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I just shaved

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sanius wrote: »
    I heard it's not that hard to shave your pubes but I don't really believe it.

    It's not hard, but you have to keep shaving them VERY often, because stubble just KILLS you there

    Shampoo and conditioner are not just for your head! science.gif

    Lucky Cynic on
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    how would that help with stubble

    Koshian on
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My face is covered in pure virgin never-cut hairs right now.
    They'll fetch a pretty penny on the Beard Black Market.

    Lord Dave on
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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I want to get a straight razor for shaving

    but I know I'll cut myself with it

    Not by shaving

    but by picking it up while not looking

    also it seems like even the tiniest flaw in the blade would tear your face up

    but I guess thats what the leather belt is for

    Metalbourne on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    how would that help with stubble

    *shrugs*

    I'm not sure how but it does for me. Mind you, not like 5 o clock stubble down there, but after a few days it just helps and I notice a lot less irritation and uncomfortableness since I started using shampoo.
    And no, this isn't meant in a winky worthy manner.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I want to get a straight razor for shaving

    but I know I'll cut myself with it

    Not by shaving

    but by picking it up while not looking

    also it seems like even the tiniest flaw in the blade would tear your face up

    but I guess thats what the leather belt is for


    The 'belt' is called a strop, and here's a great resource for your Metal. Think of this place like the Penny-Arcade of shaving. I learned so much about techniques and products and everything :D

    http://www.straightrazorplace.com/forums/

    Lucky Cynic on
  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    With Bogey dead from white girl overexposure, who will cull the E/N noise :(

    Dely Apple on
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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have an electric razor that needs new batteries, but I'm too lazy to get them because the current ones last just long enough for me to shave.

    My dad's side of the family has great facial hair, my dad uncle and granddad could all grow mustaches and beards without even trying.

    Of course I got my mom's dad's genes. Patchy and thin horrible facial hair that takes about 5 days to even be noticeable.

    IpseDixit on
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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I just trim my cock and balls using a norelco bodygroom. Best 40 i ever spent i think.

    Canada_jezus on
    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I take throwaway razors to my genitals every few weeks or so, with light trimming in between

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    yeah, I just reshaved my junk
    pretty smooth

    Druhim on
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    druhim I bet you have old man balls

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    the fact that you're wondering about my balls is disturbing

    Druhim on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    rane wonders about a lot of peoples balls

    it's a thing for him

    PiptheFair on
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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    botox balls

    smooth as eggs

    Koshian on
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have a hard time not thinking about balls to be honest

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I want to get a straight razor for shaving

    but I know I'll cut myself with it

    Not by shaving

    but by picking it up while not looking

    also it seems like even the tiniest flaw in the blade would tear your face up

    but I guess thats what the leather belt is for


    The 'belt' is called a strop, and here's a great resource for your Metal. Think of this place like the Penny-Arcade of shaving. I learned so much about techniques and products and everything :D

    http://www.straightrazorplace.com/forums/

    lots of dick jokes and toilet humor huh

    Metalbourne on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Badger hair brush, Proraso or Taylor of Old Bond Street shaving cream, and a Merkur Safety razor with Feather brand razors. Haven't shaved in a few days though.

    Abracadaniel on
  • KreutzKreutz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Back before I knew better I used to use a old, unused dollar store electric razor to manage my business.

    I don't know if anybody has tried yanking out their pubic hairs one by one but that's pretty much the experience.

    Kreutz on
  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kreutz wrote: »

    I don't know if anybody has tried yanking out their pubic hairs one by one but that's pretty much the experience.

    When i was 13 i actually tried this.

    Canada_jezus on
    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kreutz wrote: »

    I don't know if anybody has tried yanking out their pubic hairs one by one but that's pretty much the experience.

    When i was 13 i actually tried this.

    how far did you get?

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Right now it's badger brush, Proraso or Trumper's shaving soap (although right now I am using El Cheapo brand), Murkur HD safety razor and Wilkinson Sword blades (although I prefer Gillette's or Feathers).

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Like one quart of the base of my dick was reasonably hairless. But there was honestly too much blood and raw skin to continue.

    Canada_jezus on
    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I shaved my junk about five days ago.

    Weaver on
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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I just buzz mine. Just gotta watch for the loose skin cause the sucker will bite.

    I hate shaving but I also hate having facial hair.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i shaved downstairs a month or two ago

    man i itched like crazy, even after moisturizing, so I'll probably just keep it to a short trim for a while instead of going all scorched earth

    Abracadaniel on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Don't shave it to the skin. I use a pair of beard clippers.

    Weaver on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    I shave to the skin sometimes using a mach 3
    doesn't itch

    Druhim on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Liiya wrote: »
    I dont have facial hair.

    Me neither. :^:

    I shave once a week but don't really need to

    Redeemer on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I shave to the skin sometimes using a mach 3
    doesn't itch

    that requires feeling sensation in your genitals

    PiptheFair on
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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I shave to the skin sometimes using a mach 3
    doesn't itch

    at least, compared to the crabs.

    Bad-Beat on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I sweat a lot, given my running habits and a certain amount of hair is vital to not chaffing

    Weaver on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have a beard. It's the wave of the future.

    Centipede Damascus on
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I shave to the skin sometimes using a mach 3
    doesn't itch

    I don't understand the whole itching thing

    maybe I just do it too much

    or maybe I just don't have horrendously dry skin

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I shaved this morning

    It was lots of fun

    A good time was had by all

    AMP'd on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    except for those poor hairs you sent down the drain

    you monster

    Centipede Damascus on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I am happy with how smooth my face feels

    I think I could spend a while stroking it

    Also I am unhappy with a scab between my lower lip and my chin

    That is a terrible place for a scab

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    I am happy with how smooth my face feels

    I think I could spend a while stroking it

    Also I am unhappy with a scab between my lower lip and my chin

    That is a terrible place for a scab

    pick that motherfucker

    scars are better

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I've been picking it

    It's a stubborn scab

    But at least it didn't interfere with me shaving

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    chicks dig scars, man

    tell them you got it while ultimate fighting a dude

    Centipede Damascus on
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