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They come in 3's... McMahon, Farrah and... Michael Jackson?

MistaCreepyMistaCreepy Registered User regular
edited July 2009 in Social Entropy++
CoWorker just linked me to tmz.com apparently Michael Jackson was taken to a hospital in LA with Cardiac Arrest. Words from the family members indicate that things dont look good. Im still looking for this to be picked up by the major news sites but it is appearing on a lot of local news websites.

Edit: Its on Yahoo now

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/michael-jackson-rushed-to-hospital-report/24333

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    CNN.com's got that shit on now

    so i figure it's legit

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  • EnnsEnns Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Can't say I'll miss him.

    If he dies.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    well, once upon a time he was kind of a big deal

    i suppose for people born in the fucking 90's, it's nothing of note

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    like I know this is old and shit

    but I really don't like looking at michael jackson's face

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What kind of awful person reads tmz.com?

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  • MistaCreepyMistaCreepy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This is a huge fucking deal... this guy was bigger than god when I was growing up.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I don't really care about Michael Jackson, but you know, you'd still be like "whoa, he died?!"

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i never know how to feel about michael jackson, to be honest

    it's never been conclusively proven the dude's a pedophile

    just alleged and stuff

    sure, he settled out of court with his accusers but a settlement doesn't mean guilt, only that you want them to shut the fuck up

    so, if he is a pedophile, fuck him the bastard he can rot in hell

    but if he isn't, he's just sort of a sad lonely weirdo that the world has shit upon and that's pretty sad.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    I'm still kinda sad about ed mcmahon

    that dude ruled

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    well, once upon a time he was kind of a big deal

    i suppose for people born in the fucking 90's, it's nothing of note

    He made Thriller man.

    Thriller.

    #pipe on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what the FUCK is this omg! yahoo thing

    FUCK

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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    he'll rise from the grave and do a little dance

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  • EnnsEnns Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The Michael Jackson I grew up with dances in pyramids with pharaohs. Or yelling at his sister in space. Or his "comeback" in 99 or so where he dances 30s gangsters to death.


    Oh woe is me.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    he'll rise from the grave and do a little dance

    maybe make a little love

    just generally get down tonight I suppose

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I do not suspect that Michael Jackson will be making love ever again, Raneados.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Man, i remember when he looked like a normal human and made good music. Too bad he went crazy and such. Can't say I'll miss him but isn't he only like 40 something?

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The AmSci twitter said "He took the Farrah news pretty hard, it seems."

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    I do not suspect that Michael Jackson will be making love ever again, Raneados.

    his dying wish is an inflatable cherub to

    you know

    wink wink

    nudge nudge



    put his willie in

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Enns wrote: »

    It's major news to their audience, absolutely, which is who they cater to.

    I mean, most Americans would probably think Michael Jackson having a heart attack is somewhat big news. It might not be 'important' or 'major' news...but like I said, they cater to their audience.

    Besides, 24/7 news cycle, etc., etc.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    The AmSci twitter said "He took the Farrah news pretty hard, it seems."

    Now this deserves a link to hiyoooo.com

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This is just a fake death to celebrate the release of Thriller II

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    But seriously, what a pedophile.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I think Michael jackson having a heart attack and maybe dying is pretty big news

    I think anyone over 15 thinks this way

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    But seriously, what a pedophile.

    hey

    hey



    acquitted

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    you guys laugh now, but Ed Asner or someone is gonna die to balance things out

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MJ is a joke now but as a kid that dude was awesome to me.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    He'll be with all the little children in the sky now

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    MJ is a joke now but as a kid that dude was awesome to me.

    Yeah, I enjoyed many of his sdongs when I was younger

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sdongs?

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The news I'm more interested in is that North Korea said they would rain down nuclear fire on us.

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  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    so tmz apparently says he died but thats real credible.

    dude was a prat but he made some fucking awesome music.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    We are absolutely missing out on the real news here: Ownership of Northern Songs.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    you guys laugh now, but Ed Asner or someone is gonna die to balance things out

    uh excuse me ed mcmahon already fulfilled the beloved old man dying portion of the trifecta

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    the guys music is great
    the whole diddling little boys thing, not so much

    good riddens

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    MJ is a joke now but as a kid that dude was awesome to me.

    Yeah, I enjoyed many of his sdongs when I was younger

    Try a little harder next time.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    #pipe wrote: »

    it's things like this that make me wish dave chappelle didn't lose his damn mind

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    The news I'm more interested in is that North Korea said they would rain down nuclear fire on us.

    So do a Google news search for North Korea and read one of the 3,000 articles written on the topic today.

    Sheesh, when are people going to realize that the mainstream media doesn't set the agenda anymore. You do.

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