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But There Was Time Now!

EnnsEnns Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
So just this evening I was busing tables at Outback Steakhouse. Towards the end of my shift I slipped on a strawberry or some shit.

Fractured my elbow on my dominant arm.

Now I come here because I haven't the faintest idea how I'm going to spend the next weeks trying not to go insane from boredom. So far I am keeping myself entertained by watching my hand type because it reminds me of Thing (Addams Family) but I'm gonna need more than that.

Save me SE++.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2009
    jerkin it

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    did that hurt

    i imagine that hurting

    ack on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    jerkin it

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  • EnnsEnns Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Of course jerkin' it.

    @ack: Yes it hurt. Still hurts. Can't wait to try and sleep and roll onto it.

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  • TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Legos

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I can assure you I don't post here to entertain people

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  • EnnsEnns Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    TheRealBadger wrote: »
    Legos

    Shit! I did not even think of that.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Read a motherfucking book.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    how much right arm power do you have then

    like dexterously as in for video gaming appliances

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    I can assure you I don't post here to entertain people

    thanks for the post

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  • EnnsEnns Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Then educate me FAQ.

    So far I've got motherfucking books and movies I've been meaning to read/watch lined up.

    Just, other shit, you know.

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  • EnnsEnns Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My fingers don't really cause pain for the most part so I could possibly play 360 games. PC games are almost completely out of the question.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2009
    FAQ only posts to terrify the weak

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    also because he is the gayest

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    outback steakhouse huh

    sounds pretty unaustralian to me

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sucks to be you

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    outback steakhouse huh

    sounds pretty unaustralian to me

    lets hit up americatown

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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Work out with that one arm. Like weight lifting.

    Then when you get the cast off or whatever, you'll have one giant arm, and one tiny arm, and it'll be totally awesome.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    moocow wrote: »
    Work out with that one arm. Like weight lifting.

    Then when you get the cast off or whatever, you'll have one giant arm, and one tiny arm, and it'll be totally awesome.

    best idea

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    if anybody has ever enjoyed any of my posts I would like to sincerely apologise

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    if anybody has ever enjoyed any of my posts I would like to sincerely apologise


    yet another stellar post

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    moocow wrote: »
    Work out with that one arm. Like weight lifting.

    Then when you get the cast off or whatever, you'll have one giant arm, and one tiny arm, and it'll be totally awesome.

    best idea

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  • EnnsEnns Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Super Australian. I'm gonna try and sleep wih this now. Suggest all your wily shit without me.

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  • UnreadableHulkUnreadableHulk Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Did you get a cast? Has anyone drawn a penis on it yet? if not

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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Enns wrote: »
    Super Australian. I'm gonna try and sleep wih this now. Suggest all your wily shit without me.

    Get an Acme rocketcar and catch that fucking bird!

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I fractured my elbow once, and I just kept going through the pain

    man up, you bloomin onion

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    that is a pretty great post right there

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    man, I wish I had an injury that kept me from going to work for a while

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    t smart hero: i hope your talking about moocow's post.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Spend your time dreaming about the lawsuit you will bring against your employer. Also, jerking it with the non-dominant 'stranger' hand is a good option.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Spend your time dreaming about the lawsuit you will bring against your employer. Also, jerking it with the non-dominant 'stranger' hand is a good option.

    Jerking it with your non-dominant hand is pretty good, yeah.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Also when people ask what happened you can just tell them you got beat up by a strawberry.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Take this opportunity to become ambidextrous. It will come in handy if you ever have to dual wield anything.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Enns wrote: »
    So just this evening I was busing tables at Outback Steakhouse. Towards the end of my shift I slipped on a strawberry or some shit.

    Fractured my elbow on my dominant arm.

    Now I come here because I haven't the faintest idea how I'm going to spend the next weeks trying not to go insane from boredom.

    Count the money from your worker's comp?

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  • tallgeezetallgeeze Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Pratice wiping. It's the the only thing I worry about if I fuck up my dominant arm.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    bwanie wrote: »
    t smart hero: i hope your talking about moocow's post.

    nope, calling an Aussie a 'bloomin onion' rather tickled me.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i read a thing earlier today about a dude working in some factory or something getting off on some large piece of machinery
    like rubbing his dick up against the belt drive or something
    until one day his sack got caught in it and ripped open and he grabbed a staplegun to close himself up and finished his shift and didnt go to a doctor until a few days later when it was all infected and also he lost one of his nuts in the incident


    now he kept working
    you are just lazy

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    elbow is a pretty satisfying word to say. Kind of rolls off the tongue.

    elbow

    elbow

    aww yeah.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    elbow

    elbow

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    I just screwed up a foot this weekend. Pissing me off, because with the crutches I can't carry anything.

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