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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    I hope they find the b.b. gun sniper perp in a timely manner.. :P

    that body does look oddly like a cadaver :P

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • ScosglenScosglen Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man, I cannot be trusted around brownies. I have probably grazed 1000 calories of turtle brownie in the past 3 hours.

    This is why I can't have sweets around regularly D:

    I felt you should all know this.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You know, for all I hang around the AC, i don't think I've ever posted art here.

    I should work on that.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • r-jasperr-jasper Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    r-jasper wrote: »

    I'll take this to mean your parents pay for everything else.
    what do you mean by that?

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    probably pointing out the triviality of your purchase.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    r-jasper wrote: »
    what do you mean by that?

    That in order for that to be the best $75 you've ever spent, that must be the only $75 you've ever spent.

    Presuming what you were referring in the picture was your piercings, and not, say, a professional level teeth whitening agent, or perhaps an entire replacement upper torso/neck area- in which case, good job, that's a steal of a deal for either.

    EDIT: I hate having to explain fairly obvious sarcastic comments.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    What if his parents paid for that too which is why he was confused about "everything else."

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • r-jasperr-jasper Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    r-jasper wrote: »
    what do you mean by that?

    That in order for that to be the best $75 you've ever spent, that must be the only $75 you've ever spent.

    Presuming what you were referring in the picture was your piercings, and not, say, a professional level teeth whitening agent, or perhaps an entire replacement upper torso/neck area- in which case, good job, that's a steal of a deal for either.

    EDIT: I hate having to explain fairly obvious sarcastic comments.
    ha. ok.

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  • TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Damn. You guys are jerks.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It's 3am and I'm not thinking properly.

    I may regret it tomorrow :)


    edit: for example, I made a thread in H/A about Folk music. I then proceded to list a number of bands/ groups (many of which I'm pretty sure are not folk bands). We'll see how I feel about that thread when i wake up in the morning.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    TheBog wrote: »
    Damn. You guys are jerks.

    I am just keeping consistent with my position that piercings should be limited to débutantes (in the old Europe snooty motherfucker sense) that I wouldn't mind marrying in order to get a massive dowry and a shot at inheriting a castle in return.

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  • exitexit Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    exit wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    The self-hating artist is the one most likely to actually progress imo.
    i hate everything i do and i'm.. making very little progress x_o

    i have no idea how to keep motivating myself

    Install a web content filter in order to force you to draw your own smut.

    shit, compared to most porn my anatomy might actually be superior!

    this is crazy enough to work

    exit on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Send it to me when you're finished.

    ... for critiquing purposes.



    fakeedit: I should sleep, I have lost my internet inhibition.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    who here has ever played dawn of discovery? I just bought the game, its super duper fun

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  • MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've come to a point where I've really just run out of things to do online.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    D-Robe wrote: »
    I hope they find the b.b. gun sniper perp in a timely manner.. :P

    that body does look oddly like a cadaver :P

    Aw man, Nap. That's.. cold.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    D-Robe wrote: »
    I hope they find the b.b. gun sniper perp in a timely manner.. :P

    that body does look oddly like a cadaver :P

    Aw man, Nap. That's.. cold.

    Yeah...

    dead bodies tend to be.

    I'm sorry r-jasper

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I beat Dead Space last night to get the one gun achievement.

    God that turned the game into a fucking chore. Why did I do that?

    Metalbourne on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    D-Robe wrote: »
    I hope they find the b.b. gun sniper perp in a timely manner.. :P

    that body does look oddly like a cadaver :P

    Aw man, Nap. That's.. cold.

    Yeah...

    dead bodies tend to be.

    I'm sorry r-jasper

    wait what

    are you just ruining his joke

    Tam on
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I beat Dead Space last night to get the one gun achievement.

    God that turned the game into a fucking chore. Why did I do that?

    Maybe you're an unemployed loser with way too much time on his hands? No, that can't be it.

    JK, you know I luvs ya. :mrgreen:

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    Cheese.
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    D-Robe wrote: »
    I hope they find the b.b. gun sniper perp in a timely manner.. :P

    that body does look oddly like a cadaver :P

    Aw man, Nap. That's.. cold.

    Yeah...

    dead bodies tend to be.

    I'm sorry r-jasper

    wait what

    are you just ruining his joke

    Did I?

    Damn, that's what I get for staying up all night and posting while blurry eyed.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Sooo booooooored.

    I guess I'll listen to some music and clean up the house. Grrr.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Adam, thats exactly what I'm doing. Soon, I'll play Fall Out 3 though.

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    Now I'm playin Ken Griffey jr baseball. SNES is the best thing there is.

    That is the best baseball game ever.

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  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh man you are so right Bombs. Me and two friends started a season with the Expos last night and we're currently 9-4, first place in the division. I never realized that you could individually edit the players to their real names. Now I have something to do for the next month!

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Freaking psycho girl keeps calling me pretending to be other people.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    There is only one rational choice left; run off to Japan.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Call her back pretending to be the cops.

    Mustang on
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    What did I do to that girl? Guys, am I a horrible person?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    Call her back pretending to be the cops.

    Attention boat owner! We are the cops!

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Yes

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    What did I do to that girl? Guys, am I a horrible person?

    no, the problem is shes just obsessive, theres not much you can do except change numbers and ect, but if shes dedicated enough she'll find out somehow. So the only options it to DESTROYYYYYYYYY

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  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Done cleaning.

    Arrr now I'm still bored.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh also you have to take into consideration shes not thinking about your feelings, its greedy of her to be pushing so much effort into meeting you when you dont. So if anything, shes the one being the horrible person by being like that, you have every right to say no and be happy with what you do.

    edit: in other words it wouldn't even work if you did meet her, because of how shes acting.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It's my opinion that women who are interested in you are harmful to your mental health.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Aren't all women a mental health hazard?

    Edit: Though this one in particular might just be crazy enough to stab me.

    Edit 2: If she stabbed me in the brain, that would really be bad for my mental health!

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    tell her your gay and then be like "this is my life partner"

    edit: that acutally wouldn't work nevermind.

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    splat
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Freaking psycho girl keeps calling me pretending to be other people.

    Ooh! Oooh! I have an idea! if she calls you pretending to be someone other than <psycho girl>, pretend to be <psycho girl>! Then tell us what happens!

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I need a girl to pick up the phone one day. She's gonna have a cow.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    people still call me ma'am over the phone, I just kind of go with it now

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