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16 and Pregnant, or Juno the tv show

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  • TanolenTanolen Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Tanolen wrote: »
    Make everyone rich

    I had the idea to equally distribute wealth amongst everyone when I was a kid.

    I was so pissed off when I found out Marx had beat me to it.

    Betcha Marx also lost his virginity before you. he's waaaaay cooler than you

    You see that beard, I bet the panties just fly.

    Tanolen on
  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
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    heeeeey

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I know there's an "I'd hammer that sickle" joke in here somewhere...

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Harrier wrote: »
    All right, then, if not birth control, how do we slash the damn pregnancy rate?

    Other than promoting widespread condom use.

    Turn tubal ligation into a fad.

    Butters on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oden wrote: »
    Terrendos wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Oden wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    I know a 20 year old with a 6 year old

    that kid has just as fair a shot at life as everone else :)

    a knocked up 14 year old who has a kid misses out on a big part of their life too

    how dare you

    a 14 year old who has a child to take care of can pull through and live just as successful a live as anyone else

    Psh, back in the time of the Romans a girl was married off around 12-13, but basically she was marrying age as soon as she started menstruating. And if memory serves, the marrying age for men was early 20's at the earliest. So that's pretty gross. Is it relevant? I dunno.

    no thats not really relevant because that was 2000 years ago in a completely different society

    Tell that to the pastor at my church job

    Seriously, somebody needs to explain this to him.

    Fiz on
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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I think something like over half of the girls I am attracted to on okcupid end up having kids.

    Kind of sucks.

    Fiz that comment is amazing and I cannot follow it up in a just manner.

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    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
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    heeeeey

    I lost that shirt somewhere in moving cross country. So sad.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fiz, your pastor's not a bible literalist, is he? Because those folks scare the willies out of me.

    This show will clearly be horrifying beyond all horror; fortunately vsove made me remember that watching Mulan is always an option.

    Lost Salient on
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fiz, your pastor's not a bible literalist, is he? Because those folks scare the willies out of me.

    This show will clearly be horrifying beyond all horror; fortunately vsove made me remember that watching Mulan is always an option.

    :(

    AMP'd on
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
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    heeeeey

    I lost that shirt somewhere in moving cross country. So sad.

    I'm wearing that shirt right now

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Are we still talking about the show in the OP?

    My english professor said he was in a bar in Northern Michigan a couple weekends ago, where they happened to be filming one of the families for this show. He also said that the film crew were the most casually dressed people in the bar.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What I meant to say was, AMP'd and vsove teamed up like Batman and Superman to prove just how fucking awesome Mulan is, rescuing me like a hapless citizen trapped in a derailed subway car.

    Lost Salient on
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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
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    heeeeey

    I lost that shirt somewhere in moving cross country. So sad.

    I'm wearing that shirt right now

    Gimme my shirt back.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Are we still talking about the show in the OP?

    My english professor said he was in a bar in Northern Michigan a couple weekends ago, where they happened to be filming one of the families for this show. He also said that the film crew were the most casually dressed people in the bar.

    The real question here is why on earth was your professor in Northern Michigan in the first place.

    Lost Salient on
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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What I meant to say was, AMP'd and vsove teamed up like Batman and Superman to prove just how fucking awesome Mulan is, rescuing me like a hapless citizen trapped in a derailed subway car.

    If I've told you once, I've told you a million times

    Stay off the subways!

    AMP'd on
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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Are we still talking about the show in the OP?

    My english professor said he was in a bar in Northern Michigan a couple weekends ago, where they happened to be filming one of the families for this show. He also said that the film crew were the most casually dressed people in the bar.

    The real question here is why on earth was your professor in Northern Michigan in the first place.

    His wife was antiquing.

    He was drinking.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Are we still talking about the show in the OP?

    My english professor said he was in a bar in Northern Michigan a couple weekends ago, where they happened to be filming one of the families for this show. He also said that the film crew were the most casually dressed people in the bar.

    The real question here is why on earth was your professor in Northern Michigan in the first place.

    Man part of this is in Michigan?

    Fuck me.

    My poor state is going through enough as it is.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    What I meant to say was, AMP'd and vsove teamed up like Batman and Superman to prove just how fucking awesome Mulan is, rescuing me like a hapless citizen trapped in a derailed subway car.

    If I've told you once, I've told you a million times

    Stay off the subways!

    I just want to meet the underground pirates from Seven Soldiers so badly. D:

    Also antiquing is only barely an adequate reason for venturing north of Charlevoix. And drinking is practically the State pastime.

    Seriously, they should just put a sign off the highway saying "Here There Be Dragons" once you pass Gaylord going north.

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    If we're all talking Michigan talk, someone should throw a MiPAX this summer.

    I'm desperate for friendship and acceptance.

    HadjiQuest on
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    If you threw one in September I'd be back in the Mitten and down for it! But I moved after I graduated from college, and now I'm in Seoul, so I won't be back before then.

    Lost Salient on
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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What I meant to say was, AMP'd and vsove teamed up like Batman and Superman to prove just how fucking awesome Mulan is, rescuing me like a hapless citizen trapped in a derailed subway car.

    That was an awesome movie come to think of it. I ought to see if I can find it somewhere and watch it; I don't think I've seen it since it first came out on tape. There's like, that part where they're singing the song all happy, and then they see the burned down village. Gotta say, Disney handled a war movie pretty well.

    Terrendos on
  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
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    Bu-waaaah!

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MTV, where did you go wrong? Where?

    Hacksaw on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    MTV, where did you go wrong? Where?

    Brody Jenner's Bromance not being what it sounded like

    Friendship competition? My ass.

    His ass. Ho-yeah

    Fiz on
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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Can someone please, please, please bomb every single MTV office?

    Dublo7 on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Is this going to be in a competitive elimination format? This week's losing team has to choose which team member to abort?

    I know this was a few pages ago, but, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    MTV, where did you go wrong? Where?

    Tila Tequila?

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Can someone please, please, please bomb every single MTV office?
    Working on it.

    Hacksaw on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'd illegitimately father a child with the chick at 0:07

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oden wrote: »
    Terrendos wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Oden wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    I know a 20 year old with a 6 year old

    that kid has just as fair a shot at life as everone else :)

    a knocked up 14 year old who has a kid misses out on a big part of their life too

    how dare you

    a 14 year old who has a child to take care of can pull through and live just as successful a live as anyone else

    Psh, back in the time of the Romans a girl was married off around 12-13, but basically she was marrying age as soon as she started menstruating. And if memory serves, the marrying age for men was early 20's at the earliest. So that's pretty gross. Is it relevant? I dunno.

    no thats not really relevant because that was 2000 years ago in a completely different society

    people's brains aren't able to handle sex until about age 16 or so, regardless of societal standards

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This is horrible. I don't want to watch a show about 16 year olds.
    Or pregnant people.

    It is mostly the fathers though, seems like it would be nearly 100% douchebags.

    Swill on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the best thing would be if at the end of every episode they have all the pregnant girls get together in a jerry springer type situation and beat each other up while yelling at everyone around them

    Air on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Air wrote: »
    the best thing would be if at the end of every episode they have all the pregnant girls get together in a jerry springer type situation and beat each other up while yelling at everyone around them

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    MTV, where did you go wrong? Where?

    I think it was about the time where they made it so that if you wanted to actually hear music, you had to watch MTV2.


    Either that or when they canned Beavis and Butthead.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i'd watch a show about 16 year olds getting pregnant

    you know

    explicitly

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Someone should make a chart of Kimya Dawson's concert attendance over the past couple years.

    No one

    No one

    Juno

    HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU SO CUTE ^_^

    Swill on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I need to link a Moldy Peaches song simply because of the messiest guitar solo of all time

    skip to like 3:25 or so


    it's so distorted and unstructured that I can't help but like it

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    it looks like this show is taking like a decent approach to the subject though

    Ranx on
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    shush you

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