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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    so there is a smurf movie in development

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472181/

    hahaha the message topics from said board

    Smurfette is a whore IamSteffin
    The 5 Best and Worst Smurfs Ever. kingdom_james
    Gargamel DarienExodusXion
    what do you have against communism? noodgevallen
    How do the Smurfs reproduce? goombakiller
    SMURFS: An Action Movie!!! caabrae

    if this comes to fruition, I bet Jason Lee is somehow involved

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    the rabbit hole

    it cannot be closed

    Summon Patrick Stewart and Sean Bean

    Close shut the jaws of Oblivion

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    oh sweet jesus

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTWjPHfXnUE

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Xaquin wrote: »
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    Smurfette was magically created from clay by the Smurfs' enemy, Gargamel, so that she would use her charms to cause jealousy and competition among the Smurfs in order to cause their fall. He left her in the forest and Hefty Smurf took her to the Smurf village, where she was kept out of kindness.

    Gargamel's plans didn't work well at first, as her appearance was flawed. He had designed her in such a way that she might be attractive to a sad and despicable person like himself, but to the Smurfs she looked like just a male Smurf but with long spiky black hair and a dress. She tried to be feminine and considerate, but was unattractive and proved to be more annoying than seductive.

    Frustrated, the Smurfs got back at her by making her think that she had put on weight and was becoming fat, thus causing her to fall into a state of depression. Papa Smurf took pity on her and took her to his laboratory, where they locked themselves in for several days before emerging. Smurfette now had long, flowing blond hair and an appealing character. This caused every Smurf of the village to fall in love with her.
    shit is fucked up

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette

    Just so we're clear, we're still talking about the Smurfs I watched as a child? The banal kids show about the blue midgets? What other bombs are going to drop now that the bay doors are open?

    Liono and snarf were father and son.

    also, snorks were originally smurfs that drowned at sea during the 'Azrael Conflict'

    YOU


    LIE

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    metzger gonna hulk out

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zowie!

    *Scooby Doo running in place sound*

    *Zooom*

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    I wonder what Papa smurf did to her

    Made her feel like a real woman.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    I wonder what Papa smurf did to her

    Made her feel like a real woman.

    neil diamond all playing in the background

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    there were only ever 3 female smurfs introduced

    one was a Granny Smurf

    she was the queen smurf

    But each one of these comes from an egg, right? So who's laying these eggs?

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Soviet men under red father.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    it would be Egg Smurf

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    metzger gonna hulk out

    bulk out maybe

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sulk out now

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what hath this comic wrought

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9A0YCUCZbI

    #pipe on
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    24's beard argument is moot.

    Birds are mammals and they lay eggs.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    24's beard argument is moot.

    Birds are mammals and they lay eggs.

    this is a reference I'm missing, right

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    right

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Platypus

    suck on that ladies

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What reference?

    His argument that they were mammals was that Papa Smurf had a beard, right?

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    24's beard argument is moot.

    Birds are mammals and they lay eggs.

    this is a reference I'm missing, right

    to the video posted directly above his post, yes

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the "birds are mammals" part

    because birds are not mammals.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    wait... Pretty sure they are?

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    .....

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Tossrock don't look at me like that.

    Blame the public school system.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    wait... Pretty sure they are?

    nope

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i am going to have an aneurysm and die

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    damn
    veretas

    damn

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm so ashamed

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    as you should be

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This is a pretty great thread.

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    your whole theme concerns birds!

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    is it because it's the one where you kill people

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Chikkinz

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    unless she wasn't a true smurf

    a hollow facsimile, a clay simulacrum given life

    a perversion of nature which twisted the very reality surrounding the thing
    I really like this post.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh hay look a new page.

    No one must know

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  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Smurfette was hotter originally.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    you could say that

    GARGAMEL

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