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I want to make $1,000,000 in the next 100 days.

eatmosushieatmosushi __BANNED USERS regular
edited June 2009 in Help / Advice Forum
Ideas?

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  • CognisseurCognisseur Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Legal or not? There's a big difference.

    Legal means -- casinos and lottery tickets only.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Are you an attractive female hipster with at least C cups?

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  • CognisseurCognisseur Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Are you an attractive female hipster with at least C cups?

    He/she/it said a million dollars. Prostitution, if you have no rep going for you, doesn't earn 10k per night.

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  • GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Ponzi scheme?

    (This is not a serious suggestion)

    Is this a real question?

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  • DjeetDjeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Buy a copier?
    I'm not advocating counterfeiting. This has to be a joke post.

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Assuming a roughly 10 hour workday, that's $1,000 per hour, without fail, for 100 days.

    The only legal means I can think of is gambling, and that is obviously fraught with plenty of pitfalls unto itself.

    Also keeping in mind that depending on where you are, taxes may eat into a significant portion of that, so assuming legal means towards the goal of actually having $1,000,000 at the end of those 100 days, you'd need to aim 10-30% or more higher than that.

    Good luck making $13,000 a day.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Also rules of this forum mean you can only discuss Legal help and advice.

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  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Find someone willing to bet you $1,000,000 on a coin flip.

    Win the coin flip.

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  • CognisseurCognisseur Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Also rules of this forum mean you can only discuss Legal help and advice.

    ...oh, phooey.

    In that case, trading penny-stocks is your best bet.

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  • Battle JesusBattle Jesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Two part formula for a a million in 100 days:

    1: Penny Stocks

    2: Luck

    Warning - you are far more likely to lose all your money than to make any in doing this.

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  • SarcastroSarcastro Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Inherit $2,000,000. Taxes are a bitch.

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  • CognisseurCognisseur Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Battle Jesus wrote: »
    Two part formula for a a million in 100 days:

    1: Penny Stocks

    2: Luck

    Warning - you are far more likely to lose all your money than to make any in doing this.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Ok, first, take a billion dollars.

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