Yeah, that sounds about right. I was thinking last night that this is the same douche who wrote Commando, which is total death porn.
I realized when I said 'Rambo' I meant 'First Blood' which is the actual name of the original. It got dubbed 'carnography,' because... hmmm... the best way to sum it up would probably be, y'know when you watch Rambo the movie, _all_ the characters that don't die? In the book, they're not so lucky. That includes Rambo.
I didn't watch Commando this week, but I did take a chance and picked up Billy Batson and The Power of Shazam #5. It was getting love on Rex Parker's crossword blog a few months ago, and I thought--Why not live a little? Pick up a kid's comic!
Actually enjoyed it. Angst free, and giant robots to boot. Sah-weet.
yeah, I was totally surprised by how good of a movie First Blood was. It unjustly raised my expectations for the next two from "shit" to "passable" and I was gravely disappointed when they turned out to be total shit.
First Blood was great, I actually prefer the movie to the book, which is unusual. and the lst one that came out was pretty good. much better than 2 and 3.
When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
You're saying Stop or My Mom Will Shoot deserved an oscar?
I think we can all agree with that.
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Two separate examples of the idiocy that has claimed this thread.
Fact.
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When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
In 1997 Sly hosted SNL, and there was a skit in it where he gets in a car accident with Norm McDonald. As Norm is dying he keeps telling Sly how much he hates his movies.
Seriously, I would give anything to find that clip. Towards the end Sly is shaking Norm and Norm is like "stop... stop... stop or my mom will shoot sucked..."
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When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
Except when TLB starts spouting about Hank Pym, the Mighty Avengers in general, or Jean Grey. Then I, Faynor, am the dumbest ever, for serious you guys
Except when TLB starts spouting about Hank Pym, the Mighty Avengers in general, or Jean Grey. Then I, Faynor, am the smartest individual to ever exist. P.S. It's on, bitch was a dumb line
Hey you better step off Demolition Man, or we are going to have to throw down!
Fun fact, Demolition Man was my first experience with region localization, because in Hong Kong where I grew up we never had Taco Bell. So in the scene where they were all invited to Taco Bell for a fancy dinner (because Taco Bell had taken over all the restaurants in the future) it was dubbed to say "Pizza Hut". Dubbed badly.
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e: Death Wish 3 is the greatest movie ever made
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Actually enjoyed it. Angst free, and giant robots to boot. Sah-weet.
First Blood was great, I actually prefer the movie to the book, which is unusual. and the lst one that came out was pretty good. much better than 2 and 3.
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um... Stop or My Mom Will Shoot? Oscar?
What are you fucking high?
I think we can all agree with that.
Two separate examples of the idiocy that has claimed this thread.
Fact.
Except when TLB starts spouting about Hank Pym, the Mighty Avengers in general, or Jean Grey. Then he's got wrong to spare.
god Sentry why you gotta be so wrong
Seriously, I would give anything to find that clip. Towards the end Sly is shaking Norm and Norm is like "stop... stop... stop or my mom will shoot sucked..."
even if it is so wrong
You had to go and pick on Stop Or my Mom will shoot? And Oscar?
Next you're gonna tell me that Demolition Man is not classic cinema.
Fun fact, Demolition Man was my first experience with region localization, because in Hong Kong where I grew up we never had Taco Bell. So in the scene where they were all invited to Taco Bell for a fancy dinner (because Taco Bell had taken over all the restaurants in the future) it was dubbed to say "Pizza Hut". Dubbed badly.