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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Are these adult education classes, or do you work with kids?

    Adults.
    How do you like it? I'm going to start tutoring math at an adult HS next week and I'm not really sure what to expect.

    I enjoy it. Generally the best thing is that your students are pretty well motivated to begin with.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Are these adult education classes, or do you work with kids?

    Adults.
    How do you like it? I'm going to start tutoring math at an adult HS next week and I'm not really sure what to expect.

    Dissapointment?
    :(

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    I went to a restaurant with my grandpa one time.

    He drank the three triples of jameson and a few pints of guiness and then asked if I wanted to go to a pub.

    I was like

    how aren't you dead?!

    How did he reply?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    I went to a restaurant with my grandpa one time.

    He drank the three triples of jameson and a few pints of guiness and then asked if I wanted to go to a pub.

    I was like

    how aren't you dead?!

    Was he a former train engineer?

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    That is the second time today that Preach and I have double-teamed Justin like that about work.

    hi5!
    It's too easy so I try to leave him alone.

    Oh you big girly girl, justin needs this, it will toughen him up for later.

    nah, fucking with people is its own reward. I don't need to pretend that I'm doing it for their own good.

    Also, Season 4 of The Wire was pretty fucking good. Why do they gotta make me like a dude before he gets his ass capped

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I went to a restaurant with my grandpa one time.

    He drank the three triples of jameson and a few pints of guiness and then asked if I wanted to go to a pub.

    I was like

    how aren't you dead?!

    How did he reply?

    whutrrrrrya, sum kinda pussy'r somepin

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    I went to a restaurant with my grandpa one time.

    He drank the three triples of jameson and a few pints of guiness and then asked if I wanted to go to a pub.

    I was like

    how aren't you dead?!
    I aspire to be this man.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    That is the second time today that Preach and I have double-teamed Justin like that about work.

    hi5!
    It's too easy so I try to leave him alone.

    Oh you big girly girl, justin needs this, it will toughen him up for later.

    nah, fucking with people is its own reward. I don't need to pretend that I'm doing it for their own good.

    Also, Season 4 of The Wire was pretty fucking good. Why do they gotta make me like a dude before he gets his ass capped

    I think s4 might be the best season.

    the focus on the Baltimore Sun in s5 is awesome. the McNulty plot in s5 is laaaaaaaaaame.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Is that real?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Are these adult education classes, or do you work with kids?

    Adults.
    How do you like it? I'm going to start tutoring math at an adult HS next week and I'm not really sure what to expect.

    Dissapointment?
    :(

    Just don't be angry when on one of your tests you'll see an anwer of "God damn liberal faggots took my job."

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The worst part was that the ensuing tears totally ruined Podly's cosmopolitan.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    The worst part was that the ensuing tears totally ruined Podly's cosmopolitan.

    should have ordered a (blended) margarita!

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    season 4 is pretty awesome

    but the second to last episode of season three
    where stringer gets killed

    is still the best episode of television ever

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Having seen what I have seen of Podly.


    Did your Grandpa try to tell you how to pick up women, figuring you were no good at it?

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    That is the second time today that Preach and I have double-teamed Justin like that about work.

    hi5!
    It's too easy so I try to leave him alone.

    Oh you big girly girl, justin needs this, it will toughen him up for later.

    nah, fucking with people is its own reward. I don't need to pretend that I'm doing it for their own good.

    Also, Season 4 of The Wire was pretty fucking good. Why do they gotta make me like a dude before he gets his ass capped

    I think s4 might be the best season.

    the focus on the Baltimore Sun in s5 is awesome. the McNulty plot in s5 is laaaaaaaaaame.
    I still have season 5 to go. it'll be sadface after that.

    I think cheese faced bitch is my new favorite wire insult.

    Also, man, I loved the Omar shit in season 4.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    I went to a restaurant with my grandpa one time.

    He drank the three triples of jameson and a few pints of guiness and then asked if I wanted to go to a pub.

    I was like

    how aren't you dead?!

    Ahahaha.

    This reminds me of family get togethers where my uncle (who is an Englishman) sits in a corner and tries not to be intimidated by my other uncles getting through bottles of whisky the way most people get through wine.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    bitches, I hold ma booze

    btw -- my standard bar drink is jameson and a side of ice or a smokey martini, which is a dry beefeater martini with a splash of johnny red

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Is that real?

    Ofc not. This however, is.

    image3271.jpg

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    obamaomar300.jpg

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man pregnant women are some of the most self centered creatures on this earth. "Oh my I was pooping and felt like my baby was pooping too." No one cares fatty! I had a spicey shit once, but I didn't feel the need to describe its intricate transition from my stomach to burping out of my ass!

    Pregnant women who are so utterly ignorant of what is going on inside of them are even worse. Because that would be exceedingly bad if true.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Are these adult education classes, or do you work with kids?

    Adults.
    How do you like it? I'm going to start tutoring math at an adult HS next week and I'm not really sure what to expect.

    Dissapointment?
    :(

    Just don't be angry when on one of your tests you'll see an anwer of "God damn liberal faggots took my job."
    "If Steve can paint a house in two days, Wanda can paint a house in three days, and Bill can paint a house in a two days, then how long will it take the three of them to paint a single house if they work together?"

    "It doesn't matter; the boss'll just hire one of them illegals to do it cheap."

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Preacher, you are horrible.

    Do you have any experience in adult education?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    "If Steve can paint a house in two days, Wanda can paint a house in three days, and Bill can paint a house in a two days, then how long will it take the three of them to paint a single house if they work together?"

    "It doesn't matter; the boss'll just hire one of them illegals to do it cheap."

    I swear I've seen that answer in some "Zomg look how dumb people are."

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    if you vote for me I'll let you touch my tits

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yes Elldren I'm constantly schooling you mofuckers everyday.

    Nexus no one wants to touch your moobs, not even that homeless old guy everyone affectionately calls "Ball Hugger".

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So is this VFM guy obs or church or something?

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man pregnant women are some of the most self centered creatures on this earth. "Oh my I was pooping and felt like my baby was pooping too." No one cares fatty! I had a spicey shit once, but I didn't feel the need to describe its intricate transition from my stomach to burping out of my ass!

    Pregnant women who are so utterly ignorant of what is going on inside of them are even worse. Because that would be exceedingly bad if true.

    Yeah. Sepsis eww.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I went to a restaurant with my grandpa one time.

    He drank the three triples of jameson and a few pints of guiness and then asked if I wanted to go to a pub.

    I was like

    how aren't you dead?!

    Ahahaha.

    This reminds me of family get togethers where my uncle (who is an Englishman) sits in a corner and tries not to be intimidated by my other uncles getting through bottles of whisky the way most people get through wine.

    This sounds like my dad's side of the family in reverse.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    MY CAR IS GOING TO BE FIXED TODAY.

    Thank fucking god.

    That's me by the way. I'm the fucking god.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    MY CAR IS GOING TO BE FIXED TODAY.

    Thank fucking god.

    That's me by the way. I'm the fucking god.

    I'm sure at best you'd be listed as the Fucking Lackey. Or fucking sometimes the girl doesn't complain.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Who shat in your cheerios this morning, Preach? jeez.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Cars depreciate in value a lot quicker than I thought. More vehicles are in my price range than I thought.

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man pregnant women are some of the most self centered creatures on this earth. "Oh my I was pooping and felt like my baby was pooping too." No one cares fatty! I had a spicey shit once, but I didn't feel the need to describe its intricate transition from my stomach to burping out of my ass!

    Pregnant women who are so utterly ignorant of what is going on inside of them are even worse. Because that would be exceedingly bad if true.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJRzBpFjJS8

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Who shat in your cheerios this morning, Preach? jeez.

    Abloo?

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Elldren, didn't someone tell you? Preach got that job in Fucking-Evaluation he'd been gunning for.


    We had a party and everything!

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    holy sheeeeeeeet

    this spanish blue cheese is quite possibly the most delectable thing I've ever had

    jeesus

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