You could be 9 feet tall and weigh 8000 pounds, a doctor in an ER will still tell you to avoid caffeine. It's a lot like "Drink alcohol in moderation" and "stay away from AIDS"
"...ohhh hahaha... yeah, I'd been practicing that in my head for 5 minutes.... whew.... but seriously, you're poisoning yourself. You should really... hehehehahaha... yeah... anyway..."
one time i got a piece of my hip removed to put in my mouth
the doctor told me i wouldn't walk for like, two weeks, and i stared him down and got up out of bed and ripped that fucking iv tree over to the bathroom and took a piss in the toilet
i ain't gonna go in no fucking bed pan
t zephyr: glad you're alive, hospitals suck
t stale: ur a bitch
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one time i got a piece of my hip removed to put in my mouth
the doctor told me i wouldn't walk for like, two weeks, and i stared him down and got up out of bed and ripped that fucking iv tree over to the bathroom and took a piss in the toilet
i ain't gonna go in no fucking bed pan
t zephyr: glad you're alive, hospitals suck
t stale: ur a bitch
wait why did they do that
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one time i got a piece of my hip removed to put in my mouth
the doctor told me i wouldn't walk for like, two weeks, and i stared him down and got up out of bed and ripped that fucking iv tree over to the bathroom and took a piss in the toilet
i ain't gonna go in no fucking bed pan
t zephyr: glad you're alive, hospitals suck
t stale: ur a bitch
wait why did they do that
something about a collapsing palate i don't know
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Quoththe RavenMiami, FL FOR REALRegistered Userregular
edited June 2009
my dad is in the hospital
specifically he is in a long-term acute care unit
i am really scared because the mortality rates at those places are waaay too high
but i keep telling myself that is because they are glorified nursing homes so they get a lot of old people
one time i got a piece of my hip removed to put in my mouth
the doctor told me i wouldn't walk for like, two weeks, and i stared him down and got up out of bed and ripped that fucking iv tree over to the bathroom and took a piss in the toilet
i ain't gonna go in no fucking bed pan
t zephyr: glad you're alive, hospitals suck
t stale: ur a bitch
wait why did they do that
something about a collapsing palate i don't know
Your parents were tired of you telling fibs and half-truths all of the time. You know what they say about the hips?
The hips don't lie.
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others today 1st: first time ive peed in a bottle, first time ive ever thought i was going to die, first time ive been on a hospital bed hooked up and everything, first IV with some drug i cant remember the name of but made me stop twitching on the bed so much, and also on the way home i felt pretty marveled by all the greenery i saw not sure if it did that to
Diagnosis: heart palpitations and possible anxiety disorder
does anyone want a story? i have to pee first
Did you get hells of Xanax? I'm not sure if that comes in a drip but i got it a few times before (minor) surgery and i liked it.
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Quoththe RavenMiami, FL FOR REALRegistered Userregular
one time i got a piece of my hip removed to put in my mouth
the doctor told me i wouldn't walk for like, two weeks, and i stared him down and got up out of bed and ripped that fucking iv tree over to the bathroom and took a piss in the toilet
i ain't gonna go in no fucking bed pan
did you then proceed to hunt down the fucker who stole your heart?
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it's bullshit. Drink up.
Obviously, he didn't have the money, so the hospital muscle broke his head open.
Luckily, he was pretty close to a hospital.
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Well the caffeine doesn't affect the taste any!
that was the good thing
i mean of all places to pass out and crack your head on the floor, i was in the hospital already
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then we laaaaaaaughed.
Dibs on your coffee maker.
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
thats not good u wont enjoy them that way
You should really try AYDS.
You're supposed to say "Bargon wan chee kospah," and laugh when you do that.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
How about a nice tall glass of aids?
my
god
the doctor told me i wouldn't walk for like, two weeks, and i stared him down and got up out of bed and ripped that fucking iv tree over to the bathroom and took a piss in the toilet
i ain't gonna go in no fucking bed pan
t zephyr: glad you're alive, hospitals suck
t stale: ur a bitch
wait why did they do that
something about a collapsing palate i don't know
specifically he is in a long-term acute care unit
i am really scared because the mortality rates at those places are waaay too high
but i keep telling myself that is because they are glorified nursing homes so they get a lot of old people
what for?
Your parents were tired of you telling fibs and half-truths all of the time. You know what they say about the hips?
Did you get hells of Xanax? I'm not sure if that comes in a drip but i got it a few times before (minor) surgery and i liked it.
valley fever with double pneumonia
he was at UCLA until yesterday and we were feeling pretty good about life
but this new place is apparently very scary as compared to UCLA
when you go from the third best hospital in the country to a nursing home, some shock is inevitable
he has been hospitalized for over a month and a half
i'm sorry
that sounds extremely shitty
like pneumonia would be bad enough, but double pneumonia? hope he gets better soon, dog
did you then proceed to hunt down the fucker who stole your heart?
are you chev chelios?