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I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna' take this anymore!

Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
First of all, I was just about to light a cigarette before writing this post, and my lighter is apparently out of butane. This will make more sense as you keep on reading.

Regardless, today has not been a good day. I've mentioned it before, but my A/C broke last night, and today it was 93 degrees in my apartment, which is on the top story of my building, windows facing the sun, and gets no airflow. It's literally 10 degrees cooler in the hallway of my complex right now. I go out in the hallway to cool off. As I type this, my laptop is running so hot, it's as if I'm resting my hands on a goddamned heat pad.

This is no big deal. I'm sitting in my room in nothing but my underwear right now, and my thermostat is currently reading 90 degrees more than two hours after sunset, but still, no biggie.

However, five minutes ago, I walked into my living room only to hear the sound of what I thought was my faucet running. Strange, I thought. As I walked into the bathroom to investigate, I promptly stepped into a about a centimeter of standing toilet water stretching through about 3/4 of my bathroom floor.

Fuck this. With my foot now as wet as the rest of my sweaty, sticky torso and limbs, I decided it was time to make a post.

A post where I implore you to discuss your own worst days.

No, I don't mean the day your dad died, or the day your best friend died in a car accident for christ's sake. I mean, just a plain old regular shitty ass day. Maybe your car got towed, and you had to walk 10 miles and sprained your ankle on the way, only to find out your girlfriend was cheating on you. I don't know...something like that.

You guys think on that, while I stick my head out the window and scream at the top of my lungs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJHdjtQGHuc

tl;dr I had a shitty day. Do you have shitty days?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    no one is going to read this

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    This one time I realized I was never going to get the 4 grand I had made working for my dad

    So I was going to clear out what little was actually in my bank account without telling him

    That was this morning actually

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I skimmed it and got the main idea.

    mnoll on
  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    no one is going to read this

    And in two pages we'll be talking about hemorrhoids, or Zach Morris or something. Life goes on

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Hey Noll keep me from being the only dude plugging the buttfuck bands in this thread

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=93402

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    wiggin seriously take that kinda shit to aim or msn

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    dick ain't on or I would!

    Get on AIM dick!

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    or pm him

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I had to walked 6 hours until 5am to get from for clubbing

    and I never went into a club

    My lift had pulled out infront of me and drove off. Son of a bitch

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Um

    I have a terrible memory

    and I really haven't had any bad days lately (not since moving to the states!)

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited June 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    that line is from a movie

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The first time I ever went to a strip club, I got kicked out for being underage, and had to go behind the strip club and sort of pass out on a wooden pallet until my friends came and got me to leave.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I haven't really had any bad days lately either

    I would like a job, though

    but I'm applying at lots of places for once so hopefully eventually!

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The first time I was ID'd was on my 18th birthday

    at the pub I'd been drinking in for over a year 8-)

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i just watched fanboys

    ehhhhhh

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    The first time I saw this movie I was sad and angry for about two days after.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My grandpa ditched me in O'Hare airport when I was twelve or so.

    I waited for him for about an hour, then I called home, then it took about four hours to find out that he wasn't dead on the highway or something. He saw people getting off a plane, I wasn't there, so he figured someone else already got me and went home. He didn't call anyone, or stop and think that maybe he was at the wrong terminal, just left.

    About ten years later he was diagnosed with leukemia. They caught it early enough and he was young and healthy enough that he stood a real strong chance of a quick and complete recovery, but he didn't like sitting around and one of his meds gave him indigestion so he just let it kill him instead.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I started applying at Hollywood Video (online) and god the stupid questionnaire

    I'll finish it later on my PC

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh yeah I spent a full twenty four hours in O'Hare once

    Bleeeeugh

    And I didn't get to shower for three days, because by the time I got back to England I had to get straight on the train to London so I could catch another flight to Italy. And they lost all my luggage, so I had to borrow my sister's clothes (and bikini, and underwear, even though my dad had promised to buy spares) for a week

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Those questionnaires are only designed to answer one thing. Are you an idiot, or do you have common sense?

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Those questionnaires are only designed to answer one thing. Are you an idiot, or do you have common sense?

    Exactly

    and it was 25 pages

    and 4 questions per page

    of stuff like

    "DO YOU LIKE PEOPLE?"

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Those questionnaires are only designed to answer one thing. Are you an idiot, or do you have common sense?

    Exactly

    and it was 25 pages

    and 4 questions per page

    of stuff like

    "DO YOU LIKE PEOPLE?"

    How well do you work with others?

    How strongly do you feel about teamwork?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    This one time I thought I was getting into the ChO beta today and it turns out it'll be another week

    Booooo

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Those questionnaires are only designed to answer one thing. Are you an idiot, or do you have common sense?

    Exactly

    and it was 25 pages

    and 4 questions per page

    of stuff like

    "DO YOU LIKE PEOPLE?"

    How well do you work with others?

    How strongly do you feel about teamwork?

    Do you feel it is okay to take small things from work?

    Do you work hard?

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What is ChO. I have trouble following all of these acronyms.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My grandpa ditched me in O'Hare airport when I was twelve or so.

    I waited for him for about an hour, then I called home, then it took about four hours to find out that he wasn't dead on the highway or something. He saw people getting off a plane, I wasn't there, so he figured someone else already got me and went home. He didn't call anyone, or stop and think that maybe he was at the wrong terminal, just left.

    About ten years later he was diagnosed with leukemia. They caught it early enough and he was young and healthy enough that he stood a real strong chance of a quick and complete recovery, but he didn't like sitting around and one of his meds gave him indigestion so he just let it kill him instead.

    he sounds like one really stubborn old fart

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I worked hard today

    which is why it is already 9 pm fuck

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Drew-B wrote: »
    What is ChO. I have trouble following all of these acronyms.

    Champions Online

    I only know this because Wiggin brings it up in nearly every thread stop it Wiggin

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hm, my grandma fought like hell to beat leukemia. It went into remission at one point, but eventually killed her.

    Too bad they couldn't trade places, huh.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Drew-B wrote: »
    What is ChO. I have trouble following all of these acronyms.

    Champions Online

    I only know this because Wiggin brings it up in nearly every thread stop it Wiggin

    Hey Mori

    I got on the guild list

    Wooooo

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Butters on
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters | Amazon Wishlist
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    When I was 16, as a treat, my parents sent me to stay with a couple in France.

    Unfortunately my French, although I'd received an A at school (which goes to show exactly how wonderfully taught languages are) was unintelligible to this couple and they didn't speak any English.

    Oh, and they were in their 80s.

    So I got out of their apartment (and they were both heavy smokers) for about an hour in the morning, and perhaps another hour in the afternoon.

    I'd only brought one book; I must've read that from cover-to-cover about a dozen times in that week.

    So I'd sit and clock watch for the majority of the day. The only other thing that relieved my boredom was an electronic hangman game they had. I played that so much that eventually I exhausted every word in its dictionary.

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jesus Christ that's horrible. Why couldn't you leave the apartment more?

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Jesus Christ that's horrible. Why couldn't you leave the apartment more?

    Well, for a start I wasn't really sure how to ask! And, I didn't know if leaving would be considered rude. That, and I was a pretty shy 16 year old.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Drew-B wrote: »
    No, I don't mean the day you're dad died, or the day you're best friend died in a car accident for christ's sake. I mean, just a plain old regular shitty ass day. Maybe your car got towed, and you had to walk 10 miles and sprained your ankle on the way, only to find out your girlfriend was cheating on you. I don't know...something like that.

    I refuse to give you a story of a shitty day because you got this wrong twice, but CORRECT THE OTHER THREE TIMES IN THE PARAGRAPH.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Jesus Christ that's horrible. Why couldn't you leave the apartment more?

    Well, for a start I wasn't really sure how to ask! And, I didn't know if leaving would be considered rude. That, and I was a pretty shy 16 year old.

    my favorite!

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Drew-B wrote: »
    No, I don't mean the day you're dad died, or the day you're best friend died in a car accident for christ's sake. I mean, just a plain old regular shitty ass day. Maybe your car got towed, and you had to walk 10 miles and sprained your ankle on the way, only to find out your girlfriend was cheating on you. I don't know...something like that.

    I refuse to give you a story of a shitty day because you got this wrong twice, but CORRECT THE OTHER THREE TIMES IN THE PARAGRAPH.

    It's a muscle memory reflex, is all. It's not as if I consciously thought, "Okay, I am going to type the contraction form of 'you're,' here. Excellent."

    Normally I don't make weird mistakes like that, but I was mid-rant, soaking wet from my ridiculously hot apartment, and I had just stepped in fucking toilet water.

    I'll write up a quick lesson on the proper use of lay, lie and lain if it will somehow redeem myself. :)

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I was hoping this was a Network thread.

    I was secretly hoping it was a UHF thread.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I am eating spaghettios drinking sunny delight and playing online risk with four of my buddies

    I'm not super angry right now, no

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