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so i went to the hospital for the first time ever

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You could be 9 feet tall and weigh 8000 pounds, a doctor in an ER will still tell you to avoid caffeine. It's a lot like "Drink alcohol in moderation" and "stay away from AIDS"


    it's bullshit. Drink up.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    also nevermind AIDS

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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    few years ago I was in the hospital getting a mole removed off my neck. Family has a history of skin cancer so I'd rather be safe than sorry.

    One second I was waiting in line to pay, next second I was in the emergency room with my skull cracked open.

    wh-what?

    Obviously, he didn't have the money, so the hospital muscle broke his head open.

    Luckily, he was pretty close to a hospital.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I don't care what any one says, I'm never going to stop drinking AIDS.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    probably tastes like shit

    Well the caffeine doesn't affect the taste any!

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2009
    moocow wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    few years ago I was in the hospital getting a mole removed off my neck. Family has a history of skin cancer so I'd rather be safe than sorry.

    One second I was waiting in line to pay, next second I was in the emergency room with my skull cracked open.

    wh-what?

    Obviously, he didn't have the money, so the hospital muscle broke his head open.

    Luckily, he was pretty close to a hospital.

    that was the good thing


    i mean of all places to pass out and crack your head on the floor, i was in the hospital already

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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Shiiiiit, you guys posted while I was reading the rest of the page. :(

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    who hasn't been to the hoppital

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i just ate three hot dogs in like ten seconds god damn

    ack on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My cardiologist managed to tell me to give up caffeine with a straight face.


    then we laaaaaaaughed.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    My cardiologist managed to tell me to give up caffeine with a straight face.


    then we laaaaaaaughed.

    Dibs on your coffee maker.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I don't care what any one says, I'm never going to stop drinking AIDS.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    "...ohhh hahaha... yeah, I'd been practicing that in my head for 5 minutes.... whew.... but seriously, you're poisoning yourself. You should really... hehehehahaha... yeah... anyway..."

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ack wrote: »
    i just ate three hot dogs in like ten seconds god damn

    THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    No more cake for me thank you, I have the AIDS.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ack wrote: »
    i just ate three hot dogs in like ten seconds god damn

    thats not good u wont enjoy them that way

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    maybe ill just eat double the amount and enjoy them that way

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ack you fatty

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    *rubs belly*

    ack on
  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    its these multiple handfulls of spitz that are really making me feel awful

    ack on
  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ack wrote: »
    its these multiple handfulls of spitz that are really making me feel awful

    You should really try AYDS.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ack wrote: »
    *rubs belly*

    You're supposed to say "Bargon wan chee kospah," and laugh when you do that.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I don't care what any one says, I'm never going to stop drinking AIDS.

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    How about a nice tall glass of aids?

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm old enough to remember ayds commercials.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    They're just gonna keep pumpin' you full of benzos forever now

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ack wrote: »
    i just ate three hot dogs in like ten seconds god damn

    THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
    oh

    my

    god

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    one time i got a piece of my hip removed to put in my mouth

    the doctor told me i wouldn't walk for like, two weeks, and i stared him down and got up out of bed and ripped that fucking iv tree over to the bathroom and took a piss in the toilet

    i ain't gonna go in no fucking bed pan

    t zephyr: glad you're alive, hospitals suck

    t stale: ur a bitch

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    one time i got a piece of my hip removed to put in my mouth

    the doctor told me i wouldn't walk for like, two weeks, and i stared him down and got up out of bed and ripped that fucking iv tree over to the bathroom and took a piss in the toilet

    i ain't gonna go in no fucking bed pan

    t zephyr: glad you're alive, hospitals suck

    t stale: ur a bitch

    wait why did they do that

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Seriously though anxiety disorders are awful

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    one time i got a piece of my hip removed to put in my mouth

    the doctor told me i wouldn't walk for like, two weeks, and i stared him down and got up out of bed and ripped that fucking iv tree over to the bathroom and took a piss in the toilet

    i ain't gonna go in no fucking bed pan

    t zephyr: glad you're alive, hospitals suck

    t stale: ur a bitch

    wait why did they do that

    something about a collapsing palate i don't know

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    my dad is in the hospital

    specifically he is in a long-term acute care unit

    i am really scared because the mortality rates at those places are waaay too high

    but i keep telling myself that is because they are glorified nursing homes so they get a lot of old people

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    that sucks quoth

    what for?

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  • Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    one time i got a piece of my hip removed to put in my mouth

    the doctor told me i wouldn't walk for like, two weeks, and i stared him down and got up out of bed and ripped that fucking iv tree over to the bathroom and took a piss in the toilet

    i ain't gonna go in no fucking bed pan

    t zephyr: glad you're alive, hospitals suck

    t stale: ur a bitch

    wait why did they do that

    something about a collapsing palate i don't know

    Your parents were tired of you telling fibs and half-truths all of the time. You know what they say about the hips?
    The hips don't lie.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    wedge that is an awful avatar

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Wedge, I'm not sure if I want to hit you or report that for awesome.

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    for myself at least

    others today 1st: first time ive peed in a bottle, first time ive ever thought i was going to die, first time ive been on a hospital bed hooked up and everything, first IV with some drug i cant remember the name of but made me stop twitching on the bed so much, and also on the way home i felt pretty marveled by all the greenery i saw not sure if it did that to

    Diagnosis: heart palpitations and possible anxiety disorder


    does anyone want a story? i have to pee first

    Did you get hells of Xanax? I'm not sure if that comes in a drip but i got it a few times before (minor) surgery and i liked it.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    that sucks quoth

    what for?

    valley fever with double pneumonia

    he was at UCLA until yesterday and we were feeling pretty good about life

    but this new place is apparently very scary as compared to UCLA

    when you go from the third best hospital in the country to a nursing home, some shock is inevitable

    he has been hospitalized for over a month and a half

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    so does zephyr have aids yet?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    dang

    i'm sorry

    that sounds extremely shitty

    like pneumonia would be bad enough, but double pneumonia? hope he gets better soon, dog

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    one time i got a piece of my hip removed to put in my mouth

    the doctor told me i wouldn't walk for like, two weeks, and i stared him down and got up out of bed and ripped that fucking iv tree over to the bathroom and took a piss in the toilet

    i ain't gonna go in no fucking bed pan

    did you then proceed to hunt down the fucker who stole your heart?

    are you chev chelios?

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