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Why are these Iguanas sitting on my coffee table? [NIC CAGE IS BACK]

QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Social Entropy++
BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS

A FILM BY WERNER HERZOG


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxB0yXfpQZ8&feature=player_embedded

Wiki summary is:
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans features a crooked cop (Nicolas Cage) who is a drug addict and takes sexual favors for bribes

It also stars Val Kilmer, Eva Mendez, and Xzibit.

It's apparently a remake of Bad Lieutenant but Herzog says it isn't
Abel Ferrara, director of the 1992 film, has been quoted by various media outlets as being very angry about this film. After the film was first announced, Ferrara was quoted as saying "As far as remakes go, … I wish these people die in Hell. I hope they're all in the same streetcar, and it blows up." When asked later for his response to Ferrara's statements, Herzog stated that he does not know who Ferrara is, saying "I've never seen a film by him. I have no idea who he is

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    is it in Nic Cage's contract now that he has to have a bad wig in every film

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Herzog is so awesome

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    FUCK NICOLAS CAGE

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    EXCEPT FOR IN MATCHSTICK MEN

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cage's second Oscar will be for this film

    Saying it now

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    OH AND THE FIRST NATIONAL TREASURE WAS OKAY

    BUT OTHER THAN THAT FUCK THAT GUY

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Swordfights, go watch Raising Arizona right the hell now

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Did you guys even watch this trailer

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh shit I always forget he's the main character in that because it's not a horrible movie starring Nicolas Cage.

    Okay three fuckin' movies out of like thirty.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Did you guys even watch this trailer

    I saw the preview picture and it was all MY HAIR IS A BIRD

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hey that was pretty good

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    me and DrIan made a movie for the 48 hour competition down here about a guy who thinks he's Nicolas Cage's brother

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Nicolas Cage bugs me because my name is Nicholas and every time I see his name it looks like it is spelled wrong

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yo dawg, I heard you like men, so we put nicolas cage in your movie so you can see a man while you watch a movie with man in the title

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    OH AND THE FIRST NATIONAL TREASURE WAS OKAY

    BUT OTHER THAN THAT FUCK THAT GUY

    uh The Weather Man

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Adaptation

    Lord of War

    Matchstick Men

    Raising Arizona

    The Weather Man

    are all decent movies

    not even counting the various action movies we was in during the 90s (The Rock, Face Off, Con Air, Gone in 60 Seconds remake)

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    SA wrote: »
    Adaptation

    Lord of War

    Matchstick Men

    Raising Arizona

    The Weather Man

    are all decent movies

    not even counting the various action movies we was in during the 90s (The Rock, Face Off, Con Air, Gone in 60 Seconds remake)
    I disliked him in all of those but matchstick men and raising arizona!

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    queuewindowqueuewindow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah most of those are pretty terrible

    I caught Matchstick Men on tv the other day and was surprised that it wasn't total garbage

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Adaptation, terrible? Don't be retarded. Lord of War was great too. Haven't seen Weather Man.

    And oh my god The Rock was goddamn amazing.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    nic cage can suck my cock

    i haven't forgotten about Next, Bangkok Dangerous, National Treasure 1&2, Ghost Rider, and the Wicker Man.

    fuck you nic cage

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    A friend showed me her sunburn on Monday and I yelled HOW'D IT GET BURNED? HOW'D IT GET BURNED? at her neck.

    I am not ashamed.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    haha way to go, fari

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    queuewindowqueuewindow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Rock was terrible

    I think someone has a case of the rose tinted glasses

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Rock was Micheal Bay at his Micheal Bayingest

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Rock was terrible

    I think someone has a case of the rose tinted glasses
    I think someone has a case of not knowing when a movie isn't to be taken seriously.

    The Rock was kickass.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqqZ9dbWzD4

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    queuewindowqueuewindow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    NeoToma wrote: »
    The Rock was Micheal Bay at his Micheal Bayingest

    Yeah pretty much

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Why is Werner Herzog the best? Who knows. It is a mystery.

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    queuewindowqueuewindow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man I don't know why a chase scene is supposed to change my mind about the movie. You're kinda proving my point

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fari, don't kid yourself, Michael Bay takes his films very seriously.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man I don't know why a chase scene is supposed to change my mind about the movie. You're kinda proving my point
    man

    queuewindow is the worst nic cage movie ever

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Why is Werner Herzog the best? Who knows. It is a mystery.

    Because I watched Aguirre, the Wrath of God once and spent an hour after it ended thinking that it probably wasn't as great to watch sober. And then I remembered that I had been sober the whole time.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fari, don't kid yourself, Michael Bay takes his films very seriously.
    Explosions are a serious, and awesome, business.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Fari, don't kid yourself, Michael Bay takes his films very seriously.
    Explosions are a serious, and awesome, business.
    You're right, he definitely does enjoy making fun of himself for piles of cash.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "Shoot him again. His soul is still dancing."

    ahahahahahaha

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Why is Werner Herzog the best? Who knows. It is a mystery.

    Because I watched Aguirre, the Wrath of God once and spent an hour after it ended thinking that it probably wasn't as great to watch sober. And then I remembered that I had been sober the whole time.
    Yeah, Aguirre will do that.

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    pismo no homopismo no homo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    aguirre might be the best movie i've ever seen.

    have any of you ever seen that interview where herzog just gets shot in the stomach during it and he just keeps going. and the interviewer is all worried and herzog just doesn't care.

    edit: oh it was an air rifle but it was like a pretty burly wound.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I was just completely unprepared for everything that was Aguirre. I'm occasionally stricken by sadness that I don't own it, so forcing it upon hapless relations is that much more difficult.

    How about when Herzog boiled and ate a shoe?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSRN14ZcJQ4

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I...

    I love Nic Cage.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I haven't seen Cage do anything I liked for a while now, but this does look possibly good.

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE

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