As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

Apparently MJ died of food poison

2»

Posts

  • Options
    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Because when Aussies die, they automatically go to hell.

    Morgenstern on
    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
  • Options
    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Wh-what?

    What was wrong with Heath Ledger of all people?

    I'm genuinely curious about this one.

    He's just being edgy.

    I'm just aghast at this guy's breach of ordinary social mores. He just doesn't care what any of us think!

    And yet, I'm fascinated by him.

    He's so edgy.

    CrossBuster on
    penguins.png
  • Options
    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    wait, why is heath ledger in hell?

    he sold his sold for a little bit of rock 'n roll

    Macro9 on
    58pwo4vxupcr.png
  • Options
    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    worst trolling ever

    put some effort into it, you fuck

    Fletcher on
  • Options
    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jawknee wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Just one, but it repeats

    hey Michael...say hi to Heath Ledger for me.





























    ....IN HELL!!!!!!!1111

    Ok that's going too far you fucker.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Options
    JawkneeJawknee Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Wh-what?

    What was wrong with Heath Ledger of all people?

    I'm genuinely curious about this one.


    I guess you're right...he's a little too old for big Mike.


    MORE LIKE DEAD MIKE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Jawknee on
  • Options
    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    knock knock

    who's there

    michael jackson

    michael jackson who?

    michael jackson having paedophile sex with heath ledger






    in hell!!!!11

    FAQ on
  • Options
    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    There's a group singing "One More Chance" (Jackson 5 style, Is it called that or I want you back) on NBC. My parents are watching.

    Goose! on
  • Options
    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    look what you made me do

    you made me make the worst post I have ever made

    and coming from me that is something

    FAQ on
  • Options
    SniperLogicSniperLogic ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Ban the lurkers

    Fine, fine. I'll go call Tube a slobbery cunt.

    EDIT: The best way to start your page, is slobbery in your cunt!

    SniperLogic on
    Steam/PSN: StandrdDeviation
    BNet: StandrdError#1826
  • Options
    JawkneeJawknee Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    knock knock

    who's there

    michael jackson

    michael jackson who?

    michael jackson having paedophile sex with heath ledger






    in hell!!!!11

    I like you

    Jawknee on
  • Options
    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hahah wowee

    Tweaked_Bat_ on
  • Options
    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jawknee would like to meet you behind the bleachers, FAQ.

    Goose! on
  • Options
    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The thread title irks me - should be "food poisoning" not "food poison"

    Tweaked_Bat_ on
  • Options
    VoranthVoranth MI NOMBRE, POR CIERTO ES DONTÉ!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What the fuck is this shit.

    Voranth on
    camo_sig2.png
    PS4: Voranth
  • Options
    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goose! wrote: »
    Jawknee would like to meet you behind the bleachers, FAQ.

    i don't know

    what that means!

    FAQ on
  • Options
    JawkneeJawknee Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    but seriously.... Who's gonna get those all season passes to Disneyland?

    Jawknee on
  • Options
    JawkneeJawknee Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goose! wrote: »
    Jawknee would like to meet you behind the bleachers, FAQ.

    Well as long as he doesn't get it in my hair..... I have a date later.

    Jawknee on
  • Options
    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goose! wrote: »
    There's a group singing "One More Chance" (Jackson 5 style, Is it called that or I want you back) on NBC. My parents are watching.

    "I Want You Back" by Jackson 5

    And it is fantastic, seriously one of the catchiest songs ever.

    UnbreakableVow on
  • Options
    JawkneeJawknee Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Many children will sleep easier tonight knowing that MJ is off of the streets.

    Unlike herpes, this is one disease that will not be coming back.

    Jawknee on
  • Options
    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    outrageous!!!!!

    FAQ on
  • Options
    TanolenTanolen Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Are you proud of that

    Tanolen on
  • Options
    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It is quite excellent, I just didn't recall the name.

    Goose! on
  • Options
    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the best thing about michael jacksons music is that he is dead

    FAQ on
  • Options
    JawkneeJawknee Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Tanolen wrote: »
    Are you proud of that

    LOLOLOLOL FARAAAAHH FAWWWCEETT DIED OF ANAL CANCERS

    ...and no, I'm not.

    Jawknee on
  • Options
    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I am sad we'll never see another awesome MJ video.

    "You Rock My World" was pretty cool as a last video, though.

    UnbreakableVow on
  • Options
    ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    hahahaha!
    Seriously, fuck this guy. He contributed to the music world, but he was fucked in the head.

    Zuel on
  • Options
    JawkneeJawknee Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zuel wrote: »
    hahahaha!
    Seriously, fuck this guy. He contributed to the music world, but he was fucked in the head.

    FUCKED IN THE HEAD?!?! 8======D~

    Jawknee on
  • Options
    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    No this thread will need to be closed if we are through putting Jawknee through the grinder.

    Goose! on
  • Options
    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zuel wrote: »
    hahahaha!
    Seriously, fuck this guy. He contributed to the music world, but he was fucked in the head.

    So the difference between you and him is that he actually contributed something to the world.

    Also, you misspelled Zuul.

    UnbreakableVow on
  • Options
    JawkneeJawknee Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    *SPOILER ALERT*

































    SNAPE KILLS MICHAEL JACKSON

    Jawknee on
  • Options
    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jawknee wrote: »
    Apparently Michael Jackson died of food poisoning
    He ate a nine year old wiener, then they rushed him to the nearest children's hospital.

    He's now in heaven having sleep overs with Baby Jesus.

    oh god i lol'd

    i stole this for a chat

    Fallout: i guess MJ died of food poisoning
    HURGHT: poked?
    Fallout: he ate a nine year old weiner
    pretty girls: jackson died ~1990 so who even cares
    You have been kicked from the chat by Juanana٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶.

    Fallout on
    xcomsig.png
  • Options
    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    spoiler alert

    michael jackson allegedly had sex with children

    FAQ on
  • Options
    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe on
    xmassig2.gif
This discussion has been closed.