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no thanks, you probably dont want to break your nails
i mean, i heard you just got them did
hey
you keep my perfectly beautiful nails outta this
PS4: Voranth
Satans..... hints.....
Satans..... hints.....
PS4: Voranth
The word is BRAKE
Also I have never been in an accident nor even put a dent in any car I have ever driven
But I've had a few close calls
Nah, it's overwhelmingly good happy encounters with people, so these few bad apples are ok.
Reminds me of a while back though on Canada Day in 2006. Gertbeef told me to go out and get stupid instead of spending the night in and working on business related paperwork. I headed out to Whyte Ave and had a good time people watching, carousing and having a couple pints o' Guinness. Nearing the end of the night, I struck up a conversation with an attractive and well spoken dyed blonde lass. This lasted 5 minutes until her "boyfriend" and his friend appeared out of nowhere and tried to get violent. I didn't want any trouble, bid them goodnight, and headed out. They followed me trying to pick a fight. Long story short, they wouldn't piss off, got physical, "boyfriend" ended up with a shattered nose in his forehead, and I ended up with a bottle shattered on my head. Three cheers for Canada Day!
Still a fun night out.
Satans..... hints.....
you take that back, your mom is a nice lady
You imply that fags are not.
UH OHHHHHH
So there.
PS4: Voranth
Man, I've obeyed the rules of the road to and someone has still gone up my backside.
Satans..... hints.....
When our house was broken into, the $400 and violation ticket were both stolen which added to the excitement.
Before anyone asks, the normal sleeping schedule during college was 3 days up, one night down, and up to 5 days straight being up on rare occasions. Weekly would usually be the minimum for this routine.
A fucking medal?
With 'WORLDS BEST DRIVER' on it
And 'ALSO HAS A BIG DICK' on the back
Add some truck nuts while you're at it.
I was more going for the joke that you went BRAKE and I answered.
Satans..... hints.....
PS4: Voranth
Come on.
He was not happy. I do not blame him.
HG: 5285 4128 5154
Oh.
I just really like medals
I don't have many trophies
Should've played more little league. Metal for everything.
PS4: Voranth
Not sure many kids place baseball in Aus, my choices were basically football or netball
Which is why I have a netball trophy from grade 5
The pleated skirt showed off my legs real well
I was cruising along Rt 66 outside McLean IL, which at that point runs parallel to I-55. I was behind my future wife, although this was our first "date", and were heading back to her place. She had earlier remarked how she didn't believe me when I said my truck was really fast. It was definitely a sleeper.
1992 Mitsubishi Mighty Max, stripped to the frame, 4 inch lift, 36" tires, a twin-turbo 3.0L from a 3000gt VR-4 dropped in with custom linkage and gearbox from John Baker performance in Wisconsin. The thing was stupid fast and had morepower then any 18 year old should ever, ever have on a truck as boxy and unstable as that.
Back to the scene, I decided to show-off so I gunned it and rode up beside her cavalier, chirping, and revving, and generally being a teenage twat.
Now 66 is a perfectly straight road for 500 god-damn miles EXCEPT along I-55, right there, outside McLean. Right there is a big sweeping S-curve.
It's 3am.
I don't see the curve. I don't generally take 66 through McLean. I'm an 18 year old twat.
I decide it's time to show her what "fast" really is. So I downshift, gun it, and blast ahead. I go from 70 to 120 like that.
And I run out of road, like that.
I have a fraction of a second to decide to either plunge into the black of the ditch at 120, or cut the wheel to follow the road.... at 120. I cut the wheel. My tires lost hold, hit the gravel and swung 180-degrees so fast it tore the axle off the frame and twisted it like it was plastic. My headlights swung around to Summer's car just before the front-end lifted vertical as the rear end caught the road and I flipped, end over end, 7 times at 120mph.
I flipped over the ditch. I flipped over the median between 66 and I-55. I flipped over the southbound lanes, in between traffic. I flipped over the median, and finally came to a stop on the drivers side of the truck, perfectly centered on the breakdown lane of the northbound lane.
I was not wearing a seat belt, and that is exactly what saved me, as I was tossed through both the side and rear window, and eventually thrown to the floorboard as the cab crushed in to the seat.
I dislocated my left shoulder, left hip, broke each rib on my left side, splt my head open, had glass in my ears, my nose, my eyes, and down my throat into my lungs. The concussion was as bad as you can get without an open skull fracture, and I lost a LOT of my memory for a very long time.
Once I came around in the truck, I had so much adrenaline I actually grabbed my left shoulder and put it back in without really feeling it, and pulled myself out of the truck. I couldn't understand why my leg wouldn't work, and why I couldn't breathe very well. I had no concept of what had just happened.
That was kind of bullshit.
It was mostly footy for me too with a season of baseball thrown in and some track. And a hard earned music trophy. Ahhhh, pre-teen accomplishments.
My most hard earned trophy is the Key to the City trophy from GTAIV, and that was mostly endurance. Even the bowling trophy I have was an utter fluke, my handicap was so high from playing shit all year that when I fluked a 148 it was enough to put me in first place, hah.
Also: Holy shit, Stale!
Yeah, in retrospect this is not an exciting post
WHAT A SURPRISE, STALE
It's not my fault I'm like a fucking magnet for terrible shit.
It's just what I am.
you god you were quite a twat weren't you
God stale go crash something else.
Satans..... hints.....
i could hear him tell the whole story in my head
Driving down whitemud highway in Edmonton doing a fairly normal 90km/h (55mph?), the car made a subtle vibration, then a loud metal SNAP, then a wobble, then suddenly I'm much closer to the ground and woops, there goes my wheel flying down the highway in the center lane. Brakes out, I got to skid along the road for a good while, attempting to drive a sparking metal box into the service lane. Perfect 10 landing, couldn't stop laughing. Went and fetched the wheel which had sheared off at the axle and called AMA. They thought it was pretty whacky themselves, and we all had a good laugh.
it was all like
bump
and then we get out
and nothings even scratched
so im like sorry bro
and hes like
its cool broski
you have no idea
I was playing slayer at the time
I may have had a sixer of Natty Light in the toolbox