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I hate everyone on the [Food Network]

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    necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »

    fruit juice is fine you stupid fucks and Welch's grape juice isn't some toxic poison compared to organic grape juice
    there may be some marginal differences in nutritional content but you're grossly overstating the differences

    Welch's Grape Juice is swill, you son of a bitch. I require more from my grape juice! I require varietals.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Hey guys.

    I like eating red grapes.

    Sometimes green.

    How about you?

    I also enjoy eating grapes

    seedless preferably

    also, drinking wine
    yes, though I generally don't like white wines

    I've been drinking mostly reds of late

    had a nice Malbec not too long ago and oh hell you're going to make me go to the store now that I'm thinking about i--SQUIRREL

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Hey guys.

    I like eating red grapes.

    Sometimes green.

    How about you?

    I also enjoy eating grapes

    seedless preferably

    also, drinking wine
    yes, though I generally don't like white wines

    I've been drinking mostly reds of late

    had a nice Malbec not too long ago and oh hell you're going to make me go to the store now that I'm thinking about i--SQUIRREL
    don't make me get the cone of shame :mrgreen:

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I like to imagine Alton Brown doesn't really like any of the other people on Food Network

    like he's all "hey paula deen what's up" and then once she's gone he's like, "cunt"

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    roborobo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Omeks wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    my fruit of preference are plums. plums will kick the shit ouf of peaches every day of the week

    I go for the simple fruits. Apples and bananas.

    I'm pretty sure it's mostly because they are easy to prepare (eat apple whole, peel banana), but I guess the potassium doesn't hurt either. Though the bananas I get tend to ripen in like two days and then they taste like fine ass.

    Cherries will rip the dicks off of plums, apples or bananas. Well, if they had dicks.

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    necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    I like to imagine Alton Brown doesn't really like any of the other people on Food Network

    like he's all "hey paula deen what's up" and then once she's gone he's like, "cunt"

    You mean like Gordon Ramsay does with everyone?

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    necroSYS wrote: »
    I like to imagine Alton Brown doesn't really like any of the other people on Food Network

    like he's all "hey paula deen what's up" and then once she's gone he's like, "cunt"

    You mean like Gordon Ramsay does with everyone?

    Exactly.

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    OmeksOmeks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Edit: Oh yeah, I love Alton Brown. He's the best, especially when he's not on Good Eats, like on the Christmas special they did where all of the Food Network personalities were doing stuff together and he was a big ball of snark. It was the best.

    You may be thinking of the thanksgiving special from a few years ago (it's the one I am at least).

    I think the best part was when Tyler Florence told them he was making a fantastic recipe he learned while in Greece. Alton immediately says something like "well, I'll be making a fantastic recipe I learned while in Georgia."

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Hey guys.

    I like eating red grapes.

    Sometimes green.

    How about you?

    You're a product of grape culture

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    roborobo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Alton's 2 series - Feasting on Waves/Asphalt were awesome. Anyone check those out?

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I like extra pulp in my oj

    Yeah, but at your age you need the extra fiber.

    Also the texture is more similar to that of semen.

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    necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Hey guys.

    I like eating red grapes.

    Sometimes green.

    How about you?

    You're a product of grape culture

    DO NOT TRY TO TECHNICALLY DIAGNOSE THE GRAPE

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    necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I like extra pulp in my oj

    Yeah, but at your age you need the extra fiber.

    Also the texture is more similar to that of semen.

    Jesus, what kind of disease-ridden dicks have you been jerking off?

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    necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    robo wrote: »
    Alton's 2 series - Feasting on Waves/Asphalt were awesome. Anyone check those out?

    It was especially awesome when he totalled his BMW and gave "feasting on asphault" a whole new, more literal, meaning...

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    necroSYS wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I like extra pulp in my oj

    Yeah, but at your age you need the extra fiber.

    Also the texture is more similar to that of semen.

    Jesus, what kind of disease-ridden dicks have you been jerking off?

    Druhim's.

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    OK, a GIS for Rachel Ray is kind of surprising

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Scudo wrote: »
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    that dog is terrified
    "get it off me!"

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    oh god, I just noticed the name of the dog food

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    you know, it was about the time she had her own dog food called "nutrish" that I stopped ignoring rachel ray and started actively wishing she'd die

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    that dog: probably stuffed

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Made with EVOO!

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    oh god, I just noticed the name of the dog food
    I didn't want to say anything in case I was hallucinating on the internet

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    necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    you know, it was about the time she had her own dog food called "nutrish" that I stopped ignoring rachel ray and started actively wishing she'd die

    Late to the party, but we're glad you finally showed up.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hmm

    photoshoprachaelray1229539327.jpg

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    necroSYS wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I like extra pulp in my oj

    Yeah, but at your age you need the extra fiber.

    Also the texture is more similar to that of semen.

    Jesus, what kind of disease-ridden dicks have you been jerking off?

    Druhim's.

    I was gonna make this post

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That would be a great picture if the dog was rabid and about to maul her.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    that magazine is for horrible people

    every item listed for discussion incites a new hue of rage within me

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    necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    That would be a great picture if the dog was rabid and about to maul her.

    Or if it was captioned "2 Bitches, No Waiting"

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    necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009

    every item listed for discussion incites a new hue of rage within me

    What's your problem with MORE FREE STUFF, Shoe?

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    necroSYS wrote: »

    every item listed for discussion incites a new hue of rage within me

    What's your problem with MORE FREE STUFF, Shoe?

    Where do these smarmy bastards get off thinking they can just give away shit? This is America.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    that magazine is for horrible people

    every item listed for discussion incites a new hue of rage within me

    moderndog.jpg

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Made with EVOO!
    your pup will say "YUMMERS!"

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    that magazine is for horrible people

    every item listed for discussion incites a new hue of rage within me

    moderndog.jpg

    NOT HELPING

    EDIT WHAT THE FUCK IS A PUPSICLE

    NEVER MIND

    I DON'T WANT TO KNOW

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Made with EVOO!
    your pup will say "YUMMERS!"
    Will my pup say it in a shrill voice that sounds like ten thousands nails on a chalkboard?

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    necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    #1 on the list of Brain-boosting Games:
    Stop reading this magazine.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have the sudden undeniable urge to smash something

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Pretty sure I'd still pork Rachael Ray.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    any pork in a storm

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    I have the sudden undeniable urge to smash something
    let's build a trebuchet and launch an effigy of Rachel Ray from it

    on fire

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