Aw, don't give up Mars. There's always hope.
How do you feel about injecting steroids directly into your face?
I think they have that already.
I think it's Botoxiclean
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"your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
Well, I don't really wanna pay for a gym either. I just use the school's facilities when I can, my main problem is just that I don't really know what I'm doing.
Do a ten/twenty minute cardio warm-up to get the muscles hot, then stretch for a good five/six minutes so you don't pull anything.
Mainly stick with machines; half the challenge of free weights is getting down the balance and form, else you're wasting your time.
Do two sets of twelve reps for each machine, and make sure to pick a reasonable weight that's going to challenge you. Again, alternate between upper and lower body so you don't exhaust yourself too early.
So I got to watch my town's awesome fireworks show (held at the town beach)...in the bay, on a KAYAK. Half of the event had a background of LIGHTNING from a storm that had passed next to us. AND I WAS IN THE OCEAN. Awesome awesome.
The bay is pretty huge, so whenever a firework went off, the BOOM would echo for a few extra seconds. The finale was awesome. All the boats honked their horns, and you could hear the thousands of people at the town beach cheer from across the water. Getting back was fun, too - hugging the shoreline, trying to avoid the wakes from all the boats. The sky opened up and you could see all the stars, minimal light pollution, the smell of a woodfire! AHHH, CONNECTICUT!
My upper back has been totally destroyed. But it was worth it! I also managed to strain a number of muscles in my hand/thumb that I don't think I've ever overexerted before. How the hell?
Ah shit, waking up this morning and putting together the events of the wedding last night are slowly beginning to come back to me. I thought I lost my phone again, but after looking for it for a half hour, I realized I must have plugged it in to recharge before passing out. I lost my wallet last night, but it's okay because there was no money left in it, and I vaguely remember a girl putting it into her purse for me when I had no pockets.
"your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
I could do without the melodrama of that music in every video though
I like when he does the Metroid wall jump!
Seriously though, this is what Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes should have been in the live action GI Joe movie. Not white leather and sneakers and Ray Park stuffed into a fat suit. :x
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I don't care how stupid people think parkour and the like are, what those guys do is goddamn amazing.
People don't think parkour is stupid, the people who try to define what it is are stupid.
Before there was the word "parkour" we used "Jackie Chan" as a verb. As in "He jackie channed his way over that fence and kept running."
Then, of course, we came up with words like "free running" and "parkour", and while there might not be a difference in the mind of the normal person, it's the Interminal Nitpicker that feels the need to define everything as narrowly as possible and then categorize it on Wikipedia, and the Eternal Wannabe who needs to point out that "that's not parkour" every time someone uses the word in order to feel like he's an authority on the subject, otherwise implying that he knows a lot about that subject and tangentially does it.
tl;dr blame people in wheel chairs they're just jealous.
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P.S with the bad-assedness of the previous video, I want to point out that I, too, am bald:
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I think they have that already.
I think it's Botoxiclean
(at the link in my sig)
A lot of gyms offer orientation free of charge, it's just that most people don't know about it.
See if yours offers it.
Mainly stick with machines; half the challenge of free weights is getting down the balance and form, else you're wasting your time.
Do two sets of twelve reps for each machine, and make sure to pick a reasonable weight that's going to challenge you. Again, alternate between upper and lower body so you don't exhaust yourself too early.
And that's pretty much it.
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the fuck are you talking about, he was on Conan just a few days ago!
edit: holy shit, he's right.
Close, that would be billy west.
between him and frank welker, that's like 99% of all cartoon voice acting right there.
Welker is a god. Welker is voice acting. Over 1000 distinct voices, man. Jesus.
oh fuck
I forgot Peter Cullen
Seppuku time
Wouldnt' do her without the peg bundy wig though.
I could do without the melodrama of that music in every video though
The bay is pretty huge, so whenever a firework went off, the BOOM would echo for a few extra seconds. The finale was awesome. All the boats honked their horns, and you could hear the thousands of people at the town beach cheer from across the water. Getting back was fun, too - hugging the shoreline, trying to avoid the wakes from all the boats. The sky opened up and you could see all the stars, minimal light pollution, the smell of a woodfire! AHHH, CONNECTICUT!
My upper back has been totally destroyed. But it was worth it! I also managed to strain a number of muscles in my hand/thumb that I don't think I've ever overexerted before. How the hell?
- Billy Corgan Impersonator?
- Hair transplant donor?
- Bowling ball stand in?
Yeah I'm jealous.
I don't care how stupid people think parkour and the like are, what those guys do is goddamn amazing.
Whenever I see any of that climbing-up-a-wall shit, that always just boggles my mind, too.
Yes.
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Just because only 2 really made it on that show.
Hahaha, that show is completely ridiculous. One of my friends introduced me to it.
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I like when he does the Metroid wall jump!
Seriously though, this is what Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes should have been in the live action GI Joe movie. Not white leather and sneakers and Ray Park stuffed into a fat suit. :x
People don't think parkour is stupid, the people who try to define what it is are stupid.
Before there was the word "parkour" we used "Jackie Chan" as a verb. As in "He jackie channed his way over that fence and kept running."
Then, of course, we came up with words like "free running" and "parkour", and while there might not be a difference in the mind of the normal person, it's the Interminal Nitpicker that feels the need to define everything as narrowly as possible and then categorize it on Wikipedia, and the Eternal Wannabe who needs to point out that "that's not parkour" every time someone uses the word in order to feel like he's an authority on the subject, otherwise implying that he knows a lot about that subject and tangentially does it.
tl;dr blame people in wheel chairs they're just jealous.