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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    :lol: You're right, I'm sorry. No one deserves that.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • DeeLockDeeLock Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What game should i go get today for xbox 360?

    I already have: Halo 3, Fallout 3, GTA: 4 and CoD 4...

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    If you like long-winded, sci-fi, action-RPGs with aliens Mass Effect is great! I loved it. If you don't like any of those elements, you might hate it.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Everytime I search for reference for something like "guns", in Google, I feel like I'm being flagged.

    "guns"
    "sniper rifle"
    "gun diagram"
    "gun parts"
    "children"
    "children parts"

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Also, guns are complicated. D:

    pic_2004_12_08_ar15_diagram.gif

    wuuuuuuuuut

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    DeeLock wrote: »
    What game should i go get today for xbox 360?

    I already have: Halo 3, Fallout 3, GTA: 4 and CoD 4...

    Ninja gaiden 2
    Resident evil 5
    Gears of war 2

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Everytime I search for reference for something like "guns", in Google, I feel like I'm being flagged.

    "guns"
    "sniper rifle"
    "gun diagram"
    "gun parts"
    "children"
    "children parts"

    "michael jackson Jokes"

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    splat
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Also, guns are complicated. D:

    pic_2004_12_08_ar15_diagram.gif

    wuuuuuuuuut

    They're not complicated, except to aspergers-riddled fucktards.

    Guns consist of a tube a hammer and a way to make the hammer hit the bullet. That's it.

    If you want a specific type of gun but don't know the name of it, just bring it up here on the forum and McGibs will point you to the right name to plug into google.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah, I know Gibs is the go-to guy for weaponry stuffs.

    And I understand how guns work, more or less...but they seem to have lots of parts that I can't easily find "why is this here, what does this do" information on. Some of the parts probably play a minor role and aren't essential, but hey! I don't know that.

    Also, if there's reason for specific details I see on some models.

    [edit] basically, a quick understanding gun assembly for a couple of types would probably be the amount of information I'd need.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I guess its the same for bodys, theres lots and lots and lots and lots of muscles under muscles that are sometimes only barely visible in specific areas, But its sooo complicated if you tried remembering everything

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  • MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have an M4 in my lap right now.

    For as much as I use guns I really don't give a shit about them, all I know is I point at things and they die when I squeeze this trigger thing.

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    (many things so far)

    Shiek, you should change your location to "from Texas, and not a steer."

    I would find more amusement from it, and that's the main reason to decide to do anything.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MaximasXXZ wrote: »
    I have an M4 in my lap right now.

    For as much as I use guns I really don't give a shit about them, all I know is I point at things and they die when I squeeze this trigger thing.

    If you live near an airfield make friends with the loadmasters. They'll smuggle you in beer and porn.

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  • MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    If you live near an airfield make friends with the loadmasters. They'll smuggle you in beer and porn.

    We have guys getting liquor sent to them through bottles of cough medicine. But that's got nothing to do with the loadmasters. Frankly I think its retarded they don't allow us to have porn, I got busted with it last year. My CO found a deck of porn cards in my drawer during an inspection and threw them on the floor. I had to pick them up and throw them away.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MaximasXXZ wrote: »
    If you live near an airfield make friends with the loadmasters. They'll smuggle you in beer and porn.

    We have guys getting liquor sent to them through bottles of cough medicine. But that's got nothing to do with the loadmasters. Frankly I think its retarded they don't allow us to have porn, I got busted with it last year. My CO found a deck of porn cards in my drawer during an inspection and threw them on the floor. I had to pick them up and throw them away.

    wait, what

    this doesn't make any sense

    why the fuck aren't a group of sweaty angry men allowed some porn

    Do they think letting you guys whack it will make you less fierce in battle or something?

    Tam on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MaximasXXZ wrote: »
    If you live near an airfield make friends with the loadmasters. They'll smuggle you in beer and porn.

    We have guys getting liquor sent to them through bottles of cough medicine. But that's got nothing to do with the loadmasters. Frankly I think its retarded they don't allow us to have porn, I got busted with it last year. My CO found a deck of porn cards in my drawer during an inspection and threw them on the floor. I had to pick them up and throw them away.

    What a dick!

    Loadmasters are the guys throwing shit out of the back of a plane and talking about how they have to hurry up so they can get back to spain and get drunk.

    You probably know that already but I wanted to point it out because I was a loadmaster once. It was funny because sometimes when I'd bring beer in everybody would be like, "sorry we can't have it" and the Australians would be all, "hand it here!"

    regardless, everyone fought for the porn.

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  • MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Well in the age of external hard drives and laptops, most people are more than stocked with porn from the internet at home. I have a good 60GBs or so...

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    fuck this, our soldiers have the right to have porn. they shouldn't have to hide it.

    I'm writing to that commie in charge!

    Tam on
  • MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sex is also banned while deployed. Despite the fact that female service members and condoms are both readily available.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MaximasXXZ wrote: »
    Sex is also banned while deployed. Despite the fact that female service members and condoms are both readily available.

    let's try not to make female soldiers sound like sexbots

    but what the hell is the reasoning behind the sex ban?

    Tam on
  • MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    let's try not to make female soldiers sound like sexbots

    but what the hell is the reasoning behind the sex ban?

    I'm assuming they don't want people getting pregnant or spreading STI's while overseas since they're much more difficult to take care of here and cost the government unnecessary money to handle.

    And not to sound like a complete asshole--not that I would care anyway--but women aren't allowed in combat in a combat zone. We're still required to have them here, even if it means on a FOB having an entire shower trailer with 12 shower heads dedicated solely to the 2 female fuck toys that are stationed there. Its annoying.

    I'd take female soldiers/marines/sailors/air...women? more seriously if I didn't see an E-3 (Lance Corporal) hanging out with a group of male staff NCO's every time I go to the chow hall. That shit never happens with men of that rank. But because they're women and are getting someone's rocks off, they're allowed to do pretty much whatever they want.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Christ, the military's so fucking retarded

    Tam on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the funny thing is, women get deployed and they don't want to be there, so they get pregnant in order to be sent home. Most commonly they fuck in the bathrooms, if you can imagine trying to get it up in an outhouse baking in 100+ degree heat.

    We call them bluewater babies.

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  • PiousPious Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    How do I translate this? Or, can anyone Tell me what they are saying here?

    http://xaudar.com/index.php/etiqueta/capacidades-mentales

    Thats my painting, and I wanna know whats it doing there.

    If its been stolen, then YEA! This is the first time someone stole something from me.

    I kinda feel, if someone doesn't' steel my art, then I guess its shit.

    Pious on
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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Pious wrote: »
    How do I translate this? Or, can anyone Tell me what they are saying here?

    http://xaudar.com/index.php/etiqueta/capacidades-mentales

    Thats my painting, and I wanna know whats it doing there.

    If its been stolen, then YEA! This is the first time someone stole something from me.

    I kinda feel, if someone doesn't' steel my art, then I guess its shit.

    http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_url?doit=done&tt=url&intl=1&fr=bf-home&trurl=http%3A%2F%2Fxaudar.com%2Findex.php%2Fetiqueta%2Fcapacidades-mentales&lp=es_en&btnTrUrl=Translate

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  • PiousPious Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    that is the dumbest thing i ever read ever...

    Soccer...against Science...WTF?...and my painting...there...Whatever, I need some pron and pancakes.

    Pious on
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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Pious wrote: »
    that is the dumbest thing i ever read ever...

    Soccer...against Science...WTF?...and my painting...there...Whatever, I need some pron and pancakes.

    SUE!!!!!

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    These are pretty neat; the megaton one in particular.

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  • PiousPious Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Pious wrote: »
    that is the dumbest thing i ever read ever...

    Soccer...against Science...WTF?...and my painting...there...Whatever, I need some pron and pancakes.

    SUE!!!!!

    After I eat these pancakes naked!!!
    Flay wrote: »
    These are pretty neat; the megaton one in particular.

    I've done that before, use a video game and paint the landscape.

    In Super Smash Bro's Melee. I would be fighting, and pause randomly, and go to character to character, rotating the camera around for awesome action poses.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    once I feel ready to start making one in the future OOOOoooooOOOOOoo, can anyone help me make a interweb thing portfolio

    Loomdun on
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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I was briefly in ROTC in highschool, so I know exactly what you service members went through.

    um..

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • Shiekahn_boyShiekahn_boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    (many things so far)

    Shiek, you should change your location to "from Texas, and not a steer."

    I would find more amusement from it, and that's the main reason to decide to do anything.

    Will there be hot pancakes and plenty of bacon in it for me?

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    "your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
    What the fuck are you people even arguing about? Shut up.
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So i've been working out for about a month now, and i'm starting to get that coveted six pack I wanted.

    Go team fitness!

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  • VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    once I feel ready to start making one in the future OOOOoooooOOOOOoo, can anyone help me make a interweb thing portfolio

    What are you trying to do? or need help with?

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Godfather wrote: »
    So i've been working out for about a month now, and i'm starting to get that coveted six pack I wanted.

    Go team fitness!

    What kind of workout routine?

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm supposed to start out with a twenty minute run, but since i'm so lean the instructor said that I could cut it down to ten, since the entire purpose of this is to warm up the muscles so I can stretch.

    After that I hit about a dozen machines that alternate between upper torso and legs/calfs. I make sure to start off with a couple sets of ab crunches before hitting the machines though.

    As for the actual workout, it's something that the instructors at the gym cooked up for me at orientation. It was very helpful!

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Awww... I wish I had instructors at a gym =\

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Aw, don't give up Mars. There's always hope.
    How do you feel about injecting steroids directly into your face?

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • Shiekahn_boyShiekahn_boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My gym has old people.

    Old people who fart when on the machines.

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    "your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
    What the fuck are you people even arguing about? Shut up.
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    @d-robe: I edited my post in that other thread, just so you know :)

    and again, sorry about that.

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