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Team Fortress 2

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Team Fortress 2: The Goomba and Pretentious thread

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Despite scouts having the capacity to kill pyros without getting in flamethrower range, a lot of scouts have trouble doing this while killing the pyro fast enough for it to matter. The F-N' gun makes this much easier, because as mentioned, even if you get licked by the flames, the pyro will often be hurt and knocked away enough that you'll have plenty of time to finish them off and heal up.

    Edit: Not to mention you can usual chase a scout into a position where they have to go through your flames (Like, backed up against a wall or too close to other classes or crap), but against a F-N' scout, it's pretty much, "Oh, I guess I'll just kill you with the flaregun instead."

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  • The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dispatch from the Department of Bad Ideas, Stupid Ideas Sub-Department

    The Railgun - (Replaces Rocket Launcher)

    +10% Damage
    Slower Reload or time between shots, not sure which would be better.
    No Splash Damage
    No Rocketjump

    An alternative to the Rocket Launcher, instead of dealing splash damage, the railgun fires a much faster projectile (roughly the same speed as an arrow), that goes straight through its target, until it either hits a wall or its maximum range, passing through other target as it goes.

    Although the first target recieves full damage, subsequent targets recieve reduced damage (reduced more for each prior target), and each target hit reduces the range, as well. Basically, it'd be more useful for dealing with large groups in areas where you can't easily rocketjump, or for hitting targets too far away for a single missile (such as a heavy/medic team).

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dispatch from the Department of Bad Ideas, Stupid Ideas Sub-Department

    The Railgun - (Replaces Rocket Launcher)

    +10% Damage
    Slower Reload or time between shots, not sure which would be better.
    No Splash Damage
    No Rocketjump

    An alternative to the Rocket Launcher, instead of dealing splash damage, the railgun fires a much faster projectile (roughly the same speed as an arrow), that goes straight through its target, until it either hits a wall or its maximum range, passing through other target as it goes.

    Although the first target recieves full damage, subsequent targets recieve reduced damage (reduced more for each prior target), and each target hit reduces the range, as well. Basically, it'd be more useful for dealing with large groups in areas where you can't easily rocketjump, or for hitting targets too far away for a single missile (such as a heavy/medic team).

    Wouldn't you just be like some sort of a slower huntsman sniper with more HP?

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  • The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hence why I added the stupid tag. You're pretty much right, it doesn't feel all that soldier-y. I just can't think of anything else that could replace the rocket launcher.

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  • Mustachio JonesMustachio Jones jerseyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    A cannon.


    or a back-mounted howitzer. or a tank.


    Tank.

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    A scoutlauncher, it shoots angry scouts at your enemies.

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    God dammit, I clicked that.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You are part of the problem, taranis.

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Whelp have fun running a full system virus scan

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  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    None of your soldier ideas involve Zoo Animals?
    For shame.
    They should all involve zoo animals
    unless it's a farm.

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You are part of the problem, taranis.

    Well since I'm not part of the solution....



    I did report him though if that's worth anything.

    agoaj wrote: »
    None of your soldier ideas involve Zoo Animals?
    For shame.
    They should all involve zoo animals
    unless it's a farm.

    The military frowns on bestiality.

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  • LookFreeGrenadeLookFreeGrenade Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Didn't someone before suggest a rocket launcher that shot out screamin' eagles?

    Cause I want that

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  • LokiamisLokiamis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Didn't someone before suggest a rocket launcher that shot out screamin' eagles?

    Cause I want that
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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fuck 101st. It's all about 2nd Infantry Division. I want to make my soldier recite the 2nd Infantry Division's creed. I Corps will do as well.

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  • DeisticDeistic Registered User new member
    edited June 2009
    I was thinking that the soldier could get a parachute, just press jump while in the air to glide for a few seconds. It could work passively like the razorback. It could also be replaced by a flock of pigeons attached by strings for those with more zoological needs. I have no idea what drawbacks you'd have to introduce to balance this though.

    A similarly overpowered idea would be to give the engineer a laser target marker that would allow him to manually choose a target for his sentry gun to attack. I think this would have to replace to shotgun in order to stop it from becoming a no-brainer choice.

    But personally i would be surprised if the soldiers shotgun, spade and the engie's pistol got side-grades just because they are used so little any new weapon that had any purpose would replace them completely.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Deistic wrote: »
    I
    soldiers shotgun, used so little would-- replace them completely.
    what

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  • KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Deistic wrote: »
    I was thinking that the soldier could get a parachute, just press jump while in the air to glide for a few seconds. It could work passively like the razorback. It could also be replaced by a flock of pigeons attached by strings for those with more zoological needs. I have no idea what drawbacks you'd have to introduce to balance this though.

    Would there be some way to cut the chute/not float (say right-clicking, or whatever)? Or would the risk of floating slowly and gracefully from a great height with no ability to speed up as laughing mans take aim be one of those drawbacks?

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    A soldier with a parachute?

    Yes please.

    Gently floating down at a nicely predictable speed...

    edit: no, Ketar, fuck you.

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  • LokiamisLokiamis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I really wouldn't be surprised if they put in screaming eagles for the soldier to use.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    The shotgun is pretty awful I mean I only die to it more than any other soldier weapon.

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  • SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I hope all the soldier achievements involve crockets.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    One could be killing a pyro with a reflected crocket. That'd be pretty funny.

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  • LookFreeGrenadeLookFreeGrenade Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The screamin' eagle should be a shotgun replacement that should either

    a. perch on an enemy's head and make them float upward, or

    b. guide rockets toward the opponent with EAGLE SCREAM of patriotism

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  • Hiryu02Hiryu02 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hence why I added the stupid tag. You're pretty much right, it doesn't feel all that soldier-y. I just can't think of anything else that could replace the rocket launcher.

    Fly by wire rocket. Manual detonation. Profit.

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    Sev: Your gameplay is the most heavily yomi based around. Usually you look for characters that allow you to force guessing situations for big dmg. Even if the guess is mathematically nowhere near in your favor lol. You're happiest when you have either a 50/50, 33/33/33 or even a 75/25 situation to go crazy with. And you will take big risks to force those situations to come up.
  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Has Valve said anything on what class(es) are getting updated next?

    Or do we have to wait for Team Fotress 3 to get the last three class updates? ;)

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Has Valve said anything on what class(es) are getting updated next?

    Or do we have to wait for Team Fotress 3 to get the last three class updates? ;)

    Well Valve did pull that L4D2 shit on us, so I'm betting on TF3.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Has Valve said anything on what class(es) are getting updated next?

    Or do we have to wait for Team Fotress 3 to get the last three class updates? ;)

    Well Valve did pull that L4D2 shit on us, so I'm betting on TF3.

    On a serious note; I wonder what Valve has planned for TF after the last 3 class updates. A new series of class updates? A new class? (Vampire!) Or just a new game? (Brotherhood of Arms style?)

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I want a ninja class, and I will hold my breath, scream (impossible to the average human, but not to this guy), and stomp the floor until I get it.

    Wall running, Katana as a primary weapon, secondary is smoke or flash grenade. Think about it and try not to get hard. Impossible, I'm hard already.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    I want a ninja class, and I will hold my breath, scream, and stomp the floor until I get it.

    Wall running, Katana as a primary weapon, secondary is smoke or flash grenade. Think about it and try not to get hard. Impossible, I'm hard just thinking about it.

    So basically a spy/scout?

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    I want a ninja class, and I will hold my breath, scream, and stomp the floor until I get it.

    Wall running, Katana as a primary weapon, secondary is smoke or flash grenade. Think about it and try not to get hard. Impossible, I'm hard just thinking about it.

    So basically a spy/scout?

    No. You've got to believe in the ninja. Believe harder.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ninjas aren't cool enough for TF2.

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  • ImpersonatorImpersonator Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Will he be after the man who killed his master/father/grandfather/brother?

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Talk of ninjas reminds me of Ninjas Vs Pirates, which reminds me of Monkey vs Robots, which makes me think it'd be cool if the engineer could build a robot. Or maybe a transforming sentry that he could convert into a mobile form without needing to rebuild.

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    tyrannus wrote: »
    ninjas aren't cool enough for TF2.

    Wrong. If anything they would be too cool for TF2.


    Will he be after the man who killed his master/father/grandfather/brother?

    Talk to Inigo Montoya.

    Edit:
    Talk of ninjas reminds me of Ninjas Vs Pirates, which reminds me of Monkey vs Robots, which makes me think it'd be cool if the engineer could build a robot. Or maybe a transforming sentry that he could convert into a mobile form without needing to rebuild.


    Good Idea, Ninja Robots.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Ninjas, pirates, zombies, and any other stupid thing aren't cool. Stop it.

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    tyrannus wrote: »
    ninjas aren't cool enough for TF2.
    blasphemy!

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Ninjas, pirates, zombies, and any other stupid thing aren't cool. Stop it.
    you are seriously a huge cock monster

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Ninjas, pirates, zombies, and any other stupid thing aren't cool. Stop it.
    you are seriously a huge cock monster
    hur hur huge success over 9000 zombie ninjas let me show you my [strike]parent's basement[/strike] my room i have this neat wall scroll and list of randomness ^__^;

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  • FatsFats Corvallis, ORRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Ninjas, pirates, zombies, and any other stupid thing aren't cool. Stop it.
    you are seriously a huge cock monster

    But he's a correct cock monster.

    Fats on
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