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Ode to Ohropax (Not directly in the canal!)

autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machineRegistered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
Oh Ohropax
How you soothe my need for silence in an ever-rustling world
full of paper-packed sandwiches, candy-colored little things of nuisance,
wrapped in solid hate for my common "man"

Oh Ohropax!
Without you, studying would be so very hard
nay! Impossible I dare to say
Because why, oh why, do you feel the need
To eat your rice waffles
In the library, you cunt?


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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    We speak English here, son.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I thought those were sex toys for a second

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    I thought those were sex toys for a second

    those would have to be sex toys for little oh my god

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i thought this would be something you put in your butt

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    suppose for a second none of us understand that language

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    i thought this would be something you put in your butt

    that's your answer for everything

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    addendum:

    go post your faggy poetry someplace else, fag

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  • Richard M. NixonRichard M. Nixon regular
    edited June 2009
    ah, venice

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    suppose for a second none of us understand that language

    Soft earplugs that work wonderfully
    Also colorful and visible, so people don't think you're ignoring them when talking to you!

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    addendum:

    go post your faggy poetry someplace else, fag


    I think this is exactly the right place!

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2009
    I decided to eat this leftover lemon meringue pie for lunch

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I sometimes use earplugs. Here's to you, Wally.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    christ, you don't need to understand the language to figure out that they're earplugs and that he posted a chart showing presumably how well they work at different frequencies

    unless you're a moron
    are you a moron?

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Frequenz? What the fuck could that mean?

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  • Richard M. NixonRichard M. Nixon regular
    edited June 2009
    I just ignore people even without earplugs in. I am okay with strangers assuming I am a douchebag.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what the fuck does dB stand for

    goddamn language foreigners

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    yes druhim nobody in this thread understood they were earplugs until you told us

    thanks

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    christ, you don't need to understand the language to figure out that they're earplugs and that he posted a chart showing presumably how well they work at different frequencies

    unless you're a moron
    are you a moron?

    Well, I got that but I mean, what the fuck is "color"

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i hope most strangers view me as a golden adonis

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    christ, you don't need to understand the language to figure out that they're earplugs and that he posted a chart showing presumably how well they work at different frequencies

    unless you're a moron
    are you a moron?

    swing and a miss

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  • Richard M. NixonRichard M. Nixon regular
    edited June 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    i hope most strangers view me as a golden adonis

    i have seen your toastrack of a chest. i do not find this hope one that is likely to be fulfilled.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have no idea why I'm laughing at this even

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    christ, you don't need to understand the language to figure out that they're earplugs and that he posted a chart showing presumably how well they work at different frequencies

    unless you're a moron
    are you a moron?

    Well, I got that but I mean, what the fuck is "color"
    french for buttaids

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    what the fuck does dB stand for

    goddamn language foreigners

    A decibel is one tenth of a bel!
    And a babybel is delicious

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I knew a guy called Ahdel

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So are these different than any other earplugs?

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    So are these different than any other earplugs?

    well for one they're German

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    So are these different than any other earplugs?

    well for one they're German

    efficient and anti-semitic

    gotcha

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    So are these different than any other earplugs?

    well for one they're German

    You know the Germans always make good stuff!

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    So are these different than any other earplugs?

    well for one they're German

    You know the Germans always make good stuff!

    Not libraries
    I mean, who designs a library with a system that seems like it's made to amplify the noise and bring it to each and every single student sitting there?
    A sadist

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Where was the library that they forgot to take into account the massive weight of the books and the foundations actually started to collapse

    turns out it was a lie. Oh well.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    Where was the library that they forgot to take into account the massive weight of the books and the foundations actually started to collapse

    turns out it was a lie. Oh well.

    UMASS Amherst's library had a problem with "spalling" of brick shards for a while, but that "weight of the books" thing is a myth.

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  • sligmastasligmasta Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    christ, you don't need to understand the language to figure out that they're earplugs and that he posted a chart showing presumably how well they work at different frequencies

    unless you're a moron
    are you a moron?

    at first i read that as mormon, and sincerely approved of calling mormons stupid for no reason

    then i reread it and was sincerely disapointed

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    well mormoms are stupid but I wouldn't say for no reason

    oh snap

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  • Richard M. NixonRichard M. Nixon regular
    edited June 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Where was the library that they forgot to take into account the massive weight of the books and the foundations actually started to collapse

    turns out it was a lie. Oh well.

    UMASS Amherst's library had a problem with "spalling" of brick shards for a while, but that "weight of the books" thing is a myth.

    It's a story the engineers at University of Waterloo tell the first year arts students to keep them out of the library so it is quiet enough to study/drink in.

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