As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
We're funding a new Acquisitions Incorporated series on Kickstarter right now! Check it out at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pennyarcade/acquisitions-incorporated-the-series-2

The Count of [Chât]illon invites you to high tea.

1171820222363

Posts

  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    Could be worse.

    Banana Phone

    Wrong. Banana Phone is a fun song that was not played approximately 45 trillion times by the vapid cunts that ran the radio stations in the Flint Michigan area in the mid-90's.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • Shiekahn_boyShiekahn_boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Could be worse.

    Banana Phone

    Wrong. Banana Phone is a fun song that was not played approximately 45 trillion times by the vapid cunts that ran the radio stations in the Flint Michigan area in the mid-90's.

    Right, Being played constantly on a 20 hr bus ride up to Chicago.

    Shiekahn_boy on
    "your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
    What the fuck are you people even arguing about? Shut up.
  • PiousPious Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I hate critiquing people...cause i feel like a dumbass...Like what I said was wrong......."here come the men in black.."...I love the cartoon though.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtAYbX-zuaA

    haha! its in spanish.

    Pious on
    Untitled_1_4.jpg
  • Shiekahn_boyShiekahn_boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The Theme is very settling and down to earth. I was a big fan of the cartoon also.

    Shiekahn_boy on
    "your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
    What the fuck are you people even arguing about? Shut up.
  • TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah, that theme and intro kick total ass.

    TheBog on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hey guys guess what I found at big lots for six bucks
    img1246072409783.jpg

    Metalbourne on
  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    You suck, Metal.

    DMAC on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sorry
    not really

    Metalbourne on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hey guys guess what I found at big lots for six bucks
    img1246072409783.jpg

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUCKK YOU

    Tam on
  • Shiekahn_boyShiekahn_boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Metal, Your asshole points just raised. The only thing I find at my big lots is power tools. For 3 seconds I stared at a bench grinder and wondered, "huh... I think I can use that for something, maybe grind me a spear head."

    Still... That's a gem of a find man.

    Shiekahn_boy on
    "your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
    What the fuck are you people even arguing about? Shut up.
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    BACON ARE YOU WATCHING TOP GEAR

    Tam on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I can't sleep because its too hot. I think I'll watch me some animaniacs

    Metalbourne on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I cant sleep because I want to eat milk and cookies but I dont have any so i'm going to run around in circles until I pass out or decide to doodle more

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm naked right now

    Metalbourne on
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Thats awful.

    I am watching Top Gear! But I'm not bacon :(

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I become so much more productive when I have friends, I better make friends soon *shakes fist in rage*

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I wish I had a party boat elephant :(

    Godfather on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    yah well TO BAD

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You'd need a big boat for a party boat elephant.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZODKRtS3_g&feature=related

    But it's just a ferry boat and that makes for a short short ride :D


    edit: aaaand good night.

    Nappuccino on
    Like to write? Want to get e-published? Give us a look-see at http://wednesdaynightwrites.com/
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • GrennGrenn Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Good morning all. I would like to start my day by imparting some free advice (which seems irrelevant but sort of cropped up earlier):

    Don't do design/illustration work for family members. Just don't. Unless you like headaches.

    If it's a gift, that's fine, but if you are being commissioned then just RUN... or say you are too busy.

    In my experience, family can never be clients.


    And with that, I'm done.

    Grenn on
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Grenn wrote: »
    Good morning all. I would like to start my day by imparting some free advice (which seems irrelevant but sort of cropped up earlier):

    Don't do design/illustration work for family members. Just don't. Unless you like headaches.

    If it's a gift, that's fine, but if you are being commissioned then just RUN... or say you are too busy.

    In my experience, family can never be clients.


    And with that, I'm done.

    *makes a note of it*




    Also, fangirls can be amazingly draining.

    And now I have black hair for the next two months.

    Flay on
  • Shiekahn_boyShiekahn_boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Never trade with family either. They always want it for real cheap and they bitch about it if it doesn't work.

    Shiekahn_boy on
    "your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
    What the fuck are you people even arguing about? Shut up.
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Never seriously date family members. Trust me.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Shiekahn, I keep reading your sig and wonder who said it.

    MagicToaster on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Never seriously date family members. Trust me.

    ...

    .......

    what about extended family?

    Nappuccino on
    Like to write? Want to get e-published? Give us a look-see at http://wednesdaynightwrites.com/
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Never seriously date family members. Trust me.

    ...

    .......

    what about extended family?

    depends. Grandmother, yes. Aunt, yes. cousin, no.

    Metalbourne on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Never seriously date family members. Trust me.

    ...

    .......

    what about extended family?

    depends. Grandmother, yes. Aunt, yes. cousin, no.

    Damn.

    ...


    Second cousins?

    Nappuccino on
    Like to write? Want to get e-published? Give us a look-see at http://wednesdaynightwrites.com/
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Shiekahn_boyShiekahn_boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Shiekahn, I keep reading your sig and wonder who said it.

    Angry You Tubers on a wolf movie involving a pack and a puma or some other wild cat. It's a direct quote so you may can find it.

    Whats the difference between Stupid, Radical, Angry Youtubers and a Bag of Poop?

    The bag.

    Edit: The second one was in "Let me Borrow that top"

    Shiekahn_boy on
    "your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
    What the fuck are you people even arguing about? Shut up.
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Never seriously date family members. Trust me.

    ...

    .......

    what about extended family?

    depends. Grandmother, yes. Aunt, yes. cousin, no.

    Damn.

    ...


    Second cousins?

    That's fine. first cousins are okay if they're really hot. I should point that out.

    Metalbourne on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Never seriously date family members. Trust me.

    ...

    .......

    what about extended family?

    depends. Grandmother, yes. Aunt, yes. cousin, no.

    Damn.

    ...


    Second cousins?

    That's fine. first cousins are okay if they're really hot. I should point that out.

    Loopholes, there are always loopholes! Damn bureaucrats.

    Nappuccino on
    Like to write? Want to get e-published? Give us a look-see at http://wednesdaynightwrites.com/
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Is it just up to you to decide if said first cousin is "hot" or is a second opinion needed?

    Prospicience on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I would think a second opinion would be preferred with documented evidence from atleast 2 witnesses and a judge.

    Just to be safe.

    Nappuccino on
    Like to write? Want to get e-published? Give us a look-see at http://wednesdaynightwrites.com/
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Thats awful.

    I am watching Top Gear! But I'm not bacon :(

    Well did you see the "un-helmeting" they did? I'm sure it was just a stunt, but it was damn cool nonetheless.

    Tam on
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I loved it; I was so afraid they'd reveal the real Stig and ruin my life.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    I loved it; I was so afraid they'd reveal the real Stig and ruin my life.

    yeah that would have been terrible. when he was taking the helmet off, I was like "NONONONONONOOOOOOOOOO".

    Tam on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Is it just up to you to decide if said first cousin is "hot" or is a second opinion needed?

    It's just opening a can of worms: You only have to think she's hot if all you're doing is fucking, but if you're in a relationship then her hotness has to be directly proportional to the nastiness of the breakup.

    If you're "still friends": butter face.

    Screaming, cops called, and your shit thrown on the lawn: angelina jolie hot

    Metalbourne on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So you're saying that you'll never know how hot a woman truly is until you've already broken up with her?

    Nappuccino on
    Like to write? Want to get e-published? Give us a look-see at http://wednesdaynightwrites.com/
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    So you're saying that you'll never know how hot a woman truly is until you've already broken up with her?

    Usually you don't know how ugly they are until you break up with them.

    Metalbourne on
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    I was like "NONONONONONOOOOOOOOOO".

    I believe thats known as pulling a LaBeouf.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXCK1EyP4s

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what have I ever done to you to deserve an insult like that

    Tam on
This discussion has been closed.