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[Miniphalla] These Rolling Green Hills - Game over - Simulation terminated - Zot Wins

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    All Sluttiest Princess contests will be decided by way of wet t-shirt comparisons

    Is there a difference?

    Only technically! :winky:

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    All Prettiest Princess contests will be decided by way of wet t-shirt comparisons

    !I am the judge

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    The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Erich Zahn wrote: »
    All Prettiest Princess contests will be decided by way of wet t-shirt comparisons

    !I am the judge


    Fuck that. My idea, I get to be judge.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Erich Zahn wrote: »
    All Prettiest Princess contests will be decided by way of wet t-shirt comparisons

    !I am the judge


    Fuck that. My idea, I get to be judge.

    You guys can argue over being judge, I'll be an inebriated spectator thank you very much.

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Erich Zahn wrote: »
    All Prettiest Princess contests will be decided by way of wet t-shirt comparisons

    !I am the judge


    Fuck that. My idea, I get to be judge.

    You guys can argue over being judge, I'll be an inebriated spectator thank you very much.

    DAY ONE HIM WHILE YOU STILL CAN! :P

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Everyone has to post in bold yellow all the time

    Oh wait it's already happened

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Right if you have no Role PM or something is wrong or you are dumb or whatever PM me and I will sort it

    On with the show!

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What is this.

    This yellow.

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You guys need to read the rules, you're fucking shit up.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So has the game, uh, started? If so;

    !SpectralSpork has no abilities whatsoever and his votes don't count.

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    GnershGnersh Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I disagree Erich. Yellow is a pretty colour!

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Burnage wrote: »
    So has the game, uh, started? If so;

    !SpectralSpork has no abilities whatsoever and his votes don't count.


    !SpectralSpork has no abilities whatsoever and his votes don't count.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What the hell role is Burnage?

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Guys.

    Guys.

    Guuuuuys.

    Trust me on this. Following this yellow vote will help the village out a lot.

    All Item prices are reduced by half.

    Seriously.

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What the hell role is Burnage?

    !Burnage is a horrible thing from the abyss, every second he lives is another soul trapped in Sleep, unable to leave this Fallen World

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    GnershGnersh Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Do we even know if there are items?

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Erich Zahn wrote: »
    What the hell role is Burnage?

    !Burnage is a horrible thing from the abyss, every second he lives is another soul trapped in Sleep, unable to leave this Fallen World


    This would be incredibly interesting to see worked into the game.

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    How about two specials are masoned.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You're all thinking small!

    Burnage is a horrible thing from the abyss, every second he lives is another soul trapped in Sleep, unable to leave this Fallen World, and all items are reduced in price to free

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    GnershGnersh Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Burnage wrote: »
    You're all thinking small!

    Burnage is a horrible thing from the abyss, every second he lives is another soul trapped in Sleep, unable to leave this Fallen World, and all items are reduced in price to free

    And I have absolute control over Burnage and all items.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Three week's ago, below Calstain, an Item of great importance is retrieved at the cost of many, many men

    Two days ago, The man given an order by his lord. Retrieve the Dragon, it will restore our fortunes in this war.

    Three hours ago, and men set foot in an ancient place

    An hour ago, they found the construction


    These Rolling Green Hills are beautiful. Empty, lonely. There is a village, nestled in a valley, far away from any civilisation. A road leads to the village, and a road leads away.

    This village is a place without memory. No one know's why, or if they did know why they cannot remember. Funny, that.

    The Mayor called the people of the village together, and showed them a gruesome display.

    "His name was Squashua, and he was a man much loved by the village. As you can see, he has been slain. His house was attacked in the middle of the night, but the assailant did not count for Squashua's skill and experience in battle. The fight lasted long enough for the alarm to be raised, and while we were unable to save him, we were able to see his attackers. Grey men, clothed in Iron. I fear that this will not be the last such attack, but we must be strong! We must fight back against the dark, and earn ourselves the peace we once enjoyed. The best way to do this is probably by a number of executions, one a day. Cast your vote for who you wish to die in !RED"

    The mayor adjusted his tie

    "And as I am sure you all remember, these Hill's change. It is said the wish of the majority can change the world... If it is made in !Yellow."

    The mayor took out a bottle and smashed it over his knee.
    !Game on

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    ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Burnage is a cute cuddly wuddly kitten who I just wanna luv and snuggle-wuggle till his wittle head pops right off!

    Oh god I feel so dirty. I think I might vomit.

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    JobastionJobastion Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    Guys.

    Guys.

    Guuuuuys.

    Trust me on this. Following this yellow vote will help the village out a lot.

    All Item prices are reduced by half.

    Seriously.

    While not one to normally ask this question (due to my inherent trust of commercialism, and distrust of commies :) )... why not free? Or one # / $ / Increment of monies in game?
    It would be hilarious if we did that, but as a downfall due to the increased demand there were lines for all the items stretching out for days.
    I'mma go read my role PM now. My sense of humor forced me to make this post prior to spoiling the answer for myself.

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Burnage wrote: »
    You're all thinking small!

    Burnage is a horrible thing from the abyss, every second he lives is another soul trapped in Sleep, unable to leave this Fallen World, and all items are reduced in price to free

    and all items are reduced in price to free

    I can get behind this so hard, although it'd break the game.

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    The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Everybody automatically wins

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !This is a Mage the Awakening mini, the Gray Men are all things from the Abyss, neutrals are Scelesti

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Burnage is a horrible thing from the abyss, every second he lives is another soul trapped in Sleep, unable to leave this Fallen World, all items are reduced in price to free, SpectralSpork gets stricken from the player list, all of us get a free balloon, and Gnersh gets to be insulted in the narration every night.

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Burnage wrote: »
    Burnage is a horrible thing from the abyss, every second he lives is another soul trapped in Sleep, unable to leave this Fallen World, all items are reduced in price to free, SpectralSpork gets stricken from the player list, all of us get a free balloon, and Gnersh gets to be insulted in the narration every night.

    I think that's more than one thing.

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    GnershGnersh Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Everybody automatically wins

    Except Burnage because Gnersh does not wish it to be.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Erich Zahn wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    Burnage is a horrible thing from the abyss, every second he lives is another soul trapped in Sleep, unable to leave this Fallen World, all items are reduced in price to free, SpectralSpork gets stricken from the player list, all of us get a free balloon, and Gnersh gets to be insulted in the narration every night.

    I think that's more than one thing.

    We're allowed to have more than one realisation a night, Burnage is a horrible thing from the abyss, every second he lives is another soul trapped in Sleep, unable to leave this Fallen World, all items are reduced in price to free, SpectralSpork gets stricken from the player list, all of us get a free balloon, Erich Zahn gains a vigilante power, and Gnersh gets to be insulted in the narration every night.

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Gnersh wrote: »
    Everybody automatically wins

    Except Burnage because Gnersh does not wish it to be

    That's a different vote, therefore it does not count toward the vote total, it is also conditional, requiring a previous yellow vote to already be in effect, if everybody automatically wins then

    You people need to stop fucking around.

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    We're allowed to have more than one realisation a night, Burnage is a horrible thing from the abyss, every second he lives is another soul trapped in Sleep, unable to leave this Fallen World, all items are reduced in price to free, SpectralSpork gets stricken from the player list, all of us get a free balloon, Erich Zahn gains a vigilante power, and Gnersh gets to be insulted in the narration every night.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hmmm, I have no grudge here.

    !Thetheroo is everyone's friend forever


    !Kime.

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    ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nice guy, that Burnage. One time I saw him rescue a basket of puppies from a mean old man. Then there was the time he pulled an orphan from the burning wreckage of a schoolbus. He should have the title of Sweetest of the sweet and can only post postitve affirming words of support.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You people are terrible

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Having realised that one man alone cannot destroy capitalism,

    All Items Cost 1 Gold

    A vote you can get behind people, trust me.

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Have we determined that items are bought?

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    BURNAGE! And I should totally duel to the Awesome!

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The Grey men must all reveal themselves on day 2

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    Having realised that one man alone cannot destroy capitalism,

    All Items Cost 1 Gold

    A vote you can get behind people, trust me.

    Items don't cost anything as it is you capitalist dog.

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