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MC Gee GeeMC Gee Gee Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
YO YO YO!!! I KNOW WHAT Y'ALL WUNDERIN: HOW THE HELL DOES MC GEE GEE GET SO MANY LADIES??? WELL, DATS WHY IM HERE. HERE ARE SOME TIPS FRUM MC GEE GEE ON HOW TO HAVE DA PERFECT DATE!!!

1. COMPLIMENT YOUR DATE: Call your bitch a "Sexy hoe monster". Tell her that she is not fat. Tell her that you want to have sex with her later.

2. MAKE GOOD CONVERSATION: Tell your lady about stuff you do. I always tell my dates about da time i pooped out a loaf of bread and threw it at my sister. Dey always laff at dat. Den i tell them about how i break stuff on wednesdays.

3. SHOW HER YER DA KING: Do this by bossing somebody around who is smaller den you or inferior. Dis always happens on my dates. Last time, this waitress was like "are you ready to order?" and i said "SHUT UP ILL TELL YOU WHEN I BE READY TO ORDER!!"

4. MAKE SURE YOUR DATE PAYS FO DA MEAL: So you dont needs to spend money.

5. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SEX WIT HER:....duh!!!

6. DONT CALL HER AFTER: Girls think you have lots of other stuff to do if you dont ever call them.

MC Gee Gee on

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Seriously, Potu?

    #pipe on
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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    stop making threads

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Man so tempted to switch the report option to report for awesome.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Seriously, Potu?

    Sara Lynn on
  • MC Gee GeeMC Gee Gee Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Seriously, Potu?

    look i dont know what dis potu stuff is about. i run a clean ship over here.

    MC Gee Gee on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W6cT3Tvu9g&feature=related

    Macro9 on
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  • ProbadProbad Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Probad's Protip #1: In everything you do, go for the throat.

    Probad on
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    oh hey sup potu

    Sars_Boy on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    you should have made this thread in H&A

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    #pipe on
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Lock this thread and delete all the posts after the OP

    It's perfect

    AMP'd on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    If you vomit on a girl how do you convince her that you are still cool as.

    I need to know this one like now.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You know I wish I could punch the guy who added those shitty strawberry ikes (mikes?) to mike and ikes

    Fandyien on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    not funny guy

    Air on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what the what

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  • MC Gee GeeMC Gee Gee Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    If you vomit on a girl how do you convince her that you are still cool as.

    I need to know this one like now.

    just tell dat hoe dat vomit is cool if your frum da hood.

    MC Gee Gee on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Lock this thread and delete all the posts after the OP

    It's perfect

    Perfectly what? Lame?

    Butters on
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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I think this thread does need to go to H&A.

    It would be great.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    I think this thread does need to go to H&A.

    It would be great.

    Oh man

    Tweaked_Bat_ on
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    You know I wish I could punch the guy who added those shitty strawberry ikes (mikes?) to mike and ikes

    what are you doing eating the flavors separately?

    You're supposed to grab a handful and stuff it in your mouth with reckless abandon

    like eating the chiquita banana woman's hat

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Is it still not kosher to tell this guy to kill himself?

    Because I wouldn't want to be getting any infractions for telling this guy to kill himself. That would be terrible.

    Clint Eastwood on
  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    you're trying too hard

    mr. gee gee

    thanimations on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i need help guys. i've gone on a few dates with this awesome lady, but i'm so awkward and nothing's happened. how do i put it in da butt?

    lostwords on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    i need help guys. i've gone on a few dates with this awesome lady, but i'm so awkward and nothing's happened. how do i put it in da butt?

    Show her your meat

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    i need help guys. i've gone on a few dates with this awesome lady, but i'm so awkward and nothing's happened. how do i put it in da butt?
    step one: cut a hole in a box

    Clint Eastwood on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    I think this thread does need to go to H&A.

    It would be great.

    It'd be nice if it were funny or original in the first place.

    Butters on
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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    i need help guys. i've gone on a few dates with this awesome lady, but i'm so awkward and nothing's happened. how do i put it in da butt?

    The trick is to just surprise her and do it when she's not looking.

    Tweaked_Bat_ on
  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    i need help guys. i've gone on a few dates with this awesome lady, but i'm so awkward and nothing's happened. how do i put it in da butt?

    take her to play tennis

    thanimations on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    thanimations wrote: »
    you're trying too hard

    mr. gee gee

    That's Doctor Gee Gee

    wait sorry, MC

    #pipe on
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  • MC Gee GeeMC Gee Gee Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    i need help guys. i've gone on a few dates with this awesome lady, but i'm so awkward and nothing's happened. how do i put it in da butt?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ4d57YdXbc

    MC Gee Gee on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    clever

    Clint Eastwood on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I dated a girl once

    Swill on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    I dated a girl once
    pics plz

    Clint Eastwood on
  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    word

    Robcham on
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    I dated a girl once
    pics plz

    nah

    Swill on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    haters wanna hate
    lovers wanna love
    i don't even want
    none of the above

    i want to piss on you.

    Clint Eastwood on
  • tech_huntertech_hunter More SeattleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    YO YO YO party is on Robcham in da houuuuse!


    Am I doing this right y/n?

    tech_hunter on
    Sig to mucho Grande!
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