one time i got a piece of my hip removed to put in my mouth
the doctor told me i wouldn't walk for like, two weeks, and i stared him down and got up out of bed and ripped that fucking iv tree over to the bathroom and took a piss in the toilet
i ain't gonna go in no fucking bed pan
t zephyr: glad you're alive, hospitals suck
t stale: ur a bitch
wait why did they do that
something about a collapsing palate i don't know
Its good that they fixed that then because if you ate a potato chip the wrong way you could stab your brain
Just saw my doctor, he gave me a bottle of klonopin
I use these sorta shits responsibly when I need them but man he wants me to be on benzos 24/7 and that doesn't sound like a very good plan
It seems to be a trend lately to give clonazepam (klonopin) for use all the time, which is weird. I wouldn't recommend it, but just keep them for times of extremely high anxiety.
So basically IVs are the worst fucking things in the world especially when its there to hydrate you so that you have to pee exactly every half-hour and to do so you have to haul yourself out of the hospital bed and drag the thing with you ten yards to the fucking bathroom in the middle of the night (not that you can sleep because you constantly have to fucking pee) and because you've had a catheter up your dick during surgery it stings like shit to let loose and takes ten minutes to get going besides.
Fuuuuuuck the hospital.
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edited June 2009
the only thing that sucks more than a catheter is a tube up your butt
FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited June 2009
I love drugs
But, honest to God, the only drug I've ever really needed to make me feel okay is weed. It's only self-medicating because it's illegal. It kills my anxiety and I have some pretty severe stomach problems that, out of everything I've ever tried, only weed works for. Which explains why I smoked it so chronically for years.
Now that I don't smoke anymore and I'm taking other stuff to manage my crippling anxiety, I can't help but think how much better off I'd be if the doctor had just handed be a bottle full of joints and said "smoke one each night".
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ill bet you i can beat you
Its good that they fixed that then because if you ate a potato chip the wrong way you could stab your brain
Not every day mind you.
But most days.
I really miss being fucked up on tranqs and narcotics 24/7
currently self-medicating with ice cream
I also suggest chocolate milk with warm cookies to dunk into it.
Either snickerdoodles or chocolate chip are perhaps the strongest prescription.
they're straws you can eat!
you just made things worse
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i am putting my arm around your shoulders
nodding slowly and saying "yeah, yeah"
man seriously it was really, really hard to throw out all of my hydromorphone i had been squirreling away since my prescription ended
but i finally did it
and it's hard, sometimes, to live with that
Cold cookies are fine too!
They can also be microwaved.
are... are you almost there, orik?
I think I needed new spark plugs
it weirds me out when people can go most of their lives without a medical emergency
i deal with having to go the hospital in an ambulance at least once every year or two
I use these sorta shits responsibly when I need them but man he wants me to be on benzos 24/7 and that doesn't sound like a very good plan
i've got one of those cartoonish 50 ton weights on my back
you know
i hear pot is really good for most things
arthritis
glaucoma
hurt feelings
things
skin cancer
lazy Saturdays
that is the exact opposite of what i need
theys like two strains of weed see
sativa and indica
indica makes you all sleepy and munchy
sativa makes you more kinda alert and head buzzy and stuff
anyway
indica is way more common because its easier to grow and makes more money
so you most likely have had that
but a high medical grade sativa is an almost completely different affect
i'm high on life
and by life i mean shrooms
It seems to be a trend lately to give clonazepam (klonopin) for use all the time, which is weird. I wouldn't recommend it, but just keep them for times of extremely high anxiety.
my sole ambition in life is to get to ' normal'
i don't want to get kicked back down because of chemical fallout
stressed his body the fuck out
Fuuuuuuck the hospital.
you have a forum to admin
But, honest to God, the only drug I've ever really needed to make me feel okay is weed. It's only self-medicating because it's illegal. It kills my anxiety and I have some pretty severe stomach problems that, out of everything I've ever tried, only weed works for. Which explains why I smoked it so chronically for years.
Now that I don't smoke anymore and I'm taking other stuff to manage my crippling anxiety, I can't help but think how much better off I'd be if the doctor had just handed be a bottle full of joints and said "smoke one each night".