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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Ninjas, pirates, zombies, and any other stupid thing aren't cool. Stop it.
    you are seriously a huge cock monster
    hur hur huge success over 9000 zombie ninjas let me show you my [strike]parent's basement[/strike] my room i have this neat wall scroll and list of randomness ^__^;

    Is it time to make bullshit nonsensical posts? No one informed me!

    Taranis on
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  • Hiryu02Hiryu02 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    in other news, the scoot wears his batters helmet over his ballcap like a retard?

    Hiryu02 on
    Sev: Your gameplay is the most heavily yomi based around. Usually you look for characters that allow you to force guessing situations for big dmg. Even if the guess is mathematically nowhere near in your favor lol. You're happiest when you have either a 50/50, 33/33/33 or even a 75/25 situation to go crazy with. And you will take big risks to force those situations to come up.
  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Ninjas, pirates, zombies, and any other stupid thing aren't cool. Stop it.
    you are seriously a huge cock monster
    hur hur huge success over 9000 zombie ninjas let me show you my [strike]parent's basement[/strike] my room i have this neat wall scroll and list of randomness ^__^;

    Is it time to make bullshit nonsensical posts? No one informed me!
    It's cutting, harsh commentary on people who think ninjas are totally like awesome and sweet.

    Also the scout is a retard, I think we all know that.

    Goomba on
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  • ThisguyThisguy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Ninjas, pirates, zombies, and any other stupid thing aren't cool. Stop it.
    you are seriously a huge cock monster
    hur hur huge success over 9000 zombie ninjas let me show you my [strike]parent's basement[/strike] my room i have this neat wall scroll and list of randomness ^__^;

    Is it time to make bullshit nonsensical posts? No one informed me!

    That's you, when you post about dumb fucking ninja pirate robot random shit

    Thisguy on
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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Gosh, I didn't mean it in a mean, dickish way. :( Let's go back to talking about how hard it is to play pyro.

    Goomba on
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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Ninjas, pirates, zombies, and any other stupid thing aren't cool. Stop it.
    you are seriously a huge cock monster
    hur hur huge success over 9000 zombie ninjas let me show you my [strike]parent's basement[/strike] my room i have this neat wall scroll and list of randomness ^__^;

    Is it time to make bullshit nonsensical posts? No one informed me!
    It's cutting, harsh commentary on people who think ninjas are totally like awesome and sweet.

    Also the scout is a retard, I think we all know that.

    Don't look now, there are ninjas in [strike]your parent's basement[/strike] your room [strike]fucking your mom[/strike] killing your mans.

    Serously, ninjas are awesome.

    Taranis on
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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Ninjas, pirates, zombies, and any other stupid thing aren't cool. Stop it.
    you are seriously a huge cock monster
    hur hur huge success over 9000 zombie ninjas let me show you my [strike]parent's basement[/strike] my room i have this neat wall scroll and list of randomness ^__^;

    Is it time to make bullshit nonsensical posts? No one informed me!
    It's cutting, harsh commentary on people who think ninjas are totally like awesome and sweet.

    Also the scout is a retard, I think we all know that.

    This coming from the guy who regularly plays space japan in DoW.

    "SHURIKEN CANNONS FIRE"

    BlueDestiny on
  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    This coming from the guy who regularly plays space japan in DoW.

    "SHURIKEN CANNONS FIRE"
    THE ARE NOT FUCKING SPACE JAPAN GODDAMNIT

    Goomba on
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  • ThisguyThisguy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Gosh, I didn't mean it in a mean, dickish way. :( Let's go back to talking about how hard it is to play pyro.

    I didn't mean for that post to sound like that, it's just how I talk sorry!!!

    Thisguy on
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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Gosh, I didn't mean it in a mean, dickish way. :( Let's go back to talking about how hard it is to play pyro.

    I'm typically a kamakazi pyro. Sneak my way into a group of people while they're distracted and soften them up for whoever their fighting. I'll probably die, but most of those SOB's are going to follow me to the grave.

    Undead Scottsman on
  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I think Valve has a special place in their heart for Pyros because clearly they got the best upgrades (back burner doesn't count).

    Taranis on
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  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    I think Valve has a special place in their heart for Pyros because clearly they got the best upgrades (back burner doesn't count).

    Oh sure, who doesn't love the flaregun.

    DeMoN on
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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    DeMoN wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    I think Valve has a special place in their heart for Pyros because clearly they got the best upgrades (back burner doesn't count).

    Oh sure, who doesn't love the flaregun.

    I hope that wasn't meant to be sarcastic. I find the flaregun to be much more effective than the shotty. Then again, I can actually hit with it.

    Taranis on
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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Pyros got the FaN? I never knew.

    Goomba on
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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Pyros got the FaN? I never knew.
    Technically the leafblower was part of the Pyro update.
    Imagine that Goomba. Long before, pyros of yore had to play without compression blast.

    P10 on
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  • PatboyXPatboyX Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I played TF2 for the first time on my television today. I may need to get a wireless keyboard and mouse and keep my computer hooked to it.

    PatboyX on
    "lenny bruce is not afraid..."
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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Pyros got the FaN? I never knew.
    Technically the leafblower was part of the Pyro update.
    Imagine that Goomba. Long before, pyros of yore had to play without compression blast.
    Why even bother?

    Goomba on
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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    It's cutting, harsh commentary on people who think ninjas are totally like awesome and sweet.

    Also the scout is a retard, I think we all know that.
    You also listed pirates and zombies and my dear friend, you are sorely mistaken.

    Zombies and pirates are way cooler than you'll ever be. Ninjas are badass too, but zombies?... don't know what the hates for..

    Oh.. wait it's goomba.

    Edit: I had not seen we were done. My bad.

    rakuenCallisto on
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  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Pyros got the FaN? I never knew.
    Technically the leafblower was part of the Pyro update.
    Imagine that Goomba. Long before, pyros of yore had to play without compression blast.
    Why even bother?

    because it was fun dammit.

    you see, the flamethrower also shoots fire. But you have to press mouse 1.

    DeMoN on
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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    KGB heavy on Gravelpit is an uphill battle.

    BlindPsychic on
  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm trying to learn to properly use the leafblower. Before I was big on the backburner (Seeing tons of crits pop up was just so much fun.), but the leafblower just has too much utility to ignore. The ability to put out fires, knock around ubers and reflect projectiles is just ridiculous.

    So now I typically use the backburner when I'm going to try and ambush or outright assault the enemy, and I go with the leafblower when I'm acting as support or defending.

    Undead Scottsman on
  • MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    SkutSkut wrote: »
    I hope all the soldier achievements involve crockets.

    so it should only take about 30seconds to get all of them?
    fucking crockets.

    Morkath on
  • leafleaf Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    DeMoN wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Pyros got the FaN? I never knew.
    Technically the leafblower was part of the Pyro update.
    Imagine that Goomba. Long before, pyros of yore had to play without compression blast.
    Why even bother?

    because it was fun dammit.

    you see, the flamethrower also shoots fire. But you have to press mouse 1.

    and these were back in the days when m2 was used for +forward

    leaf on
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  • KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Ninjas? Pirates, robots, zombies? Really?

    There's only one clear choice for a new class once the last 3 updates are done:
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    The Janitor. These floors are dirty as hell, and he's not going to take it any more.

    Support class with a heavy emphasis on teamwork, the janitor's primary weapon is the mop. The mop has better range than all other melee weapons and can be set on fire by both friendly and enemy pyros, resulting in 15% additional damage. The mop has a secondary function of removing jarate from soiled teammates.

    On his waist hangs the Janitor's rag. The rag is used to apply wax to surfaces, which makes them very slippery. Can be used on certain ground types to create an oil slick type effect affecting movement, and also applied to walls/pillars/objects leaving a surface sticky bombs cannot stick to, and that rockets glance off of at an angle, detonating upon their next impact. The rag can also remove jarate from teammates, though at a much closer range than the mop.

    Ever watchful, the Janitor carries a small recycling bin with him at all times. A small, but tough recycling bin. A sneaky Janitor can use his tongs to grab undetonated sticky bombs and dispose of them in his bin. A fast and agile Janitor can attempt the same with undetonated grenades. Pieces of destroyed machinery or other bits of metal can be recycled as well. The Janitor receives a 25% bonus to metal recovery due to his devotion to recycling.

    The Janitor uses his recycled metal to enable an add-on to the Engineer's dispenser: THE FIRE HOOOOSE! The Janitor can offer enemies within range a drink from the fire hose, which comes with minimal damage but significant pushback. A blast from the fire hose can reveal enemy Spies, much like jarate. A fire hose turned on burning teammates will extinguish them. Enemy pyros cannot ignite their burners while being soaked. Blasts from the fire hose are brief, but obviously powerful, and the water supply is replenished by the dispenser slowly.

    The Janitor's unlockable hat is a metal bucket.

    Ketar on
  • YggiDeeYggiDee The World Ends With You Shill Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'd play it

    YggiDee on
  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Fuck yes now this is what I'm talkin bout.

    Very cool ideas.

    rakuenCallisto on
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  • SuMa.LustreSuMa.Lustre Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I am ending my slander against the FaN

    it's pretty good if you don't like jumping around like a maniac

    SuMa.Lustre on
  • SladvanSladvan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The janitor should really have a knife-wrench.

    Sladvan on
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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Ketar wrote: »
    Ninjas? Pirates, robots, zombies? Really?

    There's only one clear choice for a new class once the last 3 updates are done:
    stanley.jpg

    The Janitor. These floors are dirty as hell, and he's not going to take it any more.

    Support class with a heavy emphasis on teamwork, the janitor's primary weapon is the mop. The mop has better range than all other melee weapons and can be set on fire by both friendly and enemy pyros, resulting in 15% additional damage. The mop has a secondary function of removing jarate from soiled teammates.

    On his waist hangs the Janitor's rag. The rag is used to apply wax to surfaces, which makes them very slippery. Can be used on certain ground types to create an oil slick type effect affecting movement, and also applied to walls/pillars/objects leaving a surface sticky bombs cannot stick to, and that rockets glance off of at an angle, detonating upon their next impact. The rag can also remove jarate from teammates, though at a much closer range than the mop.

    Ever watchful, the Janitor carries a small recycling bin with him at all times. A small, but tough recycling bin. A sneaky Janitor can use his tongs to grab undetonated sticky bombs and dispose of them in his bin. A fast and agile Janitor can attempt the same with undetonated grenades. Pieces of destroyed machinery or other bits of metal can be recycled as well. The Janitor receives a 25% bonus to metal recovery due to his devotion to recycling.

    The Janitor uses his recycled metal to enable an add-on to the Engineer's dispenser: THE FIRE HOOOOSE! The Janitor can offer enemies within range a drink from the fire hose, which comes with minimal damage but significant pushback. A blast from the fire hose can reveal enemy Spies, much like jarate. A fire hose turned on burning teammates will extinguish them. Enemy pyros cannot ignite their burners while being soaked. Blasts from the fire hose are brief, but obviously powerful, and the water supply is replenished by the dispenser slowly.

    The Janitor's unlockable hat is a metal bucket.

    probably the best 10th class idea i've seen

    it would fit in (them fortresses gotta have someone cleanin' up)

    all the weapons are pretty balanced and have a use

    it opens up a second mostly full support class, ala medic

    10/10

    undeinPirat on
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  • Delicious SteveDelicious Steve Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    I think Valve has a special place in their heart for Pyros because clearly they got the best upgrades (back burner doesn't count).

    Flaregun is pretty useless, you hit them at range, they run for 1 second back to their dispenser and come straight back.

    Shotgun i keep on hand for enemy pyros, it's sort of sad seeing them try to hit each other outside flamethrower range.

    Also, new classes won't happen, any "new class" idea they have will become a class update.

    Bucket on head? see: Soldier.

    Delicious Steve on
  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So I just had a blue screen while playing TF2. In Windows 7. It's the first blue screen I've seen in years.

    Literally.

    FightTest on
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  • Mr.ZsaszMr.Zsasz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Whenever people give reasons why the flaregun is bad it's always assumed you're in a 1 vs 1 situation. That's not what the gun is for. When you have teammates that can do ranged damage, the flaregun becomes amazing. It takes off that 30hp and also adds persistent damage for ten seconds, which can mean a lot, especially since one shot from almost anyone else will mean you either die or have to run away.

    If you're a good enough shot, you can use it in 1 vs 1, but its much better in other situations. True sidegrade.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    it's great for making someone retreat, or at least temporarily. As a scout, if a pyro pegs me with a flare, I run to the nearest medkit.

    Zombiemambo on
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  • KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Also, new classes won't happen, any "new class" idea they have will become a class update.

    Bucket on head? see: Soldier.

    Dude, I took Stanley Spadowski from UHF and made a TF2 class out of him. Stanley Spadowski requires a bucket.

    Ketar on
  • SuMa.LustreSuMa.Lustre Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    but tyrannus and enders are immune to the flaregun because they always have a medic or four healing them

    SuMa.Lustre on
  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    tyrannus gets his medics killed way to quickly to ever have 4 healing him at once

    Roland_tHTG on
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    HONC HONC?
    EDIT: oh nevermind my brother is being a dick again so i have to get up

    VALVEjunkie on
  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    next soldier hat will be a green beret, it will be terrifying to see the soldier's eyes all the time

    Feels Good Man on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    hey, we are capping the middle the same time they are capping our second point!

    you should probably stand on it with us next time YOU STUPID FUCKING SHITFACES DONT' GO RUNNING OFF TO DO YOUR OWN STUPID FUCKING THING JESUS FUCKASDAJSKDASD

    also what's better, goomba reflecting a critical rocket to my face, or me pushing back his fat face into an incoming train that runs over reflect-happy ass?

    tyrannus on
  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    tyrannus wrote: »
    hey, we are capping the middle the same time they are capping our second point!

    you should probably stand on it with us next time YOU STUPID FUCKING SHITFACES DONT' GO RUNNING OFF TO DO YOUR OWN STUPID FUCKING THING JESUS FUCKASDAJSKDASD

    but i need that ammo

    right fucking now

    undeinPirat on
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