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[Mini-Phalla] Phalladay the 13th - The Killers/Popular Clique victory!

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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    LETS TRY NO KILL!

    EDIT: OH DAMMIT!

    EDIT2: NEVER MIND THE LAST EDIT

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i think you're in kuhlmeye

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah, kuhlmeye would seem to be the last.

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Thanks for the info dunadan!

    For some reason I thought burnage had second to last spot. Whoops

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  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sign me up, mr scott. also, i would vote for the no kill... seems like fun if we get the right guy but the cops dont show up :P

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Aaand we're full! Still got four reserve slots, I'll update the player list tomorrow. For right now, I must away for the evening, and when I get back I'll probably be far too drunk to sort all the colours out.

    I think 'No Kill' won the vote, which works out smashingly for me, because I've got a bunch of mechanics I want to try out that hinge on it.

    Expect role PMs and the like to be out sometime tomorrow, or -maaaaybe- tonight, and I'll post when the end of the first day is.

    Kay2 on
  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'll reserve up for this; it looks interesting.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !Reserve to KILL KILL KILL.

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'll have to reserve up for this thing

    Also, I think killing is vastly superior... unless there are evil thrall's immune to the vote, delicious! Or just baddies immune to the vote in general for hilarity of seeming like guaranteed goods.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hey look, I missed a mini!

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have to say, I'm super excited about probably getting killed day 1 in my first phalla. :P I hope I can not create any grudges right off, though.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Welcome to Phalla, Captain Eleven. We hope you'll enjoy it and stay for many more.

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have to say, I'm super excited about probably getting killed day 1 in my first phalla. :P I hope I can not create any grudges right off, though.

    Go sign up for Round 2 of the College (Newbie) Phalla! :D
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=92695

    Houn on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have to say, I'm super excited about probably getting killed day 1 in my first phalla. :P I hope I can not create any grudges right off, though.

    You can also try hopping in the newbie phalla, which is going to run a second game, i believe.

    EDIT: Beat'd by a newb :P

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Burnage wrote: »
    I used to mod the films' semi-official forums. I have to sign up.

    Also, no kill.

    Coward!

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  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    oh man... missed by 10 freaking minutes

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sign up
    KILLL!!!

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm tellin' you right now, you guys are screwed.

    The Freddy role is gonna murderize you and you wouldn't even know what hit ya.

    The poor sap that got the Ash role? Good luck.

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  • Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !KILL THEM ALL

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Okay, I think that the player list is updated, but I am FAR too drunk to write up an initial narration and send out role PMs. I shall do this in the morning, provided I have no hangover.

    We are going with NO KILL! as per the vote.

    INACTIVUS HUNGERS!

    Miss two votes in a row, or three total, and you shall be replaced.

    Also, if you keep breaking your post restriction, I'll have to replace you too.

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  • Fatal3RR0RFatal3RR0R Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I shall be reserving up!

    No kill!

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I thiiiink I'll close signups now at seven (!!) reserves. Doubt we'll go through that many, though.

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kay wrote: »
    Okay, I think that the player list is updated, but I am FAR too drunk to write up an initial narration and send out role PMs. I shall do this in the morning, provided I have no hangover.

    We are going with NO KILL! as per the vote.

    INACTIVUS HUNGERS!

    Miss two votes in a row, or three total, and you shall be replaced.

    Also, if you keep breaking your post restriction, I'll have to replace you too.

    ALL ARE COWARDS!

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kay wrote: »
    Okay, I think that the player list is updated, but I am FAR too drunk to write up an initial narration and send out role PMs.

    :^:

    Also, SPORK. I intend to be Jason in this game. It is not cowardice to wish to fully recognise immortal homicidal rage.

    Burnage on
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Burnage wrote: »
    Kay wrote: »
    Okay, I think that the player list is updated, but I am FAR too drunk to write up an initial narration and send out role PMs.

    :^:

    Also, SPORK. I intend to be Jason in this game. It is not cowardice to wish to fully recognise immortal homicidal rage.

    You know not the power of the Spork Side.
    wargh.jpg

    BURNAGEEEEE!

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Burnage wrote: »
    Kay wrote: »
    Okay, I think that the player list is updated, but I am FAR too drunk to write up an initial narration and send out role PMs.

    :^:

    Also, SPORK. I intend to be Jason in this game. It is not cowardice to wish to fully recognise immortal homicidal rage.

    You know not the power of the Spork Side.
    wargh.jpg

    BURNAGEEEEE!

    Spork I assure that when I sober up, I shall bring our rivalry to epic new heights of photoshoppery.

    Burnage on
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Burnage wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    Kay wrote: »
    Okay, I think that the player list is updated, but I am FAR too drunk to write up an initial narration and send out role PMs.

    :^:

    Also, SPORK. I intend to be Jason in this game. It is not cowardice to wish to fully recognise immortal homicidal rage.

    You know not the power of the Spork Side.
    wargh.jpg

    BURNAGEEEEE!

    Spork I assure that when I sober up, I shall bring our rivalry to epic new heights of photoshoppery.

    SOBRIETY? ON MY INTERNETS? NAY!

    SpectralSpork on
  • Julius CaezureJulius Caezure Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    I'm tellin' you right now, you guys are screwed.

    The Freddy role is gonna murderize you and you wouldn't even know what hit ya.

    The poor sap that got the Ash role? Good luck.

    I don't want your book, I don't want your bullshit. Just send me back to my own time, pronto, today. Chop chop!

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    To this day, I am saddened that Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash never got made. Them being in this mini would cheer me considerably. <3

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Burnage wrote: »
    To this day, I am saddened that Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash never got made. Them being in this mini would cheer me considerably. <3

    fvsjvsa.jpg

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    To this day, I am saddened that Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash never got made. Them being in this mini would cheer me considerably. <3

    freddyjasonash_pashop.jpg

    Did I do it right?

    Houn on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    middle guy needs to be B:L

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    middle guy needs to be B:L

    Refresh.

    Houn on
  • VerrVerr Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nice.

    Verr on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You guys voted for no kill, horribleeeeee

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Houn wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    To this day, I am saddened that Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash never got made. Them being in this mini would cheer me considerably. <3

    http://digitalarcanum.net/stuff/freddyjasonash_pashop.jpg

    Did I do it right?

    Somebody just got bumped straight to the top of my "do not kill" list.

    Burnage on
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Burnage wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    To this day, I am saddened that Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash never got made. Them being in this mini would cheer me considerably. <3

    http://digitalarcanum.net/stuff/freddyjasonash_pashop.jpg

    Did I do it right?

    Somebody just got bumped straight to the top of my "do not kill" list.

    Seconded.

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  • Julius CaezureJulius Caezure Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That...that is beautiful.

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    All Role PMs are out. Narration incoming.

    PLEASE NOTE: Epic Revealing is not allowed in this Phalla. If you reveal in an epic fashion to the thread, BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN. Don't do it. Unless I've said you can.

    Kay2 on
  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Day One - The Discovery

    The state of the Supervisor's Office was... terrifying, to say the least. And, if you looked at it in a purely detached way, a little comical. Black comedy of course, but the way the man had been killed was so over the top, it was almost like an elaborate practical joke with a dummy. But the smell, oh god, the SMELL. There was no way that wasn't real. Coppery blood and the stench of human waste filled the room like an unwelcome family member.

    The Supe, at least, what was left of him, was slumped in a high-backed chair. His head was in the waste-paper basket, which was also full to the brim with blood. A wide machete was stuck in the chair's headrest at about neck height. No prizes for guessing what had happened there. A rusty meathook was lodged high in his chest, possibly caught on the collarbone, and had been used to rip the man open from groin to throat, while internal organs were left to fall into his bloody lap. Both wrists were cut, one so badly that it was hanging on to the wrist only by a strip of tendon, which caused the mostly-severed appendage to bounce like some kind of grotesque spider marionette.

    As the teenage staff-members gathered in the office-turned-slaughterhouse, all eyes eventually rested on the phone, perversely free of blood and gore where it stood on the corner of the Supe's desk.


    Who is responsible? Who are you going to call the police on?

    Vote in !Bold Red for the person you think is the murderer. Don't forget your post restrictions!

    Day One will end at 10pm BST on Sunday (approximately 31.5 hours from now.)

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