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HELP! BIRDS!

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    You cannot eat duck tfs, they walk like men do
    i do not eat any sort of meat, campion, i am the winner here.

    I thought you liked tube steak?

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Campion wrote: »
    You cannot eat duck tfs, they walk like men do
    i do not eat any sort of meat, campion, i am the winner here.

    I thought you liked tube steak?

    AHAHAHAHAHA

    Oh god I laughed way too hard at that

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited June 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It really really is though.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter


    Kiss me

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    Eat them, please eat them, please
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za1olnu7Fn4

    This is probably the weirdest video i have seen a little while.

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    nefffffffffffnefffffffffff Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Seriously. What the hell is going on in your sig.

    it's from the wearable towel

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Seriously. What the hell is going on in your sig.

    it's from the wearable towel

    It looks so familiar, yet I have never seen it.

    Weird.



    Also. Duck duck duck.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    This looks like a job for...

    THE AUDUBON SOCIETY!

    the Autobahn Society?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Build a bird house that like 6 inches off the ground. That way it's a combination bird house and cat feeder. Everyone wins and you get some good YouTube video material.

    We have a bunch of bird feeders and two cats

    Every so often, a bird who is not wise tries to eat the seeds on the ground

    Shit is gruesome. My dad also had to rescue a tiny adorable shaking baby rabbit from one of my cats. They like to kill shit.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    BIRDS

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    pantsypantsy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You could try putting the nest in a nearby tree. Mom wont abandon them- most birds don't have a sense of smell.

    If that is not possible, take them to your local wildlife rescue group. The vet or animal shelter should know where to send them.

    If you can't get them to someone right away, you can feed them by wetting down dry cat food till its mushy and give them little bits till they don't want any more. Keep in mind that if you do this you have to feed them every fifteen minutes.


    Of course, as someone said before, nature will produce more birds.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    not just more birds

    a fuckton more birds

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I told you fuckers about birds. I fucking told you.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    birds are terrible and you should feel terrible for caring about them

    ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    wait what kind of birds are they?

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    Eat them, please eat them, please
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za1olnu7Fn4

    best youtube ever.

    also, ducks are cool.

    look at that mallard.

    all like "man i am majestic but also comical."

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    adorable!

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    use scissors to cut off their heads

    i know, it sounds brutal, but their neck bones are still soft so it'll be easy

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    Spacehog85Spacehog85 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the nickname for my penis when I was a child was birdie. Not Willy or Winky or doodle or anything, My parents made me call it birdie. Sometimes I still refer to it as such.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Spacehog85 wrote: »
    the nickname for my penis when I was a child was birdie. Not Willy or Winky or doodle or anything, My parents made me call it birdie. Sometimes I still refer to it as such.

    ahahaha

    can someone rename this guy to "the dude whose parents made him call his dick birdie"

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I post this stuff every bird thread

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It's already been said, but it bears repeating


    Nature will make more birds.







    This applies to most things, people, for instance.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Eventually nature won't want more people.

    And when nature doesn't want more people, nature will correct the balance issue.

    Harshly.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    It's already been said, but it bears repeating


    Nature will make more birds.







    This applies to most things, people, for instance.

    ^5

    that's exactly what I said on the first page.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    It's already been said, but it bears repeating


    Nature will make more birds.


    This applies to most things, people, for instance.

    christ

    i imagine a world where Neckbeard will be an ethnicity

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Eventually nature won't want more people.

    And when nature doesn't want more people, nature will correct the balance issue.

    Harshly.

    whatever, m. night shaymalan

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The twist is that the OP is also in a heater

    Owned by giant birds

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    It's already been said, but it bears repeating


    Nature will make more birds.


    This applies to most things, people, for instance.

    christ

    i imagine a world where Neckbeard will be an ethnicity

    neckbeards aren't people

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    It's already been said, but it bears repeating


    Nature will make more birds.


    This applies to most things, people, for instance.

    christ

    i imagine a world where Neckbeard will be an ethnicity

    neckbeards aren't people

    Nature solves the problem by making them virtually incapable of breeding because they're so repulsive.

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    Spacehog85Spacehog85 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    It's already been said, but it bears repeating


    Nature will make more birds.


    This applies to most things, people, for instance.

    christ

    i imagine a world where Neckbeard will be an ethnicity

    neckbeards aren't people

    Nature solves the problem by making them virtually incapable of breeding because they're so repulsive.

    What the fuck is a neckbeard? Sounds like a pirate or some shit.

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    birds are useless..and weird.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kosh knows why the caged bird sings

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    one time when cleaning out our trailer that we used for summer camping trips, my dad found a bird's nest in the side panel where you accessed the heater

    stupid birds made a terrible mess in there

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    One time a bird was stuck in my garage

    And he kept perching on the garage door

    D:

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    thank you for that website, AMP'd

    otherwise I might never have known about Terror Birds

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I actually saw someone with a pet crow the other day. He was standing outside his apartment with his crow at his feet talking to it. I wanted to go talk to it :(

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    Spacehog85Spacehog85 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    TheStig wrote: »
    I actually saw someone with a pet crow the other day. He was standing outside his apartment with his crow at his feet talking to it. I wanted to go talk to it :(

    I was working in a warehouse once where we used diesel fueled forklifts. all the overhead doors were pretty much open 24-7. I was parked towards the back waiting for the next truck to arrive when I saw a baby pigeon fall from its nest. I'm not sure what it died from, I figured the CO from the forklifts. I went and picked it up and dropped it into the harbor. I was pretty depressed after that.

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