It's pretty safe to say that you're an idiot if you think Frank Miller invented The Battle of Thermopylae.
It exists only in two places: in textbooks and in the minds of those who believe it.
I'm not saying it actually happened... I'm just saying that if you don't know that Frank Miller didn't invent Greek Mythology, you probably are an idiot.
I'll bet you a large number of people who see this movie have probably never heard of this myth before.
And?
I'll admit I haven't, and I went online and read up on it.
It wouldn't annoy you if you came out of the theatre and heard some people saying something like "Man! Frank Miller was a genius to write this story! 300 against two million? Awesome!" Because it always annoys me when people don't know anything pertaining to history.
No because that won't fucking happen.
Well, aside from someone thinking that overcoming the odds is a unique concept, something like that might happen. But it won't matter. That person has just viewed a movie for entertainment purposes and probably gains nothing in their life by having a better understanding of the subject matter or any historical significance.
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If Frank Miller invented the gritty crime noir then he created Greek mythology too. Im not gonna stand here and let somebody bad mouth a man who, if I (and this fifth of Jock) want to believe in rocollection, created the Salem Witch trials and the finest Genuine Draft beer man has ever seen.
Frank Miller once traveled into the distant past and saved Jesus from the Romans, then collaborated and wrote the entire New Testament in a coke induced weekend in Bethany.
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"Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have.
History shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases."
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Brilliant.
Frank Miller once traveled into the distant past and saved Jesus from the Romans, then collaborated and wrote the entire New Testament in a coke induced weekend in Bethany.
History shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases."
-Thomas Jefferson
She was okay.
meh
it's just them running around
i don't care for "teasers". show me clips from the movie, k thx.
But honestly I'm afraid that it won't be.
No, there was a full one released last night. That shows the actual plot and things.
shit, really?
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"It looked like your mom, dude." lmao.
Who are you?
Sorry.
I just can't stand youtube comments.
oh okay
i thought you were actually saying that
man sometimes i don't get irony
THIS
IS
SPAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Oh goddammit dickwad you totally stole my thunder.
I try my best.
I'm not looking forward to Rocky Balboa.
which always helps get through slow parts with all the talking and shit, you know
Did you not see where the side of that chicks face was totally messed up?
I am reserving judgement. I don't particularly like the character models, but the animation is decent. It's a matter of voice acting and story now.
Or maybe he's got Bell's Palsy.