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Things in the world that will KILL YOU

scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
So I'm bored of talking about the morality of eugenics. Let's do this:

leave it to australia to come up with yet another thing in the wilderness that will fucking murder you:
THIS giant feral pig has been shot dead after it was spotted eating a dead cow on an Australian property.
The picture has been circulating on the internet alongside claims the boar was killed at various locations across Australia.

It was written off as a hoax by many, including WA's Department of Environment and Conservation, and sparked much debate when published on website PerthNow.

But The Sunday Times has confirmed that the pig was shot on a Pilbara cattle station near Newman, 1200km northeast of Perth.

Sources close to the family of the man in the photo have confirmed he is Pilbara pastoralist John Anick and the picture was taken on his property three years ago.

The family refused to talk about the giant boar earlier, for fear that illegal pig hunters would flock to the area.

The source said the 220kg beast was eating a cow when it was first seen by workers mustering cattle in a helicopter. Mr Anick saw it again on a trip to check windmills on the property and shot it.

"I can vouch 100 per cent, I don't even have to say 90 per cent, that it (the photo) was taken in the Pilbara and it is who I said it is,'' the source said.
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,25567409-5001021,00.html

Post pictures and stories of all the things in and outside of Australia that will serious face fuck you up.
but let's be honest, this is pretty much going to be an Australian Things That Will Kill You thread.

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  • thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Holy fucking shit it looks like a rhinoceros.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh man I wanna eat that pig.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Holy fuck

    I guess it killed the cow

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  • AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That thing carries swine flu that kills on contact

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    jesus

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Wild pigs seem like total dicks.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Holy shit look at that thing

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    being killed by a pig would be embarrassing

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What is there that doesn't kill you in Australia?

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    being killed by a pig would be embarrassing

    Not that pig.

    That pig would bring an honorable death

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What is there that doesn't kill you in Australia?

    Air?

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    i heard that samoans in australia will kill you.

    smush your puny head between their giant calves.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What is there that doesn't kill you in Australia?

    Air?

    100% of people who breathe Australian air DIE.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    What is there that doesn't kill you in Australia?

    Air?

    100% of people who breathe Australian air DIE.

    :!:

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    clearly that dude hit the pig with his sword

    I can never get away with that unless I've got a friggin' fairy on me

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That lucky bastard just bagged him self a life time of bacon.

    Beef infused bacon, at that.

    God I'm so jealous.

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So it's like this:
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    Only in America does an 11 year old take something like that down with a handgun.
    http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/articles/2007/05/26/1179601736704.html

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Do they sell bacon from pigs that were fed only bacon

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    If not, they really should.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I fucking wrestled a bat out of my house today

    it was insanely badass

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Did the bat have a gun

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    he didn't need one because he had batfangs and could probably spit venom or something

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    you're lucky he didn't confuse you with some sort of ray

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So it's like this:
    wildpig_wideweb__470x317,2.jpg

    Only in America does an 11 year old take something like that down with a handgun.
    http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/articles/2007/05/26/1179601736704.html

    Yeah but that article is from the Brisbane Times.
    It's clearly just propaganda to make people think that Australia isn't as bad as other places.
    Because it clearly is.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I watched a tv show called the pig explosion the other day all about how pigs are everywhere and spreading

    Also getting bigger

    Something about mixing with russian breeds of boar to make them the ultimate eating, murdering machine

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Holy fucking shit

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  • LachoneusLachoneus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Wimble wrote: »
    you're lucky he didn't confuse you with some sort of ray

    haha nice

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So it's like this:
    wildpig_wideweb__470x317,2.jpg

    Only in America does an 11 year old take something like that down with a handgun.
    http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/articles/2007/05/26/1179601736704.html

    This is terrifying

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  • Count ZeroCount Zero Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Its the beast of London below

    except above ground in Australia.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fuck pigs.

    I only tolerate their existence for the bacon their flesh yields.

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    How the hell could that thing survive in Alabama long enough to become that big, let alone be able to move through the damn trees to stay hidden...

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    How the hell could that thing survive in Alabama long enough to become that big, let alone be able to move through the damn trees to stay hidden...

    Plenty of trash in alabama

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    hahahaha

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  • pantsypantsy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Most deadly animal in the world:

    The Box Jellyfish. The powerful neurotoxic venom contained in its stingers can kill a full grown human in four minutes. The venom attacks the nervous system, causing heart failure, or more commonly, drowning as the swimming victim loses motor functions.

    Unlike most jellyfish, it actively hunts its prey and can be quite aggressive. It can reach speeds of up to 3.5 knots (1.8 meters/second)

    There have been 5,568 recorded deaths due to Box Jellyfish stings since 1954, placing it at the top of the deadly creature list.


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    Edit: And of course, they are very common in Australia.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me
    I will kill you
    For the right price

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    hippos are bad motherfuckers

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Man hows a jellyfish gonna hunt something with no sensory organs

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    hippos are bad motherfuckers

    Shut yo mouth

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Don't box jellyfish have some sort of eyes?

    edit: It was in a documentary about the irukandji box jellyfish. It said box jellyfish have 5 very primitive eyes.

    Also the irukandji is fucking crazy.

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