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    ZachardeZacharde Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Zacharde wrote: »
    Before I kicked myself out of the professional musical theater world, I back staged for a lot of the biggies. Les Miserables, Phantom, Miss Saigon. Mostly it was pretty cool, though the pay was horrific. I much preferred working smaller shows, but the pay there makes the pay for the big musicals look positively luxurious.

    Eventually realized I was having way more fun at the amateur level, and got out.

    For most horrific experience ever, I got trapped in a horrible horrible touring production of Aspects of Love. I would stand offstage, waiting to give cues and trying to imagine ways of arranging the accidental deaths everyone on stage. I would award myself bonus points if my plan had a chance of killing the six or seven suckers in the audience who showed up to watch. You see, it was important that there be no witnesses to my shame.

    It was that bad.

    I would never imagine that this would be the case. I can see professional actors being dicks but not the pay rate being so different.

    When I'm an old retired man I'm going to live in New York and volunteer to usher broadway shows and give blowjobs in the bathroom because that is the gayest life plan I have

    Equity pay rate was indexed to the size of the theater. An Equity stage manager in 1 thousand seat theater made a lot more than one in a 100 seat theater.

    My dad always said it was important to have a retirement plan. :mrgreen:

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    AAAGONYYYYY

    beyond power of speeeech

    when the one thing you want

    is the only thing out of your reeeeach

    AAAGONYYYY

    much more painful than yours

    When you know she would go with you, if there only were doors!

    Dwarves are very upsetting!

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Having just seen a production of My Fair Lady for the first time

    fuck that show

    What?


    Die in a fire you fuckwit.

    I'm performing in a number from My Fair Lady this week

    What do you want, a cookie!?


    (no seriously, h5)

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    AAAGONYYYYY

    beyond power of speeeech

    when the one thing you want

    is the only thing out of your reeeeach

    AAAGONYYYY

    much more painful than yours

    When you know she would go with you, if there only were doors!

    Dwarves are very upsetting!

    I feel like I know this song, but I cannot remember from what

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    oh jesus christ

    a friend of mine who I did a show with is now going to audition for one of the most high-quality amateur companies in the state

    she's 14 and has never done a proper amateur show before, nor is she a terribly good singer

    or a proper audition

    it's tomorrow and she doesn't have fucking sheet music

    she also has a cold and asked me if instead of "Any Dream Will Do" from Joseph she should do "On My Own."

    I have no idea what's possessed her to think this is a good idea

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hahaha

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    it's seriously the perfect storm of terrible teenage idiocy

    I just wish I could be at the audition

    I picture Simon Cowell tearing her apart with a single glance

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Simon Cowell tears her apart without looking at her

    Before she introduces herself

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    OH MY GOD.

    she just asked me, quote:

    "sheet music.. thats 4 piano right?"

    I don't know whether to laugh, cry or throw up

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sounds like someone needs a cold truth shower

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm trying, but she won't listen

    my god, she just said her singing teacher just teaches popular voice and doesn't know anything about musical theatre

    why is she

    how does

    wha

    errrrkkkkk

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I only took a couple years of choir but I have no idea what popular voice is

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'd assume it's pop vocals style

    I think I may have convinced her it's a bad idea, but

    ergh

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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Let her go

    It will build her character or something

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Any dream will do


    any dream



    any dream will


    any dream



    any dream will dooooo

    any dreeeeaaamm


    any dream will


    any dream



    anny dream will dooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I can't sing

    That's why the only lead I have ever gotten was the narattor

    But at least I do a good job of making the chorus look full

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Man people like that keep auditions interesting.

    I once had a girl come in and sing... some song from some American Idol winner.

    She sang along with her iPod.

    She didn't remember how the song went.

    People who are singing well-known songs with no sheet music? Pff that's nothing. A lot of times I still can accompany them, since so many people audition on specific songs.

    Of course my personal favorite remains the people who can't sing, mess up the song awfully, and blame me for it. Also the subset of people there who don't bring music or want me to play because they assume I'll mess them up. Like, I understand the horror of actually having a bad accompanist, but first of all, unless you're the first audition and this is a completely blind gig I've gotten, the people giving the audition have heard me play for a bunch of other auditions, and they probably have figured out that I'm good and it's not my fault. Also if you're singing Still Hurting they may have heard me play that exact song and not have any problems. Secondly, if you're a good vocalist, it doesn't matter what I do anyways. As one of my favoritest grad students said to her students at one point preparing for an audition: "If he messes up, you keep going. If he walks out and sits on the piano, you keep going. At my audition for grad school my accompanist probably would've been better if he sat on the piano. Just sing, let them keep up with you". Like really, it doesn't make you sound better if you turn to someone who clearly isn't the problem and blame them for something that even if true you should be able to deal with.


    Also Yaya find her voice teacher and beat them up several times for being awful at their job

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    DeathPrawnDeathPrawn Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So around February or March I was holding auditions for the musical I was directing at university.

    This kid walks in, tells us what song he's going to sing (something I wasn't familiar with) and starts singing it. A few bars go by, and then it suddenly starts sounding familiar:

    "We're no strangers to love..."

    Yep, the dude Rick-rolled us in his audition.

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    DeathPrawn wrote: »
    So around February or March I was holding auditions for the musical I was directing at university.

    This kid walks in, tells us what song he's going to sing (something I wasn't familiar with) and starts singing it. A few bars go by, and then it suddenly starts sounding familiar:

    "We're no strangers to love..."

    Yep, the dude Rick-rolled us in his audition.

    How was he?

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    DeathPrawn wrote: »
    So around February or March I was holding auditions for the musical I was directing at university.

    This kid walks in, tells us what song he's going to sing (something I wasn't familiar with) and starts singing it. A few bars go by, and then it suddenly starts sounding familiar:

    "We're no strangers to love..."

    Yep, the dude Rick-rolled us in his audition.

    How was he?

    Did he get the part?
    If not, get the fuck out of here.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I've always wanted to do theater, but for some reason it is just not in the cards, as I cannot act at all.

    So I end up being that guy who does sound for shows.

    I did enjoy the fuck out of doing it for midsummer's nights dream

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what show was it DeathPrawn

    I'm hoping to direct my first show in June next year and could use some advice

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I really really wanna catch Wicked when it's down in Miami next year. If I'm still in FL, that is.

    I saw the original cast of Wicked

    So good

    Have either of you read the book? It's definitely way different than the play, but just curious what you thought of it. Also, if you've read Son of a Witch and a Lion Among Men?

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    DeathPrawnDeathPrawn Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It was a stage adaptation of Dr. Horrible. Easily the most awesomely geeky cast I've ever worked with. And yeah, we cast the rickroll guy.

    Directing advice? Respect your actors and respect their input. It sounds obvious, but I think that's the most important thing. If you create an environment where your cast feels like they can experiment and try new things and really explore their characters, they will do fucking awesome work and you'll feel like you're doing nothing at all. I'm not saying you shouldn't plan things out ahead of time and have a very clear idea of what you want your production to be, but the actual creative process should be a give-and-take between you and your actors where you're not afraid to try something different. Note that you can't be quite as off-the-cuff if you're working on a large production, but if you've never directed anything before I'd hope you're planning on doing something small.

    If you want some reading material, I'd pick up books on improv comedy (Keith Johnstone's "Impro" is a personal fave). I haven't found any directing books that particularly inspire me, but having a solid background in improv is worth its weight in gold both for the artistic and the leadership aspects of directing.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    great, thanks very much

    also I fucking hated Wicked the book

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I liked the book! Although I didn't particularly care for any of Maguire's other stuff. I haven't seen the musical onstage, either, so I don't really have anything to compare it with.

    Prawn, your directing advice reminds me of probably my favourite stage experience, when myself and two others were cast in Reduced Shakespeare for a yearly dinner theatre venue. None of us were particularly experienced, but our director let us improv and experiment to get comfortable and it turned out great. People back home still quote it when I run into them.

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I liked the book! Although I didn't particularly care for any of Maguire's other stuff. I haven't seen the musical onstage, either, so I don't really have anything to compare it with.

    I saw the show first before I read the book, so it made the book a little easier to get through.

    Though, the play doesn't have the copious amounts of infidelity as the book has.

    Also, characters are completely different and Elphaba doesn't even bother going to Kiamo Ko.

    Now I'm just debating whether to read his other 2 books

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Ok I did find a reasonable performance of some Guettal

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRhE_fs2lys

    Seriously dudes, this is one motherfucker of a composer.


    Also, 3 more performances of the show I'm currently in before I go back to my real jobs and head pitward again. I'm pretty ready for the show to be over.

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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    DeathPrawnDeathPrawn Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Khavall wrote: »
    Ok I did find a reasonable performance of some Guettal

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRhE_fs2lys

    Seriously dudes, this is one motherfucker of a composer.


    Also, 3 more performances of the show I'm currently in before I go back to my real jobs and head pitward again. I'm pretty ready for the show to be over.

    What really pisses me off is that William Goldman being a cock means we'll never get to hear Guettel's Princess Bride score.

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I am so upset about Princess Bride I cannot even tell you.

    Though the one thing that keeps me sane is the fact that Adam Guettel cannot to save his life write comedic music. Like, not only does he have no sense of timing, but his music just goes down in quality by a good order of magnitude or so when he tries. Pegasus is pretty good, but man Sysiphous, for instance, is the worst song in Myths and Hymns with almost no question(Come to Jesus is pretty bad too).

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    DeathPrawnDeathPrawn Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Eh, I like Sisyphus. Yeah, it's weaker than most of Guettel's stuff, but that doesn't mean I dislike it.

    I've been studying a lot of Weill stuff lately, and it's pretty awesome, but what it's really been doing is making me remember just how fucking brilliant Urinetown is.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZV431zhXA4

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I had no idea that Adam Guettel had worked on a Princess Bride score and then William Goldman douched out about it. That's simultaneously awesome and awful. I lost my copy of Myths and Hymns a few years ago and I haven't been able to replace it since, but I love it and Floyd Collins insanely. Hero and Leander is one of my favourite songs, because I'm secretly a giant soppy romantic.

    soppy sop sop

    Like I said. And Ben Vereen doing some dancing in tight, tight pants, to offset it:

    This Musical Rated PG-13

    Incidentally, did anyone else think that "The Sadder But Wiser Girl" was "The Sadder Budweiser Girl" when they were a kid?

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    speaking of AIDS

    I'm auditioning for Rent in three weeks

    anybody have any tips

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    gay it up

    like, even for you

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    should I just have a dude suck my dick while I'm singing

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    199% yes

    I meant to type "100% yes," but I think 199% really conveys how strongly I support your tactics.

    What type of show is it? I mean, I know it's Rent, but is it like, a touring show, a local theatre, the great white way..?

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