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Amurrka Thread

Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
Now I'm not saying America is the best country in the world, but it is. That's not really what this thread is about, though.

In the past 18 years, I've lived in five very different states, driven across the country numerous times (in the driver's seat), been in probably around 40 states, and met people from the northwest, the midwest, the deep south; basically, people of every kind. And the funny thing is, people get awfully different across this country.
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This country gets awfully different across this country, too.
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When my girlfriend (from Burlington) and I were driving here, she was absolutely astounded to see religious billboards on the side of the highway in Ohio, Kentucky and Tennessee. She was also surprised to hear that in New Mexico, we don't really have lakes. Or trees. Personally, when I went to New York I was fucking amazed by how many trees there were, as well as by how fucking developed the land over there is.

So, guys, this is the America thread. Regional differences, different landscapes, different parts of the country. Why do you live where you do? Why is the northwest so much better than the midwest? Why do you prefer the south over New England?

Personally, I'm looking at moving to the northwest for school, and I realize that's like the one place I've never been. I don't know what it's like. So tell me about Portland - is it as cool as everyone 18-24 says it is, or is that a crock of shit? What's it like to live there.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    this thread is a no-tfs zone

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    oh okay

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    no goddammit

    out, out, get back in that hellhole of a thread you inhabit

    you made your bed, now sleep in it

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    America is pretty awesome, yeah

    America is like rock and roll cowboys with motorcycles all of the time

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what the hell does Oman have to spend so much military money on

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    well that graph doesn't particularly concern me

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Burlington...Vermont?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Paris... Texas?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    no goddammit

    out, out, get back in that hellhole of a thread you inhabit

    you made your bed, now sleep in it
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  • TanolenTanolen Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have lived all over america, it is pretty great.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Burlington...Vermont?

    yes, Burlington Vermont.

    Teefs, at least spoil the images; you're being a whole new kind of obnoxious by just throwing enormous irrelevant image after enormous irrelevant image in here.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I've uh

    only really seen California

    (and enough of Chicago to know that it is a horrible hell-hole)

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I live in Burlington, Vermont. Hot shit

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    no goddammit

    out, out, get back in that hellhole of a thread you inhabit

    you made your bed, now sleep in it
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    Okay seriously. fuck this chart. There are so many goddamn things it doesn't take into account. Also, keep this shit out of this thread you are already bringing down another thread with it. Or take it to D&D.

    Also RE: the actual topic.

    The midwest sucks. Fuck the midwest. Aside from Chicago or something.

    Florida has a god awful education system.

    I want to move to Seattle or portland or something after college. The pacific northwest rocks.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    everywhere's got problems but here I got like corn and shit so it balances out at least one problem

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    I've uh

    only really seen California

    (and enough of Chicago to know that it is a horrible hell-hole)

    you should go on a sweet road-trip sometime

    it's absolutely astounding how diverse the contiguous United States can get

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    to all the midwest haters: you can cold suck a peter

    that's right

    a peter

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I warned you. That damn North Korea topic has destablized the entire region. Now the conflict is spreading into other threads.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    I've uh

    only really seen California

    (and enough of Chicago to know that it is a horrible hell-hole)

    you should go on a sweet road-trip sometime

    it's absolutely astounding how diverse the contiguous United States can get

    Why do you have to be so big, America

    why

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I live in Burlington, Vermont. Hot shit

    haha, really? My girlfriend has lived in Burlington her entire life and I spent a week there back in March, all walking on Church Street, all eating at Ben and Jerries.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have never lived in the midwest, I'm probably way too used to living within a few hours' drive of the coast to like it

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    you guys should all come visit my area it rocks

    we got whitey's ice cream and harris pizza and hungry hobo and happy joe's and that's just the food places

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    I have never lived in the midwest, I'm probably way too used to living within a few hours' drive of the coast to like it

    you can live on a fuckin' river, it's like living near the coast only it doesn't smell as bad and the people are smarmy pricks!

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  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Been to every state but stupid Alaska. It really is neat how different each state is. (the South still scares me though)

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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I lived in the US once. Maryland is ok, I guess. A lot of americans there though.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I keep hearing how cool the Pacific Northwest is, but the closest I've come is spending a week in Vancouver and I wasn't overly fond of that place. A little too urban for me.

    but now that I am gonna be checking out a school in Portland, I want to go visit and see how things are. Maybe I'll fall in love with it; I still am undecided on the east, where I've spent the last 10 months. I like it, but I don't think I'm ever going to live in upstate New York.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    to all the midwest haters: you can cold suck a peter

    that's right

    a peter

    I've lived in Mississippi, Alaska, Florida, and Indiana, in that order.

    Indiana is so fucking boring. I mean it might beat out places like Texas or Nevada but there is nothing but fucking corn and cows here. And soybeans. Wal-mart is a big hangout place for most cities in Indiana. Nothing even approaching a mountain or ocean either. Two huge strikes against it!

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    I have never lived in the midwest, I'm probably way too used to living within a few hours' drive of the coast to like it

    you can live on a fuckin' river, it's like living near the coast only it doesn't smell as bad and the people are smarmy pricks!

    they're entirely different kinds of pricks!

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    geebs do you still live in Moline?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have never lived in the midwest, I'm probably way too used to living within a few hours' drive of the coast to like it

    you can live on a fuckin' river, it's like living near the coast only it doesn't smell as bad and the people are smarmy pricks!

    but does it smell like salt and poo?

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I live in Burlington, Vermont. Hot shit

    haha, really? My girlfriend has lived in Burlington her entire life and I spent a week there back in March, all walking on Church Street, all eating at Ben and Jerries.

    Crazy we probably walked by each other or something. How did you guys meet?

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This thread is about our differences

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  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    As far as where I've lived: WA, SC, TX, CO, VA, CA, UT and now AL. Driven across the US almost every time we moved.

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