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[Let's Play] SteambotChronicles/Lifeline! (Live Stream 06/27 18:00PM PST)

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This could make a fun screenshot LP, because really, this game has horrible songs and we're better off never hearing them.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    This could make a fun screenshot LP, because really, this game has horrible songs and we're better off never hearing them.

    Don't worry, I'd be sure to have my game volume mute and "X Gon' Give it to Ya" prepared and ready for any signs of horrible songs. :wink:

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have a feeling that this is gonna be awesome.

    also

    Pocket the cash! Rock those gloves! Hunt only at night! Make them laugh, or else!

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Alright gentlemen, am I gonna decide this time for you then? I have a sinking feeling that a live LP might be a bit unpopular, but if just Mogs and B:L show up then I will consider it a success. :wink:

    Let's aim for.. 6PM PST tonight.

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'll try to make sure I'll be there, once I figure out what 6PM is in EST :P I was always terrible at converting time zones...

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That's 9 EST.

    And I will be there, for reals and such.

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  • elliotw2elliotw2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    9PM, for those who use Real Time

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    elliotw2 wrote: »
    9PM, for those who use Real Time

    High-Five! And yes, I'll be there too,

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Woop woo -- I would like to ask if one (or more) of you gentlemen would be so kind as to copy+paste the chat log tonight; I was going to do this before for SH2, but we found out there's a limit on how long it is, so one of you folks is gonna have to copy it every so often. For those people who have to watch it on demand later, so they can know what exactly was being said in the chat. :D

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I might be able to. If not, I'll say so.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I might be able to. If not, I'll say so.

    Excerrent.

    3 hours, gentlemen.

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I look forward to the terrible Title Screen.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Xtarath wrote: »
    I look forward to the terrible Title Screen.

    A relaxing non-linear adventure! ..Steambot Chronicles!

    You can be a bad guy if you want! Steambot Chronicles!

    Hey, this is pretty cool. Steambot Chronicles!

    Wanna join a band? Steambot Chronicles!

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Lifeline must be had at some point during this. It has to.

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Last time it turned out to a next of Arnold Schwarzenegger and a rapist.

    I fully endorse this.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    15 minutes before this starts.

    www.livestream.com/kaseius

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  • JobastionJobastion Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    O great. Now I have to stay at work and watch this. Curse your liveness without recording ness.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Good god was this a terrible game. Our commentary made it bearable, though.
    Welcome to the 'kaseius' room
    16:52 Xtarath : Yeah, that's what I'm finishing up now. Looks, like, uh.. Raw Danger.
    16:53 Xtarath : With robots
    16:53 kcus : Yes!
    21:33 mr weenis : hm
    22:08 mr weenis : Hah, the Jewlery Thief
    00:32 CJ00 : hmm, what's supposed to happen?
    18:07 Xtarath : Ahh, the show is about to begin.
    18:13 Xtarath : In 3 hours.
    20:45 kcus : HAY GUISE
    20:45 Xtarath : Sup
    20:45 kcus : How's it goin'?
    20:46 Xtarath : Just fine. 'Bout you?
    20:46 Adus : dasda
    20:47 Adus changed their nickname to Adus.
    20:47 Adus : Blue
    20:49 cj_iwakura : This isn't quite like Raw Danger...
    20:49 kcus : One of these dangers is not like the other.
    20:49 kcus : I've already played a bit of it, you know.
    20:50 cj_iwakura : And you survived?
    20:50 Xtarath : It is not as raw.
    20:50 cj_iwakura : But most dangerous!
    20:50 kcus : CJ, I think that after Samurai Western, I'm able to survive more than you think.
    20:50 kcus : Just.. not Pryzm.
    20:52 cj_iwakura : I still feel bad for subjecting you to that..
    20:52 cj_iwakura : But I really do love that game for random hack and slashery.
    20:52 cj_iwakura : (Just screw the twins)
    20:52 kcus : It would have been a lot better if I had a good pattern for those midgets.
    20:52 cj_iwakura : Did you do any of the post-game levels?
    20:52 kcus : God, no.
    20:52 kcus : The last time I played was when I beat it.
    20:52 cj_iwakura : That's where all the fun is!
    20:52 cj_iwakura : (by fun I mean pain)
    20:52 cj_iwakura : There's some story to it also.
    20:53 cj_iwakura : And you unlock more costume accessories/characters.
    20:53 Xtarath : Since the main story was so fantastic.
    20:53 cj_iwakura : Well, you play as a guy with a sword who goes to kill some cowboys..
    20:53 cj_iwakura : it's not exactly classic lit.
    20:54 kaseius : Okay, there we go.
    20:54 Xtarath : Green means go?
    20:54 kaseius : Video showing up?
    20:55 Xtarath : Yes.
    20:55 cj_iwakura : "This PS2 will self destruct in five...
    20:55 cj_iwakura : four...
    20:55 cj_iwakura : Metal...Hats?
    20:55 Xtarath : Snake?
    20:55 Punfookl : Alright, I'm here.
    20:55 cj_iwakura : Quick, hide the rum
    20:55 Punfookl : Yeah.
    20:56 Adus : What if I am? Where are the subtitles?
    20:56 cj_iwakura : I'll transcribe
    20:56 Adus : -_-
    20:56 Xtarath : Mocking does not get you fans.
    20:56 cj_iwakura : He said some very disparaging comments about spikey haired protagonists
    20:56 Adus : Oh, cool
    20:56 Adus : I can get down with that
    20:56 cj_iwakura : This is your chance to run
    20:57 Xtarath : I hear you can be a bad guy.
    20:57 cj_iwakura : "Are you interested in R-TYPE? Too bad! Steambot Chronicles!"
    20:57 Adus : Is it a groovy tale?
    20:57 Adus : TAKE IT
    20:57 cj_iwakura : HAT
    20:58 Adus : Tophat
    20:58 Xtarath : Hats can be your motif.
    20:58 Punfookl : Hat.
    20:58 Adus : Night. Black, like my soul.
    20:58 Adus : Punch her in the face.
    20:58 Punfookl : Where is my "Be a jerk" option?
    20:58 Xtarath : Try to make them laugh!
    20:59 Adus : If this were Raw Danger, it would be.
    20:59 Adus : CHOCOLATE
    20:59 Xtarath : Strawberry!
    20:59 cj_iwakura : Galaxy Angel?
    20:59 Adus : An Ice Cream truck driver.
    20:59 cj_iwakura : No, that's Vanille
    20:59 Adus : It's Shinji Ikari
    20:59 Xtarath : Do we all get personal colors?
    21:00 Adus : No, only me, because I am awesome.
    21:00 Zandracon : The girl is Haruhi.
    21:00 Adus : Be honest.
    21:00 Xtarath : Yay.
    21:00 cj_iwakura : Optimistic
    21:00 Punfookl : Honest.
    21:00 Xtarath : Annoyed
    21:00 Adus : That's pretty honest.
    21:01 Mogs : Wee, about time.
    21:01 cj_iwakura : "Me-tal Gear?"
    21:01 Adus : He was just resting.
    21:01 Xtarath : Vanilla Harwell?
    21:02 cj_iwakura : And that was the last time I died.
    21:02 Adus : What a convenient place for the boulder to fall.
    21:02 Punfookl : Maybe it was a girly boulder.
    21:02 Adus : Bazooka would *** that boulder up.
    21:02 Mogs : He would, with his Metal Gear Ray Taxi.
    21:02 Adus : Rape bus
    21:02 Xtarath : He has the rape eyes.
    21:03 Adus : Yes
    21:03 Xtarath : Be the bigger man
    21:03 Punfookl : Yeah
    21:03 Adus : Help her, with rape.
    21:03 Punfookl : There may be surprise rape in the end.
    21:03 Mogs : Halp
    21:03 Punfookl : Clearly a rocket.
    21:03 Punfookl : Or a missile of some sort.
    21:03 Adus : Maybe that big missle, blind ***.
    21:03 Adus : Damn censors.
    21:03 Xtarath : Red
    21:03 Mogs : Red!
    21:03 riv dog : yes
    21:03 Adus : On the cliff I guess.
    21:03 Xtarath : Behind a rock
    21:03 Punfookl : Behind a rock
    21:04 Xtarath : Like a metaphor
    21:04 Adus : Does it matter?
    21:04 Mogs : Rock
    21:04 Xtarath : for rape
    21:04 cj_iwakura : Kissing
    21:04 Adus : I think this is obvious.
    21:04 Punfookl : Kissing the boulder.
    21:04 Mogs : Kissing the boulder, of course.
    21:04 Punfookl : Obviously.
    21:04 Adus : Did I stutter, ***?
    21:04 Xtarath : Oh, silly woman.
    21:04 Mogs : He has such a matter-of-fact way of saying "kissing a boulder".
    21:05 cj_iwakura : It's probably the Raw Danger engine, what do you expect?
    21:05 Xtarath : What about the back of her "Pony-Tail"

    21:06 Adus : How does she know this?
    21:06 Xtarath : She was the blue robot.
    21:06 Adus : Now you're in Penumbra.
    21:06 Mogs : She's the main secondary character. They know everything the main character doesn't!
    21:07 Adus : Is someone copying the chat?
    21:07 Zandracon : Yes
    21:07 Xtarath : Ask about the picture.
    21:07 cj_iwakura : Yep
    21:08 Mogs : Pikchur
    21:08 Adus : Ask when she wants to get her *** kicked.
    21:08 Adus : You can't even say ***.
    21:08 Punfookl : Like rape?
    21:08 Adus : What a rip.
    21:08 cj_iwakura : It's streaming to Obama's blackberry as we speak
    21:08 Adus : Ask
    21:08 cj_iwakura : Are they being filmed?
    21:08 Mogs : Pester!
    21:08 Adellios : Eek im late!
    21:09 cj_iwakura : I won't tell, it's being filmed
    21:09 Xtarath : Slap her.
    21:09 Mogs : Heehee. I love those pan-ins.
    21:09 cj_iwakura : Yo Adellios
    21:09 Adellios : Heyas
    21:09 cj_iwakura : How's the guild?
    21:09 Adellios : Empty
    21:09 Adus : Apparently the camera man is some first year film student.
    21:09 cj_iwakura : (I'll be back soon)
    21:09 cj_iwakura : Spiffy
    21:09 Mogs : Oh, this isn't red at all. Oh well.
    21:09 Adellios : Playing WoW for a bit now though
    21:09 cj_iwakura : That game terrifies me
    21:09 Adus : No freaking clue.
    21:09 Xtarath : Be cocky.
    21:09 Zandracon : ***
    21:09 Punfookl : Where is the "Shove her off the robot" option?
    21:09 cj_iwakura : Cocky
    21:09 Adus : Yep.
    21:09 Jobastion : yes
    21:09 Adus : Yes we are.
    21:09 Mogs : Hell yeah.
    21:10 Zandracon : Hurm
    21:10 cj_iwakura : Define 'lucky'
    21:10 Adus : You will be later tonight.
    21:10 Adellios : If theres a drivable robot, theres always a drivers manual
    21:10 Adus : SHUT UP WOMAN
    21:10 Adus : I will tell you when to speak.
    21:10 Xtarath : is that a large stick?
    21:10 Xtarath : You have in your hand?
    21:11 Mogs : Now it's a less large stick.
    21:11 Zandracon : did that stick explode?
    21:11 Xtarath : Yes
    21:11 cj_iwakura : Zone of the Enders 3: Sing harder
    21:11 Xtarath : The robo strut
    21:11 cj_iwakura : "That is not in my programming, Vanilla."
    21:11 Adus : What a thrilling piece of information.
    21:12 Adus : Does anyone have anything interesting to say?
    21:12 billcosby : Beat someone with your robot
    21:12 Mogs : I wanna hear some of the NPCs.
    21:12 Xtarath : Jump on them
    21:12 cj_iwakura : Can you slay the chickens?
    21:12 Adus : Talk to them.
    21:12 Adus : Make the *** wait.
    21:12 Adus : GODDAMN IT
    21:12 Xtarath : Damn works?
    21:12 Adus : OH DARN
    21:13 Xtarath : *Eyebrow wiggle*
    21:13 Adus : Take her home...
    21:13 Mogs : Refuse.
    21:13 Punfookl : There may be a surprise game over if you Refuse
    21:13 Xtarath : It will lead to bigger and better things
    21:13 Mogs : Make her walk!
    21:13 Punfookl : Could be like Lifeline, after all
    21:13 Adellios : but thou must
    21:13 Adus : Oh
    21:13 Adus : Well then refuse.
    21:13 Mogs : Aww.
    21:13 Adus : Take a horse.
    21:13 Xtarath : Thief
    21:14 Adellios : Barrel!
    21:14 cj_iwakura : Straight out of Resident Evli 4
    21:14 Zandracon : treasure everywhere!
    21:14 Xtarath : I bet that music will never get old
    21:14 Adus : Wear the hat.
    21:14 Adus : That's a fact.
    21:14 Jobastion : At least they got that right
    21:14 Xtarath : Seduce his wife
    21:15 Adus : Last thing
    21:15 Mogs : Get defensive!
    21:15 Punfookl : Last option
    21:15 billcosby : last one
    21:15 cj_iwakura : Last
    21:15 Adellios : it was in that trunk over there
    21:15 Adus : Damn right
    21:15 Xtarath : Seduce
    21:15 Adus : Like their virginity
    21:15 Xtarath : I like the way you think Adus
    21:16 Adus : What man? I didn't do nothin.
    21:16 Xtarath : So healthy
    21:16 Adus : HOT DOGS!
    21:16 Mogs : Punch the horse!
    21:16 Xtarath : Robo fight!
    21:16 Xtarath : Farm his ***!
    21:17 Zandracon : Reminds me a little of a sakura taisen mech.
    21:17 Adellios : oh no! not my 2d plant texture!
    21:17 cj_iwakura : Your mech-fu is weak.
    21:17 Xtarath : Panties
    21:17 Jobastion : Ice
    21:17 Adus : Get creeped.
    21:17 cj_iwakura : "No, raspberry."
    21:17 Punfookl : Creeped out
    21:17 cj_iwakura : Deny it
    21:17 billcosby : creeped
    21:18 Xtarath : Creep
    21:18 Mogs : Creep
    21:18 cj_iwakura : "YOU READ MY HARMONICA!?"
    21:18 Adellios : Coriander = Cilantro?
    21:18 Adus : The word Vanilla was on a harmonica and you thought it was my name?
    21:18 Adus : Well it is, but it's still stupid that you would assume that.
    21:18 cj_iwakura : Tecmo will sue
    21:19 Xtarath : :(
    21:19 Xtarath : Defend your lady!
    21:19 Zandracon : give him 0UR
    21:19 Adus : Offer him all of your money, which is zero.
    21:19 Punfookl : Give him your imaginary money
    21:19 Mogs : Offer the money.
    21:19 Jobastion : Money
    21:20 Xtarath : Jump on his robot junk
    21:20 cj_iwakura : Go Jehuty!
    21:20 Zandracon : Ahaha
    21:20 Adus : Wow
    21:20 Punfookl : Wow
    21:20 Punfookl : That was
    21:20 Punfookl : Really fast
    21:20 Xtarath : Finish him!
    21:20 Mogs : Btichslapped.
    21:21 Xtarath : Play Dwarf Fortress.
    21:21 Mogs : They could be.
    21:21 Punfookl : They have tusks for a reason
    21:21 Adellios : have you been stepped on an elephant?
    21:21 Adellios : by*
    21:21 Adus : Dwarf Fortress will make you fear elephants.
    21:21 Zandracon : Caaarp
    21:21 cj_iwakura : "Who's driving, me or you?"
    21:21 cj_iwakura : Hey, there's her bus
    21:21 Xtarath : An instant hit
    21:21 Punfookl : Already been done, I think.
    21:21 Adellios : its a spice
    21:21 Punfookl : A LP of Dwarf Fortress.
    21:21 Adus : Yes... Herbs...
    21:21 cj_iwakura : Dwarf Fortress makes no sense to me
    21:22 Xtarath : It happens
    21:22 cj_iwakura : You need to LP Imperishable Night
    21:22 cj_iwakura : The same person that would name someone Vanilla
    21:22 cj_iwakura : Or Marjoram
    21:22 Punfookl : Hasn't that also been done?
    21:22 Adus : I'm her new pimp, fatass.
    21:22 Xtarath : Nod
    21:22 Punfookl : Salute
    21:22 Adellios : salute
    21:22 Xtarath : it is the coolest thing
    21:22 cj_iwakura : Salute
    21:22 Mogs : Salute.
    21:22 Jobastion : Nod. You got a cowboy hat
    21:22 cj_iwakura : This game needs more dark side options
    21:23 Xtarath : That is a pretty ordered salute
    21:23 cj_iwakura : [Sucker punch him.]
    21:23 Mogs : Haha.
    21:23 Adus : This is Vanilla. He should never do something "cool"
    21:23 Punfookl : This game needs more "Punch the wench" options
    21:23 cj_iwakura : "I run these streets now."
    21:23 Mogs : The guy just goes "Okay. Moving on."
    21:23 cj_iwakura : Check out those flowers
    21:23 Adus : I think that's a tetris block.
    21:23 cj_iwakura : So lifelike
    21:23 Punfookl : That's more realistic than my lawn. I'm impressed
    21:23 Zandracon : genuflect
    21:23 Xtarath : Amazing.
    21:23 Adellios : reminds me of the really old mmos
    21:24 Xtarath : Wow
    21:24 Adus : Everquest was amazing for its time.
    21:24 Adellios : you got floating carrots above your head
    21:24 Mogs : What a veiw.
    21:24 Mogs : *View
    21:24 Adus : No, they are hot dogs
    21:24 Adellios : cheese puffs?
    21:24 riv dog : that is so realistic
    21:24 Xtarath : This time we will woo the elephant
    21:24 Adus : He has a question mark in his name.
    21:25 Adus : What kind of crap is that?
    21:25 Zandracon : A chest!
    21:25 Punfookl : There's a chest in there
    21:25 Jobastion : I've heard worse
    21:25 Jobastion : Can you push him off?
    21:25 Adellios : that doesnt look very safe
    21:25 Xtarath : Switch with him
    21:25 Adus : Isn't that the guy whose *** you just kicked?
    21:25 cj_iwakura : Play it off, keyboard cat
    21:25 billcosby : rude
    21:25 Adellios : apologetic
    21:25 Xtarath : Be apologetic
    21:25 Mogs : Rude.
    21:26 Xtarath : hell're
    21:26 Adellios : brb
    21:26 Adus : Storytime yaaaaaay
    21:26 Xtarath : Awwww
    21:26 Mogs : Aww.
    21:26 Mogs : Is this turning into a Sneaking Mission?
    21:26 Xtarath : zzzzzzzz
    21:26 Adus : Metal gear?
    21:26 Mogs : COLONEL!
    21:26 Adus : CLONES
    21:26 Zandracon : Mobile fortress?
    21:27 Mogs : He got all the ***-genes.
    21:27 Mogs : Aww, stupid filter.
    21:27 Xtarath : Stealing
    21:27 Adus : That bread is surely fresh.
    21:27 Zandracon : Aumaan?
    21:27 Punfookl : Get that chest man
    21:27 cj_iwakura : After the closing of Team Ninja, it was all downhill for Ryu.
    21:28 cj_iwakura : I'm seeing a food theme here...
    21:28 Xtarath : he has a manly beard
    21:28 Adus : He just sort of wavered.
    21:28 Jobastion : That looked like he fell asleep while standing
    21:28 Mogs : Stared him down.
    21:29 Adus : You did sort of look at his crotch silently.
    21:29 Xtarath : I think we all are
    21:29 Adellios : dont they all seat two?
    21:29 Adus : Cocky
    21:29 Xtarath : take the chick
    21:29 cj_iwakura : Take the bus?
    21:29 Jobastion : It'll be basil though.
    21:29 billcosby : ***
    21:29 Mogs : Cocky.
    21:29 Adus : And take the girl.
    21:29 Adus : ...
    21:29 Adus : what the hell was that
    21:29 Adus : .....
    21:29 Xtarath : Slap him
    21:29 Mogs : That's my favorite voice clip so far.
    21:29 Zandracon : Ahahaha
    21:30 cj_iwakura : Transform
    21:30 Adellios : what a decision
    21:30 Adus : By ride, I mean rape, just so you know.
    21:30 Adus : Save Data.
    21:30 Xtarath : Jam time
    21:30 cj_iwakura : Harmonica Hero
    21:30 billcosby : rock on
    21:30 Mogs : Harmonica Hero Band Tour.
    21:30 Xtarath : She is so impressed
    21:30 Punfookl : Kaseius looks like he secretly practices this offscreen
    21:31 cj_iwakura : "Can we go now? Please?" "Silence!"
    21:31 Xtarath : The ladies love the harmonic more then the guitar.
    21:31 Adus : NO DATA? Star Trek will never be the same.
    21:32 Xtarath : She's a smart one.
    21:32 Adus : Maybe they'll throw you money
    21:32 Xtarath : Never let her go.
    21:32 Adus : Just so you'll stop playing.
    21:32 Jobastion : Too many beans
    21:32 Adellios : land of invisible walls... and seasonings
    21:32 Zandracon : Ahahaha
    21:33 Xtarath : NO!
    21:33 Xtarath : Music
    21:33 remleduff : PINK!
    21:33 Adus : Make it pink.
    21:33 Adellios : chartreuse
    21:33 Adus : Stylin'
    21:33 remleduff : Needs moar spoiler
    21:33 Xtarath : Cannon arm?!
    21:33 remleduff : And rims
    21:34 Xtarath : The one attack looks like a back hand
    21:34 Mogs : It probably is.
    21:34 Adellios : pressure plate?
    21:34 Adus : This is the most pathetic gang ever.
    21:35 remleduff : The world needs more punching robots
    21:35 Zandracon : Bossfight!
    21:35 Xtarath : Uh, oh. Looks like 30 minutes of Kase trying to figure it out.
    21:35 Mogs : It kind of looks like an elephant. I...guess.
    21:35 Zandracon : Ahaha
    21:35 Jobastion : Stomp stomp?
    21:36 Mogs : Camera is the real enemy!
    21:36 Adus : How do you like BRIDGE?
    21:36 Xtarath : He has rims on his legs.
    21:36 Adus : He's shooting himself.
    21:36 Zandracon : Use the keg things?
    21:36 remleduff : You need to find the glowing spot and stab it with your sword
    21:36 Jobastion : Most exciting boss fight ever
    21:36 Adellios : is it shooting oranges?
    21:36 cj_iwakura : Needs more homing lasers
    21:37 Xtarath : Barrel brawl
    21:37 Adellios : Barrel!
    21:37 remleduff : Man that was one powerful barrel
    21:37 Mogs : "I am smacking you with explosive barrels!"
    21:37 Xtarath : Save the last barrel for yourself
    21:37 Zandracon : Hahaha
    21:37 Adus : We?
    21:37 Adus : What the hell have YOU done?
    21:37 remleduff : Oh no, I'm out of barrels
    21:37 Mogs : What's this 'we' ***?
    21:37 Xtarath : Epic
    21:38 Adus : It can't just give you the money. It has to make you pick up 20 coins.
    21:38 Xtarath : Does that count as vehicular manslaughter?
    21:38 Mogs : Did we miss out on all those chests, then?
    21:38 Jobastion : How did you even survive?
    21:38 Punfookl : You get money from it
    21:39 Xtarath : Leave Basil to fend for himself
    21:39 Punfookl : So I guess it's not a bad idea
    21:39 remleduff : Rock'em Sock'em
    21:39 Jobastion : That was great
    21:39 Zandracon : Love how the yellow dude curls up into a ball when you encounter enemies.
    21:39 remleduff : Your fuel bar is full, don't jump after the gas :(
    21:39 Mogs : Game really likes 20s.
    21:39 Xtarath : Shush
    21:39 Adus : Can you throw him into the river?
    21:40 remleduff : We need to meet basil and cinnamon
    21:40 Adus : THRILLING, DRAMATIC CONVERSATION
    21:40 Mogs : The main boss is going to be named Steak.
    ame.
    21:40 Adus : I just had this thing painted.
    21:40 Xtarath : :(
    21:40 Jobastion : Why is your hand slidding up my pant legs?
    21:40 Adus : I planned on raping you.
    21:40 Adus : Remember?
    21:40 Adellios : food
    21:40 Zandracon : Is that a Model T or something in the background?
    21:40 Mogs : Hahaha, Adus.
    21:40 Punfookl : Foood
    21:40 remleduff : Washing my hair after puking from spinning
    21:40 cj_iwakura : "I'm the boss."
    21:40 Xtarath : food
    21:41 billcosby : food
    21:41 Adus : I eat women.
    21:41 Mogs : Fooood? Alriight!
    21:41 Adus : Wow
    21:41 Adus : She is subtle.
    21:41 remleduff : FOOD IS FUNNY
    21:41 Adellios : shes an alien
    21:41 Jobastion : Giggity
    21:41 cj_iwakura : Wow, aren't we jumping to second base fast?
    21:41 Xtarath : Eat has another meaning
    21:41 Adus : This sucks. There won't be any rape because she's too willing.
    21:41 cj_iwakura : There might be...
    21:41 Adus : There will probably be smacking though.
    21:41 cj_iwakura : but it won't be from him.
    21:41 Xtarath : Afroburg
    21:42 Xtarath : 15th
    21:42 Adellios : I wonder what her mom's name is
    21:42 Xtarath : Cumin
    21:42 cj_iwakura : Cranberyl
    21:42 Adus : Wait wait
    21:42 Zandracon : Haha
    21:42 Xtarath : We make it fresh!
    21:42 Mogs : No free-roam?
    21:42 Adellios : obey traffic laws or its game over
    21:42 Mogs : wat
    21:43 Jobastion : Ohh... red light
    21:43 remleduff : Red light!
    21:43 billcosby : epic gameplay
    21:43 Xtarath : Relaxing non-linear adventure my ***
    21:43 Adus : Because if this were Grand Theft Trotmobile it might actually be a bit interesting.
    21:43 remleduff : It would suck to get in a traffic accident in Afroburg
    21:43 Mogs : All grabbing cars and throwing them around.
    21:43 Mogs : Lie. Obviously.
    21:43 billcosby : i wonder if there is cops that drive robots
    21:43 remleduff : Lie
    21:43 Adus : She can't handle the truth.
    21:43 Xtarath : GTT
    21:43 Zandracon : Ahaha
    21:44 Adus : No, they're all dead.
    21:44 Jobastion : They all uh... died.
    21:44 Adus : Thanks for reminding me.
    21:44 Mogs : Ahaha.
    21:44 remleduff : That.. one guy
    21:44 Xtarath : Bob uhh generic guy
    21:44 Adellios : what happened? I missed it
    21:44 Xtarath : THE DANGER IS SO RAW
    21:44 Zandracon : Haha
    21:44 Xtarath : How polite
    21:45 Xtarath : You have bread
    21:45 Xtarath : you might want to eat it
    21:45 Punfookl : That bread is French
    21:45 Adus : Shove the bread up her ***.
    21:45 Mogs : "DID YOU ROBBERS HEAR THAT?!"
    21:45 Adus : Time for the sex.
    21:46 remleduff : Take your hat off inside, you clod
    21:46 Xtarath : Were those bullet holes in the wall?
    21:46 Adus : Ohhh yeah
    21:46 Adus : Kiss her
    21:46 Adellios : salute
    21:46 cj_iwakura : Kneel
    21:46 Jobastion : Twosome... allll righty
    21:46 Punfookl : Kneel
    21:46 Zandracon : kneel
    21:46 Mogs : Kneel.
    21:46 Xtarath : Kneel and kiss her hand
    21:46 Jobastion : Kneel before zod
    21:46 billcosby : kneel and *** her face
    21:46 Xtarath : What's his name
    21:46 cj_iwakura : Notice the terror in her eyes
    21:46 remleduff : You just chopped her arm off with your hat
    21:46 Adus : I can show you how nice I am.
    21:47 cj_iwakura : "Another one? Oh, you silly girl."
    21:47 Xtarath : Keep this one
    21:47 Adus : This is like FF7.
    21:47 Punfookl : Rub your stomach
    21:47 Jobastion : Once the drugs wear off, sure...
    21:47 Punfookl : :V
    21:47 Adellios : we dont allow drifters in the appartment
    21:47 Xtarath : Rub your stomach
    21:47 Adus : Taking home the weird guy to mom and she doesn't give a ***.
    21:47 cj_iwakura : "Be nice now, we're running out of places to hide the bodies."
    21:47 Mogs : Tummy rub.
    21:47 billcosby : rub your junk
    21:47 Punfookl : DONUT
    21:47 Jobastion : :(
    21:47 rayofash : Yo
    21:47 Adus : Hi
    21:47 remleduff : Take the sick lady's last donut
    21:47 Xtarath : You will get the aids
    21:47 cj_iwakura : "Hit the deck, it's the cops!"
    21:47 Mogs : Hell yeah! You get to starve!
    21:47 Xtarath : don't eat it
    21:48 Punfookl : ...Can you even pronounce that?
    21:48 Mogs : Yo new person.
    21:48 Adellios : its a flower I think
    21:48 Xtarath : Ek-a-na0cha
    21:48 remleduff : She makes you energetic and then crash
    21:48 Adus : This is getting hot.
    21:48 Adus : Kiss her.
    21:48 Adus : What a pimp.
    21:48 Xtarath : You know us so well
    21:48 remleduff : I hope you can kneel and kiss the big boss' hand
    21:48 Adus : haha
    21:48 Adus : GOD WHAT
    21:49 Adus : Dr. Nutmeg
    21:49 Jobastion : It's such a normal ailment these days
    21:49 Xtarath : What a ***
    21:49 rayofash : Where do they find these voice actors? Just pull random people off the street?
    21:49 cj_iwakura : Apologize
    21:49 Punfookl : Rape
    21:49 Adus : I'll certainly 'come' here anytime.
    21:49 Adellios : apologize
    21:49 cj_iwakura : It's Atlus
    21:49 remleduff : I'm thinking there's some kind of pattern to the naming system
    21:49 Xtarath : Apologize
    21:49 Jobastion : I'm sorry I didn't stick you yet?
    21:49 cj_iwakura : They got them from the office
    21:49 Mogs : Echinacea is indeed a plant for herbal meds.
    21:49 Xtarath : Vanilla has anger issues
    21:50 Adus : I better get started on Connie's mom.
    21:50 cj_iwakura : "Fried donuts."
    21:50 rayofash : "Stop by wink wink"
    21:50 Adellios : what is she gonna do with that frying pan?
    21:50 cj_iwakura : "Are you talking to the ghosts again?"
    21:50 Adus : And am now her pimp.
    21:50 Mogs : Because she's psycho.
    21:50 Xtarath : Fresh pickings
    21:50 billcosby : im her rapist
    21:50 Adus : Pimp her out?
    21:50 billcosby : nice to meet you
    21:50 Zandracon : Wasn't there a sick mother in Raw Danger?
    21:50 Jobastion : But she needs... something on the inside....
    21:50 Adellios : yup
    21:50 Mogs : There was.
    21:50 rayofash : best names ever
    21:50 Xtarath : Another crazy chick
    21:50 Mogs : Split her open.
    21:50 Adus : Would I mind opening her up? No, not at all.
    21:51 cj_iwakura : "You have no idea."
    21:51 Jobastion : THE FRIEND ZONE NOOO!!!
    21:51 Xtarath : Her voice is creepy
    21:51 Mogs : Gah, not the F word.
    21:51 Xtarath : It's a symbol
    21:51 Xtarath : you need to deflower the flower
    21:52 billcosby : eat the bread
    21:52 Adus : Donut
    21:52 Punfookl : Lanturn
    21:52 Xtarath : donut
    21:52 Adus : You found the bread in a chest.
    21:52 Mogs : And now you're poisoned.
    21:52 billcosby : chest bread is the best
    21:52 Xtarath : It was 3 minutes
    21:52 Xtarath : not forever
    21:52 Adellios : self-operating micro-chest
    21:53 Jobastion : So does this have roguelike rules for hunger? Can you eat the flesh of your kills?
    21:53 Adus : The last thing I want to do is hear Connie sing or play any instrument.
    21:53 Adus : So unless she strips in this concert, I don't care.
    21:53 remleduff : Eat your enemies and gain +15 hp + 3rad
    21:53 Xtarath : I think I know why Kase doesn't have many woman viewers.
    21:53 Adus : Play some Iron Maiden
    21:53 cj_iwakura : This concert is evil incarnate
    21:53 cj_iwakura : Seriously, stuff of nightmares
    21:53 cj_iwakura : You think the VA is bad, wait'll you hear them sing
    21:53 Jobastion : Shocking, less people are out at night. News at 11.
    21:54 Zandracon : Siberian Musk Hotel?
    21:54 Elliotw2 : Hi guys, I made it
    21:54 Mogs : Yo, Elliot.
    21:54 cj_iwakura : Quick, hide the rum
    21:54 Xtarath : Again!
    21:54 cj_iwakura : Well, we brought it back out for a little while...
    21:54 cj_iwakura : Carjack?
    21:54 Elliotw2 : You know, I saw this game in stores and in trailers, and it looked fun
    21:54 Elliotw2 : Is it?
    21:54 Xtarath : It's probably the square
    21:54 cj_iwakura : The gameplay seemed fun
    21:55 remleduff : That's such good midi
    21:55 Mogs : It's pretty hilarious.
    21:55 cj_iwakura : But the dialogue and story...
    21:55 Adus : The music sounds out of tune.
    21:55 cj_iwakura : Well, this is all it's good for
    21:55 cj_iwakura : Public ridicule
    21:55 Xtarath : Best soundtrack ever
    21:55 Adus : Sign language
    21:55 Adellios : hes the mad conductor
    21:55 Mogs : He's waving farts.
    21:55 Adus : He's choking.
    21:55 Elliotw2 : The gameplay looked like a mix of Mechwarrior and Final Fight
    21:55 Mogs : This is going to be awful.
    21:55 cj_iwakura : This is your last chance, Kaseius
    21:55 Adus : At least move to the front and look up her skirt.
    21:56 Elliotw2 : Oh, this is going to be terrible

    It was


    21:56 Jobastion : WTF
    21:56 Xtarath : Wearing a skirt on the edge of a stage?
    21:56 Mogs : THIS IS NOT THE SAME PERSON
    21:56 Jobastion : That's not her voice actor at all
    21:56 Adus : Her voice suddenly changed.
    21:56 Xtarath : ***
    21:56 Elliotw2 : Ok, this is terrible
    21:56 rayofash : Ahahahahaha
    21:56 cj_iwakura : And then, guitar solo
    21:56 Zandracon : Haha
    21:56 billcosby : harmanica solo
    21:56 Blain : Every time you do your "gruff voice" I remember Will Arnett readingthe menu in Arrested Development.
    21:56 Xtarath : What?
    21:56 Mogs : Check all the dudes up front.
    21:56 Blain : "With club sauce!"
    21:56 Elliotw2 : Yay, shooting to break it up
    21:56 Xtarath : Mass murder
    21:56 cj_iwakura : I warned you
    21:56 Elliotw2 : Maybe
    21:56 BL : Hay
    21:56 setafd : metal gear?
    21:57 Zandracon : Maybe her singing controls the Elephants?
    21:57 BL : I CHOSE THE WORST TIME
    21:57 cj_iwakura : Yo Agrias
    21:57 Mogs : Hey BL
    21:57 Elliotw2 : yay, shooting
    21:57 Adus : Haha

    (So we fixed it.)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_TbHl3a8qk

    21:57 Elliotw2 : This music kinda fits better
    21:57 setafd : ahahaha
    21:57 Xtarath : Perfect song
    21:57 setafd : the *** robots
    21:57 Punfookl : That was such a nice song you picked
    21:57 cj_iwakura : The Killer Elephants saved the day
    21:57 setafd : are like YEAR
    21:57 Punfookl : Fits so well
    21:57 Jobastion : best narration I've seen in the game yet.
    21:57 Elliotw2 : Yay, bombs
    21:57 Adus : You should have kept it going.
    21:57 Elliotw2 : HIT THE STAGE
    21:57 Adellios : how do they set the houses ablaze when things dont explode?
    21:57 Xtarath : Jesus
    21:57 BL : Hay cj can I get your red vote in the awards thread? I'll give you a phallafavor! ^_~
    21:57 Adellios : into flames
    21:57 Xtarath : Get your hoe and get out
    21:57 Zandracon : Haha
    21:58 Elliotw2 : Their mechs are the stage?
    21:58 Zandracon : The stage was made of mechs
    21:58 cj_iwakura : Oh why not
    21:58 cj_iwakura : Check the upcoming games thread if you want to repay it, I could use your input on something
    21:58 Jobastion : Ow... my leg. ow. ow. ow. oohh
    21:58 Elliotw2 : You should have stole the green one
    21:58 Xtarath : THIS IS NOT RELAXING
    21:58 BL : That is the Prettiest Steambot
    21:58 remleduff : Kill the Killer Elephants
    21:58 Adellios : Ba
    21:59 Adus : Uh oh
    21:59 remleduff : phew
    21:59 setafd : NO
    21:59 Elliotw2 : There was HP behind you
    21:59 Xtarath : YEah
    21:59 Adus : I feel okay.
    22:00 Xtarath : Our beloved Afroburg
    22:00 Blain : With club sauce!
    22:00 Elliotw2 : The city deserved it, if it meant stopping the concert
    22:00 setafd : do you have to play as pinkbot
    22:00 Zandracon : A mechtrain?
    22:00 Elliotw2 : No, normal train
    22:00 Zandracon : Aww.
    22:00 Jobastion : Oh, destroyed city. Bet they can't afford another concert. On to the next one.
    22:00 Adellios : technology hasnt advanced far enough for robot train
    22:01 Xtarath : Awwwwww
    22:01 Adus : Nod
    22:01 Xtarath : Nod
    22:01 rayofash : Nod
    22:01 Elliotw2 : nod
    22:01 Adellios : silent protagonist
    22:01 BL : Nod silent hill
    22:01 Mogs : Yeah, nod.
    22:01 Jobastion : He'll just fall asleep again
    22:01 rayofash : Ahahaha
    22:01 Mogs : More like, Don't nod.
    22:01 Adus : You're right, I didn't get to rape you yet.
    22:01 Adus : Oh right, the amnesia.
    22:01 Adus : Thanks for reminding me, ***.

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    Part 2!
    22:01 Punfookl : Nice invisible letter
    22:02 Elliotw2 : Stamp letter
    22:02 Adellios : imagination letter
    22:02 Elliotw2 : Invisible stamp letter
    22:02 Mogs : Get offended.
    22:02 Xtarath : I've hear of invisible ink but this is ridiculous
    22:02 Punfookl : Offended
    22:02 Elliotw2 : Offended
    22:02 BL : Offended makes no sense
    22:02 BL : DO IT
    22:02 Elliotw2 : Exactly
    22:02 rayofash : Offended
    22:02 rayofash : Ahahahaha!
    22:02 Elliotw2 : That's for the singing
    22:02 billcosby : face
    22:02 Mogs : That's right, take it.
    22:02 Xtarath : :(
    22:02 remleduff : You totally neg'ed her
    22:02 Xtarath : MOGS!
    22:02 remleduff : You're such a PUA
    22:02 BL : Send her off
    22:02 BL : to play Blokus
    22:03 Mogs : Xtarath!
    22:03 Zandracon : HOPE
    22:03 Xtarath : Thank her
    22:03 Elliotw2 : Nothing
    22:03 Punfookl : Thank her
    22:03 Adellios : I dont know after that concert
    22:03 rayofash : Nothing
    22:03 BL : Tank her
    22:03 Adus : Rape her
    22:03 remleduff : Thank her
    22:03 Jobastion : Nothing
    22:03 Adellios : she is a robot
    22:03 Adus : Why do you care? By the way... thanks
    22:03 Xtarath : Nice turn around
    22:03 Mogs : Haha. "Thanks for trying to rape me all those times."
    22:03 Adus : Oh goody.
    22:03 remleduff : YAY, more MUSIC
    22:03 Elliotw2 : You can play the crappy music
    22:03 billcosby : ya now you can play that terrible song
    22:04 Adellios : people run in skirts?
    22:04 Adus : Well
    22:04 Adus : At least you got a cool hat.
    22:04 Jobastion : Low FPS trains do
    22:04 Xtarath : She wore the skirt on a stage
    22:04 Elliotw2 : Didn't this get a PSP remake/sequel?
    22:04 Elliotw2 : Nice title
    22:04 Adus : What the hell does that mean?
    22:04 remleduff : And no wonder
    22:04 Blain : Must be all that hand kissing.
    22:04 Adus : Not the t-t-train!
    22:04 Elliotw2 : Stttttu

    22:04 Mogs : Ahh, Captain Stutters.
    22:04 cj_iwakura : Kas, what was that song?
    22:04 remleduff : Captain Falsetto
    22:04 cj_iwakura : I might integrate the youtubes into the log for hilarity.
    22:05 cj_iwakura : (the rap one)
    22:05 Adellios : his name is caffene
    22:05 Mogs : Something by DMX, I'm pretty sure.
    22:05 Elliotw2 : What's with the food names?
    22:05 Adellios : but thou must
    22:05 Xtarath : refuse
    22:05 Adus : Do you get money for helping?
    22:05 Elliotw2 : hhhhelp
    22:05 Mogs : Nananananana
    22:05 remleduff : Vanilla is role-playing a jerk
    22:05 Zandracon : Our?
    22:05 Mogs : Offer to help, because we might get money in denominations of 20.
    22:05 Xtarath : Rape him?
    22:05 Adus : Help but if you get screwed out of a reward, never help anyone ever again.
    22:05 Adellios : Simon Belmondo
    22:05 Mogs : The Globetrotters.
    22:06 Blain : Sweet. Child labor.
    22:06 remleduff : Me and my hitler 'stache are counting on you, cowboy-hat-boy
    22:06 Mogs : Rape dollars?
    22:06 Jobastion : It's an adult secret. Ask us in the back room about it.
    22:06 Adellios : are we playing megaman legends now?
    22:06 Elliotw2 : Yay
    22:06 Mogs : We have only said Rape about a hundred times by now.
    22:06 Blain : Eat your donut?
    22:06 Adus : Get your mind out of the gutter, Kaesius
    22:06 Adellios : Bus Trolley
    22:06 Xtarath : Shadow People!
    22:06 Punfookl : He already ate it, Blain
    22:07 Mogs : He ate the donut already.
    22:07 Blain : Doh.
    22:07 remleduff : No more food, for the rest of the game
    22:07 Mogs : Haha
    22:07 Punfookl : Speedrun
    22:07 Xtarath : You might want to save again
    22:07 Adellios : eat your robot
    22:07 Xtarath : Just in case
    22:07 Elliotw2 : Will you die or something?
    22:07 Adus : This kid can't go 2 hours without eating. Why isn't he a whale?
    22:07 Xtarath : Save
    22:07 Elliotw2 : Sounds like me
    22:07 BL : Well the game DOES look like Lost in Blue
    22:07 remleduff : Time for some harmonica
    22:07 BL : except with singing
    22:07 Adus : I need a drink though.
    22:07 BL : and giant robots
    22:07 BL : and rape
    22:07 Mogs : Maybe we'll get some money for playing now.
    22:07 Adus : Don't get too crazy without me.
    22:07 BL : Oh wait Lost in Blue had plenty of rape
    22:08 Elliotw2 : It sounds worse now
    22:08 Xtarath : Excuses
    22:08 Elliotw2 : Ahh voice!
    22:08 Jobastion : No!!
    22:08 Elliotw2 : Run away!
    22:08 rayofash : On noooo
    22:08 Zandracon : Ahahaha
    22:08 cj_iwakura : Select Music!
    22:08 remleduff : I'm so sorry for suggesting this
    22:08 Xtarath : He is missing Connie
    22:08 Jobastion : Feel bad rem
    22:08 cj_iwakura : Select Difficulty!
    22:08 Adellios : she tampered with your harmonica
    22:08 BL : ahahahah he's hearing voices because of starvation
    22:08 Blain : Nice, BL.
    22:08 cj_iwakura : Are you memorizing the sequence okay?
    22:08 Elliotw2 : You have to follow traffic laws in a giant robot?
    22:09 BL : Select your gun, then, select your harmonica.
    22:09 Mogs : He does.
    22:09 Mogs : Haha.
    22:09 cj_iwakura : Welcome to the future as seen by R-Type
    22:09 Adellios : unless you are in a giant robot
    22:09 cj_iwakura : The Bydo Empire rule the streets
    22:09 Adellios : that is actually a giant robot
    22:09 Elliotw2 : But, I blew them up
    22:09 Elliotw2 : 12 times
    22:09 Xtarath : Connie's mom is vulnerable
    22:09 Xtarath : eat her
    22:09 Adus : Just start shoving it all into your face.
    22:09 cj_iwakura : "To stay... healthy."
    22:09 Adellios : buy milk only
    22:09 Mogs : Croissant!
    22:10 Adus : "Healthy." *wink wink*
    22:10 Xtarath : cheapo
    22:10 Jobastion : You just want something with a hole in it cause ... nevermind
    22:10 remleduff : You must be on Atkin's
    22:10 Adellios : croissants are french arent they?
    22:10 Mogs : Shh.
    22:10 Elliotw2 : Yes
    22:10 Xtarath : They are actually from Denmark
    22:10 Mogs : He was thanking you for considering taking some of his money.
    22:11 Adellios : Thank you for being his only customer
    22:11 Adus : I don't think we can ever truly be ready.
    22:11 Xtarath : OH YEAH
    22:11 Elliotw2 : MUTE
    22:11 Mogs : This could end bad.
    22:11 Blain : Oh yeah!
    22:11 Mogs : Or not.
    22:11 rayofash : Ahhaha
    22:11 rayofash : This song is retarded
    22:11 Adus : In Her Voice is pretty hardcore.
    22:11 remleduff : This is so much better than Rock Band
    22:12 cj_iwakura : Work that harmonica, boy
    22:12 Xtarath : Twins?
    22:12 Xtarath : Those *** are clapping
    22:12 Xtarath : not*
    22:12 Mogs : That harmonica has quite the wide range of sounds.
    22:13 Elliotw2 : Most awkward clapping ever
    22:13 Adellios : secretly coming from your robot
    22:13 cj_iwakura : Those girls aren't impressed
    22:13 Blain : I might have finished this game it had custom soundtracks. :)
    22:13 Xtarath : There is a mouth on the harmonica
    22:13 Adus : They seriously tipped you.
    22:13 Elliotw2 : I like how it has a guide incase you want to learn how to play it in real life
    22:13 Mogs : Haha.
    22:13 Elliotw2 : For some stupid reason
    22:13 Zandracon : Are you serious?
    22:14 Xtarath : Remember, it's non-linear
    22:14 Blain : Yes.
    22:14 billcosby : go to the hotel and get a craigslist hoe
    22:14 Blain : Ranch.
    22:14 Elliotw2 : Ranch
    22:14 Adellios : A blonde guy with amnesia? Noo!
    22:14 Punfookl : You have to go to traffic first, unfortunately
    22:14 cj_iwakura : Well, it lets you shut your brain off
    22:14 Blain : That's probably a good call. Repair.
    22:14 Elliotw2 : Let's get more punching other robots in the face
    22:14 Mogs : It's worth checking.
    22:14 Blain : With all your hard earned harmonica money.
    22:15 remleduff : Why do steam-powered vehicles use gas?
    22:15 Adellios : Yakkety Traffic?
    22:15 Xtarath : Yes
    22:15 Adus : This needs Oblivion's fast travel
    22:15 rayofash : The graphics and style remind me of Megaman Legends and Tail Concerto
    22:15 Punfookl : Hahaha
    22:15 Blain : Can you get a less pink paint job?
    22:15 Xtarath : You can never escape
    22:15 Adus : No, the pink is excellent.
    22:16 Elliotw2 : Get a MORE pink paint job
    22:16 Blain : True.
    22:16 Adus : Neon pink
    22:16 Adus : Make it burn the retina
    22:16 Adellios : chartreuse
    22:16 Blain : With club sauce.
    22:17 Adus : I'm sure it was very interesting.
    22:17 Xtarath : You can repair
    22:17 Adellios : drillapede
    22:17 Xtarath : ?
    22:17 Elliotw2 : A spike train of death
    22:17 Xtarath : Owned
    22:17 Mogs : That is the rapetrain.
    22:17 Elliotw2 : ^
    22:17 Xtarath : Kill it
    22:17 Blain : It has no brakes!
    22:17 Adus : That thing makes a pretty nasty noise.
    22:18 Adus : What did it ever do to you?
    22:18 Xtarath : ran into him
    22:18 Adus : He jumped into it!
    22:18 Adellios : it was longer
    22:18 Xtarath : Purge
    22:18 Xtarath : Purge
    22:18 Xtarath : the pedes
    22:19 Mogs : Robot dancin
    22:19 Elliotw2 : Punch it
    22:19 Xtarath : Kill him
    22:19 Adus : I think this is the museum thing
    22:19 Blain : Yes. It's how you help the museum.
    22:20 Mogs : Kill some more rapetrains.
    22:20 Blain : Better than playing harmonica.
    22:21 Blain : Yep.
    22:21 Blain : The ranch is past the canyon.
    22:21 Xtarath : Lies
    22:21 Xtarath : That is scary
    22:21 Mogs : That is not a nice sound.
    22:21 Elliotw2 : Return of the Rape Train
    22:22 Adus : ROWAW ROAOW
    22:22 Elliotw2 : Loading
    22:22 Xtarath : Wowm trotmobiles and medicine
    22:22 Adus : I could make better music than this.
    22:22 Blain : Should I be embarrassed that I've played this game? :)
    22:22 Xtarath : Yes
    22:22 Blain : Hehe.
    22:22 Xtarath : Gandalf the trot?
    22:23 Mogs : The game of it actually looks half-decent.
    22:23 Elliotw2 : It looks like Final Fight, with giant robots
    22:23 Blain : It's not, Mogs.
    22:23 Mogs : But the music, dialogue and such...
    22:23 Adus : Except Ocarina doesn't have cool hats.
    22:23 Elliotw2 : Bring your own music
    22:23 Adus : Now Majora's Mask...
    22:23 Elliotw2 : Boom
    22:23 Zandracon : Wilbur brothers!
    22:23 Adellios : postmans hat?
    22:23 Adus : What an ***.
    22:23 Xtarath : End his life
    22:24 Mogs : *** crotch-slammed your trot.
    22:24 Adus : Act petty
    22:24 Zandracon : petty
    22:24 Mogs : Petty.
    22:24 Adellios : concerned
    22:24 Elliotw2 : Petty
    22:24 Punfookl : Petty
    22:24 Xtarath : pretty
    22:24 Elliotw2 : Free money!
    22:24 Mogs : Well, he is.
    22:24 Mogs : WOO
    22:24 Punfookl : Hahaha
    22:24 Xtarath : Yeah!
    22:24 Adus : Well he did fly into you.
    22:24 Jobastion : Didn't you just find that robot a day ago?
    22:25 Blain : Well, you can afford the flatbed (if you don't have to spend too much on fuel).
    22:25 Mogs : Salute.
    22:25 Mogs : Ahaha.
    22:25 Elliotw2 : zzz
    22:25 Adus : And by "nod" it means "Stare at his crotch"
    22:25 Xtarath : Why do they think it's called a trotmobile
    22:25 Elliotw2 : Ok
    22:25 Zandracon : It trots
    22:25 Zandracon : It's mobilr
    22:25 Elliotw2 : GIF time?
    22:25 Zandracon : mobile
    22:25 Adellios : if only a steel metal deathtrap could fly through the sky like birds
    22:25 Adus : CRUSH HIS DREAMS
    22:25 Punfookl : CRUSH HIS DREAMS
    22:25 Punfookl : DO IT
    22:25 Elliotw2 : CRUSH
    22:25 Mogs : CRUSH HIS DREAMS
    22:25 Xtarath : Crush
    22:25 Adellios : disinterested
    22:25 Elliotw2 : INTO ASHES
    22:25 vhsod : some horrible people here
    22:26 Mogs : Haha.
    22:26 Adus : Now crush his balls.
    22:26 Mogs : "Idiot."
    22:26 Blain : We're gamers. We want to see the flaming wreckage.
    22:26 Elliotw2 : Jetpack!
    22:26 Mogs : And it ties together!
    22:26 Adus : No, I didn't know, and relatedly, I didn't care.
    22:27 Elliotw2 : Let's try getting some JETPACK
    22:27 Blain : Hahah.
    22:27 Adellios : this can only end one way, in a horrible burning wreckage
    22:27 Xtarath : and masturbation
    22:27 Adus : I hope he falls into a canyon and explodes.
    22:27 Mogs : *** that noise.
    22:27 Adus : I'm sure you'll be hearing plenty more of it.
    22:28 Elliotw2 : Star plants
    22:28 Xtarath : mini-hedge
    22:28 Adellios : they grow 10 pixels a year
    22:28 Adus : Yeah
    22:28 Adellios : wait
    22:28 Elliotw2 : SHOUT
    22:28 Jobastion : shout
    22:28 Punfookl : Wait
    22:28 Xtarath : old geezer
    22:28 Blain : These are the things we can do without.
    22:28 Elliotw2 : If in doubt, shout i
    22:28 Jobastion : You know you make me wanna
    22:29 Mogs : Wait and stare at him.
    22:29 Mogs : Creepily.
    22:29 Adellios : haha
    22:29 Xtarath : Dick
    22:29 Adellios : is he making trotbot babies?
    22:29 Adus : This guy is going to cure his amnesia?
    22:29 Adus : He seems pretty senile himself.
    22:29 BL : WITH A MALLET
    22:29 Adus : CROTCHSTARE
    22:30 Adellios : hes senile
    22:30 Zandracon : x-ray vision
    22:30 Adellios : he sees things
    22:30 Xtarath : Booty letter
    22:30 Blain : depressed
    22:30 Elliotw2 : Invisi-letter can only be seen by crazy old men
    22:30 Xtarath : depressed
    22:30 Elliotw2 : Depressed
    22:30 Mogs : Depressed. Maybe he'll give us money to rape her happy.
    22:30 Punfookl : Depressed
    22:30 remleduff : Of course
    22:30 Adus : He's dead.
    22:30 Elliotw2 : Who?
    22:30 Elliotw2 : Make something up
    22:30 Adellios : confused
    22:30 Adus : I killed him.
    22:30 Adus : And ate his flesh.
    22:31 Xtarath : make something up
    22:31 Adellios : oh no a normal name!
    22:31 Elliotw2 : It's magic
    22:31 Blain : lie fail
    22:31 Mogs : 1 on a bluff check.
    22:31 Xtarath : Maybe she is the raper
    22:31 Elliotw2 : Uhh
    22:31 Elliotw2 : uhhh
    22:31 Blain : Nice, Mogs.
    22:31 remleduff : Yes
    22:31 Jobastion : Turn your head and cough
    22:31 Adellios : physician? I thought he fathered trotterbots
    22:31 Adus : Whatever you do, don't take off your pants for him.
    22:31 Adellios : yes
    22:31 Xtarath : Yes
    22:31 Blain : Of this game?
    22:31 Punfookl : Yes
    22:31 Elliotw2 : Yes
    22:31 Mogs : Yes.
    22:31 remleduff : Yes
    22:32 Elliotw2 : Yes
    22:32 Adellios : yes
    22:32 Jobastion : obviously
    22:32 Xtarath : Yes
    22:32 Blain : *** yes.
    22:32 Punfookl : Yes
    22:32 Mogs : *** YEAH
    22:32 remleduff : You obviously have AIDS
    22:32 Elliotw2 : Wha?
    22:32 Adellios : no
    22:32 Elliotw2 : Yes
    22:32 Jobastion : didn't he just ask these questions?
    22:32 Elliotw2 : NO
    22:32 Adus : Are you a sociopath?
    22:32 Mogs : No
    22:32 Punfookl : No
    22:32 Elliotw2 : Eat a lot
    22:32 Blain : Chew some valerian root.
    22:32 Xtarath : What
    22:32 Elliotw2 : Fill in blanks
    22:32 Zandracon : Fill in the blanks
    22:32 Adellios : match game!
    22:32 Mogs : Fill in the blanks.
    22:32 Xtarath : Fill in the blanks
    22:32 Elliotw2 : More making up stuffs
    22:32 Adus : Fill in what blanks?
    22:32 remleduff : These are significant choices that will effect the course of this game
    22:32 Jobastion : Fill in the blanks with ninjas
    22:32 Adus : Okay
    22:32 Punfookl : Where's that little "Remember memory" ability from Raw Danger?
    22:33 Elliotw2 : Heh
    22:33 Adus : So he used to be a cow.
    22:33 Xtarath : He's a dog!
    22:33 Xtarath : Whoops
    22:33 Elliotw2 : Ok, that's crazy
    22:33 Adus : This dialogue is epic.
    22:33 Xtarath : old coot
    22:33 Mogs : Ahaha.
    22:33 Elliotw2 : Boom goes flapper
    22:33 Adellios : Ohhhhhnooooo
    22:33 Adus : Better go check your trot
    22:33 Mogs : Random explosion.
    22:33 Mogs : BROTHER!
    22:33 Blain : Penguins can't fly. Penguins can't fly!
    22:33 Adus : It's getting a ticket.
    22:34 Elliotw2 : Yes, that's my pink robot car
    22:34 Adus : You parked in the handicap zone. Idiot.
    22:34 Xtarath : I think this supposed to be emotional
    22:34 Xtarath : It's just an instinct
    22:34 Jobastion : In the real world, you use science to create death rays
    22:34 Elliotw2 : MORAL LESSON
    22:34 Blain : This is lovely. MST3K: The Game
    22:34 Elliotw2 : No one cares

    22:34 Elliotw2 : Rosemary?
    22:34 Xtarath : Throw it away
    22:34 cj_iwakura : What is going on?
    22:34 Zandracon : The mother I'm guessing
    22:34 Adellios : her mom?
    22:34 Jobastion : peells here?
    22:34 Mogs : Why do we get medicine?
    22:35 Elliotw2 : The talky *** from MGS2?
    22:35 Xtarath : It's her mom
    22:35 Adus : No
    22:35 Adellios : Try to take over the world?
    22:35 Elliotw2 : You play L4D? We need to play together sometime
    22:35 Mogs : Was there a chest up there?
    22:35 Adus : Go back up
    22:35 Adus : There was a chest.
    22:35 Xtarath : Back up
    22:35 Xtarath : Go go go
    22:35 Adus : Up stairs
    22:35 Mogs : Up up.
    22:35 Xtarath : Up
    22:35 Mogs : On the other side.
    22:36 Xtarath : What would you do without us
    22:36 cj_iwakura : I play L4D sometimes
    22:36 Zandracon : More music!
    22:36 Elliotw2 : Trumpet
    22:36 cj_iwakura : We should form an SMT team
    22:36 Xtarath : You would be like helloween
    22:36 Mogs : Moar moosick.
    22:36 cj_iwakura : Zephyr_Fate plays too
    22:36 Elliotw2 : Would be fun
    22:36 Elliotw2 : Assuming you mean PC version
    22:36 Xtarath : Rusty trumpet?
    22:36 Adellios : You got a trumpet!
    22:36 Elliotw2 : Now you can play real music
    22:36 Jobastion : I must say, I do like that this game recognizes your thievery
    22:36 Adus : Da na na naaaaaaaa
    22:37 cj_iwakura : Yep, PC
    22:37 Blain : I'd wait until town. You won't make any money out here.
    22:37 Elliotw2 : Complex mess
    22:37 cj_iwakura : The chickens will tip you
    22:37 Xtarath : I've heard that song before
    22:37 Elliotw2 : The music doesn't even match up to the boxes
    22:37 Xtarath : it sounds like another game
    22:38 Xtarath : Think guys
    22:38 Adellios : its glass
    22:38 Punfookl : Actually, the trumpet keys were going along with the musifc
    22:38 Punfookl : music
    22:38 Blain : It is water.
    22:38 Mogs : It's Arsenal Gear.
    22:38 Elliotw2 : I want to hear the R-Type theme at some point
    22:38 Blain : Out of gas.
    22:39 Xtarath : It is your brother
    22:39 Adellios : best voiceacting right there
    22:39 Adus : You probably have to walk
    22:39 Elliotw2 : Walk to town, buy a gas can and gas
    22:39 Blain : Walking would be the most boring, so probably that.
    22:39 Adus : And I can't see it being much slower than this.
    22:39 Adellios : probably what its like in real life
    22:40 Adus : Well that sure was dramatic.
    22:40 Elliotw2 : Boss Battle
    22:40 Adellios : take the higher ground
    22:40 Elliotw2 : Called it
    22:40 Xtarath : I'm pretty sure they stole their main theme from Ocarina
    22:40 Elliotw2 : Rape Train Super
    22:40 Mogs : KING RAPETRAIN
    22:40 Xtarath : Like the castle town
    22:40 Adus : What bosslike music.
    22:41 cj_iwakura : That is some... peppy boss music
    22:41 Adellios : who puts platforms on a tunneling device?
    22:41 Adus : oh you're scrweed
    22:42 Xtarath : You can do it
    22:42 Xtarath : nevermind
    22:43 Adus : likely
    22:43 Blain : Hahaha.
    22:43 Mogs : Gimp bot.
    22:43 Xtarath : Vanilla and his cripple bot
    22:43 Elliotw2 : Kerblam
    22:43 Mogs : Haha
    22:43 Lemon : Out of fuel too?
    22:44 Adus : Just put yourself out of your misery
    22:44 Xtarath : This is like watching him play SotC
    22:44 Adellios : eat some bread to restore your health
    22:44 Lemon : Jump into the blades, end it!
    22:44 Xtarath : Awwww
    22:44 Adus : GET READY
    22:44 Punfookl : That's some cheery game over music
    22:45 Elliotw2 : Oh, title screen is pain
    22:45 Monthenor : So that's what the game over screen looks like...
    22:45 Xtarath : You can be a bad guy if you want
    22:45 Elliotw2 : Complete pain
    22:45 Jobastion : The band is terrible, nouely is punishment
    22:45 Blain : Yes.
    22:45 Elliotw2 : I would mash X
    22:45 Adellios : go into his shop
    22:45 Mogs : Yeah. Right before we left.
    22:46 Elliotw2 : Free gas/HP
    22:46 Elliotw2 : Umm
    22:46 Adus : What..?
    22:46 Xtarath : Stage arm
    22:46 Elliotw2 : Shield maybe?
    22:46 Elliotw2 : Yep, shield
    22:46 Blain : It lets you do better street performances.
    22:46 Xtarath : This time it's personal
    22:47 Mogs : Yes.
    22:47 Mogs : Loot.
    22:47 Punfookl : Loot
    22:47 Monthenor : Boss
    22:47 Xtarath : Stealing is fun
    22:47 Adellios : steal the traffic cone
    22:47 Elliotw2 : Steal the cheese
    22:47 Adellios : how unsanitary
    22:47 Xtarath : Sheep cheese?!
    22:47 Monthenor : sweet
    22:47 Adus : oh yes
    22:47 Mogs : YESSSSS
    22:47 Elliotw2 : Equip
    22:48 Blain : So long, cowboy hat.
    22:48 Lemon : Free hats, everywhere you go!
    22:48 Xtarath : Pimp supreme
    22:48 Blain : The Urban Sombrero.
    22:48 Monthenor : YES
    22:48 Monthenor : HAH
    22:48 Xtarath : Connie will be so impressed
    22:48 Elliotw2 : Bottom
    22:48 Adus : You callin me a thief!?
    22:48 Lemon : Bandito.
    22:48 Mogs : Last one.
    22:48 Adus : I should rape you for that.
    22:48 Adellios : hallway
    22:48 Xtarath : Girlfriend we already did last one
    22:48 Mogs : That doesn't get old.
    22:49 Adellios : bunny hop
    22:49 Xtarath : who is the bandit now?
    22:49 Adus : Don't fail this time.
    22:49 Blain : Bandito.
    22:49 Punfookl : And then as soon as the boss battle starts, he's out of fuel
    22:50 Blain : /me starts singing Desperado.
    22:50 Xtarath : One cabbelaro?
    22:50 Blain : roll cage?
    22:50 Adellios : why get your bot wrecked when someone else can fight for you
    22:50 Elliotw2 : Rape Train Super : Redux
    22:51 Blain : It's mostly for show. :P
    22:51 Lemon : Smack him around with that thing (A lamp?)
    22:51 Adus : Don't fall.
    22:51 Blain : Take no prisoners!
    22:51 Xtarath : Stage *** sla[
    22:51 Adellios : punch the missles
    22:51 Xtarath : slap*
    22:51 Adus : I SAID DON'T
    22:51 Elliotw2 : Fail
    22:52 Blain : Stage Arm FTW!
    22:52 Monthenor : who's the rapetrain NOW?!
    22:52 Xtarath : When the rape train's a rockin'?
    22:52 Adellios : I wish everything exploded into money
    22:52 Elliotw2 : To Irem: Stick with shooters
    22:53 Monthenor : to Elliotw2: only after they give us the Bumpy Trot 2
    22:53 Elliotw2 : PS3?
    22:53 Blain : I thought it was PSP.
    22:53 Elliotw2 : I knew they had one on the PSP
    22:53 Adus : It's chalk
    22:53 Elliotw2 : I want a new real R-Type game
    22:53 Blain : Ah. I hadn't heard.
    22:53 cj_iwakura : The PSP one is some kind of battle tournament
    22:53 Blain : Or cared.
    22:53 Adus : "Damn right it does"
    22:53 Xtarath : Oh no, that's electricity
    22:53 Elliotw2 : Not remakes or TBS
    22:54 cj_iwakura : So... this is tied to Etrian Odyssey?
    22:54 Adus : "I unearth something huge everytime I undo my pants"
    22:54 Adellios : they just want to make you feel important
    22:54 Adus : haha
    22:54 Xtarath : dude can repair your mech
    22:54 Elliotw2 : I still need to play EO
    22:54 Elliotw2 : I have their PSP game though
    22:55 Xtarath : Only settle for gold grill
    22:55 Mogs : Axe people?
    22:55 Mogs : Back.
    22:55 Adellios : Too busy playing Crimson Gem Saga to buy Class of Heroes sadly
    22:55 Elliotw2 : Class of Heroes is great
    22:55 Adellios : I really enjoyed it, on the last chapter now. Its kinda short though
    22:55 Adellios : good VA and dialog though
    22:55 Elliotw2 : It's Etrain Odyssey, with widescreen and more customization
    22:56 Monthenor : is Crimson Gem Saga about the Juggernaut?
    22:56 Monthenor : because it should be
    22:56 Punfookl : Ah, then it should be good
    22:56 Punfookl : EO was pretty good
    22:56 cj_iwakura : Class of heroes has no dungeon BGM :(
    22:56 Elliotw2 : That doesn't bother me that much actually
    22:56 Xtarath : Robo rape?
    22:56 Adus : Are you sure you should be hitting it>?
    22:56 Elliotw2 : I just have something playing in the background
    22:56 Adellios : Its um a sequel to Astonisha Story I think
    22:56 cj_iwakura : How's the story?
    22:56 Xtarath : lolz
    22:56 Monthenor : you have to duct tape two flatbeds together
    22:57 Lemon : More archeology should be done by punching, really.
    22:57 Xtarath : buy another flat bed
    22:57 Adellios : punching is the manly way
    22:57 Xtarath : You can afford it
    22:57 Elliotw2 : That flatbed looks like things would fly off by walking
    22:57 Xtarath : I think
    22:57 Adus : You're gonna buy another then figure out that just having 2 doesn't mean anything.
    22:57 Adellios : he said you could buy a large one after buying two I think
    22:57 Xtarath : he did
    22:57 Xtarath : buy it
    22:57 Elliotw2 : Hah
    22:57 Xtarath : do eet
    22:58 Adus : It looks like a nut.
    22:58 Monthenor : and you play trumpet
    22:58 Punfookl : And you play really bad music
    22:58 Mogs : Don't forget all the attempted raping.
    22:58 Blain : Admittedly, roughly half of that is the fault of the people in chat.
    22:58 Adellios : put it on that train thing?
    22:58 Xtarath : That is only for tains
    22:58 Blain : The museum.
    22:59 Xtarath : blain
    22:59 Blain : Go to town.
    22:59 Elliotw2 : Fossils go to the museum
    22:59 Lemon : Take it to the pile of rubble formerly known as a museum.
    22:59 Xtarath : Afro XV
    22:59 Blain : It was late 2007 that I played it. So there'll be a lot I don't remember.
    23:00 Adus : ...
    23:00 Xtarath : ride your ride?
    23:00 Xtarath : oh noes
    23:00 Elliotw2 : Wait?
    23:00 Adellios : you got taken to a church?
    23:00 Punfookl : Why couldn't you beat the crap out of them?
    23:00 Xtarath : Rape!
    23:00 Elliotw2 : They took your robot by standing in front of you not being in their robots?
    23:00 Blain : You're an angsty blond guy.
    23:00 Blain : You can't fight.
    23:00 Adellios : remember him
    23:00 Elliotw2 : Why didn't you step on them?
    23:00 Adellios : he'll only stutter more
    23:00 Adus : make something up
    23:00 Xtarath : remember
    23:00 Mogs : Make something up.
    23:01 Monthenor : make it up
    23:01 Punfookl : Make something up
    23:01 Adellios : told you
    23:01 Mogs : Meh. Making things up is kinda boring.
    23:01 Blain : sewer
    23:01 Adellios : sewer
    23:01 Xtarath : the sewer
    23:01 Punfookl : Fishin'
    23:01 Mogs : sewer.
    23:01 Adus : Freak
    23:01 Blain : With my sombrero.
    23:02 Mogs : You know. Sleeping with the *** fumes.
    23:02 Blain : Sombrero: The Ultimate Nap Hat
    23:02 remleduff : OMG, what happened to your hat?!
    23:02 Monthenor : uh oh, now we've got rape coming
    23:02 Adus : NO WAY
    23:02 Xtarath : The priest might be a better rapist then you
    23:02 Mogs : Haha, you guys got occupied by ***.
    23:02 cj_iwakura : How dare those killer elephants!
    23:02 cj_iwakura : Ewan Mcgregor?
    23:02 Blain : Xtarath: So you're saying we have to kill him to secure our standing?
    23:02 Lemon : Go play a sweet church organ solo.
    23:02 Adus : Aye, ye should
    23:02 Xtarath : Yes
    23:03 Xtarath : or rape him
    23:03 Xtarath : it doesn't matter
    23:03 Blain : We'll teach him!
    23:03 Punfookl : This is a sneaking mission
    23:03 remleduff : Steambot is the world's first HD hat simulation
    23:03 Xtarath : Stand in fron of them
    23:03 Xtarath : front*
    23:03 Blain : They might be good tippers. They just looted a town.
    23:04 Adus : Honey, I'm home
    23:04 Mogs : Are they obeying the traffic laws too?
    23:04 Xtarath : dead
    23:04 Adus : That's too mean
    23:04 Monthenor : hide
    23:04 remleduff : Such a tough choice
    23:04 Blain : Mogs: Yes.
    23:04 Xtarath : hide the medicine
    23:04 Punfookl : Give her medicine
    23:04 Adellios : give
    23:04 Mogs : Yes we do.
    23:04 remleduff : We have the lack of heart to hide it
    23:04 Adus : Give it to her, for rape dollars
    23:04 Xtarath : hide hide hide
    23:04 cj_iwakura : ...Hide
    23:04 remleduff : No, it's a trick!
    23:04 Mogs : Aww.
    23:04 cj_iwakura : [It was spiked with arsenic]
    23:04 Adus : Wo-oah
    23:04 Blain : Forget Me Now
    23:04 Lemon : You're a bunch of cruel ***.
    23:05 Adellios : theres that frying pan again
    23:05 Adellios : I think shes crazy
    23:05 Adus : They're so dumb and mean and poopy.
    23:05 Xtarath : Why does she always have a pan?
    23:05 Elliotw2 : Take her pan and bash the hell out of them
    23:05 Mogs : Except break the law!
    23:05 Adus : Because she's a woman, Xarath
    23:05 remleduff : I can't believe those dumb __(insert name here)___
    23:05 Xtarath : Oh yeah, I forgot
    23:05 Adellios : shes their leader
    23:05 Adus : She knows her rightful place.
    23:05 Xtarath : She was once their prostitute
    23:06 Mogs : "***, check this sombrero. I can beat these dudes."
    23:06 Adus : Rock and roll
    23:06 Mogs : Rock and roll
    23:06 Blain : Invisiwater.
    23:06 Mogs : Goddamnit, Adus. =P
    23:06 Blain : Er, rock and roll.
    23:06 Xtarath : It's segration
    23:06 Elliotw2 : Step on someone!
    23:06 Mogs : These are the most polite douchebags ever.
    23:07 Adus : No but you can FEEL IT
    23:07 Blain : Nice.
    23:07 Xtarath : traffic jam
    23:07 Mogs : Militant and everything, and they practically raped the city, but they obey the traffic laws and don't run over people in the road.
    23:07 Xtarath : church?
    23:07 remleduff : Talk to a bum on the bench
    23:08 Elliotw2 : Go steal somene's mech
    23:08 Elliotw2 : Then smash ***
    23:08 Adus : One guy is slacking and the other is monitoring but they're doing the same thing.
    23:08 Blain : Yeah.
    23:08 Adellios : cause residential damage which you will have to pay for in order to unlock other sidequests
    23:08 remleduff : You only play mech-sized harmonicas?
    23:09 Mogs : You play near your mech in case somebody boos you.
    23:09 Mogs : Because then you can jump in and step on them.
    23:09 Lemon : To the bar!
    23:09 Xtarath : back to the dude
    23:09 Xtarath : yes
    23:10 remleduff : Make giant omelettes
    23:10 Adellios : have a giant breakfast
    23:10 cj_iwakura : I kind of like this BGM
    23:10 Blain : Recruiter in the bar.
    23:10 Punfookl : Iwakura: Yeah, I do too actually
    23:10 remleduff : Couldn't the PS2 do much better quality midi than this?
    23:10 Xtarath : this is 2006
    23:10 cj_iwakura : Reminds me of the Emon music from Magna Carta
    23:10 Xtarath : after SotC
    23:10 Blain : So yes.
    23:10 Adellios : GTA:Afroburg
    23:11 Elliotw2 : My cat is attacking you
    23:11 Xtarath : strip club
    23:11 Blain : Yeah. It's a side quest.
    23:11 Mogs : He's 'eccentric'.
    23:11 Lemon : Pretty sure the hotel has a bar.
    23:11 Blain : Bar.
    23:12 Monthenor : the bar
    23:12 Adus : You need to get smashed.
    23:12 Xtarath : look at the text kase
    23:12 Blain : Recruiter in the bar.
    23:12 remleduff : You jerk, not using crosswalks
    23:12 Monthenor : you're infiltrating the KEs
    23:12 Adus : This game desperately needs the merchant from RE4.
    23:13 Xtarath : rape
    23:13 Elliotw2 : With sausage?
    23:13 Blain : I thought there was a below ground bar. Checking GameFAQs.
    23:13 Elliotw2 : "sausage" or sausage?
    23:13 Lemon : Vanilla loves that innkeeper's sausage.
    23:13 cj_iwakura : Where's everybody going?...bingo?
    23:13 Monthenor : yeah, isn't there a bar you need a password for?
    23:13 remleduff : Did you start punching everyone instead of kneeling and kissing their hands?
    23:14 Blain : Yeah. Aphrodite Bar.
    23:14 Adellios : Thats a nice hat you got stranger.
    23:14 Adellios : sewer
    23:14 Blain : No.
    23:14 Blain : That's just part of the inn.
    23:14 Elliotw2 : NO
    23:14 Elliotw2 : RUN
    23:14 remleduff : Oh yay, more music
    23:14 Blain : It's near here. But I don't know how to tell you.
    23:14 Monthenor : start checking buildings you don't have identified yet
    23:15 Xtarath : Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
    23:15 Blain : I think it's on the square near the inn.
    23:15 Adellios : apartment
    23:15 Elliotw2 : Better clothes
    23:15 Adus : Pink Dress
    23:15 Lemon : FABULOUS.
    23:15 Adus : Wow it's expensive.
    23:15 Monthenor : ha, I went full snob in my game
    23:15 Punfookl : PINK DRESS
    23:15 Monthenor : it's magnificent
    23:16 Xtarath : So pricey
    23:16 Monthenor : and dresses are only to give to girlfriends, sadly
    23:16 Xtarath : Suit it up
    23:16 Adus : Suit
    23:16 Punfookl : Aw
    23:16 Monthenor : not for Vanilla
    23:16 Mogs : Yeah, Snob suit.
    23:16 Adellios : running shoes
    23:16 Xtarath : sell your cow boy hat?
    23:16 Monthenor : use the dressing room to test the suit...okay not
    23:16 remleduff : You're the only person in town wearing a hat
    23:16 Punfookl : It looks like a loading screen
    23:17 Xtarath : Still get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
    23:17 remleduff : It's a very dark room
    23:17 Blain : Downstairs.
    23:17 Monthenor : downstairs
    23:17 remleduff : You have terrible night vision
    23:17 cj_iwakura : There's potions for that
    23:17 Xtarath : strippers?
    23:17 Adus : Sexy
    23:17 Xtarath : hehe
    23:17 Lemon : There's always a drunk guard, if Timesplitters taught us anything.
    23:17 Monthenor : oh yeah, the pool minigame
    23:18 Mogs : Everyday he's hustlin
    23:18 Elliotw2 : Kick his ***
    I thought hustlers were not supposed to be obvious
    23:18 Blain : Every Day I'm Hustlin'!
    23:18 Elliotw2 : Careful, if you mess it up, you get killed
    23:18 remleduff : What happened to DMX?
    23:18 cj_iwakura : Kas, no one is ever going to read this chatlog
    23:18 cj_iwakura : It's like 300 pages
    23:18 Xtarath : It's not Elona Blain
    23:18 Xtarath : Err Eliot
    23:19 Xtarath : They will wonder who Kaseius is talking to.
    23:19 Punfookl : Where's Viaos when you need him
    23:20 Monthenor : jesus I wasted so much time playing billiards
    23:20 Monthenor : you hafta sink them in numeric order
    23:20 Xtarath : Even GTA IV pool was better
    23:20 Mogs : You're playing Nine Ball.
    23:21 Blain : Your new nickname will be Fats.
    23:21 Adus : You broke your pool hymen.
    23:21 Adellios : I bet its the last guy you talk to
    23:21 Mogs : wordswordswords
    23:21 Lemon : I like the uniform facial hair, come to think of it.
    23:22 Xtarath : This is like Pokemon
    23:22 Mogs : Yay, paperwork to join a street gang.
    23:22 Xtarath : With the leader and everything
    23:22 Adus : I did
    23:22 Xtarath : Hey,
    23:22 Xtarath : I thought it first
    23:23 Monthenor : look at something!
    23:23 Monthenor : then whip it out
    23:23 Adellios : its blank!
    23:23 Adus : Donut
    23:23 Lemon : "No sorry, you can't join. Not enough references."
    23:23 Blain : And I hate your hat.
    23:23 Adus : Be dramatic
    23:23 Xtarath : Killer elephants blasting off again!
    23:23 Adellios : Idaho
    23:23 Monthenor : dramatic!
    23:24 Xtarath : be dramatic
    23:24 Punfookl : Dramatic
    23:24 Mogs : More drama for your momma.
    23:24 Monthenor : rape!
    23:24 distributed by : thik about it
    23:24 Blain : lie succeed
    23:24 Adellios : devious
    23:24 Monthenor : devious
    23:24 Punfookl : Devious
    23:24 Xtarath : devious
    23:24 Elliotw2 : "To kill all of you"
    23:24 Mogs : Devious.
    23:24 Adellios : they want thugs, they dont want people who can think
    23:24 Lemon : Gotta these answers at my next interview.
    23:25 distributed by : cooking
    23:25 Adus : The MOOOON
    23:25 Adellios : the moon
    23:25 Monthenor : the moon
    23:25 Lemon : *Gotta try
    23:25 Xtarath : the moon
    23:25 Elliotw2 : Moon
    23:25 Punfookl : Cooking
    23:25 Mogs : The moon.
    23:25 Adellios : Bang Zoom! Strait to the Moon!
    23:25 Xtarath : But that's his name!
    23:26 cj_iwakura : I'm picturing Ryu as a retired homemaker
    23:26 distributed by : why the hell do you have a sombrero
    23:26 cj_iwakura : Sitting behind a stove with a sad face
    23:26 distributed by : is this japanimexico
    23:26 cj_iwakura : While Ayane's out killing
    23:26 Elliotw2 : LIFELINE
    23:26 cj_iwakura : No more
    23:26 Monthenor : why wouldn't he have a sombrero?
    23:26 cj_iwakura : Please god no
    23:26 Adus : Up to you
    23:26 Adellios : godhand
    23:26 Punfookl : Lifeline
    23:26 Xtarath : life line is funny
    23:26 Punfookl : Oh god Lifeline
    23:26 cj_iwakura : Lifeline
    23:26 Elliotw2 : Lifeline
    23:26 Zandracon : lifeline - voice action adventure
    23:26 Adus : Lifeline needs to be on a new day
    23:26 cj_iwakura : Folklore
    23:26 Blain : double bag it
    23:27 Xtarath : yay
    23:27 Blain : Hehehe.
    23:27 Elliotw2 : Sure
    23:27 distributed by : no my life is nothing without this

    So now we're doing Lifeline instead, I think.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Thanks for watching everyone who showed up!

    The video clips for both Steambot and Lifeline are on-demand at the website.

    Next time for streaming is going to be 06/19 at 6PM PST (9PM EST) again.

    Be prepared, because X gon' give it to ya.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The shutter thing got me the first time too, Kas.

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So I guess timing had nothing to do with it at all...

    My bad :oops:

    Edit: I'll be there Friday too, to give you more false information.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Xtarath wrote: »
    So I guess timing had nothing to do with it at all...

    My bad :oops:

    Timing had EVERYTHING to do with it.

    He had to wait until it prompted him to press it. That's timing. :P

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Well, never mind then. It looks at though we shall continue to shout stomach! as well.

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Xtarath wrote: »
    So I guess timing had nothing to do with it at all...

    My bad :oops:

    Timing had EVERYTHING to do with it.

    He had to wait until it prompted him to press it. That's timing. :P

    No, timing had nothing to do with it -- I had to push square and then select Close. I was just pushing square twice which was selecting Open instead. :oops:

    And Xtarath, how in the blazes am I supposed to pronounce that? zz-tar-ath?

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  • MonthenorMonthenor Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I eagerly await more Lifeline, but the "relaxing non-linear" aspects of Steambot might make it dull to watch. As in, grinding.

    Regardless! I went good-guy for my playthrough a few years back, it'll be interesting to see a game with PA forum hooligans making the decisions.

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kaseius wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    Xtarath wrote: »
    So I guess timing had nothing to do with it at all...

    My bad :oops:

    Timing had EVERYTHING to do with it.

    He had to wait until it prompted him to press it. That's timing. :P

    No, timing had nothing to do with it -- I had to push square and then select Close. I was just pushing square twice which was selecting Open instead. :oops:

    And Xtarath, how in the blazes am I supposed to pronounce that? zz-tar-ath?

    Well, when I say it to myself I say X(just like the letter)-tuh(like the first part in tug)-rath(like wrath).

    I didn't realize until after I chose the name that it was terribly inconvenient for everyone to say, so I don't mind you you shorten it to X or just Xt.

    Yes, I am also excited for the next part in the live stream, though it seems that we folks at PA have a penchant for being mean, as evidence when a lot of us voted to hide the medicine from Connie's mother. :P

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Monthenor wrote: »
    I eagerly await more Lifeline, but the "relaxing non-linear" aspects of Steambot might make it dull to watch. As in, grinding.

    Regardless! I went good-guy for my playthrough a few years back, it'll be interesting to see a game with PA forum hooligans making the decisions.

    Well, if everyone is like "holy shit kaseius these chronicles are super boring" we can just switch to Lifeline or something like that. :wink:

    EX-TUH-WRATH

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  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    oh hey

    Steambot Chronicles

    I played this game, it seemed like it would be pretty cool, but then it turns out that the Steambots control like shit

    oh well

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    10 minutes until we play this again.

    livestream.com/kaseius

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Those who prefer Lifeline to Steambot, it should begin in a few. Same stream.

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  • PrincepeachPrincepeach Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    As one of the maybe ten people who bought and played Lifeline to completion, I'm saddened that livestream.com crashes both firefox and IE.

    Anyone know of this problem or if there is a quick fix?

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Thanks again to all who showed up -- I decided that I'm much less entertaining on livestreams. I guess I feel like I want to leave a lot of the talking up to the viewers who make funny comments, you guys are hilarious sometimes. :D

    On Demand for late viewers should be up soon, if not now.

    Which day should the next stream be and what time? Sunday is probably not the best for some people since they work the next day, right?

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm going out of town for a week and a half, so I am looking forward to catching up on all the Steambot and LifeLine goodness.

    Good luck with the next few!

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Well, I should probably play these again sometime. Let's play some more tonight at 6PM PST again. I can make it earlier if that's too late for you working gents.

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  • elliotw2elliotw2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I shall be there to watch and comment

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Starting this up in a few minutes.

    www.livestream.com/kaseius

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  • npc.EXEnpc.EXE Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I missed it!
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  • elliotw2elliotw2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Good show as usual Kaseius. I'd love to play our usual MGO match, but I'm on your side of the US right now

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  • KaseiusKaseius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    elliotw2 wrote: »
    Good show as usual Kaseius. I'd love to play our usual MGO match, but I'm on your side of the US right now

    Nice, where at exactly?
    npc.EXE wrote: »
    I missed it!
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    You'll still be able to watch it on demand! :wink:

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