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Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
Orson Scott Card - You're a pedophile
Stephen King - One of the few people who'd look better after an actual face transplant
Ayn Rand - Was a great big dyke before it was the "in" thing
Nathanial Hawthorne - We don't talk nearly enough on AIM anymore :<
Ernest Hemmingway - we had so much to talk about i'll miss you bro :cry:\
George Orwell - sweaty fucking nerd, go suck on a reeses ice cream bar fatshit
Norman Mailer - you gotta start lifting weights again, son
Franz Kafka - you owe me thirty dollars for the dog

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    can I fag this up with some fantasy and comics shit

    George R.R. Martin - STOP ALL THE CHEESEBURGERIN'
    Terry Goodkind - America's greatest natural resource
    Jerry Holkins - dammit write a book already
    Cormac McCarthy - they're just quotation marks, dude

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    draw me

    fuck you linux is terrible for that

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    william gibson - get a fucking haircut'
    noam chomsky - get some pussy, christ

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Douglas Adams - Brain the size of a planet and he couldn't keep his cholesterol down :(

    Wait shit fuck WHY DIDN'T I VISIT HIS GRAVE WHEN I WAS IN LONDON LAST YEAR FFFFFFFFFF

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dan Simmons - you racist, genocidal fuck.
    Spider Robinson - surely not every problem can be solved by getting high and becoming telepathic?

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Arthur C Clarke - Man, you're cool and smart and very profound.
    Anjin - you make unnecessary threads, fag

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kurt Vonnegut - You would be the world's best history teacher
    Terry Pratchett - Remember me? I'm your son! Don't forget to put me in your will okay?
    Neil Gaiman - Should totally get a haircut

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    Terry Pratchett - Remember me? I'm your son! Don't forget to put me in your will okay?

    :lol:

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    David Gemmell - was the Beatles to George RR Martin's Rolling Stones

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Look Pratchett was never going to top Small Gods anyway.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Jesus Christ, stop being such a whiny emo bitch when a girl doesn't like you!
    William Shakespeare - Should not have taken the orgy scene out of the first draft to "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
    HP Lovecraft - Would feel right at home in a tentacle rape hentai store in Japan

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i am having way too much fun with this

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    Look Pratchett was never going to top Small Gods anyway.

    Ok, I loved Small Gods, but I didn't really consider it his best work. Probably because I just generally loved all Night's Watch shit.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sir Walter Scott - Dropping ill verses as thick and sweet as molasses.
    Robert A Heinlein - The fucking Dean of Sci-fi.
    Dean Koontz - Light reading at its best.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Asimov - I wish you were still alive :(

    Tolstoy - Why all the hate for sex and art, you crotchety gnostic wannabe.

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    im bored

    i feel like i wanna play a game but i don't know what to play

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Phillip K. Dick - Wrote wonderful pulpy mindfuck books, married horrible woman after horrible woman, took way too many drugs, received messages from God via a pink laser, died of stroke. Later resurrected as an android and currently AWOL.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Frank Herbert - you had some fantastic ideas but god I wish your prose was better
    Tim Binding - wrote a book just for me and didn't know it

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  • queuewindowqueuewindow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    Look Pratchett was never going to top Small Gods anyway.

    Ok, I loved Small Gods, but I didn't really consider it his best work. Probably because I just generally loved all Night's Watch shit.

    Small Gods had a gravity that he didn't achieve again while still remaining hilarious. It may not be his most entertaining book but it's definitely up there for best one.

    Alzheimer's jokes are too soon I think

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Max Barry - We get it dude, it's satire...
    Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea - Ixnay on the ugs-dray, dudes...

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    queuewindow wrote: »
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    Look Pratchett was never going to top Small Gods anyway.

    Ok, I loved Small Gods, but I didn't really consider it his best work. Probably because I just generally loved all Night's Watch shit.

    Small Gods had a gravity that he didn't achieve again while still remaining hilarious. It may not be his most entertaining book but it's definitely up there for best one.

    Alzheimer's jokes are too soon I think

    Are you a philosopher? Where's your sponge?

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Anne Frank - Why'd you only write one book?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    J.R.R. Tolkien - Seriously, why didn't Gandalf just ask the eagles to fly the fucking ring to Mount Doom.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    queuewindow wrote: »
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    Look Pratchett was never going to top Small Gods anyway.

    Ok, I loved Small Gods, but I didn't really consider it his best work. Probably because I just generally loved all Night's Watch shit.

    Small Gods had a gravity that he didn't achieve again while still remaining hilarious. It may not be his most entertaining book but it's definitely up there for best one.

    Alzheimer's jokes are too soon I think.

    This.

    :(

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    J.R.R. Tolkien - Seriously, why didn't Gandalf just ask the eagles to fly the fucking ring to Mount Doom.

    Seriously.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    BECAUSE THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED BY ITS POWER HUNTER JEEZ

    DO YOU WANT FLYING EAGLES WITH THE POWERS OF GODS

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    BECAUSE THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED BY ITS POWER HUNTER JEEZ

    DO YOU WANT FLYING EAGLES WITH THE POWERS OF GODS

    Have the eagle carry Frodo. Gandalf just half assed his little plan.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    JRR Tolkien - Sorry man, but you may be the worst writer I've ever read. Talk about hype...
    CS Lewis - You were totally better than your buddy Tolkien!
    Lewis Caroll - You sick, sick fuck... you wanted to get into that girl's pants didn't you?

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Also, I read Small Gods and Good Omens back to back. Best combination ever.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dan Brown - You are a bad writer. Please stop.
    JK Rowling - You are a bad writer that shit gold once and milked it for 7 books. I kind of envy you. Also, write "prickling" again bitch. For fucks sake come up with a different goddamn word to describe the sensation your character is feeling you bitch. Your success mocks all the talented writers in the world, but I read your books because I secretly wanted to be a young English wizard too and have adventures.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Timothy Zahn - Kill Lucas and assume prime ownership over the Star Wars universe! We'll totally back you up on this!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    Timothy Zahn - Kill Lucas and assume prime ownership over the Star Wars universe! We'll totally back you up on this!

    I for one will fight for Timothy Zahn as Czar of the Star Wars Universe.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    Lewis Caroll - You sick, sick fuck... you wanted to get into that girl's pants didn't you?

    It was the fashion of the time!

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Patrick O'Brian - Sails sails sails sails sails sails cannons sails sails sails sails sails goldilocks sails sails sails navigation sails sails
    CS Forester - Woot fucking explosions and cannons and action and saucy wenches woo yeah (also sails)

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dan Brown - You are a bad writer. Please stop.

    THINK HARRISON FORD IN TWEED

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Spider Robinson - surely not every problem can be solved by getting high and becoming telepathic?

    hahahaha

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    every spider robinson novel is basically 'the hippies were right'

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