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New Comic for 6/19/2009

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh fuck yes war of the monsters. Getting impaled was such a bitch though. And the big eye dude who was all ZAPZAPZAP spam all the time.

    L|ama on
  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I would always pick something that could fly. Just so I could rock peoples' shit from afar.

    Baroque And Roll on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I can't be the only one who played Rampage exclusively as Lizzy because when you died she shrank down into a naked lady.

    wasn't she like

    five pixels

    TheySlashThem on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ok the first time I jumped off the top of the Empire State building I actually got a bit of vertigo on the way down

    Weaver on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    and grabbing people and running them up the tallest buildings, then power throwing them and gliding along right behind them watching them twist and scream as they fly six blocks and splat into the next neighborhood

    rad

    Weaver on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    you know what the world truly needs

    a sandbox-style video game where you make your own damn super hero

    that would be so fucking amazing

    Pony on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    or maybe yahtzee's idea where you're basically a batman villain

    TheySlashThem on
  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    there should be a game where you are a giant monster and your only objective is to fuck shit up

    like a new rampage, but more awesome

    the lungfishopolis portion of psychonauts was excellent

    Although once they actually started using the good weapons it was fucking hard.

    Or I just suck at games.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    you know what the world truly needs

    a sandbox-style video game where you make your own damn super hero

    that would be so fucking amazing

    And then rolling superhero battles

    Me Too! on
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    A great thing in inFamous is that I can be nice to people and they actually respond, systemically, to the fact that I am gradually becoming their hero. Where I am now, sometimes if a huge band of criminals closes in out of nowhere and I actually start getting hurt, civilians will throw rocks at them, sometimes knocking them unconscious. Cops will come out and start firing pistols at my enemies, too. Being careful not to kill civilians during my fights throughout the game, and making Moral Choices to help people has led to people helping me, and despite the civilians kind of acting dumb/weird, it does feel like the game responds at a systemic level to the way I've treated people.
    I was not going to get this game, but hot damn.

    Speed Racer on
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    A great thing in inFamous is that I can be nice to people and they actually respond, systemically, to the fact that I am gradually becoming their hero. Where I am now, sometimes if a huge band of criminals closes in out of nowhere and I actually start getting hurt, civilians will throw rocks at them, sometimes knocking them unconscious. Cops will come out and start firing pistols at my enemies, too. Being careful not to kill civilians during my fights throughout the game, and making Moral Choices to help people has led to people helping me, and despite the civilians kind of acting dumb/weird, it does feel like the game responds at a systemic level to the way I've treated people.
    I was not going to get this game, but hot damn.

    It is pretty neat the first time you're fighting badguys, things start looking like they're going to go badly for you and suddenly there's a barrage of rocks and other impromptu missiles flying at the enemies. Basically I was Jesus in this game, and it's nice that for once my choice to be a good guy was vindicated by the game itself.

    vsove on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    A great thing in inFamous is that I can be nice to people and they actually respond, systemically, to the fact that I am gradually becoming their hero. Where I am now, sometimes if a huge band of criminals closes in out of nowhere and I actually start getting hurt, civilians will throw rocks at them, sometimes knocking them unconscious. Cops will come out and start firing pistols at my enemies, too. Being careful not to kill civilians during my fights throughout the game, and making Moral Choices to help people has led to people helping me, and despite the civilians kind of acting dumb/weird, it does feel like the game responds at a systemic level to the way I've treated people.
    I was not going to get this game, but hot damn.

    It is pretty neat the first time you're fighting badguys, things start looking like they're going to go badly for you and suddenly there's a barrage of rocks and other impromptu missiles flying at the enemies. Basically I was Jesus in this game, and it's nice that for once my choice to be a good guy was vindicated by the game itself.

    I also, if I can afford to, heal people during combat. Especially downed cops, if there are any around. Sometimes there's a swarm of bad guys and we (me + cops + civilians) whittle them down, and then there's one bad guy left who can't get a shot off because as soon as he recovers his balance, another rock hits him in the head from a different angle. It's like my enemy has accidentally traveled back to the Old Testament and pissed off the town.
    Or the modern middle east, and is a rape victim.

    Defender on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I love how the morality choices in Prototype boil down to how you're going to rip someone to shreds and devour them to fuel your campaign of horrible destruction.

    Personally, I enjoy the musclemass pull.

    Brolo on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm a claw man!

    I thought with being able to choose between destroying hives or millitary bases, it would devolve into an order vs. chaos thing but it turns out they're both just great EP sources!

    Meissnerd on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    I love how the morality choices in Prototype boil down to how you're going to rip someone to shreds and devour them to fuel your campaign of horrible destruction.

    Personally, I enjoy the musclemass pull.

    I love just running past someone, snagging them and running up the nearest roof
    Edit: Stealth-Consuming a whole military base is fun, too
    No one noticing that suddenly there are only two people instead of 50
    Probably vacation!

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Stealth consume is for pussies especially once you finish upgrading your weapon and vehicle skills, and all that might be in there is a Web target if there are any military ones left

    Grab him, eat him, switch back to Mercer, fuck shit up

    Me Too! on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I don't see how being so fast that you are able to consume a human unseen is anything but badass

    Meissnerd on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh man I was unseen

    vs

    I was seen and then I punched a guy so hard his legs flew off

    Me Too! on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    But you're dumb, which is why the subtlety is lost on you.

    Defender on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    There's something to be said for finesse, Wiggin.

    Meissnerd on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    But you're dumb, which is why the subtlety is lost on you.

    Yes this is surely why I prefer action over stealth is a lack of intelligence

    Me Too! on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Never mind that the Splinter Cell games are some of my favorite ever and taking out every guard in a room one by one is awesome as hell

    No

    I'm clearly just too dumb to prefer sucking down fifty soldiers versus hitting them with a razor-sharp whip arm

    Also stealth consume is a pain because you basically have to be fucking the guy in the ass for it to work

    Me Too! on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Also stealth consume is a pain because you basically have to be fucking the guy in the ass for it to work

    and what is wrong with that

    Loomdun on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Never mind that the Splinter Cell games are some of my favorite ever and taking out every guard in a room one by one is awesome as hell

    As opposed to moving past undetected, such that it was like you were never there. Right. Good point.

    Defender on
  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    you know what the world truly needs

    a sandbox-style video game where you make your own damn super hero

    that would be so fucking amazing

    Why would a super hero want to jack a car?

    Coldbrand on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Never mind that the Splinter Cell games are some of my favorite ever and taking out every guard in a room one by one is awesome as hell

    No

    I'm clearly just too dumb to prefer sucking down fifty soldiers versus hitting them with a razor-sharp whip arm

    Also stealth consume is a pain because you basically have to be fucking the guy in the ass for it to work

    idiot

    Raneados on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Never mind that the Splinter Cell games are some of my favorite ever and taking out every guard in a room one by one is awesome as hell

    No

    I'm clearly just too dumb to prefer sucking down fifty soldiers versus hitting them with a razor-sharp whip arm

    Also stealth consume is a pain because you basically have to be fucking the guy in the ass for it to work

    You ever think about not flipping the fuck out any time anyone says anything negative to you? I'm just saying it might dissuade people from the popular and well researched hypothesis that you're a floundering retard

    Also I really love Prototype, but I really want a sequel to it right now because they could do a lot more with it.

    Tube on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Never mind that the Splinter Cell games are some of my favorite ever and taking out every guard in a room one by one is awesome as hell

    As opposed to moving past undetected, such that it was like you were never there. Right. Good point.

    Yes why make it easier on myself by removing that which might detect me

    Good thing I have you here to tell me how to enjoy things and how I'm enjoying them wrong

    Me Too! on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2009
    didn't this whole tangent start because you told someone they were doing it wrong

    I believe it did

    Tube on
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Everyone on this page is dumb.

    laughingfuzzball on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I just proved you wrong.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    If they could somehow fuse Mass Effects dialogue system into Prototype I would be thrilled. Instead of paragon/renegade they could do some sort of chaotic evil/lawful evil type deal. The problem with that is that I don't think Mercer is the type to stop and chat much.

    Meissnerd on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Far too busy cleaning the effluvia of a thousand dead off his stylish hoodie.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Never mind that the Splinter Cell games are some of my favorite ever and taking out every guard in a room one by one is awesome as hell

    As opposed to moving past undetected, such that it was like you were never there. Right. Good point.

    Yes why make it easier on myself by removing that which might detect me

    Good thing I have you here to tell me how to enjoy things and how I'm enjoying them wrong

    A swing and a miss.

    Defender on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Never mind that the Splinter Cell games are some of my favorite ever and taking out every guard in a room one by one is awesome as hell

    No

    I'm clearly just too dumb to prefer sucking down fifty soldiers versus hitting them with a razor-sharp whip arm

    Also stealth consume is a pain because you basically have to be fucking the guy in the ass for it to work

    Wiggin if you are playing Splinter Cell and you are Killing people you are not exactly being stealthy.

    Blake T on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    It is if you don't get caught

    Me Too! on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    It is if you don't get caught

    You can tell the developers agree because your "stealth score" drops dramatically every time you kill someone.

    Defender on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    So replace kill with knock out

    You still have to engage them but your score either doesn't drop or takes the slightest of dips if all you do is knock people out

    Me Too! on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    So replace kill with knock out

    You still have to engage them but your score either doesn't drop or takes the slightest of dips if all you do is knock people out

    1-point drop for KO, actually, but it's not much of a drop.

    Defender on
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