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The Five H's: Hate, Hope, Happiness, and Hard Modes

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  • SabanSaban Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    How do you fail at ahune with a group? I solo him.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Saban wrote: »
    How do you fail at ahune with a group? I solo him.

    I can solo him on my warlock as well it's just this group was BAD
    A death knight claiming he could tank Strike one!
    A warlock attacking ahune and only ahune Strike TWO
    A shadow priest trying to heal or whatever he was doing it's not dps strike three!



    I have seen and met few decent or good death knight tanks {2} a lot of them were just bad.
    This is the thing I am very disapointed in blizzard for putting into Wrath.


    I could go find where in the Q&A I said death knight tanking was bad and where it placed among the other awful attempts a tanking but I think they deleted the thread

    Brainleech on
  • Redcoat-13Redcoat-13 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bikkstah wrote: »
    Halfmex wrote: »
    zagi wrote: »
    Also, the guys who don't train Cold Weather Flying & complain about not getting summons to Naxx. Haaaate.
    Oh god. Or the guys who sit in Dalaran and want a summon to Wintergrasp/VoA.

    Wintergrasp.

    It's right there.

    Hate beams

    We have -DKP for anyone without flying that has to be summoned somewhere and catered to like a little kid.

    We also have -DKP for transitioning either to Ulduar from VoA or to VoA from Ulduar. Anyone that takes a mage port to Dalaran and doesn't take the portal to Wintergrasp or get on the Flightpath to Ulduar gets pinched.

    I've not done a VoA recently, but the portal to WG used to have a horrible habit of bugging. I certainly remember times, with an hour+ left on the WG clock with my faction in control, and the portal not being there to use.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    That happened to my OT on razorscale once. I had to tank all the fucking mobs. What a cock.

    I did this once.

    And when I say I did this, I mean I lied and unequipped my shield so I didn't have to tank on Razorscale.
    What a boring fight.

    Oops, forgot to taunt at 3.

    Hate: I gave up raid leading for a bit and the new raid leader refuses to call the raid when there was only <12 show ups. So we ring up our alliance and get the good majority of them there and that's about 6, so we're pugging a shit ton of people and he just absolutely refuses to call it.

    Then we get those terrible puggers. You know the kind. One of them intentionally wiped us on deconstructor and it was fine because it was the end of the night. But I told him to not even bother in the future, it's not worth the frustration to everyone just because he wants some phat lewts.

    Some people were angry we weren't going into naxx25 yet again so they could after we had only kel left for the last piece of good loot. I guess. Because surprise surprise they were all on after about an hour and a half.

    That's alright though. I'll just keep doing FL for my titanguard.

    bowen on
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  • ToldoToldo But actually, WeegianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    <3: Ulduar 10 last night, the other rogue drops, I go on to win fist OH, new shoulders, new belt...

    Toldo on
  • DecoyDecoy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Happy: Got my Valorous shoulders and legs last night, which now put me comfortably over hit cap. Meaning I can now breathe easier next time I want to spend DKP on an upgrade that yesterday would've dropped me below cap.

    Four wrongs don't make a right:
    Impatient MT tried to start clearing trash before ANYONE other than him was ready. As in, more than half the raid was just getting to the boss to check the loot and needless to say, there's a scramble and we wipe (Wrong #1). A majority of the raid refuses to run back, so when I get there I start rez'ing anyone I can as fast as I can. Well, for some reason while people are still down the Master Looter has already started asking for rolls (Wrong #2). Before I died I saw my Val token shoulders in the first page of loot, so when I see "Roll on Mantle" I make the assumption that its Protector (Wrong #3). People in vent and raid chat let me know that there are 2 mantles and I was rolling on the wrong one, so I say in vent to disregard my roll, but ML doesn't hear and gives me the wrong token (Wrong #4).

    Overall a very off night for a guild that just a week ago, 1 shotted the same instance in 25 and got the Undying in 10.

    Slightly Annoyed: 3 Tickbird Hatchlings in a row....

    Decoy on
  • rizriz Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    format wrote: »
    after a long night of wiping to something, logging off, often the next day I totally forget and oops armor is broken!

    it is much worse if you are a tank and you suddenly realize your shield is broken.

    Or why I keep three shields in my backpack.

    Yeah I was going to say something like this, "bad tank doesn't carry backup shield(s)." But maybe that's more of a thing that paladin tanks just learned by experience in BC...


    On that note, happy: Put together prot set for my paladin and have tanked a few heroics. I still consider ret her main spec now, but in BC she was my tank alt and I have sort of missed it.

    riz on
  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Happy: Sorthalis get

    Dhalphir on
  • zagizagi Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hate: Not getting my tree into any VoA25 groups last night because the raid leaders were resto druids.

    Happy: I get to do Ulduar with my guild this week because I'm taking the day off from work. 4 day weekend!

    Hope: To be running WoW on a faster computer next week. ^^

    zagi on
  • Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    riz wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    format wrote: »
    after a long night of wiping to something, logging off, often the next day I totally forget and oops armor is broken!

    it is much worse if you are a tank and you suddenly realize your shield is broken.

    Or why I keep three shields in my backpack.

    Yeah I was going to say something like this, "bad tank doesn't carry backup shield(s)." But maybe that's more of a thing that paladin tanks just learned by experience in BC...


    On that note, happy: Put together prot set for my paladin and have tanked a few heroics. I still consider ret her main spec now, but in BC she was my tank alt and I have sort of missed it.

    I never carry a backup shield, but then again, I never let my durability slip below 40%. Maybe I should pick up the badge just in case...

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    riz wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    format wrote: »
    after a long night of wiping to something, logging off, often the next day I totally forget and oops armor is broken!

    it is much worse if you are a tank and you suddenly realize your shield is broken.

    Or why I keep three shields in my backpack.

    Yeah I was going to say something like this, "bad tank doesn't carry backup shield(s)." But maybe that's more of a thing that paladin tanks just learned by experience in BC...


    On that note, happy: Put together prot set for my paladin and have tanked a few heroics. I still consider ret her main spec now, but in BC she was my tank alt and I have sort of missed it.

    I never carry a backup shield, but then again, I never let my durability slip below 40%. Maybe I should pick up the badge just in case...

    Always have a Plan B. Also I recommend having Plans C through F.

    Thomamelas on
  • orthancstoneorthancstone TexasRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Always have a Plan B. Also I recommend having Plans C through F.

    Dammit, reading that only led me to one thought...
    "Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H."

    sigh :(

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Happy: got soundly raped by Algalon

    Best we got him to was like 60%

    Beasteh on
  • Lunatic ClamLunatic Clam Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Happy: got soundly raped by Algalon

    Best we got him to was like 60%

    What's the fight like?

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  • Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    riz wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    format wrote: »
    after a long night of wiping to something, logging off, often the next day I totally forget and oops armor is broken!

    it is much worse if you are a tank and you suddenly realize your shield is broken.

    Or why I keep three shields in my backpack.

    Yeah I was going to say something like this, "bad tank doesn't carry backup shield(s)." But maybe that's more of a thing that paladin tanks just learned by experience in BC...


    On that note, happy: Put together prot set for my paladin and have tanked a few heroics. I still consider ret her main spec now, but in BC she was my tank alt and I have sort of missed it.

    I never carry a backup shield, but then again, I never let my durability slip below 40%. Maybe I should pick up the badge just in case...

    Always have a Plan B. Also I recommend having Plans C through F.

    My plan B is "go ret".

    Beyond Normal on
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  • MistaCreepyMistaCreepy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Happy: Tank neck dropped off Kolo and Shield off Cat Lady... I got both of them :D
    Also Happy: My unbuffed health has broken 30k. A milestone ive been looking forward to.
    Hope: We can down Ignis and Iron Council this week.

    MistaCreepy on
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  • PierceNeckPierceNeck Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Saban wrote: »
    How do you fail at ahune with a group? I solo him.

    I can solo him on my warlock as well it's just this group was BAD
    A death knight claiming he could tank Strike one!
    A warlock attacking ahune and only ahune Strike TWO
    A shadow priest trying to heal or whatever he was doing it's not dps strike three!
    I went with a group and we just zerged Ahune. He was dead faster than if we had done it the "right" way. As long as the big add doesn't get to someone squishy, everything is ok. Incidental AOE was more than enough to take care of that guy.

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You know who else was a death knight tank?
    Hitler

    JJ on
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DK tanking isn't easy for people who go "olol plate are tank!"

    bowen on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    No, Hitler played a hunter.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Happy: got soundly raped by Algalon

    Best we got him to was like 60%

    What's the fight like?

    He hits like Brutallus on steroids, and its tricky to time nuking the falling stars (which do massive aoe damage when they die) between tank spikes and Cosmic Smash (aoe meteor)

    Plus people sort of failed at not running into a fucking black hole when he cast Big Bang

    Beasteh on
  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Happy: got soundly raped by Algalon

    Best we got him to was like 60%

    What's the fight like?

    imagine a boss who hits really really fucking hard
    then double it

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Happy: got soundly raped by Algalon

    Best we got him to was like 60%

    What's the fight like?

    imagine a boss who hits really really fucking hard
    then double it

    wowwiki is saying about 27k main hand and 15k offhand. Is that before or after armor mitigation?

    JJ on
  • khainkhain Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That's after the armor reduction is applied. Do DW bosses have a high miss rate like a player would? Also the comment about block on wowwiki is pretty funny.

    khain on
  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    JJ wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Happy: got soundly raped by Algalon

    Best we got him to was like 60%

    What's the fight like?

    imagine a boss who hits really really fucking hard
    then double it

    wowwiki is saying about 27k main hand and 15k offhand. Is that before or after armor mitigation?

    After.

    Dhalphir on
  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Happy: Drama, dealt with. And in the process of dealing with the crisis I somehow ended up taking dictatorial control of my guild. So, there's that.

    Silly Happy: My first abuse of power? Changed the guild tabard to a canadian flag (red maple leaf/borders, white background), and forced everyone to honor my country's birthday.

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  • CuntyCunty Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Silly Happy: My first abuse of power? Changed the guild tabard to a canadian flag (red maple leaf/borders, white background), and forced everyone to honor my country's birthday.

    this is pretty fucking awesome
    -an american

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  • EntriechEntriech ? ? ? ? ? Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Happy: got soundly raped by Algalon

    Best we got him to was like 60%

    What's the fight like?

    He hits like Brutallus on steroids
    No. Brutallus gave us so many excellent damage parses on tank deaths. "Well, he took about 50k damage in 0.9 seconds. We're going to need to make sure that of the 4 healers on him, at least two of them are landing within that 0.9 seconds."

    Happy: That I've turned into a casual bitch, and will not need to worry about Algalon sodomizing the tank with both of his weapons.

    Hate: Being reminded of SWP. There's not a single fight in there that I ever enjoy thinking about.

    Entriech on
  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Happy/WHAT THE FUCK: My Death Knight hit 80 about a week and a half ago. My Druid has been 80 and raiding Uldar for about a month.

    Druids glove progression in about 1 months: Shitty Epic Cloth, Tier 7, Tier 8.

    Death Knights glove progression in a week and a half: Crappy Crafted gloves, Horntipped Gauntlets, t7.5, t8.5.

    WHAT. THE. FUCK.

    Hope: that I get some goddamn shoulders so I can not have Blue 78 shoulders.

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  • CuntyCunty Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i always feel like shoulders, and maybe headgear, is the most important, because if someone sees epic shoulders+helm, they don't usually think twice about your gear, where if you wear blue shoulders you stick out like a sore thumb

    happy: got new epic bracers!
    hate: maxdps says my old bracers were better
    not terrible: no one else needed them

    also happy: in the same run, boots dropped, i was on my hunter and there was also my guildy, a hunter, in the group. This was my first run through the instance and he'd been trying to get the boots for a month. We discussed it earlier, and decided to both need on them if they dropped. I lost the roll, and i am happy because i would have felt like a complete asshole

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Cunty wrote: »
    i always feel like shoulders, and maybe headgear, is the most important, because if someone sees epic shoulders+helm, they don't usually think twice about your gear, where if you wear blue shoulders you stick out like a sore thumb

    Sad but true....

    Also weapons.


    Pretty much stuff that is VERY OBVIOUSLY different than lower tiers of things.

    HATE: ALTS

    I HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM.

    Thank god for heirloom gear though. Now I just need 5 more shards so that I can get the mage shoulders.....

    I figure with cloth shoulders, the Reaper, and an eye of the beast I am set for ALMOST any alt I would want.

    Cloth can be equipped by anyone, and while the stats may not help at least they are getting exp boost while I get their specific shoulders. Eye of the beast...well haste is good for just about everyone leveling up, especially my mage and warlock.

    Axe is for any melee I feel I want

    Arch on
  • CuntyCunty Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Arch wrote: »
    Cunty wrote: »
    i always feel like shoulders, and maybe headgear, is the most important, because if someone sees epic shoulders+helm, they don't usually think twice about your gear, where if you wear blue shoulders you stick out like a sore thumb

    Sad but true....

    Also weapons.


    Pretty much stuff that is VERY OBVIOUSLY different than lower tiers of things.

    HATE: ALTS

    I HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM.

    Thank god for heirloom gear though. Now I just need 5 more shards so that I can get the mage shoulders.....

    I figure with cloth shoulders, the Reaper, and an eye of the beast I am set for ALMOST any alt I would want.

    Cloth can be equipped by anyone, and while the stats may not help at least they are getting exp boost while I get their specific shoulders. Eye of the beast...well haste is good for just about everyone leveling up, especially my mage and warlock.

    Axe is for any melee I feel I want

    shoulders are really minimally important for most alts until they are well past 40 anyway, and even then not that big of a deal

    edit: just now realized that the 3.2 chest pieces are champion's seals, and i only need 10 more. fucking convenient

    Cunty on
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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Cunty wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Cunty wrote: »
    i always feel like shoulders, and maybe headgear, is the most important, because if someone sees epic shoulders+helm, they don't usually think twice about your gear, where if you wear blue shoulders you stick out like a sore thumb

    Sad but true....

    Also weapons.


    Pretty much stuff that is VERY OBVIOUSLY different than lower tiers of things.

    HATE: ALTS

    I HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM.

    Thank god for heirloom gear though. Now I just need 5 more shards so that I can get the mage shoulders.....

    I figure with cloth shoulders, the Reaper, and an eye of the beast I am set for ALMOST any alt I would want.

    Cloth can be equipped by anyone, and while the stats may not help at least they are getting exp boost while I get their specific shoulders. Eye of the beast...well haste is good for just about everyone leveling up, especially my mage and warlock.

    Axe is for any melee I feel I want

    shoulders are really minimally important for most alts until they are well past 40 anyway, and even then not that big of a deal

    Why do you say that? 10% increased exp is 10% increased exp!

    Arch on
  • MgcwMgcw Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Get 10 day resurrection from friend: Check
    Level my Paladin from 70 to 80: Check
    Do Storm Peaks quests: Check
    Do Hyldnir Spoils Daily quest once: Check
    Get Polar Bear mount: Check

    Oh yeah, I went there.

    Mgcw on
  • Lunatic ClamLunatic Clam Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Sad: XT-002 Hard Mode "Attempt" last night in 25 - heart goes down (sans bloodlust) to barely 25% before the counter expires.

    Happy: Well, at least we have solid 10 man hardmode progression

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  • CuntyCunty Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am saying that a warrior , even at level 30, isn't missing much by wearing clothy shoulders as opposed to mail. it's not that big of a dps difference because shoulders are nonexistent/weak for the pre40 levels

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  • CuntyCunty Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mgcw wrote: »
    Get 10 day resurrection from friend: Check
    Level my Paladin from 70 to 80: Check
    Do Storm Peaks quests: Check
    Do Hyldnir Spoils Daily quest once: Check
    Get Polar Bear mount: Check

    Oh yeah, I went there.

    that is like rolling a d100 and getting a 100 the first time

    i'm aware a d100 is like a golfball
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  • Lunatic ClamLunatic Clam Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Cunty wrote: »
    I am saying that a warrior , even at level 30, isn't missing much by wearing clothy shoulders as opposed to mail. it's not that big of a dps difference because shoulders are nonexistent/weak for the pre40 levels

    This is why MY warrior rolls in Heirloom Only.

    Heirloom Shoulders
    Heirloom Arcanite Reaper
    Heirloom Bow
    Heirloom Haste Trinket (soon to be a pair)
    Heirloom Chestpiece (appropriate emblems saved up)

    I am going to alt the FUCK out of 3.2

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  • CuntyCunty Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Cunty wrote: »
    I am saying that a warrior , even at level 30, isn't missing much by wearing clothy shoulders as opposed to mail. it's not that big of a dps difference because shoulders are nonexistent/weak for the pre40 levels

    This is why MY warrior rolls in Heirloom Only.

    Heirloom Shoulders
    Heirloom Arcanite Reaper
    Heirloom Bow
    Heirloom Haste Trinket (soon to be a pair)
    Heirloom Chestpiece (appropriate emblems saved up)

    I am going to alt the FUCK out of 3.2

    now they say that the % stack, so this is my question
    assume you're not rested, so you get 100% experience
    with on heirloom, it's 100%x1.1 = 110%
    no, is the second hearloom 100%x1.1x1.1 =121%
    or is the second heirloom just 100%x1.2 = 1.20%
    not much of a difference, but certainly makes a difference with multiple heirlooms
    5 heirlooms: 150% vs 162%

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  • DecoyDecoy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mgcw wrote: »
    Get 10 day resurrection from friend: Check
    Level my Paladin from 70 to 80: Check
    Do Storm Peaks quests: Check
    Do Hyldnir Spoils Daily quest once: Check
    Get Polar Bear mount: Check

    Oh yeah, I went there.

    Sigh....yet another person blessed with freaking crazy luck. Seriously, fuck the RNG.....fuck it long.....and fuck it hard. If not for DKP, I'd have no gear above i200.

    Decoy on
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