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New Comic 6/15/09 Jim Darkmagic

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    More like Jim Dorkmagic am I right people

    more liek robofago

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  • LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    It would be great if the lookouts were child robots with outlawed AI and Jim was leading them into the woods to solve a murder mystery. They should do that instead.
    Jim was the murderer.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Imagine that a man is juggling while standing on a pile of conscious, scowling heads. Only he's not juggling balls, he's juggling concepts, like poverty and flavor. As you watch him, you are shaken by the unprovable yet unnerving sensation that there is, somewhere, a secret third hand, juggling a perverse cadre of unballs.

    This is my favorite newspost in a while I think

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jim Darkmagic is the Dan Hibiki of the occult.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the newspost on friday where he's like "I'm working on all this shit and I can't even tell anyone about it for months, it's so goddamn frustrating" was pretty intriguing
    Maybe its a comic for Diablo 3 and he knows the release date.

    I know I would be frustrated if I knew such things and could not tell.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    the newspost on friday where he's like "I'm working on all this shit and I can't even tell anyone about it for months, it's so goddamn frustrating" was pretty intriguing

    Context.
    We've got two more Paint the Line stories essentially ready to go, and two more Cadobodo Tubu Samudai tales to relate, but the opportunity to investigate (and to respect) the bizarre fungi that cluster on the undercarriage of our streamlined process was irresistible. We don't really have time for it, truth be told; we're up to our asses in work, all of it mysterious, tinkered on beneath the ruthless gaze of multiple non-disclosure agreements. The relationship we've developed is very funny to me, and by we, I mean you and I. For some reason, my work isn't real unless I show it to you.

    Everything we're working on won't be seen for months; it's excruciating. I'm writing constantly, and I have nothing to show for it.

    So you see the line you are misremembering is about the storylines they are working on as filler for while they are at conventions. Also I only just now noticed that Tycho spelled Cardboard Tube Samurai all funky.

    uh no, the line I'm remembering is the reason they can't do all this storyline stuff is that they're busy doing stuff that is under non-disclosure agreements

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    hey ori hey ori

    i think i want to learn to paint

    cool!

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm pretty confident there isn't a release date for DIII yet

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    voted for lookouts but I think like most people, I ain't gonna throw a bitchfit if my selection doesn't win

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    even though I voted for automata I'm kind of wanting Jim Darkmagic to pull an upset

    sadly I think he's the ross perot of this particular election

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    it actually would be pretty wonderful if jim darkmagic won, because it has the highest chance to cause a shitstorm, and there's nothing funnier than someone raging for no goddamn reason at all

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The Jim Darkmagic shitstorm would be hilarious

    Not that I don't like Jim, but he's less of a departure from their normal stuff

    So it would be like when they venture into continuity sometimes

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    also I feel like showing these one at a time may actually have biased the vote

    people were deciding which ones they liked before they saw all three

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    voted for lookouts but I think like most people, I ain't gonna throw a bitchfit if my selection doesn't win

    I'll throw a bitchfit if Lookouts wins

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  • Spicy_RevSpicy_Rev Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    While nerdrage is funny, I think Lookouts has the most potential. I know it has been said before but I like Automata the first time I saw it, when it was called Blade Runner.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    voted for lookouts but I think like most people, I ain't gonna throw a bitchfit if my selection doesn't win

    I'll throw a bitchfit if Lookouts wins

    now it'll just get more votes

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I'm pretty confident there isn't a release date for DIII yet
    My point exactly.

    Or something like that.

    Also that newspost bit, while awesome, is undoubtedly going to spur another several threads all over the forum where people post asking Tycho why he is so verbose.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    voted for lookouts but I think like most people, I ain't gonna throw a bitchfit if my selection doesn't win

    I'll throw a bitchfit if Lookouts wins

    i'll throw a chair at you if you throw a bitchfit

    Quoth on
  • Zetetic ElenchZetetic Elench Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Spicy_Rev wrote: »
    While nerdrage is funny, I think Lookouts has the most potential. I know it has been said before but I like Automata the first time I saw it, when it was called Blade Runner.

    Yeah man, that Director's Cut where BladeRunner was set in the 1930's with undertones of segregation and had Deckard teamed up with a replicant to solve murders was some hot shit.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    voted for this like 700 times

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Spicy_Rev wrote: »
    While nerdrage is funny, I think Lookouts has the most potential. I know it has been said before but I like Automata the first time I saw it, when it was called Blade Runner.
    I'm sorry, I don't speak retard so I can't make sense of your post

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Spicy_Rev wrote: »
    While nerdrage is funny, I think Lookouts has the most potential. I know it has been said before but I like Automata the first time I saw it, when it was called Blade Runner.

    but automata is nothing like blade runner

    except it's dark and science fictiony

    I mean, that dude is plainly a robot, no test needed

    and he's not running from anyone, or making origami unicorns or anything

    did you even see blade runner

    or anything

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    voted for lookouts but I think like most people, I ain't gonna throw a bitchfit if my selection doesn't win

    I'll throw a bitchfit if Lookouts wins

    i'll throw a chair at you if you throw a bitchfit

    I'll throw you if you throw a chair

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    voted for lookouts but I think like most people, I ain't gonna throw a bitchfit if my selection doesn't win

    I'll throw a bitchfit if Lookouts wins

    that's because you're a turd sandwich that's past its sell-by date

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  • GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    I want all 3!

    But it was a tough call between automata and jim. I think what shoe said about him being the Dan Hibiki of the occult is perfect.

    Grath on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Spicy_Rev wrote: »
    While nerdrage is funny, I think Lookouts has the most potential. I know it has been said before but I like Automata the first time I saw it, when it was called Blade Runner.

    but automata is nothing like blade runner

    except it's dark and science fictiony

    I mean, that dude is plainly a robot, no test needed

    and he's not running from anyone, or making origami unicorns or anything

    did you even see blade runner

    or anything
    a friend mentioned it to him once
    he didn't need to see it since he's already seen The Matrix

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  • GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Spicy_Rev wrote: »
    While nerdrage is funny, I think Lookouts has the most potential. I know it has been said before but I like Automata the first time I saw it, when it was called Blade Runner.

    but automata is nothing like blade runner

    except it's dark and science fictiony

    I mean, that dude is plainly a robot, no test needed

    and he's not running from anyone, or making origami unicorns or anything

    did you even see blade runner

    or anything

    the funny part is, i'm guessing he felt incredibly witty when he wrote that post.

    Grath on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    he got dat mad saikyo style

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    voted for lookouts but I think like most people, I ain't gonna throw a bitchfit if my selection doesn't win

    I'll throw a bitchfit if Lookouts wins

    i'll throw a chair at you if you throw a bitchfit

    I'll throw you if you throw a chair

    i'll throw up if you throw me

    Quoth on
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What are these last three comics for?

    I have no idea what is even going on.

    Bedlam on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    voted for lookouts but I think like most people, I ain't gonna throw a bitchfit if my selection doesn't win

    I'll throw a bitchfit if Lookouts wins

    that's because you're a turd sandwich that's past its sell-by date

    I really won't

    Lookouts just doesn't interest me at all

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  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    to the guy who compared automata to balde runner: what

    now if you had said that it was basically Asimov's Robot Detective Novels drawn in a 30's noir style, then you'd have something

    something fucking awesome

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    they should show a screening of blade runner at PAX this year

    where's Khoo tell him to make that shit happen

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    voted for lookouts but I think like most people, I ain't gonna throw a bitchfit if my selection doesn't win

    I'll throw a bitchfit if Lookouts wins

    i'll throw a chair at you if you throw a bitchfit

    I'll throw you if you throw a chair

    i'll throw up if you throw me
    wiggin can't throw you
    and I'm not saying you're fat, I'm saying he's a punk

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    they should show a screening of blade runner at PAX this year

    where's Khoo tell him to make that shit happen
    that would be fantastic, but then my love of Blade Runner is well documented

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    IT IS TRUE I AM SO FAT

    I AM SO FAT THAT SHIBBY FINDS ME ATTRACTIVE

    Quoth on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    damn, that's fat

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    voted for lookouts but I think like most people, I ain't gonna throw a bitchfit if my selection doesn't win

    I'll throw a bitchfit if Lookouts wins

    i'll throw a chair at you if you throw a bitchfit

    I'll throw you if you throw a chair

    i'll throw up if you throw me

    I'll throw my shit if you throw up

    Me Too! on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ronzo wrote: »
    to the guy who compared automata to balde runner: what

    now if you had said that it was basically the robot story that Quoth recently posted on Ficly, then you'd have something

    something fucking awesome

    Quoth on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    IT IS TRUE I AM SO FAT

    I AM SO FAT THAT SHIBBY FINDS ME ATTRACTIVE

    Fuck man

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