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Vernacular diseases.

MeizMeiz Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
Throughout our common day to day activities, we spend a good amount of that time yammering.

For one reason or another certain figures of speech, words, metaphors or whatever, somehow manage to infiltrate our social circles and become part of certain individual's common speech.

Certain French Canadians have adopted a rather interesting way of giving props to his fellow man. And when I say interesting I mean down right annoying.

The expression in itself "mon cher" basically translates to "my dear". This is their equivalent of saying "bro", "dog" or "homie". Now, I have very little problems with another man telling me that I'm handsome, asking me to buy him flowers or having a beer. I don't mind men having interest in me, I just don't reciprocate to the point where I'm interested in locking tongues. That's just the way I came out.

But to call me "your deer", no, fuck that noise. The statement is entirely possessive and leaves a hint that I'm going to be spooning with you. The fact that this is spreading like wildfire to everyone regardless of their sexual orientation is driving me nuts. It's also cheapening the actual application of the term for people who actually love each other and snog on a regular basis.

So what about you guys? Are there any phrases, words or whatever that when uttered to you simply makes your blood boil?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    twitizens

    'youse guys'

    meissnerd

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    runcubed

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    edited May 2009
    itouch
    this is someone's fault but i don't remember whose

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    aw man

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You spelled "homie" wrong

    That is incredibly unhip

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    know what you mean, man. I'm all like 'fuck you man, I ain't your friend. Gay ass shit is this.'

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Also: owned, lols, pwned, luls, hackzorz, etc

    The first time I met the 4chan tech kid in my sci-fi class he said all of those within five minutes. I almost put a cigarette out on him.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "supposably"

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  • deadlyrhetoricdeadlyrhetoric "We could be two straight lines in a crooked world."__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    God, where do I begin?

    FYI
    IMHO
    YMMV

    I
    Love

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I know, right

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    alot

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  • GameGrrlGameGrrl Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    alot

    is two words

    brah

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I don't like the expression "half-heartedly". There's nothing grammatically wrong with it, I just don't like it.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I know, right

    who cares what you think

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    GameGrrl wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    alot

    is two words

    brah
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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You should use that as your avatar GameGrrl.

    I don't think anyone is using it.

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "You know what I mean?" or simply "You know?"

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    runcubed

    Really?

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    runcubed

    Really?

    you're surprised

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Not using "then" and "than" correctly.
    I understand that to most Americans it basically sounds the same, but it has very different usage.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "digical"

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I occasionally screw that up

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    irregardless
    NOT A WORD

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    irregardless is indeed a word.

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  • deadlyrhetoricdeadlyrhetoric "We could be two straight lines in a crooked world."__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh, oh!

    "Nucular"

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh, oh!

    "Nucular"

    libary

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    irregardless is indeed a word.
    yes
    but just like you, the fact that it exists is not sufficient to redeem it

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    meissnerd again

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Saying something is 'made of win' or 'made of fail'.

    I want to punch them.

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    drawring

    axe you a question

    dater

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    ronrey

    so ronrey

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    People who abuse hyperbole.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    oh, sickth

    what they mean is sixth

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Oh, oh!

    "Nucular"

    libary

    I say this one!

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    also, if I see another powerpoint presentation that includes the words "synergy" or "paradigm shift" I will probably go apeshit

    edit: the only libary in existance is on one of the moons of Jupiter, have fun

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    aggreeance

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    "by the gods"

    "oh my gods"

    "ye gods"

    this is the most annoying shit

    i was going to say "aren't you polytheist"

    but then i read the crucial name

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Usagi I'm detecting a distinct lack of synergy from you.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    People who change the word 'ridiculous' into stupid things like 'ridonkulous'. THAT IS NOT A WORD AND YOU ARE NOT BEING CLEVER.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    can't we just sum most of these up in one statement?
    people who think it's more expressive to make up a new word to express themself

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