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Oh I'm sorry, your're not tall enough!

Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
So in this tough economic climate some of us our out of work. There are lots of things that you can do to get money when you are out of work.

So I looked into some of those, and apparently I am to short to donate sperm.

I'm not tall enough to get paid to whack off.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    In the coming genetic age small men will not be needed!

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    how tall are you by the way?

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  • Cornell002Cornell002 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    who would want a short baby?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    well yeah, why would they pay for your inferior genes?

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I recently got a job and I'm looking for a second one for the weekends so

    guess I'm taking up extra space in a way

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    T.J. Nutty Nub wrote: »
    how tall are you by the way?

    5'2"

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    There's always rape.

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    your are not tall enough!

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm 5'6"

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You should try to donate sperm at a sperm bank, not at the clonetrooper facilities.

    Clonetroopers have two Y chromosomes, by the way.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Are there some kind of professional success requirements to be a sperm donor?

    Because man I would fail those pretty much despite being a good physical specimen.

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I find this hilarious.

    I wonder how much my sperm is worth?

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »
    I'm 5'6"

    Is that significantly below the average height in the US or something? It's not not that short really.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    I find this hilarious.

    I wonder how much my sperm is worth?
    $100-$200

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hahahaha... oh man....hahaha.

    This is one of these things you should have kept to yourself.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Liiya wrote: »
    Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »
    I'm 5'6"

    Is that significantly below the average height in the US or something? It's not not that short really.

    They want people to be 5'10"

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Liiya wrote: »
    Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »
    I'm 5'6"

    Is that significantly below the average height in the US or something? It's not not that short really.

    Well, I believe the average male height is 6'0", that's about six inches short.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »
    I'm 5'6"

    Is that significantly below the average height in the US or something? It's not not that short really.

    They want people to be 5'10"

    That's a tall order.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »
    I'm 5'6"

    Is that significantly below the average height in the US or something? It's not not that short really.

    They want people to be 5'10"

    looks like i'm gonna make a quick couple bucks this week

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Anyone below 6'4" is inferior genetically, anyways.

    Get your genes out of my gene pool!

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Just like modeling. You have to be a certain height. Except with whacking off involved

    I enjoy tall men

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    5'10" is not tall

    5'6" is short

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I know there's a shortage of egg donaters, maybe there's not a shortage of sperm donators so they can be picky. But its not like being 5ft6" is going to hold you back in life. Unless you want to be a basketball player or something.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm 5'10" and I get called short pretty often.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    zombies they're just trying to keep you from exhausting your tiny body of its precious fluids

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    One day I'd like to donate sperm.

    Just for funsies.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Look at him flail his little arms! It's like he thinks he's people!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    5'10" is the average male height in the u.s.

    roughly at least

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You should have showed the receptionist your dick and asked if it was big enough.

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »
    So in this tough economic climate some of us our out of work. There are lots of things that you can do to get money when you are out of work.

    So I looked into some of those, and apparently I am to short to donate sperm.

    I'm not tall enough to get paid to whack off.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Aaaaaaaaaaah, the system works. Anyway, you can always be a fluffer.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    I'm 5'10" and I get called short pretty often.

    Do you have short legs and a long torso? That often makes a person look shorter than they are

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Is it? I thought it was 6'0". That makes me pretty tall at 6'4" then, huh?

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I'm 5'10" and I get called short pretty often.

    Do you have short legs and a long torso? That often makes a person look shorter than they are

    I don't think so?

    I just have tall friends.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    If you are below 6' you aren't a man.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I'm 5'10" and I get called short pretty often.

    Do you have short legs and a long torso? That often makes a person look shorter than they are

    he just looks smaller than he really is

    it's kinda weird

    also, redi, I just finished SH: homecoming

    holy fuck

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I'm 5'10" and I get called short pretty often.

    Do you have short legs and a long torso? That often makes a person look shorter than they are

    he just looks smaller than he really is

    it's kinda weird

    also, redi, I just finished SH: homecoming

    holy fuck

    Good holy fuck or bad holy fuck?

    Redeemer on
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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I'm 5'10" and I get called short pretty often.

    Do you have short legs and a long torso? That often makes a person look shorter than they are

    he just looks smaller than he really is

    it's kinda weird

    also, redi, I just finished SH: homecoming

    holy fuck

    I keep forgetting I have this game, I really ought to make an effort to get through it.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Liiya wrote: »
    I know there's a shortage of egg donaters, maybe there's not a shortage of sperm donators so they can be picky. But its not like being 5ft6" is going to hold you back in life. Unless you want to be a basketball player or something.

    Hell, even then you have Muggsy Bogues and Nate Robinson and Spud Webb to serve as your example.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I know there's a shortage of egg donaters, maybe there's not a shortage of sperm donators so they can be picky. But its not like being 5ft6" is going to hold you back in life. Unless you want to be a basketball player or something.

    Hell, even then you have Muggsy Bogues and Nate Robinson and Spud Webb to serve as your example.

    Exactly, just learn to jump!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Redeemer wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I'm 5'10" and I get called short pretty often.

    Do you have short legs and a long torso? That often makes a person look shorter than they are

    he just looks smaller than he really is

    it's kinda weird

    also, redi, I just finished SH: homecoming

    holy fuck

    Good holy fuck or bad holy fuck?

    it was pretty good

    but holy fuck as in I did not see all of that shit coming at all

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