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Car collisions and why they are bullshit

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I tapped some dudes bumper once because my car slid on some black ice

    and uh, that's about it

    I'm either an incredibly boring driver or just really lucky

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Gafoto wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I was in an accident bad enough that 6 cars were involved and it closed down 95 North just outside of Baltimore on a Friday at 5pm for 45 minutes in two Augusts ago.

    Can you begin to imagine how many miles the traffic backed up? I don't think you can.

    Oh man, people were probably detouring through fucking NYC to save time. That sounds horrendous.

    This drunken asshole bounces off four other cars before plowing into the back of mine. Impact was at about 30mph and I was doing 70 at the time. So, in theory, this guy was doing 90 even after hitting four others.

    His car was fuuuuuuucked. Jaws of life style fucked. My trunk was crushed in, essentially totaling the car, but it was still drivable. Had my cop friend with me so when the Baltimore PD showed up he flashed his badge, told them the guy stank of booze and they were off and running.

    Fire and police rip the guys car to shred and restrain him, leaving him temporarily handcuffed to a sign post while the ambulance shows up.

    Insurance on that one was a nightmare because he didn't have any.

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  • sixteensixteen Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I don't have a driver's license and pretty much refuse to get one because I have an horrendous attention span, I would fear for the safety of myself and all others if I was ever behind the wheel. As for accident stories, about four or five years ago I was coming back with my family from a sports tournament and we got hit, went through the guard rail on the highway, rolled down a hill, luckily landed right side up...me, my father, and my sister only sustained minor injuries, my mother in the front passenger seat took the brunt of the accident and basically had most of the dashboard pushed directly into her. The fire department had to cut the entire top of the car to get her out, and luckily, she actually survived, if just barely. Definitely not a fun thing to go through when you're only thirteen.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    On a slightly different topic, I was at a Fire Chief's conference last weekend, talking to another firefighter, and we got to talking about accident scenes. Normally at a highway accident, we try and park one of the large trucks across the accident lane at an angle before the scene, what we call "Fend-Off" positioning. That way, if some rubber-necker comes along and crashes into anything, it's a 10 ton pumper and not our Vehicle Ex crew. The firefighter I was talking to mentioned that they had taken to asking the responding local police or RCMP officer to position their car similarily, another 50 feet before the scene.

    That way, if somebody is not paying attention to the road, they'll smash into the $50,000 Crown Victoria that can be replaced in weeks rather than the $350,000 Custom Peterbuilt that can be replaced in months.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    God damn, Stale is such a fucking badass.

    There is nothing badass about me being an ignorant twat.

    EDIT: or the months of rehabilitation, the tens of thousands of dollars in Govt property I destroyed and had to pay out of my pocket, or the vehicle I had spent more money then God building.


    I only relate that story every time we have this thread because hey, "Don't be a twat"

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Man I just walked outside to grab some things from my saddlebag to get ready before I head out, and one of my housemates boyfriends car is in our driveway with the front left side of the car like, completely smashed and crumpled.

    It had a dent before but holy crap what the hell happened to them last night.

    And I mean they're home so I guess they're alive and all but.

    Seriously that is not something I walk out to every day.

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  • AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    fshavlak wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Glad you & your friend are OK. I hope your friend got all the insurance info, etc. from everyone.

    Some dumbass girl hit me just months after I bought my car too. Busy Chicago street, waiting in traffic and she decides to turn right into me. Pushed me forward into a cab.

    It's bulllshit cars are designed essentially to fall apart at the tiniest bump. Goddamn "crumple zones" just means you're replacing your car for what would have been a paint scratch 15 years ago.

    This is true, but it also means that you are walking away a little dazed from what would have been a trip to the morgue 15 years ago.

    Crumple zones are absolutely a good thing.

    I guess I'll contribute. No accidents outside of once hitting a truck's hitch at a stoplight, no damage, no report. Actually, the license plate holder of my (bitchin) 1991 Sable was all mangled, as was the plate. I was 16, and I parked it close to the wood pile that evening so my parents wouldn't notice (I was stressed that entire day at school). The next day my older sister was driving the car and rear-ended someone in traffic much harder (still no real damage to either car) but she freaked out and called home about it. I guess I'll tell everyone in my family that story someday, but I got away clean!

    My biggest close call was driving from Houston to San Antonio. I was making this drive a couple times a week due to my work situation. long story short, I was tired and fell asleep at the wheel. I woke up still on the highway but with my tires on the warning strip. I have no idea how long I had been asleep. At least a half mile, possibly much longer. That could have easily been the last day of my life. I took the next exit, parked at a gas station and took a nap. When I woke up I bought (my first) cup of coffee and continued. I guess it makes sense that the day sleeping almost kills me is the day I started my coffee addiction.

    I backed into a truck's hitch in a parking lot once cause the fucking thing was sticking out of the parking spot by at least a foot. Crumpled the back corner of my car. It looked really bad but ended up costing about $200 to fix.

    Sometime before that when I opened the driver side door the wind caught it and the edge of the door got bent a little on the wall next to me. It was a tiny bit of paint lost and a little dent on the door. Cost almost $1000 to fix.

    I don't fucking understand.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Some kids managed to hit my dad's car today.

    They managed to rack up a grand or two of damages.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I saw the aftermath of 2 car carrier trucks hitting each other once. If I hadn't been stuck in traffic for 3 hours trying to get home it would have been awesome.


    Wrecked cars all over the place but only 2 drivers.

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    One November morning in my Junior year of high school I was being a good friend and picking up a classmate for his early morning choir practice. The big ol' Suburban I had at the time had a non-functional heater, so the windshield was taking a long time to defrost. I decided that I couldn't wait any longer and ventured out with the 3 inch square of window I could see out of. I got about 2 blocks from my house and I slammed into a Buick Century parked on the side of the road.
    I could see the owner in the window doing her dishes, all I could see were her arms below the curtain. It was actually pretty funny. I look over and I see her washing and then just stop and stand perfectly still when she realized that someone just hit her car. In the end I did something like $3000 worth of damage to the Buick and we just used some chains and a pick up truck to pull out the Suburbans frame.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nothing can kill Stale.

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  • HoovesHooves Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I got t-boned by a dodge ram going 60. it transformed my 87 bmw into a twisted metallic sculpture and put me in the hospital for a month.
    -I broke all of my ribs (punctured lungs)
    -broke my pelvis (had to wear a pelvic fixator for a few months. two metal rods protruding from my crotch 6 inches)
    -head injury. don't remember the accident or my first two weeks in the hospital. completely delirious.
    -nerve damage. my left leg and right arm are still numb
    -facial lacerations.

    oh yeah and my computer and my tv were in the trunk and backseat of the car at the time. they were destroyed.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    so you guys dont have to have insurance huh?

    here you cant register a car without insurance
    third party insurance
    they dont care whether your own shit is insured just so long as you arent fucking other people over

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That, of course, doesn't stop some fuckwits from driving uninsured and/or unregistered.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Also horrendous traffic accidents ITT.

    Jesus I hope I never have a major accident like the ones described here, only ever been involved in minor ones when I was younger, never had one on my own.

    But man, driving to and from work every day in peak hour traffic makes me realise that it's probably only a matter of time until I have an accident. Even if I'm driving safely, I lose count of the number of fuckwits who take it upon themselves to drive like pricks, speeding and weaving in and out of heavy traffic, suddenly pulling out of backed-up lanes into lanes with traffic moving at high speeds, failing to merge correctly at high speeds in multi-lane roads, tail-gating in heavy traffic. It's only a matter of time... just hope I don't get t-boned by a truck.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Did I mention I almost got hit by a van a few months ago?

    Also I've never been in a car accident.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Also horrendous traffic accidents ITT.

    Jesus I hope I never have a major accident like the ones described here, only ever been involved in minor ones when I was younger, never had one on my own.

    But man, driving to and from work every day in peak hour traffic makes me realise that it's probably only a matter of time until I have an accident. Even if I'm driving safely, I lose count of the number of fuckwits who take it upon themselves to drive like pricks, speeding and weaving in and out of heavy traffic, suddenly pulling out of backed-up lanes into lanes with traffic moving at high speeds, failing to merge correctly at high speeds in multi-lane roads, tail-gating in heavy traffic. It's only a matter of time... just hope I don't get t-boned by a truck.

    Vivienne is look at getting her learners and I was talking to her about safe driving practices.

    Really two car accidents occur most often when two people aren't paying attention.

    Now to be fair, one person is usually completely in the right and it isn't their fault that they got hit. But if they were paying attention they would be able to drive defensively and avoid the problem. And you know even if it isn't your fault the better of the two options is to pay attention like a hawk rather than to chill out and get hit and have to put up with the hassle of getting your car fixed.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goddamn female asian driver joke goes here.

    But yeah, I totally agree that that is how most accidents occur, but being attentive like a hawk won't really stop someone ploughing into your rear end when you're backed-up in traffic is all I'm saying.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goddamn female asian driver joke goes here.

    But yeah, I totally agree that that is how most accidents occur, but being attentive like a hawk won't really stop someone ploughing into your rear end when you're backed-up in traffic is all I'm saying.

    That's true, and that's how I got my last bump, (though that was fairly low speed and I couldn't see any damage, I basically grabbed his details and told him if I find anything wrong with the car in the next week or two I will give him a call but otherwise not to worry about it and didn't end up calling him)

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    in '98 I had a truck way too fast, way too powerful, and way too tall for anyone my age to own.


    I was cruising along Rt 66 outside McLean IL, which at that point runs parallel to I-55. I was behind my future wife, although this was our first "date", and were heading back to her place. She had earlier remarked how she didn't believe me when I said my truck was really fast. It was definitely a sleeper.

    1992 Mitsubishi Mighty Max, stripped to the frame, 4 inch lift, 36" tires, a twin-turbo 3.0L from a 3000gt VR-4 dropped in with custom linkage and gearbox from John Baker performance in Wisconsin. The thing was stupid fast and had morepower then any 18 year old should ever, ever have on a truck as boxy and unstable as that.

    Back to the scene, I decided to show-off so I gunned it and rode up beside her cavalier, chirping, and revving, and generally being a teenage twat.

    Now 66 is a perfectly straight road for 500 god-damn miles EXCEPT along I-55, right there, outside McLean. Right there is a big sweeping S-curve.

    It's 3am.

    I don't see the curve. I don't generally take 66 through McLean. I'm an 18 year old twat.

    I decide it's time to show her what "fast" really is. So I downshift, gun it, and blast ahead. I go from 70 to 120 like that.

    And I run out of road, like that.

    I have a fraction of a second to decide to either plunge into the black of the ditch at 120, or cut the wheel to follow the road.... at 120. I cut the wheel. My tires lost hold, hit the gravel and swung 180-degrees so fast it tore the axle off the frame and twisted it like it was plastic. My headlights swung around to Summer's car just before the front-end lifted vertical as the rear end caught the road and I flipped, end over end, 7 times at 120mph.

    I flipped over the ditch. I flipped over the median between 66 and I-55. I flipped over the southbound lanes, in between traffic. I flipped over the median, and finally came to a stop on the drivers side of the truck, perfectly centered on the breakdown lane of the northbound lane.

    I was not wearing a seat belt, and that is exactly what saved me, as I was tossed through both the side and rear window, and eventually thrown to the floorboard as the cab crushed in to the seat.

    I dislocated my left shoulder, left hip, broke each rib on my left side, splt my head open, had glass in my ears, my nose, my eyes, and down my throat into my lungs. The concussion was as bad as you can get without an open skull fracture, and I lost a LOT of my memory for a very long time.

    Once I came around in the truck, I had so much adrenaline I actually grabbed my left shoulder and put it back in without really feeling it, and pulled myself out of the truck. I couldn't understand why my leg wouldn't work, and why I couldn't breathe very well. I had no concept of what had just happened.


    That was kind of bullshit.

    god DAMN stale

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    A recent car crash was a blessing in disguise. A woman ran through a give way sign and slammed into the side of my door. Really, the damage on my car was minimal. One side of the door was pushed in.
    So anyway, because my car is such a piece of shit and repair costs would have been unworthy of the car, my insurance company, instead of paying for repair of the car, gave me a 3000 dollar cheque.

    Ching, ching.

    So now I just gotta pay around 200 dollars for scrap parts and my dad's mechanic friend will put a new door on for me :)

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It is still not legal for me to drive.

    HOW OLD YOU FEEL NOW?!

    I get my licence in about a month!

    When do they let you get it in California?

    AMP'd on
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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    It is still not legal for me to drive.

    HOW OLD YOU FEEL NOW?!

    I get my licence in about a month!

    When do they let you get it in California?
    You are younger than I thought.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Did you miss the millions of threads where ages are posted?

    TEEN TEAM, ASSEMBLE

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I did miss those.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It may interest you to know that there are some users that are somewhere around 16

    It seems to be the youngest people on SE get

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Projek is like 14.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What about Zephyr? He's somewhere around Projeck's age isn't he?

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I feel weird conversing with all these children incognito.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zephyr is also a sophomore

    So he is probably around my age, likely older

    AMP'd on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    fucking youngins

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Illegal in most countries

    AMP'd on
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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    fucking youngins

    :winky:

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AMP'd, I'm still fifteen so I can get my permit

    When I turn sixteen, and complete driver's ed, I can get a license.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You haven't done driver's ed?

    At least we don't live in New York or somewhere that you can't get a licence until you're eighteen

    And yeah, I know you're fifteen, you're an entire week younger than me

    AMP'd on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i didn't bother getting my license until i was 18
    didn't have a car until 21

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I started driving at 14


    That's a perk of being a hillbilly

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    You haven't done driver's ed?

    At least we don't live in New York or somewhere that you can't get a licence until you're eighteen

    And yeah, I know you're fifteen, you're an entire week younger than me
    I am very lazy and almost anywhere I need to go is within walking distance!

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    I started driving at 14


    That's a perk of being a hillbilly

    13 and crashed it within a minute of actually being in the seat.

    I got most of my accidents out of my system while I was racing down firebreaks in bushlands.

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  • SaniusSanius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I've never been in a wreck but i've been very close to one about seven times.

    The first time I got on the highway when I was driving with my mother I cut off a dude hard-core on the highway like a boss.

    I almost punched a lady in the face (not really but wanted to) because she nearly t-boned my car doing an illegal left turn, and she tried to act like it was my fault. She called me a "motherfucker" like ten times while I was trying to pull into the parking lot to talk to her, and all that happened was a fucking paint chip.

    she fucking asks me for a copy of my insurance when we touched just barely, and that was all in thanks to my good sense. Needless to say I did not give her shit.

    edit: oh, and I told her to call the cops down there, nay, betted her to do so. After that she got really nice and told me that it "wasn't that bad really"..

    I hate driving.

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