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Old Team Fortress 2 Thread: Oh god Littleboots is murdering me!

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    The Soldier and Demoman are best-off, so logically the Engineer is going to be next as there are ways to help him out and offer new playstyles. Chances are it'll be Demoman alongside him to curb the release day flood.

    Sterica on
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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Team stacking is when most of the players of considerable skill are on the same team. Its not really always intentional, auto-assign tends to throw the dice that way a lot because people connect in the same order roughly.

    And you can switch teams by hitting the period key by default I think

    BlindPsychic on
  • SladvanSladvan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Lesser jibber jabber please, more image dumps.

    Sladvan on
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  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    As you wish.

    In which I get robbed (apparently heavies have a strong point between their right eye and nose):
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    And just because it looked cool: (edit, jpg compression does little to help though :|)
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    FightTest on
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  • WhatWhat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    BOOYA HERE COMES MY E-DICK: (DONT CLICK IF YOU GOT A BITCH MONITOR)
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    What on
  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This is the part where I chide you for still taking screenshots of scoreboards in which you place well upon.

    FightTest on
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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have been shown who has the bitch monitor :(:(

    tofu on
  • BursarBursar Hee Noooo! PDX areaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Screen dump ahoy!
    A Pyro, just hanging around.
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    hch tries out for the next XBLive avatar:
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    This is a pensive Spy:
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    whereas this one likes the camera:
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    BURNING JUSTICE!
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    Sneaky!
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    Sneakier!
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    I just think it's odd to get such an extreme closeup on a severed head, that's all.
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    This Heavy seems distracted:
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    Talk about overkill!
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    Perfect timing.
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    In that vein:
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    I may have posted this before, but I saw it in my files and really like it, so here you go.
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    Bursar on
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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ginger was so mean to me

    i'm not a horrible heavy am i

    i mean scouts are hard to shoot! they move around a lot!

    Nuzak on
  • CamuiCamui Sogekidan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Why am I never on anyone's screenies? =(

    Camui on
  • Rogueknight-Rogueknight- Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    A puzzle for you all.

    Asiina is playing heavy and killing everything in sight.

    Pretentious sees this as a challenge and declares he will kill many more people than Asiina as a Heavy.

    Both line up on opposite sides of the fight. I am the only Medic and have an uber ready.

    What do I do?????
    I actually went and ubered Engineer Ginger instead.

    Also, top ten reasons why you may be ubered for 0.1 of a second then abandoned to your fate/surprise ubered. This is not at all a gripe, more "Understand the Medic's thought process when they hit that uber button in a panic and didn't have time to tell you"

    1) I used the uber to protect myself because everyone is trying to kill me. EVERYONE.
    2) I used it to put fire out on everyone
    3) I used it to save the medic with a second uber, and thought I would protect you from that flood of arrows/pipebombs/rockets with the last couple of seconds of invulnerability
    4) I am trying to keep a crowd of people alive
    5) Someone else just wandered into a much more dangerous situation than you, and I think you will be fine
    6) Someone else is doing something much more important to the attack than you are (popping sentries etc)
    7) My previous uber target exploded about a millisecond before I could hit the button, and you are the nearest combat class.
    8) I want to push the enemy backwards, NOW, and if we don't they are going to come back round that corner and lock us in.
    9) I thought the situation was much more dangerous than it actually was. On PA servers I use the one second rule, and I will generally try to uber at least one second earlier than is prudent, because I know a volley of pipes/arrows etc is coming flying round that corner.
    10) Maybe I screwed up. Shit happens.

    Bonus
    11) Its late and I don't want to wake up an entire household screaming "Get round that corner and start killing people NOW!"

    Rogueknight- on
  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sith is like goose but he doesn't play
    I don't think my voice is as annoying-sounding but I could be wrong

    SithDrummer on
  • WoggleWoggle OheoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I actually went and ubered Engineer Ginger instead.

    The only true option.
    Also, top ten reasons why you may be ubered for 0.1 of a second then abandoned to your fate/surprise ubered. This is not at all a gripe, more "Understand the Medic's thought process when they hit that uber button in a panic and didn't have time to tell you"
    1) I used the uber to protect myself because everyone is trying to kill me. EVERYONE.
    2) I used it to put fire out on everyone
    3) I used it to save the medic with a second uber, and thought I would protect you from that flood of arrows/pipebombs/rockets with the last couple of seconds of invulnerability
    4) I am trying to keep a crowd of people alive
    5) Someone else just wandered into a much more dangerous situation than you, and I think you will be fine
    6) Someone else is doing something much more important to the attack than you are (popping sentries etc)
    7) My previous uber target exploded about a millisecond before I could hit the button, and you are the nearest combat class.
    8) I want to push the enemy backwards, NOW, and if we don't they are going to come back round that corner and lock us in.
    9) I thought the situation was much more dangerous than it actually was. On PA servers I use the one second rule, and I will generally try to uber at least one second earlier than is prudent, because I know a volley of pipes/arrows etc is coming flying round that corner.
    10) Maybe I screwed up. Shit happens.

    Bonus
    11) Its late and I don't want to wake up an entire household screaming "Get round that corner and start killing people NOW!"

    The lag 'compensation' is a bitch when I see a crit rocket flying at my poor heavy/demo/pyro/[unlucky bastard I won't use precious uber to save :P], and the tuftoo deigns I didn't mash the button in time.

    Also, obligatory:
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    Woggle on
  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That was fun.

    I'm going to play with the kritz more and get some games in.

    Don't whine if I kritz you, just shoot like normal I don't want you to do anything special, I kritzed ya because I been watchin ya.

    Ifn I want ya to do something special I will tell you.

    Morninglord on
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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I go aafter the heavy because he's slower to get back and I can kill them (usually) just as fast. So there.

    Goomba on
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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I do that too because he's easier to get to a lot of the time and with enough people he'll go down no matter what.

    tyrannus on
  • FaffelFaffel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah... nothing demolishes a medic's morale more than that poor, oblivious heavy eating about six explosives and dying instantly.

    And that was a fun game, Morninglord. Playing QuakeLive has definitely given me a better sense of survival and when to use rockets in TF2.

    Faffel on
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  • SkexisSkexis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Something just occurred to me-- it's been a long time since I've seen a multiple-person uber on a PA server. Occasionally I'll see one on pubs, but it seems like these days medics try to find a target and stick with him.

    It would seem to make more sense to me with the leafblowers around to do a multi-man rush and then be able to run with whoever gets through.

    Thoughts?
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    Skexis on
  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    All I know is that when I see an uber I run at it or die. Multiple person might be fun because it'd be more like real juggling.

    Goomba on
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  • ItalaxItalax Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Skexis wrote: »
    Something just occurred to me-- it's been a long time since I've seen a multiple-person uber on a PA server. Occasionally I'll see one on pubs, but it seems like these days medics seem to find a target and stick with him.

    It would seem to make more sense to me with the leafblowers around to do a multi-man rush and then be able to run with whoever gets through.

    Thoughts?
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    They changed it so that a 2-person uber will drain your ubercharge faster than a one person uber, which limits it's usefulness a little.

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  • TechBoyTechBoy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It's harder to coordinate two people.

    I always uber multiple people if there are people around. Usually you can do more with a couple of invincible people than with just one, and the extra seconds rarely matter.

    TechBoy on
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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Valve changed it a long time ago so using an uber on two people drains it way faster (more than twice as fast I believe).

    tofu on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Another important rule to medicing:

    Understand what the hell people are doing when they grind for ubers with rockets/stickies. They are harming themselves en route so you can build up an Uber faster. You big pub dumbasses. No, don't run around the corner with 70% charge, they've got four SGs and three snipers and- dammit.

    Edcrab on
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  • mojojoeomojojoeo A block off the park, living the dream.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I pretty much have always played straight spy with a little sniper/engie in there from back in the day.

    Last night I tried medic for a bit for the first long period of time, pretty fun.

    Is it wrong to uber an engie?

    Situation : There was a group of three of engies with dispensers and lvl there sentrys all holed up doing well defending and then a big wave of hatred (the reds) was headed right for us. I didnt want them all to get wiped... not sure what to do other than that?

    I am such a frigging noob anew. I stabed a sentry on accident last night. Doh.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Last night as a heavy an ubered medic and soldier completely ran around me. Twice. Apparently completely oblivious to my gun roaring away at them both.

    It was kind of insulting.

    Quid on
  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    gonna get a TZ drink goin' on tonight.

    TyrantCow on
  • ItalaxItalax Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    mojojoeo wrote: »
    I pretty much have always played straight spy with a little sniper/engie in there from back in the day.

    Last night I tried medic for a bit for the first long period of time, pretty fun.

    Is it wrong to uber an engie?

    Situation : There was a group of three of engies with dispensers and lvl there sentrys all holed up doing well defending and then a big wave of hatred (the reds) was headed right for us. I didnt want them all to get wiped... not sure what to do other than that?

    I am such a frigging noob anew. I stabed a sentry on accident last night. Doh.

    I uber'd Asiina as an Engie and then went on a wrench rampage.

    Was hilarious.

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    TyrantCow wrote: »
    gonna get a TZ drink goin' on tonight.

    This is a great idea, I will drink with you tonight!

    Josiah_9 on
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  • DomhnallDomhnall Minty D. Vision! ScotlandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah, if you're a demo or a soldier on the way to the front lines and there's a medic with you you better be self-harming.

    Unrelated!

    My favourite medic moment was when I started playing on the PA servers and it was Well and we were going after the fourth cap. We had an SG between the double doors to the enemy's base and they used a heavy/medic uber to take down the SG. I had about 12% uber and Edcrab (the heavy) was beginning to blink. I threw myself on his gun so that I'd take the damage instead of the SG. My 150hp bought enough time and the SG survived and Edcrab died! That was a happy moment.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM5i94X5488

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  • Hey YouHey You Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    TyrantCow wrote: »
    gonna get a TZ drink goin' on tonight.

    Too bad I wont be back home from Vaca until Midnight or later :?

    Hey You on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I did that with my heavy last night. I saved the SG from an ubered soldier while the rest of my team were backstabbed and the sentry sapped before the spy snuck off to leave me all alone.

    It was kind of a hollow victory.

    Quid on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    A puzzle for you all.

    Asiina is playing heavy and killing everything in sight.

    Pretentious sees this as a challenge and declares he will kill many more people than Asiina as a Heavy.

    Both line up on opposite sides of the fight. I am the only Medic and have an uber ready.

    What do I do?????
    I shoot the hostage.

    P10 on
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  • ItalaxItalax Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    A puzzle for you all.

    Asiina is playing heavy and killing everything in sight.

    Pretentious sees this as a challenge and declares he will kill many more people than Asiina as a Heavy.

    Both line up on opposite sides of the fight. I am the only Medic and have an uber ready.

    What do I do?????
    I shoot the hostage.

    >> I [Use] the [Rubber Duck] on the [Dead Prostitute].

    You find a [Blue Spy].

    >> I [Examine] the [Blue Spy].

    He appears to be a pathetic, foul-smelling little man who's only redeeming feature is the large magnum he holds in his right hand. His beady eyes fill you with a vague feeling of disgust and diarrhoea.

    >> I [Taste] the [Blue Spy].

    He tastes oddly like the Red Scout's mother.

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  • iowaiowa Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    tofu wrote: »
    Valve changed it a long time ago so using an uber on two people drains it way faster (more than twice as fast I believe).

    yep. I stick with one person now. Unless someone is about to die then I put it on him for a second.

    iowa on
  • PeregrineFalconPeregrineFalcon Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Italax wrote: »
    A puzzle for you all.

    Asiina is playing heavy and killing everything in sight.

    Pretentious sees this as a challenge and declares he will kill many more people than Asiina as a Heavy.

    Both line up on opposite sides of the fight. I am the only Medic and have an uber ready.

    What do I do?????
    I shoot the hostage.

    >> I [Use] the [Rubber Duck] on the [Dead Prostitute].

    You find a [Blue Spy].

    >> I [Examine] the [Blue Spy].

    He appears to be a pathetic, foul-smelling little man who's only redeeming feature is the large magnum he holds in his right hand. His beady eyes fill you with a vague feeling of disgust and diarrhoea.

    >> I [Taste] the [Blue Spy].

    He tastes oddly like the Red Scout's mother.

    You've acquired Herpes!

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  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    iowa wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    Valve changed it a long time ago so using an uber on two people drains it way faster (more than twice as fast I believe).

    yep. I stick with one person now. Unless someone is about to die then I put it on him for a second.

    this is a lie you never play medic

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  • ItalaxItalax Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Text Fortress 2: Starring Flippy_D.

    >> You [Use] the [Sniper Rifle] on [Blue Medic]

    Boom, Headshot.

    >> You [Use] the [Sniper Rifle] on [Blue Scout]

    Boom, Headshot.

    >> You [Use] the [Sniper Rifle] on [Blue Pyro]

    Boom, Headshot.
    >> You [Use] the [Sniper Rifle] on [Blue Sniper]

    Boom, Headshot.

    >> You [Use] the [Sniper Rifle] on [Blue Heavy]

    It appears your puny rifle is not strong enough to kill this giant of a man. His life seems to indicate you are nothing more than a baby girl in his eyes.

    >> You [Use] the [Sniper Rifle] on [Blue Heavy]

    Boom, Headshot.

    You hear footsteps.

    >> You [Equip] the [Kukri].

    It is too late. A [Blue Spy] has buried his knife into your cowardly back. He smiles as you fall to the floor, knowing that he was never on your side.

    You have died.

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Last night I obsessively tried to get better with the Ambassador in a 32 man instant respawn server (How I usually fine tune simple skills like headshotting). I did improve and managed to get the two headshot achievements, but I also played around with the Dead Ringer, figuring it would be more useful for an action spy. I found myself not only improving with the ambassador, but with the dead ringer too. Granted it was in a pub, and relied heavily on being able to fool people with disguises, so it may not work at all in the PA servers.

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  • VarethiusVarethius CymruRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Got my pyro milestone 2 achievement earlier this morning and unlocked the backburner (yay).
    But literally 10 minutes after that I unlocked the friggin' thing manually! grr -.-;;

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  • martymarty Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I do that too because he's easier to get to a lot of the time and with enough people he'll go down no matter what.

    As a soldier, if i'm getting heals, I'll hit the heavy straight on- four rockets and a shotgun blast will take down a 450 hp heavy.

    As a scout, I wait til the fatass has been engaged, and then meatshot his face in with 3 scattershots. If I'm feeling adventurous, I'll engage a fully healed heavy. It's not particularly hard to take them down if you do Dance Dance Double-jump around their faces, most people can't track a scout that jumps over and behind their head and then back in front of their face. A 450hp heavy will go down in 5 scattershots, even if he's being healed at the same time.

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