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No offense, but I fucked your GF in the ass and wiped my poopy cock on your curtains after I was done penetrating her.
Yeah, this is rather irritating. So you mean to tell me that you have enough intelligence to know that what you say will offend me but say it anyways because you think you can simply shield yourself with the idea that if you state you mean no offense, it makes things cool?
I was playing poker with some of my dad's cop buddies as a kid. In Mormonville, Utah. And this one guy, loses a hand he had invested heavily in.
He yells "Cheese n' Rice". So I ask what that means, and my father says they say it instead of saying the Lord's name in vain. I bust up laughing, and everyone quietly judges my soul.
Penn and Teler's Bullshit had a great epsiode on this. They talked to one woman who insisted on saying "santa vaca" instead of "mother fucker", thereby offending even more peoples (it's spanish for "saint cow")
I can understand people who think that swearing outbursts are bad for you (not agree with, but understand) but swear words aren't magic. Yelling "Oh, fudge!" instead of "Oh fuck!" is not any different, except for the hard "k" sound.
edit: to clarify, it's the outbursts that I can understand being against, for blood pressure reasons. Those outbursts are the same for you regardless of of the words in them, though.
No offense, but I fucked your GF in the ass and wiped my poopy cock on your curtains after I was done penetrating her.
Yeah, this is rather irritating. So you mean to tell me that you have enough intelligence to know that what you say will offend me but say it anyways because you think you can simply shield yourself with the idea that if you state you mean no offense, it makes things cool?
the worst6 part is, it is ACTUALLY a valid phrase, when you are making a perfectly neutral statement, but think it may offend, in order to make you intentions clear. But, instead, idiots use it to try to protect them when they ARE being offensive.
A good example of proper use would be "no offense, but I'd prefer if you'd let me drive home. you've had a bit to drink."
I've been saying dang a lot. But I do not feel this counts.
it does, and it doesn't
"damn" itself is a bit of a silly swear word to begin with
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One time my high school football coach tried to give up swearing. The whole team chuckling at an angry "Cheese and crackers!" outburst put an end to that real quick.
Students who use "random" in eeeery seeentence eeeever
It's appalling how many kids in their fucking 20s these days still start every other statement with the word "like."
Totally. Every college class I've taken thus far, the vast majority of the people there take like fifteen minutes to articulate a simple historical concept because they're so busy waffling and saying "like"
What gets to me is when people affect a stronger accent or an impenetrable dialect because they think it's required to show pride in their origins
I have friends who do this and I know they can speak English as clearly as the goddamn Queen but then suddenly we'll go someplace new and they become super-Irish or super-Scottish and they become semi-coherent to anyone who wasn't born next door to them
Oh, also Carlisle is fucking full of mumblers. I am the enunciation champion compared to some of these people, and I basically sound like mmmbrrrbb brrr mmmmfff.
What gets to me is when people affect a stronger accent or an impenetrable dialect because they think it's required to show pride in their origins
I have friends who do this and I know they can speak English as clearly as the goddamn Queen but then suddenly we'll go someplace new and they become super-Irish or super-Scottish and they become semi-coherent to anyone who wasn't born next door to them
Oh, also Carlisle is fucking full of mumblers. I am the enunciation champion compared to some of these people, and I basically sound like mmmbrrrbb brrr mmmmfff.
I can't understand a thing that the Queen says, man.
Sometimes you plainly gotta state that something sucks.
You are probably used to that.
Only on PA actually.
Yeah, unfortunately you are the victim of the latest bandwagoning. It doesn't matter what you say, everybody will tell you to shut the fuck up and go away.
Now honestly, you do say a lot of retarded shit, and a lot of things I downright don't agree with. But I also realize sometimes you have a hard time conveying concepts because English isn't your native language, and when 90% of the posts directed at you are hostile, it is hard not to get defensive and make a fool of yourself.
speaking other languages doesn't preclude english being his primary
also, I don't cut runcubed any slack because he consistently pulls that bullshit of telling people to be nice to him whenever he runs out of things to say to defend some idiotic assertion he's made
yet he doesn't really extend the same courtesy to those he disagrees with, even though he's unable to coherently express why they're wrong
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Yeah, this is rather irritating. So you mean to tell me that you have enough intelligence to know that what you say will offend me but say it anyways because you think you can simply shield yourself with the idea that if you state you mean no offense, it makes things cool?
He yells "Cheese n' Rice". So I ask what that means, and my father says they say it instead of saying the Lord's name in vain. I bust up laughing, and everyone quietly judges my soul.
except for shucks, yes.
Penn and Teler's Bullshit had a great epsiode on this. They talked to one woman who insisted on saying "santa vaca" instead of "mother fucker", thereby offending even more peoples (it's spanish for "saint cow")
I can understand people who think that swearing outbursts are bad for you (not agree with, but understand) but swear words aren't magic. Yelling "Oh, fudge!" instead of "Oh fuck!" is not any different, except for the hard "k" sound.
edit: to clarify, it's the outbursts that I can understand being against, for blood pressure reasons. Those outbursts are the same for you regardless of of the words in them, though.
the worst6 part is, it is ACTUALLY a valid phrase, when you are making a perfectly neutral statement, but think it may offend, in order to make you intentions clear. But, instead, idiots use it to try to protect them when they ARE being offensive.
A good example of proper use would be "no offense, but I'd prefer if you'd let me drive home. you've had a bit to drink."
it does, and it doesn't
"damn" itself is a bit of a silly swear word to begin with
Like
"Bryar that assignment was due today not tomorrow"
I will say
"well, dang."
Washington becomes Worshington
Fourty Four becomes Farty Far, etc...
It's rather entertaining
only as entertaining as the fact that people actually from London can't say it properly
i.e. not. lol accents.
Here's my favourite two.
"ECTcetera" or when people write "ect"
and
oh god, I'm getting annoyed just thinking about it...
"expresso"
but beyond that I have no capacity for learning languages
lol ect
This is not a real website.
It's appalling how many kids in their fucking 20s these days still start every other statement with the word "like."
I do this when I'm just, like, talking on the forums or with friends.
I could, like, completely just cut it out if I wanted to.
the proper thing to do is to clean up the subject matter and cut out the expletives, not just soften the words.
Totally. Every college class I've taken thus far, the vast majority of the people there take like fifteen minutes to articulate a simple historical concept because they're so busy waffling and saying "like"
it's just a pause filler now, much like "um", or "eh"
what's more annoying, actually, is the Israeli version of "eh", which is loud, and drawn out.
I can imagine that's obnoxious
yeah, normally heard when they are trying to remember a particular english word.
this is how I use it far too often
I have friends who do this and I know they can speak English as clearly as the goddamn Queen but then suddenly we'll go someplace new and they become super-Irish or super-Scottish and they become semi-coherent to anyone who wasn't born next door to them
Oh, also Carlisle is fucking full of mumblers. I am the enunciation champion compared to some of these people, and I basically sound like mmmbrrrbb brrr mmmmfff.
Only on PA actually.
I can't understand a thing that the Queen says, man.
Too squeaky.
I'M JUST A POOR BOY
FROM A POOR FAMILY
Yeah, unfortunately you are the victim of the latest bandwagoning. It doesn't matter what you say, everybody will tell you to shut the fuck up and go away.
Now honestly, you do say a lot of retarded shit, and a lot of things I downright don't agree with. But I also realize sometimes you have a hard time conveying concepts because English isn't your native language, and when 90% of the posts directed at you are hostile, it is hard not to get defensive and make a fool of yourself.
Accents get you hella laid.
Man, if I had an Australian accent..
I thought runcubed had stated himself that english is his primary language
also, I don't cut runcubed any slack because he consistently pulls that bullshit of telling people to be nice to him whenever he runs out of things to say to defend some idiotic assertion he's made
yet he doesn't really extend the same courtesy to those he disagrees with, even though he's unable to coherently express why they're wrong
What? No.
Correct.