint: almost none). A lot of people are also either underwater or have basically zero equity due to diminished housing values.

    I put a about 60k down on my house, which is probably taking a fucking beating right now but at least I am not in the shit.

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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    bout $550

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    $150 worth of books from Kinokuniya
    hell yeah gift vouchers

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Guys I am 6'0" and weigh about 145

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