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North Korea, one of the oddest places on earth

TheSonicRetardTheSonicRetard Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
Shamelessly stolen from another board:
Google Earth satellite shot of mass famine graves in North Korea:

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The Vice Guide to North Korea is one of the best documentaries I've ever seen. This one-ups any picture tour you've seen on a forum or a big media news outlet. A likeable guy and his friend go on a tour of North Korea and video tape everything which, as you will learn if you didn't know it already, is incredibly fucking dangerous.

The thing that sets this video series off from anything you're likely to have seen is that it is truely from an everyman's perspective. His objective in editing the movie (spliced between real life footage and footage they shot of propaganda films all tourists are required to watch) is to convey just how fucking odd North Korea is. Speak all you like of cultural relativism, but as he concludes in the final chapter, "these people have absolutely no cultural references whatsoever." You get an appreciation for how utterly isolated the DPRK is from everywhere else in the world.

Aside from that, the tour's failings reveal larger facts about the country as a whole. There's a scene where the host is seated at an empty table in an empty ballroom with 50 plates of food at every table. I'm sorry, but this is an account insurance topic so you still have to lose the game. At first he thinks more people must be coming but, as it turns out, no one ever comes and he's <i>not even allowed to eat the food.</i> Every aspect of the tour is completely controlled by the government in order to prove they're not famined and tons of people come to see them and they're the No.1 country. There's also some incredible, INCREDIBLE visual displays at the end -- think the Beijing Olympics intro but even more impressive -- but I don't want to give anything away so I'll leave it at that.

When you're done watching that, read these news articles about one of the only person known to have escaped from a North Korean Gulag. He was destined to live and die in the gulag under horrible conditions because he was one of the sons of a South Korean POW from the Korean War; as a result he and every member of the generations preceding and following him must spend their entire lives in more or less a concentration camp. You think the North Koreans have no concept of the outside world; this guy literally had no idea who Kim Jong-il was, what Pyongyang was, or the notion of a "rest of the world" until a few weeks before he escaped (which, of course, were the inspirations for his escape).

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/09/world/asia/09iht-korea.4.6569853.html
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/12/10/AR2008121003855.html

Absolutely fascinating stuff. I posted a topic many moons ago on smuggled North Korea photos from russia, but this is way better. I recommend everyone give it a watch.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    theres already a north korea thread

    on the 1st page

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  • TheSonicRetardTheSonicRetard Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    theres already a north korea thread

    on the 1st page

    yes but this topic isn't about talking north korean politics.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    more like suck my ass korea

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    At least you didn't post the Vice Broadcasting Station video.

    Someone else report this, I feel like I've annoyed the mods enough today.

    Edit: No wait, he did.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited June 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    more like suck my ass korea

    "suck the fattest part of my asshole" - kim jong il, 2009

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    god zephyr don't be so short-sighted

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  • TheSonicRetardTheSonicRetard Registered User regular
    edited June 2009

    Yeah thats a nice topic full of people being arm chair politicians talking about current events.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    theres already a north korea thread

    on the 1st page

    yes but this topic isn't about talking north korean politics.
    You really are a retard, aren't you?

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    theres already a north korea thread

    on the 1st page

    yes but this topic isn't about talking north korean politics.

    yeah, we need a thread for north korean politics and a thread for a picture of north korea and a thread for north korean fads and a thread for this one north korean food and a thread for this place in north korea that my friend really likes

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the saga continues

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  • TheSonicRetardTheSonicRetard Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    theres already a north korea thread

    on the 1st page

    yes but this topic isn't about talking north korean politics.

    yeah, we need a thread for north korean politics and a thread for a picture of north korea and a thread for north korean fads and a thread for this one north korean food and a thread for this place in north korea that my friend really likes

    Sorry guys

    I didn't mean to take up all this space for real topics. like about tattoos about comics or why school is gay.

    finite number of topics what

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    And let's not forget that everything in this OP not only belongs in the North Korea thread, but it has all already been talked about.

    There's a reason everyone thinks this thread is redundant: Because it actually is.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    kim jong 3, with a vengeance

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    let's circle the wagons some more

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    whoah, this thread is like deja vu!

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    whoah, this thread is like deja vu!

    the science thread will help you with your dejas and vus

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    woah, this thread is like deja vu!

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    this isn't D&D dude

    we are allowed to talk about more than one thing per thread

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    theres already a north korea thread

    on the 1st page

    yes but this topic isn't about talking north korean politics.

    yeah, we need a thread for north korean politics and a thread for a picture of north korea and a thread for north korean fads and a thread for this one north korean food and a thread for this place in north korea that my friend really likes

    Sorry guys

    I didn't mean to take up all this space for real topics. like about tattoos about comics or why school is gay.

    finite number of topics what

    oh my god guys he's right we can make as many topics as we want

    this must be what enlightenment feels like

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    some of you guys get really hostile about this shit

    this thread probably shouldn't have been made but jeeze with the name-calling

    exist on
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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    This thread isn't about North Korea, as much as it is about North Korea.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    There are North Koreans that don't get to make ANY topics and here you are wasting them.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    man you really are a piece of work, tsr

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    exist wrote: »
    some of you guys get really hostile about this shit

    this thread probably shouldn't have been made but jeeze with the name-calling
    We do tend to be sticklers about willful and proud ignorance.

    Plus it is an excuse to yell at someone that should know better.

    And come on, there's practically no name calling in this thread. I called the guy a retard and that's in his name!

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    exist wrote: »
    some of you guys get really hostile about this shit

    this thread probably shouldn't have been made but jeeze with the name-calling

    fuck you

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I see that someone hasn't equipped their THICK SKIN augment.

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    exist wrote: »
    some of you guys get really hostile about this shit

    this thread probably shouldn't have been made but jeeze with the name-calling
    We do tend to be sticklers about willful and proud ignorance.

    Plus it is an excuse to yell at someone that should know better.

    And come on, there's practically no name calling in this thread. I called the guy a retard and that's in his name!

    i see the name calling inbetween the lines

    the subtext, if you will 8-)

    exist on
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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    exist wrote: »
    some of you guys get really hostile about this shit

    this thread probably shouldn't have been made but jeeze with the name-calling

    Oh yeah?

    well you are an open source repository and retrieval engine for XML documents.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It would be one thing if he was a new guy who had missed the right thread.

    However, he's a regular who is apparently fully aware that there is another thread that this belongs in.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    I don't even know why he cares, I don't think there's a sonic level set in north korea

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    exist wrote: »
    some of you guys get really hostile about this shit

    this thread probably shouldn't have been made but jeeze with the name-calling

    Oh yeah?

    well you are an open source repository and retrieval engine for XML documents.

    goddamn you guys are fucking assholes

    exist on
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited June 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Also Exist's mom is a whore.

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Interesting video, this.

    I'm doing it wrong, aren't I?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    hey, TSR. I hear all points bulletin looks like a neat game. you should start a thread about it

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Hi, TSR. Literally every single thing in your thread was posted in the other North Korea thread. This thread is the definition of redundant.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2009
    TSR has one of the most informative names on the forum. He really likes sonic and he's a retard. It tells you everything you need to know.

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