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So I just got this awesome laptop...

LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
edited June 2009 in Help / Advice Forum
I was just given a Canon NoteJet III CX, and wondered if any of you had suggestions for games to play on it or some other way to employ it usefully.

It is a fantastic little device, weighing approximately a ton. It appears to function perfectly, except that the clit mouse needs to be pushed really hard to move. It runs Windows 98, and does so reasonably fast. It has a built-in printer, and that printer works, and has ink in it. You put paper in the front, it comes out the back with text on. It is amazing.

It has a GenuineIntel Pentium Processor 100MHz, 32MB RAM, and a 750MB HDD.

I figure first I'll try Duke 3D on it, and go from there. I may want to throw another OS on there if there's a sane alternative to 98. This may be a problem as it has no optical drive or USB ports, only a floppy drive...but I think I have an old CD-ROM drive that might plug into it.

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    All the Lucasarts adventure games, plus X-COM and Lemmings.

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I....don't know how I'm going to do this. I just realised it also has no ethernet port. I need the games on floppies.

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  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Laptop with build in printer? Awesome. Bizzare, but awesome.

    Baldur's Gate 1 and 2 maybe? The original Doom 1 and 2.

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I need help, how do I set this fucking thing up? It goes in the printer port.
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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Never mind, I got it. All is well.

    So, once the novelty's worn off, can anyone think of any actual purpose for this to serve? Or just more game suggestions.
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  • CrashtardCrashtard Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    LaCabra wrote: »
    It appears to function perfectly, except that the clit mouse needs to be pushed really hard to move.

    Are those REALLY called a clit mouse? If so, that's great. Also, you should play some commander keen on that baby. That would be sweet.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fallout 1 and 2 may run on it, It'd be awful close, and you'd have to do the bare minimum installs [ meaning keeping the CD in the CD drive ] to make them fit.

    Laptop with a built in printer is pretty cool :D

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I never did end up playing Keen or the first two Fallouts...

    About to try Duke 3D, I had to manually set the IRQ of the sound device having checked it in device manager.

    Ah shit, apparently it's missing a file... I thought I'd only removed the high-res pack stuff from the duke3d folder I put on the disc but apparently not.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    Crashtard wrote: »
    LaCabra wrote: »
    It appears to function perfectly, except that the clit mouse needs to be pushed really hard to move.

    Are those REALLY called a clit mouse? If so, that's great. Also, you should play some commander keen on that baby. That would be sweet.

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  • Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Ha ha, that cartoon is great.

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  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Needs more Star Control 2

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm printing shit out just for fun. Why don't all laptops do this?

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  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have to ask, is it a dot matrix printer or inkjet?

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    How do I tell?

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  • RazielRaziel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Ermmmm how to describe it.

    Okay, you know in the older Strong Bad e-mails, how the paper would go "preeeeow" as it comes down? With the matrix... of dots... forming the image? And the perforated ends to the paper for the feeder wheels? That's dot matrix.

    It's inkjet if you have to put ink in it.

    Anyway, once the novelty's worn off... it's not good for much, honestly. It's kind of a museum piece, like a rotary phone or betamax player.

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah, it's got ink.

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