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100 borderline alcoholics and an open bar! (wedding threat)
babyeatingjesus
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I'm getting fucking MARRIED on the 27th.
As of this posting that's in like 12 days!!
We took some pre-wedding pictures of ourselves
We're doing it at a golf course, no churches, just out on the putting greens, then a few photos and it's off to dinner where we are having some chicken thing and chocolate cake and then I have to have a first dance to "Little Trip to Heaven" by Tom Waits, then one with my mother to a song yet to be determined, (Suggestions, please!) then I've picked out some nice bathtub hooch to have some professional bartenders serve me.
I won't lie to you, I'm a little nervous now. But mostly excited to have my out of town friends and family all in the same place at once.
Also my family is comprised almost entirely of roof-burning party animals while her family mostly consists of engineers and heavy readers.
Single people! Tell me how lonely and jealous you are!
Long-term single people! Tell me how you think marriage is dumb!
Divorcees! Shower me in your cynical comments!
Newleyweds! Relate stories about your own wedding!
Engaged folks! Shut up! This isn't about you!
Ladies! I'm sorry!
As of this posting that's in like 12 days!!
We took some pre-wedding pictures of ourselves
I won't lie to you, I'm a little nervous now. But mostly excited to have my out of town friends and family all in the same place at once.
Also my family is comprised almost entirely of roof-burning party animals while her family mostly consists of engineers and heavy readers.
Single people! Tell me how lonely and jealous you are!
Long-term single people! Tell me how you think marriage is dumb!
Divorcees! Shower me in your cynical comments!
Newleyweds! Relate stories about your own wedding!
Engaged folks! Shut up! This isn't about you!
Ladies! I'm sorry!
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Coran Attack!
Thank you!
And is it dry for religious or budgetary concerns? In either case, pack a flask. Suit jackets are fucking stupendous for holding flasks.
The bride and groom are baptist, so its for religious reasons.
I have no problem with people who don't drink/smoke/etc.
But the bachelor party is 2 games filled with the groomsman (sans me) playing videogames and Magic the Gathering.
No, seriously.
Coran Attack!
One of my wife's friends was coughing at the strength of our Episcopal communion wine.
I'm getting married December 19th and if I have to talk about another color or flower type I think I'm just going to suggest we elope.
However, we go cake tasting next week.
CAKE TASTING!
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30 Southern Baptists and 30 Jews go to a wedding...
Cake Tasting was the only part I had any interest in.
The only thing I imposed my will on was the first dance song. Tom Waits needed to be at my wedding.
I picture one of those dances from jr high where all the girls are on one side of the gym and all the boys are on the other.
I am doing our website and making our party favor- a nice mix CD with some fucking fantastic music, just because my friends need to get cultured .
Also, on the topic of weddings, this was awesome.
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uuuughh
the future!
Instead of being danced around in the air while sitting in a chair, they're danced around in the air while sitting on the torn out bench seat of an 89 Ford 150.
The Jewish side of the family is lovingly referred to as "Those guys from the funny jokes" by the Southern Side. The Southern Side is referred to "What? How can they do that to a brisket? BBQ sauce? Oye!" by the Jewish side.
It would be great.
What kind of music do you have lined up for the reception?
As a Jewish North Carolinian, I would like to note that barbecue is great
But it is best with pulled pork
Way to have a gay cake, faggot
Yes, but (and here comes the shit storm) your vinegar based BBQ style is lacking and weak when compared to a more St. Louis or Memphis style BBQ.
The barbecue capital of the world is right in the Piedmont Triad
Right in Lexington
You're right.
Your wedding cake was so much better.
Oh, wait.
edit: NotACrook that cake looks too good to eat.
Let me assure you that it was so much nicer to consume than it ever was to look at.
I can't wait for the one year anniversary to come around so I can eat more of it.
It's funny I remember a time when Wedding Cake was practically a flavour and a shitty one at that.
Now they are the best fucking cakes.
;_;
So sad I could eat entire gay wedding cake.
Gay-wedding cake or gay wedding-cake? hmm
Sounds like you've got quite a holiday set out for you, I've never been to Disneyland but from pics I've see and what I've heard from other couples its a great get-away.
You can think about it while you are slowly dying alone.
however did you know
My mom is a florist so they've been dealing with each other directly. I have absolutely no idea.
I really have no idea what's going to be happening or what I am expected to do going in, I only know what time to show up and where to show up and what drinks will be available once I've had my dances out of the way.
I don't know which is worse.