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so i went to the hospital for the first time ever
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for myself at least
others today 1st: first time ive peed in a bottle, first time ive ever thought i was going to die, first time ive been on a hospital bed hooked up and everything, first IV with some drug i cant remember the name of but made me stop twitching on the bed so much, and also on the way home i felt pretty marveled by all the greenery i saw not sure if it did that to
Diagnosis: heart palpitations and possible anxiety disorder
does anyone want a story? i have to pee first
others today 1st: first time ive peed in a bottle, first time ive ever thought i was going to die, first time ive been on a hospital bed hooked up and everything, first IV with some drug i cant remember the name of but made me stop twitching on the bed so much, and also on the way home i felt pretty marveled by all the greenery i saw not sure if it did that to
Diagnosis: heart palpitations and possible anxiety disorder
does anyone want a story? i have to pee first
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But yes, if I were you I would definitely try to understand the source of the heart palpitations. They can be a sign of...a whole lot of bad things. Not to aggravate your anxiety
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it was several years later before I realised you could stop peeing mid stream
every time i visit the hospital i feel violated
even if they just listen to my heartbeat
hospitals are the worst places
anxiety disorders can be dealt with though, i had one when i was a kid/probably still have one but i went through therapy and stuff to learn to cope with it/should probably go back to therapy for a refresher course.
they'll probably try to put you on anti anxiety drugs
so you'll either feel like that all day every day
or like a zombie
i felt like a zombie
it was so terrible. i didn't have any feelings whatsoever
When we were on a school sports trip, a guy I know went up an asked the bus driver if he could pull over on the side of the road so he could pee. The bus driver said no, so he said "okay then I'll just piss in a bottle", and the bus driver was all "yeah sure you will, whatever". So he did, and filled the bottle to about a quarter of an inch from the top. Then the bus driver pulled over and got all angry at him, then he reminded him that he had told him he was going to and it was his own stupid fault. It was pretty funny.
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How can a man live this long and not ever try to stop peeing midstream?
I had pneumonia.
They gave me medicine that tasted like bananas.
just reading it made me immediately try to stop the pretend stream of pee from coming out
like it's an immediate reaction when i read about someone not attempting to do it.
so weird.
penicillin made it so i can't eat banana flavored popsicles without being grossed out
It was a hospital in Russia. They may have experimented on me.
All I remember is my gran bringing me pancakes.
Important lesson to be learned there.
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when i was a kid, i ate too much junk food so i had to go to the doctor to get poo taken out of me because i was so constipated
that was an interesting doctor's visit.
a pee thread is a step back
Also hospitals suck. Even good ones, where the doctors are chill and know what they're talking about - you're still sitting on the world's least comfortable bed with a needle in your arm watching reruns of Roseanne while the world's smelliest old person farts in the next compartment.
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Ugh having an IV or other thing stabbed inside me for a long period of time seems horrible. It just makes me think of like... leaning on it wrong and ripping the hole open or shoving it further in or something and uahahgahgugghhhhhhhhhh
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Or do you just like hangin' out with folks in ugly pajamas?
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You like that prostate check a bit to much in my opinion.
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edit: alright ok story time
so here it is like 3:30 am im on the reading chillin and maxin eating some pringles, when all of a sudden, bam, i feel a weird irregular heart beat
this has happened before but this time was different, i could feel my heart just go fucking faster and and then i started freaking out which couldnt have helped
so once gaain its 3:30 am i fucking thrust open my dads door and yell "HOSPITAL 911 CALL HOSPITAL MY HEART"
as my dad is throwing himself out of bed i check the mirror and i am fucking incredibly white, i have rosacea for an example and all of it was gone
so my dad turns on the bathroom light to get a look at me while im muttering and freaking out "hospital 911 call" and hes like "youre scaring me youre pale white and your lips are blue oh god go get your shoes" so i get my shoes and cellphone just in case and my dad gets his shoes and we go downstairs to the car
now my experience in the car was probably the worst experience of my life
my hands start going numb, my right hand is on my heart trying to make sure im still beating, and were fuckin speedin out of the parkiling lot right now, i rolled up a window and my dad is like "DEEP BREATHS BREATH CAN YOU BREATH OH GOD DONT DO THIS TO ME DSAVE HIM" and this numbness is now covering my entire hands and movin up my arms as we're in the street barreling to the hospital
now this numbness in my hands means I CANT FEEL MY HEARTBEAT ANYMORE OH GOD and my dad puts his hand to my chest and hes like "ITS OK I CAN FEEL IT JUST BREATHE DEEEP PLEASE GOD DONT DO THIS" and this numbness is in my feet now and also around my chestt, so now its my chest and hands so i cannot feel heartbeat at all and im constantly asking my dad "IS IT STILL BEATING" and hes like "YES PLEASE JUST BREATH TAKE DEEP BREATHES MOVE AROUND JUST"
im like going "oh god oh god im sorry im sorry ill start believing in you again i dont want to die I DONT WANT TO DIE"
the numbness feeling is getting stronger too as we finally make it to the hospital after like driving through 3 red lights for like 9 minutes
we fucking speedwalk right into the emergency entrance and my dad talks and i get put into a wheelchair just muttering to the nurse" cant feel anything so much numbness my heart is beating so fast"
anyway skipping that part i put on the gown and everything and lie on the bed and get hooked up some machines and get those little tube things in my nose that provide oxygen while the nurse asks me questions and shit
i gradually start to feel better after talking to the nurse, i talk to the doctor, then i talk to the nurse again and i go give a urine sample and then i go back and get hooked up to the IV with some relaxation drug and am just told to chill as she gets blood samples for results with the doctor
the results take 1 hour to get back so im just sitting in the bed:
1st half hour twitching like mad trying to breath normally
2nd still twitchin like mad but feeling better psychologically
anyway then the doctor says all life signs are normal, blood sample found i need some potassium supplements so i take those nearly coughing them up
and then finally for the next 20 minutes till the doctor gets the diagnosis and eveything im pretty ok got a heart beat ranging from just 75-105 now, and the twitching has finally stopped
then i get the diagnosis and unplug from everything and we leave and here i am
the doctor said that im really fucking thin and that the distance between my heart and my lungs is so small, and that i should pretty much stop drinking anything with caffiene for the next couple months at least, then we got a recommendation for another doctor to check with in 2 days
jesus
i'm glad you're okay, that is awful
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you were going to become the flash!
(seriously though don't die dude)
Glad you're ok, man.
im really gonna miss cherry coke
Way to show everybody up.
One second I was waiting in line to pay, next second I was in the emergency room with my skull cracked open.
Don't they have a caffeine free version?
wh-what?