MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
edited June 2009
Because when Aussies die, they automatically go to hell.
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“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
Apparently Michael Jackson died of food poisoning
He ate a nine year old wiener, then they rushed him to the nearest children's hospital.
He's now in heaven having sleep overs with Baby Jesus.
oh god i lol'd
i stole this for a chat
Fallout: i guess MJ died of food poisoning
HURGHT: poked?
Fallout: he ate a nine year old weiner
pretty girls: jackson died ~1990 so who even cares
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He's just being edgy.
I'm just aghast at this guy's breach of ordinary social mores. He just doesn't care what any of us think!
And yet, I'm fascinated by him.
He's so edgy.
he sold his sold for a little bit of rock 'n roll
put some effort into it, you fuck
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Ok that's going too far you fucker.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
I guess you're right...he's a little too old for big Mike.
MORE LIKE DEAD MIKE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
who's there
michael jackson
michael jackson who?
michael jackson having paedophile sex with heath ledger
in hell!!!!11
you made me make the worst post I have ever made
and coming from me that is something
Fine, fine. I'll go call Tube a slobbery cunt.
EDIT: The best way to start your page, is slobbery in your cunt!
BNet: StandrdError#1826
I like you
PS4: Voranth
i don't know
what that means!
Well as long as he doesn't get it in my hair..... I have a date later.
"I Want You Back" by Jackson 5
And it is fantastic, seriously one of the catchiest songs ever.
Unlike herpes, this is one disease that will not be coming back.
LOLOLOLOL FARAAAAHH FAWWWCEETT DIED OF ANAL CANCERS
...and no, I'm not.
"You Rock My World" was pretty cool as a last video, though.
Seriously, fuck this guy. He contributed to the music world, but he was fucked in the head.
FUCKED IN THE HEAD?!?! 8======D~
So the difference between you and him is that he actually contributed something to the world.
Also, you misspelled Zuul.
SNAPE KILLS MICHAEL JACKSON
oh god i lol'd
i stole this for a chat
Fallout: i guess MJ died of food poisoning
HURGHT: poked?
Fallout: he ate a nine year old weiner
pretty girls: jackson died ~1990 so who even cares
You have been kicked from the chat by Juanana٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶.
michael jackson allegedly had sex with children