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Blow Up The Moon!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what if this bomb, like, cracked the moon and another moon came out

    yo dawg

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dadouw wrote: »
    what if this bomb, like, cracked the moon and another moon came out

    no thats just stupid

    stop thinking about stupid things like that

    what if this bomb made the moon go so fast it made the earth start spinning faster and we all got thrown off

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the bomb is going to make the moon go around the earth backwards

    sending us back in time

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    cadmunky wrote: »
    i thought they canceled this mission

    like with all the shuttle delays they had to decide whether they were going to launch this moon probe or fly the final piece of the japanese space lab up into orbit

    they chose to do the space lab

    two different missions. this goes up with LRO.

    ohhh

    way to be there, NASA guy

    i had actually forgotten about this because, as you said, the schedule and funding were questionable. i was just looking forward to LRO. i'm stuck working on totally uncool stuff like GOES-R.

    just bitter i guess.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what if this bomb, like, cracked the moon and another moon came out

    Or like a moon embryo that if frozen and then destroyed has moon cells that can be used to repair the cracks in the moon.

    Butters on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Wait, what if this pisses off the space moon Nazis forcing them to attack us with their flying saucers and ray-guns.

    Hunter on
  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The Tsar Bomba is one of those things...

    57 million is a really big number...

    But, 57 million tons?

    That's a lot of TNT. (Equal to, that is)

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what if moon is filled with whiskey

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm not even going to watch that, that show is awful.

    Darmak on
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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Damn. I hope this doesn't go all Time-Machine on us, but if it does, I'm going underground!

    I'M GOING TO BE A PSYCHIC WRAITH, NOT A PUSSY LIVING IN A SEASHELL ON THE SIDE OF A CANYON

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I like the Majora's Mask scenario, especially if you think that SE is Termania, and Link is Liam Neeson

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    guys what if this lights the moon on fire which heats up the planet which makes us global warmed so we have to stop using our cars for the ozone sphere?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hopefully we'll discover some hidden Prothean ruins that will enable us to finally travel to different parts of the galaxy. One small step for man, one giant leap for boning blue space bitches on the Citadel.

    Hunter on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    I'm not even going to watch that, that show is awful.

    whh

    what

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    I'm not even going to watch that, that show is awful.

    you're a faggot

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So just I'm clear, the plan is to ram a rocket into the moon to create a hole and this LRO goes flying in after it, 10 minutes later?

    NASA doesn't exactly have the best record when it's strategy involves crashing machines into static objects at high velocities and then expecting said machines to survive said crash and send back data.

    Maybe we should just spend the money to send a human being back to the moon and give him a shovel or digging device. Or a divining rod. Unless they can't because....we didn't actually land on the moon. The dark truth is revealed!!!!!

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You heard me.

    Darmak on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    I like the Majora's Mask scenario, especially if you think that SE is Termania, and Link is Liam Neeson

    Liam Neeson would be a terrible Link because he can't use his most precious gift.

    Butters on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    I'm not even going to watch that, that show is awful.

    you're the worst

    you just managed to get yourself busted down to below wiggin

    how's that taste

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    You heard me.

    you're wrong, and you're terrible

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So just I'm clear, the plan is to ram a rocket into the moon to create a hole and this LRO goes flying in after it, 10 minutes later?

    NASA doesn't exactly have the best record when it's strategy involves crashing machines into static objects at high velocities and then expecting said machines to survive said crash and send back data.

    Maybe we should just spend the money to send a human being back to the moon and give him a shovel or digging device. Or a divining rod. Unless they can't because....we didn't actually land on the moon. The dark truth is revealed!!!!!

    Actually, NASA has a track record of crashing shit pretty well instead of lightly bouncing it off the surface in a huge balloon, all because they failed to convert from metric to standard units like big boys and girls.

    Hunter on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hopefully we'll discover some hidden Prothean ruins that will enable us to finally travel to different parts of the galaxy. One small step for man, one giant leap for boning blue space bitches on the Citadel.

    SEND YOUR FLEET IN

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Drew-B wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlNPhn64TA

    edit: Oh wait, I'm thinking of something else.

    That video is unnerving. Unlike all the other ones on youtube, which are cleverly scored.

    Seriously on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So just I'm clear, the plan is to ram a rocket into the moon to create a hole and this LRO goes flying in after it, 10 minutes later?

    NASA doesn't exactly have the best record when it's strategy involves crashing machines into static objects at high velocities and then expecting said machines to survive said crash and send back data.

    Maybe we should just spend the money to send a human being back to the moon and give him a shovel or digging device. Or a divining rod. Unless they can't because....we didn't actually land on the moon. The dark truth is revealed!!!!!

    heavenly bodies are not static

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Back to this bomb again, but I have to post this
    The original U.S. estimate of the yield was 57 Mt, but since 1991 all Russian sources have stated its yield as 50 Mt. Khrushchev warned in a filmed speech to the Communist parliament of the existence of a 100 Mt bomb (technically the design was capable of this yield). The fireball touched the ground, reached nearly as high as the altitude of the release plane, and was seen and felt almost 1,000 kilometres (620 mi) from ground zero. The heat from the explosion could have caused third degree burns 100 km (62 miles) away from ground zero. The subsequent mushroom cloud was about 64 kilometres (40 mi) high (nearly seven times higher than Mount Everest) and 40 kilometres (25 mi) wide. The explosion could be seen and felt in Finland, breaking windows there and in Sweden. Atmospheric focusing caused blast damage up to 1,000 kilometres (620 mi) away. The seismic shock created by the detonation was measurable even on its third passage around the Earth.[7]

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    Drew-B wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlNPhn64TA

    edit: Oh wait, I'm thinking of something else.

    That video is unnerving. Unlike all the other ones on youtube, which are cleverly scored.

    But I thought the Tsar Bomba was detonated in midair over some island?

    Darmak on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the tsar bomba gives me the biggest boner ever

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    So just I'm clear, the plan is to ram a rocket into the moon to create a hole and this LRO goes flying in after it, 10 minutes later?

    NASA doesn't exactly have the best record when it's strategy involves crashing machines into static objects at high velocities and then expecting said machines to survive said crash and send back data.

    Maybe we should just spend the money to send a human being back to the moon and give him a shovel or digging device. Or a divining rod. Unless they can't because....we didn't actually land on the moon. The dark truth is revealed!!!!!

    heavenly bodies are not static

    yes mars may be rotating on its axis, but the ground wasn't moving when the probe smacked into it

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So just I'm clear, the plan is to ram a rocket into the moon to create a hole and this LRO goes flying in after it, 10 minutes later?

    NASA doesn't exactly have the best record when it's strategy involves crashing machines into static objects at high velocities and then expecting said machines to survive said crash and send back data.

    Maybe we should just spend the money to send a human being back to the moon and give him a shovel or digging device. Or a divining rod. Unless they can't because....we didn't actually land on the moon. The dark truth is revealed!!!!!

    Deep Impact

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    what if this bomb, like, cracked the moon and another moon came out

    yo dawg

    <3

    potatoe on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I kind of hope we're the Klingons of the galaxy. That humans are the crazy war like savage beastmen and the rest of the aliens are all hippy fucking pussies who will look at us like we're insane savages. They'll kiss our ass though because nobody will want to fuck with us, because we'll kill you and rape your corpse.

    Hunter on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Drew-B wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlNPhn64TA

    edit: Oh wait, I'm thinking of something else.

    That video is unnerving. Unlike all the other ones on youtube, which are cleverly scored.

    But I thought the Tsar Bomba was detonated in midair over some island?

    that is a computer simulation

    also, the fireball almost reached the ground

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    I like the Majora's Mask scenario, especially if you think that SE is Termania, and Link is Liam Neeson

    Liam Neeson would be a terrible Link because he can't use his most precious gift.

    Um, did you see Taken?

    Motherfucker tore everyone up who got in his way.

    Neeson would just look at Skull Kid and be all "Fucker, give me the mask so I can get this moon out of my damn sight"

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Drew-B wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlNPhn64TA

    edit: Oh wait, I'm thinking of something else.

    That video is unnerving. Unlike all the other ones on youtube, which are cleverly scored.

    But I thought the Tsar Bomba was detonated in midair over some island?

    that is a computer simulation

    also, the fireball almost reached the ground

    Oooohhhh, I didn't realize that, I thought it was actual footage of a nuke going off. Still, that's mighty impressive.

    Darmak on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    So just I'm clear, the plan is to ram a rocket into the moon to create a hole and this LRO goes flying in after it, 10 minutes later?

    NASA doesn't exactly have the best record when it's strategy involves crashing machines into static objects at high velocities and then expecting said machines to survive said crash and send back data.

    Maybe we should just spend the money to send a human being back to the moon and give him a shovel or digging device. Or a divining rod. Unless they can't because....we didn't actually land on the moon. The dark truth is revealed!!!!!

    heavenly bodies are not static

    yes mars may be rotating on its axis, but the ground wasn't moving when the probe smacked into it

    you don't seem to understand

    planets whip through space at thousands of miles

    perfectly guessing the trajectory and accurately hitting it are not easy

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    I kind of hope we're the Klingons of the galaxy. That humans are the crazy war like savage beastmen and the rest of the aliens are all hippy fucking pussies who will look at us like we're insane savages. They'll kiss our ass though because nobody will want to fuck with us, because we'll kill you and rape your corpse.
    hunter we should be the scouts for the colony ships

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I wish I had a fat man launcher.

    the one from fallout 3, not some kind of trebuchet that launched obese men.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    I kind of hope we're the Klingons of the galaxy. That humans are the crazy war like savage beastmen and the rest of the aliens are all hippy fucking pussies who will look at us like we're insane savages. They'll kiss our ass though because nobody will want to fuck with us, because we'll kill you and rape your corpse.

    romulans bro

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