The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.
Learn to lock your phone or keep it where you won't sit on it. Check your usage online through your carrier and call customer service if you actually accidentally made a call. There's no guarantee they won't refuse to help you, so be prepared to suck it up and pay for your mistake.
If this is the first time it's happened, depending on who your carrier is, they may just strike it from your bill if you say it was a mistake/tell them that you never made the call.
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Also, I'm pretty sure it was Kim Jong Il.