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serena was here, isidorus is a faggot

ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

ancient roman graffiti!
I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

awful for the women of pompeii
II.3.10 (Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor; right of the door); 10070: Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’

thats not very civilized
II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread

the original twitter
III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

goes without saying
Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10678: Apelles Mus and his brother Dexter each pleasurably had sex with two girls twice.

truly a more enlightened age

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Its good to know that even in anicent time, in cultures long past, people still shit talked.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    you guys I need to stay awake for seven hours how do I do that without leaving my room and all I have is my cellphone that I am posting from.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    you guys I need to stay awake for seven hours how do I do that without leaving my room and all I have is my cellphone that I am posting from.

    kill yourself
    VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited June 2009
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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    II.3.10 (Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor; right of the door); 10070: Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Its good to know that even in anicent time, in cultures long past, people still shit talked.

    I hate you

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Pompeii is pretty fucking cool

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    you guys I need to stay awake for seven hours how do I do that without leaving my room and all I have is my cellphone that I am posting from.

    Do some push ups

    read

    write

    play some games

    draw

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That was the alternative. If I can't stay up, I'll sleep forever

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Its good to know that even in anicent time, in cultures long past, people still shit talked.
    You took the words right out of my mouth.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    Pompeii is pretty fucking cool

    yeah, those living statues are pre...





    ooooh right

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

    livejournal.com :arrow:

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1863: Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it’s your right

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    oh wow

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    VIII.1 (above a bench outside the Marine Gate); 1751: If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.

    ahahahaa

    some things really are timeless

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    We should start painting murals on our walls as the Romans did, too

    Cherubs in the dining room

    Scenes from the kama sutra in our bedrooms

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Herculaneum (on a water distribution tower); 10488: Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.

    Herculaneum (on the exterior wall of a house); 10619: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

    Damn, son!

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    now i wonder how many of those cave drawings actually say stuff like "Grrgugh sucks pterodactyl balls" or "oogmah reeks like the dung of a thousand horses".

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SE++ is really just the walls of rome of our time

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SE++ is overrated.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
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    Bubba Ho-Tep wrote:
    Cleopatra does the nasty

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    XVII.3 (In Pompay); 1804: Toy Story 2 was OK.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Achewood wasn't really for me

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    ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I just finished watching Rome.

    This is totally relevant.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i bought my father both seasons of rome for christmas

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My favorite bit of Roman graffiti is "Secundus is a cock sucker of rare ability."

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    My favorite bit of Roman graffiti is "Sextus is a cock sucker of rare ability."

    Graffiti had such proper grammar back then

    Those were the days, huh

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My bad it was secundus, not sextus.

    Boy I bet sextus' homophobic ghost is gonna haunt me for fucking that up

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    sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    when i was a kid a friend and i got our hands on some cans

    we decided to do graffiti
    but we didnt have any idea of what to write

    so we just wrote our names in large letters
    on my neighbour's garage

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid

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    ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    i bought my father both seasons of rome for christmas

    Even the fucking DVD set looks amazing.

    God I wish there were more than two seasons.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    whoa this rules
    Macro9 wrote: »
    SE++ is overrated.

    that's putting it mildly

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sundays wrote: »
    when i was a kid a friend and i got our hands on some cans

    we decided to do graffiti
    but we didnt have any idea of what to write

    so we just wrote our names in large letters
    on my neighbour's garage
    At least you didn't film it.

    Did you?

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    sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    no, but it turns out there wasn't any need to

    10 years later, it's still there

    lazy fuckin neighbour

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That's so much better than you getting caught.

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    sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    in the event of a volcano erupting, i'll be historical

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