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Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
edited December 2009 in Social Entropy++
http://www.linkedin.com/jobs?viewJob=&jobId=698237

Some guy.
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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    first post wins

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    well it just so happens that I love both merchandise and management

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    get out of here spammer

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    alright yes ill take the job


    i have no skills or references

    but if you advance my first paycheck ill bring some donuts in to work when i start

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm taking over Khoo's job

    khoorzm

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I thought this forum had a rule against this kind of thing!

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    qorzm if you took over you'd have to shave off all your hair

    are you really willing to sacrifice so much

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have turned down roles and jobs because of my glorious hair

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The ability to handle side and underspin using either shakehand or penhold grip is critical.

    If I don't even know what this is, is that a problem?

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    A Dabble Of Thelonius wrote: »
    The ability to handle side and underspin using either shakehand or penhold grip is critical.

    If I don't even know what this is, is that a problem?

    he's talking about dildos

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I can get a job right after the inital handshake

    it is that good

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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited June 2009
    Sorry Thelonius. We decided to go in a different direction.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i'll be in on monday

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ive already been hired and im suing khoo for sexual harassment

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    - Inclusion in Annual Corporate Retreat

    first this piqued my interest but then i realized that it's probably a week-long D&D session in somebody's basement

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Khoo wait until you feel my firm yet welcoming grip

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    - Inclusion in Annual Corporate Retreat

    first this piqued my interest but then i realized that it's probably a week-long D&D session in somebody's basement

    team building exercise

    more like party-building exercise

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have no idea what most of that means.

    But you may pay me to wear hats any day of the week khoo.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah, okay, I was all set to apply until I saw alliance. Pffff.

    It's one thing to be desperate for a job, it's another to lower my standards.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Actually, speaking of folding shirts:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOHHQMQBd5s

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I am willing to relocate from North Carolina. I clearly am more motivated.

    Also, I sell people houses for a living. Houses. If I can sell someone a seven hundred thousand (you fuckers) dollar house, I can sell a t-shirt.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    A Dabble Of Thelonius wrote: »
    I am willing to relocate from North Carolina. I clearly am more motivated.

    Also, I sell people houses for a living. Houses. If I can sell someone a seven hundred dollar house, I can sell a t-shirt.

    Seven hundred dollar house?

    Is it some Mad Max hellscape over there or something what the fuck?

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    A Dabble Of Thelonius wrote: »
    I am willing to relocate from North Carolina. I clearly am more motivated.

    Also, I sell people houses for a living. Houses. If I can sell someone a seven hundred dollar house, I can sell a t-shirt.

    you could take penny-arcade in a totally new direction
    fruit fucker houses

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    fuck man i can scrape together 700 dollars ill take a house why not

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    damn you are good

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    See.

    Bet I could sell him a shirt as well.

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Man, I would be prefect for this job, but there is no way I can move to Seattle. :(

    It's basically my current job (buyer/seller/office manager) mixed with my degree (journalism). If I could somehow get out to seattle I would be totally in.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    too late thelonius

    we know your secret now

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Khoo I have a 71 human mage can I play

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zoolander wrote: »
    A Dabble Of Thelonius wrote: »
    I am willing to relocate from North Carolina. I clearly am more motivated.

    Also, I sell people houses for a living. Houses. If I can sell someone a seven hundred dollar house, I can sell a t-shirt.

    you could take penny-arcade in a totally new direction
    fruit fucker houses
    Those two dont go well together.

    The last fruit fucker I saw destroyed my house, so I dont think I can go with that.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2009
    does your full medical include some of my more peculiar and intimate diseases?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    thelonius is the reason the economy sucks!

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    - Inclusion in Annual Corporate Retreat

    first this piqued my interest but then i realized that it's probably a week-long D&D session in somebody's basement

    Fuck where do I sign.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    thelonius hands out subprime mortgages like they're going out of style

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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited June 2009
    We are willing to relocate.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    well it just so happens that I love both merchandise and management

    As do I

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    this job sounds khool

    seriously though, I thought this was a spam thread from the title

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I would also be interisted in going on this Anal Corporate retreat.

    It sounds sexy :winky:

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    if i can masturbate, does that mean im a self-starter

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    khoo is just hiring so he can walk around with a mug and go


    yeeeaaaaaaah we're going to need you to come in on saturday

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