MotW 06-03-09 "Crime is Doomed"

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Commando sucks and anyone who likes it has no fucking sense.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dems fightin words Crimson. Thats like saying you don't like Death Wish 3.

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    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    crimsondude

    you are the single worst person alive

    e: Death Wish 3 is the greatest movie ever made

    fact

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    okay as grave as offense as it is to diss commando, this is not a commando thread! go yell at him with righteous fury elsewhere

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    but geebs, every thread is a commando thread at heart

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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against the Irish) Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah, that sounds about right. I was thinking last night that this is the same douche who wrote Commando, which is total death porn.
    I realized when I said 'Rambo' I meant 'First Blood' which is the actual name of the original. It got dubbed 'carnography,' because... hmmm... the best way to sum it up would probably be, y'know when you watch Rambo the movie, _all_ the characters that don't die? In the book, they're not so lucky. That includes Rambo.
    Col. Trautman blows his head off with a shotgun.

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  • KidDorkKidDork Registered User
    edited June 2009
    I didn't watch Commando this week, but I did take a chance and picked up Billy Batson and The Power of Shazam #5. It was getting love on Rex Parker's crossword blog a few months ago, and I thought--Why not live a little? Pick up a kid's comic!

    Actually enjoyed it. Angst free, and giant robots to boot. Sah-weet.

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    yeah, I was totally surprised by how good of a movie First Blood was. It unjustly raised my expectations for the next two from "shit" to "passable" and I was gravely disappointed when they turned out to be total shit.

    First Blood was great, I actually prefer the movie to the book, which is unusual. and the lst one that came out was pretty good. much better than 2 and 3.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sylvester Stallone has never made a bad movie.

    Fact

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sylvester Stallone has never made a bad movie.

    Fact

    um... Stop or My Mom Will Shoot? Oscar?

    What are you fucking high?

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    When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
  • VirralVirral Registered User
    edited June 2009
    You're saying Stop or My Mom Will Shoot deserved an oscar?

    I think we can all agree with that.
    Fact

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Virral wrote: »
    You're saying Stop or My Mom Will Shoot deserved an oscar?

    I think we can all agree with that.
    Fact

    Two separate examples of the idiocy that has claimed this thread.

    Fact.

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    When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
  • VirralVirral Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Why so glum, chum?

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Virral and TLB are never wrong Sentry, sorry.

    Except when TLB starts spouting about Hank Pym, the Mighty Avengers in general, or Jean Grey. Then he's got wrong to spare.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Those are both great films

    god Sentry why you gotta be so wrong

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Virral and TLB are never wrong Sentry, sorry.

    Except when TLB starts spouting about Hank Pym, the Mighty Avengers in general, or Jean Grey. Then he's double right.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Virral and TLB are never wrong Sentry, sorry.

    Except when TLB starts spouting about Hank Pym, the Mighty Avengers in general, or Jean Grey. Then he's really ugly.

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    In 1997 Sly hosted SNL, and there was a skit in it where he gets in a car accident with Norm McDonald. As Norm is dying he keeps telling Sly how much he hates his movies.

    Seriously, I would give anything to find that clip. Towards the end Sly is shaking Norm and Norm is like "stop... stop... stop or my mom will shoot sucked..."

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    When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    Virral and TLB are never wrong Sentry, sorry.

    Except when TLB starts spouting about Hank Pym, the Mighty Avengers in general, or Jean Grey. Then I, Faynor, am the dumbest ever, for serious you guys

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sentry that clip is great

    even if it is so wrong

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    Virral and TLB are never wrong Sentry, sorry.

    Except when TLB starts spouting about Hank Pym, the Mighty Avengers in general, or Jean Grey. Then I, Faynor, am the smartest individual to ever exist. P.S. It's on, bitch was a dumb line

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    HURFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF DURFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT I HAD BONEITISSSSSSSSSS

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  • RingoRingo HE KEEPS REPEATING THE LINE I'M GONNA CRY BLEASE LET HIM LIVE YOU MADE ME WATCH SO MUCH KISSING IN THIS FILM LET INIGO LIVERegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You couldn't have just said Driven, Sentry?

    You had to go and pick on Stop Or my Mom will shoot? And Oscar?

    Next you're gonna tell me that Demolition Man is not classic cinema.

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • VirralVirral Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Hey you better step off Demolition Man, or we are going to have to throw down!

    Fun fact, Demolition Man was my first experience with region localization, because in Hong Kong where I grew up we never had Taco Bell. So in the scene where they were all invited to Taco Bell for a fancy dinner (because Taco Bell had taken over all the restaurants in the future) it was dubbed to say "Pizza Hut". Dubbed badly.

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA
    edited June 2009
    alright ok jeeze guys

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